Thursday, September 12, 2013

Is The Obama Doctrine Kaput?

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus saysTuesday night, Obama had to cut his big Syria War Speech to 16 minutes, but it could’ve been even shorter. So how long does it take to wave a white flag? Thanks to Obama’s ineptitude, the balance of power has shifted in the Middle East, and it was not in our favor. Let’s face it, Bill Clinton bombed an aspirin factory to control the news, while Obama fired blanks and only conquered himself. Wednesday, Fox News was still asking why one year after the terror attacks in Benghazi, Libya, the families of Ambassador Christopher Stevens, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith and Ty Woods (the four murdered Americans) are still frustrated with Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her successor, John Kerry, for not bringing them any closer to the truth about what happened to their loved ones than they were 12 months ago.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Margaret Thatcher’s “Power is like being a lady… if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.”

Hurley the Historian says in Benghazi, Jihadists bombed their own Foreign Ministry to commemorate the anniversary of last year’s terror attack on the U.S. Consulate, because nobody was at our Embassy which Obama had closed, and in Russia, President “Bad Vlad” Putin rubbed it in Obama’s face by offering to sell advanced S-300 anti-aircraft missiles to Syria and build a second nuclear reactor in Iran.

Instantly after votes in Congress to approve Obama’s Great Syria Bombing Plan were called off and Republican Elite Wussie GOP Speaker John Boehner was saved another embarrassment in the House, so-called “undecided” local lawmakers like Rob “Fighting for Fragging” Portman and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup e-mailed press releases claiming all the reasons they’d been against it all the time. Steve Chabothead sums up the situation in his blog entry “Russia Throws Obama a Lifeline.”

REMEMBERING OUR VICTIMS: Yesterday, Cincinnati TEA Party Patriots said as we all went about our busy lives, we should please take some time to remember our dual 9/11 tragedies and say a prayer for the families of the twin tower victims, the families of the Benghazi victims, and for our great nation. [WATCH HERE]
NOT REMEMBERING OUR VICTIMS: But Conservatives still can’t get over George W Bush’s brother Jeb honoring Disgraced Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with this year’s Liberty Medal from the National Constitution Center on eve of the first anniversary of the terrorist attack on Hillary’s United States mission in Benghazi that killed four Americans. Dick Morris points out Hillary’s record as Secretary of State is notable only for its frequent flyer miles. Afghanistan has gotten worse. Iran is closer to getting the bomb. North Korea has several. Iraq is an Iranian satellite. Egypt almost slipped into the grasp of Islamists and still may. What was there to celebrate in her record?

In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says maybe “$10,000 Event Sponsors” can ask Jeb about why he so thoroughly dishonored his own brother when the Out-of-touch Ohio RINO Party honors Jeb at that “private dinner” at the Columbus Club on September 24.

Manders also reports that Ted Strickland has been named the Alternate Delegate to the UN. This makes perfect sense he’s perfectly comfortable in a room full of God-hating anti-Semites! Just like a year ago when the DemocRAT Party reinserted the words “God” and “Jerusalem” into their 2012 platform over the audible objections of at least half the crowd. [WATCH IT HERE]

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says these days 47% of Likely Voters trust Republicans on National Security, but only 32% trust Disingenuous DemocRATS.
IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker says that motorcycle rally prompted by a Muslim group’s plan for Million Muslim March on 9/11 (that was permitted by the National Park Service for only 1,000 people) went forward on the day the D.C. area and the nation marked 12 years since the September 11 Murdering Muslim Terrorist Attacks. The Muslim Marchers were only 999,979 people short of their goal, because only 21 people showed up.
ANOTHER INCONVENIENT TRUTH: Global Warming fanatics can hardly explain why a chilly Arctic summer has left nearly a million more square miles of ocean covered with ice than at the same time last year – an increase of 60%. The rebound from 2012’s record low comes six years after the BBC reported that global warming would leave the Arctic ice-free in summer by 2013.
G-UNCONTROL: Two DemocRAT state lawmakers in Colorado who backed tighter gun laws in the aftermath of mass shootings have been kicked out of office in a recall election promoted by both grassroots activists and the National Rifle Association, and predictably, the DemocRAT National Committee accused Second Amendment Supporters of “Voter Suppression.”
SPEAKING OF SUPPRESSED VOTERS: only 5.6% of Cincinnati’s apathetic registered voters bothered to show up for Tuesday’s $400,000 Meaningless Mayoral Primary devised by Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls to eliminate Loony Libertarian Jim Berns and foul-mouth Queen Noble from the November 5 Election. Even Failed Cincinnati Public Schools Graduates should be able to figure out that each vote cost Cincinnati over-taxed payers $34.79.

