Daily Archives: September 17, 2013

Special “Obama’s Syrian SNAFU” E-dition

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

  • image005“SNAFU” is a military slang acronym meaning “Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.” —Whistleblower’s Garrulous Grammarian Gerund Tadwell
  • When most people say they support the President’s Plan in Syria, unfortunately they’re talking about President Putin. — Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
  • image008Just because I backed down on Syria doesn’t mean we couldn’t strike Iran. —Barrack Obama, Warrior President and Community Organizer
  • Please thank President Putin for turning my gaffe on Syria into a home run for the Kremlin. —Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry, Continuing to Lurch Leftward
  • John Kerry has been one of the best Secretaries of State in the History of the United States of America. —Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden
  • We promise to disarm as soon as Obama stops arming the “terrorists.” —Syrian Butcher Bashar Assad
  • These days Obama is following from behind. —Newt Gingrich
  • I really like The Whistleblower Motto. It’s so “Russian.” —“Bad Vlad Putin
  • Make no mistake: Barack Obama is the worst President in the history of the USA and Monday’s massacre at the DC Navy Yard is a sure sign of America’s “exceptionalism.” —Pravda
  • Obama’s Syria strategy may not have been particularly decisive, but that’s not such a bad thing. —Obama’s White House Press Secretary Jay Cardboard
  • Please don’t “Call Bullshit” on the way we keep “Spinning for Obama’s Silly Syrian Strategy.” All of our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Readers and Viewers still think he’s doing a great job. —Obama Supporters in the Press
  • Have you noticed that I’ve lost some weight? I’m on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Putin eat my lunch. —Jay Leno  
  • On this date in 1787 the U.S. Constitution was signed, which we believe still says it’s OK to use derogatory adjectives especially when criticizing stupid, inept, and dishonest politicians. —Hurley the Historian
  • That’s why we chose Henry Kissinger’s: “Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • These days 92% of us don’t want ObamaCare, unlike when we helped Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS cram it down America’s throat. —Unionized Federal Workers 

  • Have you seen our video exposing the hypocrisy of the Liberal gun-control crowd? —The Black NRA
  • Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports Conservatives still can’t get over Former President George W. Bush’s brother Jeb honoring Disgraced Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with this year’s Liberty Medal from the National Constitution Center on eve of the first anniversary of the terrorist attack on Hillary’s United States mission in Benghazi that killed four Americans, and the Out-of-touch Ohio RINO Party honoring Jeb at a “private dinner” at the Columbus Club on September 24. —Real Republicans in Ohio
  • We hope you will join us in reviewing why Roxanne Qualls got destroyed in the Mayoral Primary.”  —Republicans for Higher Taxes
  • image009I wonder if my unapologetic support for the Bob Bungalhaus Stadium Tax is hurting me.  —Foxy Roxy Qualls
  • Do you think we’re helping ourselves when we criticize Cranley for accepting help from independents and Republicans in this non-partisan Mayoral race? —Foxy Roxy’s Campaign Mangler Ms. Jens Sutmoller
  • I demand a motherfucking recount. Poll workers told me my name was not on the motherfucking ballots at the Evanston Recreation Center Precinct and one of the precinct workers even kept some of those motherfucking ballots to prove it. —Queen Noble
  • That sounds good enough for me. —Judge Mrs. $tan Ches$ley
  • image011At tomorrow’s candidate forum for Anderson Township Trustee Candidates, we hope The Blower doesn’t ask Scott Doyle and John Piehowicz if they’ve signed the Whistleblower Pledge Not To Masturbate in Your Car like Endorsed Republican Candidates Andy Pappas and Josh Gerth signed, made necessary by Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s arrest last year. —The League of Women Vipers
  • Maybe I could bring up Kevin’s Former Best Friend Greg Delev’s lawsuit in Probate Court on behalf of Emily Teeter Wright, accusing Whacky Jackie O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin of stealing money from her father’s trust fund.—Kevin’s Enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal 
  • Diversity fans at The Fishwrap are still celebrating my colorful selection of Jeffrey Blackwell as Cincinnati’s new police chief, just like when I picked Disgraced Former Fourteen-Star Police Chief James Craig. —Cincinnati City Mangler Milton Dough Boy Honey
  • Please don’t call me a “racist,” just because I dared to say “Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter, or someone working for her, backdated documents in criminal cases in an attempt to impair justice. —Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters
  • Why shouldn’t Dildo World move to Northern Kentucky? That’s where I always used to pay a prostitute with a check to strap one on and stick it where the sun don’t shine. —Disgraced Former Cincinnati Mayor Jerry Springer
  • What does it mean when a good-looking guy at the Oktoberfest in Munich says “Sie kommen hier mit Ihren Hosen in Ihren Händen?” —Cincinnati’s Girly Man Mayor Mark Mallory
  • It’s all about good government, not just the money. —Litigious Lawyers from COAST
  • Please tell us more about Friday’s big Gay Tug-of-War battle between Star Wars and Star Trek fans in Washington Park on September 20 in honor of George Takei’s appearance with the Pops Opener next weekend where Jack Horkheimer Wannabe Dean Regas from the Cincinnati Observatory will also be officiating. —Whistleblower Alternative Lifestyle Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
  • image013Was Sunday’s devastating loss in Milwaukee when the wheels came off Dusty’s Little Red Machine symbolic of the entire 2013 season or what? —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall 
  • Will The Blower ridicule my fundraiser for Alison Wondergams Grimes at my house in Fort Mitchell the way they made fun of my ill-fated fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in 2008? —Nathan Cornbread Smith
  • I hope Allison be wearing her “empty dress.” —Bitch McConnell
  • Please tell us when the “Negative Political Advertising season is supposed to be in full swing. —Greedy TV Ad Salesmen
  • To make Jews feel welcome in Northern Kentucky last week, was it OK to invite them to lunch at the Wok on Yom Kippur on Saturday? —Rick “The Batboy” Robinson 
  • Sorry I forgot to send you a link to last week’s “This Week in Kenton County Circuit Court” with all those pictures of druggies, scumbags, suspected hookers, and even a few pedophiles. —Your Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
  • They didn’t believe me last Saturday when I told them I wanted to get off on Yom Kippur because I was wanted to have lunch at Izzy’s. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
  • OK, this is actually the second week of “Crazy Eric’s” suspension in Kentucky, right? But what about Ohio?  —That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Out to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters” including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced “Crazy Eric” on WLW Hate Radio)
  • Can you explain how the Reds figure out their “Magic Number” one more time? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News
  • I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Maybe I need to ask why Obama delivered a partisan speech attacking Republicans over the Economy right after that mass shooting at the DC Navy Yard. —Ben Swann

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