Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
We know a Government Shutdown is supposed to be something serious, but like everything else during the Age of Obama, it all seems like just a big joke. —Joke Writers of America- Remember my “Thousand Points of Light” for a better America? Obama’s Punitive Liberal Shutdown is a “Thousand Points of Spite!” —Bush 41
- Maybe the joke during Obama’s Government Shutdown is that 83% of the Federal Government including Obama’s golf course and Michelle’s crappy “Eat Less Fattening Food Hotline” are still operating. —We the Over-Taxed Payers
- That’s why we chose former California Republican Governor George Deukmejian’s “The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
- Humorous Obama Shutdown Videos are really keeping us in business. —YouTube
- Did everybody see our “We Did Stop (The Government)” sketch mocking Republicans Michele Bachmann and John Boehner? —Saturday Night Live
- Obama’s Government Shutdown is a gold mine of material for comedians like Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Craig Ferguson. —Your Late Night TV Jokewatcher
- Maybe we should change the name of the Comedy Channel to the Obama Government Shutdown Channel. —Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
- Conservatives can always ridicule some of the silly things we say on our Sunday Morning TV Network Talk Shows. —George Stephanopoulos, Bob Schieffer, and Candy Crowley
- But since I finally switched from trying to educate those idiots on ABC to FOX, nobody will be watching Stephanopoulos. —George Will
- The last time Americans cared about anything being shut down was when they shut down the Twinkie factory. —The US Government on Twitter
- Nobody was laughing when I said Republicans would not pass a Clean Debt-Limit Hike and the country could end up in default if Obama doesn’t negotiate. —Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner
See how DemocRAT Senate Leader Harry Reid jokes about not helping kids with cancer, when he says “I’m from the government and I’m here to help you. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!” —Political Photo Spoofer Edward Cropper- We think it’s pretty funny when Harry Reid calls TEA Party members “Anarchists” and “Fanatics.” —Noxious Name Callers
- And I can always count on The Blower to make jokes about Monica Lewinsky giving me blow jobs in the Oval Office during my Government Shutdown. —Disgraced DemocRAT Former Pants Dropper in Chief Bill Clinton
- Some people don’t find it too amusing when we send them 17 e-mails on the same day dunning them for donations. —Obama’s Organizing for Action
- Some people find it ironic that we’re still being paid during Obama’s Government Shutdown. —Obama Supporting Federal Employees
- We think it’s just ridiculous that 83% of you are getting paid at all. —The Rest of Us
- Does anybody think it’s funny we’re not sending refunds or turning over documents in probes during the Government Shutdown, but we’re still collecting your money? —Obama’s IRS Agents
Many people log onto our web page several times a day to check out the latest joke headlines from the Obama Administration. —The Drudge Report- Begging our readers to give ObamaCare a chance was really good for a big laugh. —Skaggie Maggie’s Idiotorial Board at The Fishwrap
- And what a great place to use our DemocRAT Talking Points in On-Line comments and our Letters to the Editor. —Lobotomized Liberal Letter Writers
- Do you think people were laughing at The Fishwrap’s Gallery of Photos from that Gay Hindu Wedding in Over-The-Rhine? —Whistleblower Alternate Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
We always have to laugh whenever somebody asks us why there isn’t a Republican Candidate in the Cincinnati Mayor’s Race. —Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls- Other than getting Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback to repay over-taxed payers for his Gay Trip to the White House, every time The City of Cincinnati complains about our outrageous settlements, we laugh all the way to the bank. —“TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman’s Litigious Lawyers at COAST
- “Millionaire Mike” Brown wasn’t laughing when we told him we didn’t have $10 million for that new digital scoreboard we owe The Bungals because of that great lease former commissioner and current Bungals employee Bob Bungalhaus negotiated. —Hamilton County Commissioners
I’m laughing every time I think of how little I’ll have to work to earn my $3 million salary next year, and unbelievably, it’ll be even less than I did last year. —Fired Reds Manager Dusty Baker- Of course, we want people to have Health Care, we just didn’t realize we would be the ones who would be paying for it personally. — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters
- On this date in 1918, United States Corporal Alvin C. York reportedly killed over 20 German soldiers and captured an additional 132 in the Argonne Forest near the Meuse River in France. The exploits later earned York the Congressional Medal of Honor. If such a thing were to happen today, Obama Supporters in the Press would be calling Sergeant York a war criminal, and Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder would be impaneling a grand jury to see if excessive force was used in capturing all those poor, misunderstood Krauts. —Hurley the Historian
In Kentucky, all that confusion over ObamaCare enrollment is pretty funny. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo- And how funny was it when forms for the Kentucky’s new ObamaCare benefit exchange asked if the application was for someone who has recently died? —Bluegrass Zombies
- Putting up Barry-cades around War Memorials was not funny. —WWII Veterans from the 169th Underground Mess Kit Repair Group in Boondoggle County
- I’m laughing at critics who complain I’m trying to shut down the government. —Kentucky’s Republican Fourth District Congressman Thomas Massie
- Were people laughing at us last week when a TV station broadcast Kentucky Senator Rand Paul and me discussing our Government Shutdown Talking Points? —Kentucky’s Senile Senator Bitch McConnell
I really had to laugh when Liberals blamed me because I kept the Senate Minority Leader from making his usual bad deal for Republicans over the Government Shutdown. —McConnell’s Primary Opponent Matt Bevin- It’s no joke. I still say it’s a great idea to force young people to buy health insurance to cover the health care costs of the additional 30 million people, almost every one of whom doesn’t work or is an illegal immigrant, without adding a single doctor? —Bluegrass Governor Steve BeShear
- As the only Bluegrass DemocRAT Congressman in Washington, I’d say DemocRAT Senate Candidate Alison Wundergams Grimes has been politically smart to avoid taking a firm stance on President Barack Obama’s health care law and not give Republicans a chance to tie her to Obama —Louisville DemocRAT John Yarmuth
Government Shutdowns aren’t so bad, so long as we keep getting our checks. —Bluegrass DemocRATS- When is the Government shutdown in Kentucky supposed to start? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News
- I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Maybe I need to explain how Republicans can keep winning the Government Shutdown fight. —Ben Swann
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