Berns, who had been endorsed by COAST, the Queen City TEA Party, Jerome Johnson, and the Willie Nelson TeaPot Party (but not the Hamilton County Libertarian Party) refused to concede his third-place finish with only 4.87% of the vote. “I would concede if this had been a real election,” Berns told TV5’s John London, “but it was not. It was a $400,000 farce costing $35 for each vote cast, wasting over-taxed payers’ hard-earned money and wasting the time of the dedicated poll workers. I call for the end of the mayoral primary and replacing it with a field race like the City Council race where all the mayoral candidates could fight it out at the November election.”

And after noticing that he came in with a lower percentage of the vote than Anthony Weiner got in New York, Jim Berns asked The Blower if we thought it was too late for him to tweet nude pictures of himself!

And Queen Noble says, “Thanks for the 242 motherfucking votes.”

SPEAKING OF SUPPRESSED BATTERS: Typical Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather says Dusty’s Little Red Machine found a fitting way to celebrate Joey Votto’s 30th birthday Tuesday night. Joey got two hits, but the Reds lost their second straight home game to the lowly Chicago Cubs 9-1 and strengthening their undisputed third-place position for their single playoff game, three games behind the Cardinals with only 16 more games to go.
GAY NEWS UPDATE: Whistleblower Alternative Lifestyle Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say according to Facebook, there’ll be a Gay Tug-of-War battle between Star Wars and Star Trek fans in Washington Park on September 20 in honor of George Takei’s appearance with the Pops Opener next weekend. Jack Horkheimer Wannabe Dean Regas from the Cincinnati Observatory will also be officiating.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell dispatched a fundraising plea touting his opposition to military action in Syria just minutes after Obama delivered remarks about his Stumbles in Syria from the White House on Tuesday. Coincidence? We think not.
NEVER LEAVE YOUR DILDOS BEHIND: Strauss Troy Attorney Joe “She and Mean Jean Taught Me Everything I Know About Love” Braun’s favorite client Patty Brisben at Dildo World may be moving her corporate offices to Northern Kentucky, instead of Downtown Cincinnati, but Joe says the Dildo Warehouse will still be stuck behind in Clermont County.
SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE: Embezzling Former Covington Finance Director Robert Due was hospitalized Tuesday with a self-inflicted stab wound to his abdomen. Asst. Independence Police Chief Dave Nichols said. Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders stated he was filing a motion to revoke Due’s bond because he is a threat to himself and others, because a copy of “Hari Kari for Dummies” was found at the scene. Or maybe the guy was afraid of all those nasty questions that bully lawyer the City of Covington hired to get their filthy lucre back.
FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Bitch McConnell’s exploiting Obama’s Syria Conflict for political purposes with his fund-raising letter that was sent as soon as Obama’s speech ended on Tuesday night. The letter said that McConnell “does not politicize issues of national security,” but went on to argue that the senator’s “comprehensive rationale for why he simply could not support President Obama’s authorization for use of force in Syria” is “a ringing example of why we need to keep Mitch fighting for us in the United States Senate.”

“It’s just like The Blower always says,” Kane explained. “Everything in front of the word “but” is always bullshit.

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