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Another “Obama’s Big Speech” E-dition

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

  • image004On this date in 2001, Americans had not yet been attacked by Murdering Muslim terrorists on their own soil, but even now it doesn’t look like Obama, his Dysfunctional DemocRATs, and all those Kneepad Liberals in the Press will ever see the light the light. —Hurley the Historian
  • Monday, I drew another “Red Line” in the sand that turned out to be just another “Green Light.” This one gave Assad one week to turn over all his chemical weapons OR ELSE. —Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry
  • Wednesday, we’ll try to pass a Obama’s resolution to fight alongside Al-Qaeda, just twelve years to the day after those Murdering Muslims attacked New York City and Washington, and one year since Obama’s and Hillary’s Benghazi Massacre, where four Americans were murdered on last year’s anniversary. —Disgraceful DemocRATS in the Senate
  • benghazi-liarsCan you believe Obama’s actually asking me to make his case to Congress on the anniversary of the Benghazi Massacre? —Obama’s Paid Benghazi Liar Ambassador Susan Rice
  • Some TEA Party Patriots don’t like the way I’ve been advising Obama how to win Republican votes in Congress for his Syria Attack Resolution. —GOP House Speaker John Boehner
  • Why should we listen to Obama on Syria? He didn’t listen to the American people on Stimulus, ObamaCare, Fast and Furious, IRS scandal, NSA, not to embrace the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, and various other actions contrary to our Constitution. —Allen West
  • Maybe the reason we only have a Coalition of One for Obama’s Syria Strike is that they saw The Whistleblower’s video showing how Obama treats our “Closest Allies” in yesterday’s E-dition. —White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough

  • Maybe the reason we only have a Coalition of One for Obama’s Syria Strike is that they saw The Whistleblower’s video showing how Obama treats our “Closest Allies” in yesterday’s E-dition. —White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough
  • Although most Iraq and Afghanistan veterans serving in Congress are lining up against Obama’s face-saving plan for military action in Syria, but in the coming days, I will be listening to my constituents’ concerns as well as evaluating the facts surrounding the use of our military in Syria. —Ohio’s Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup
  • These days we’re allowed to do our jobs and strafe Obama over his silly Syria strategy because it doesn’t look racist. —Kneepad Liberals in the Press
  • Watching Obama stumble around on Syria, he’s diving us a bad name. —The National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Community Organizers (NAALCO)
  • image007Thanks for mentioning how I’ve been right all along. Obviously, it would’ve been nice if Obama’s scandals and Syria would’ve occurred during the 2012 campaign. —Mitt Romney
  • Do you think anybody will show up to vote today in Cincinnati’s Meaningless $400,000 Mayoral Primary Election to eliminate Loony Libertarian Jim Berns and foul-mouth Queen Noble from the real election on November 5 between Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls? —Hamilton County Bored of Elections
  • The reason we don’t want anybody to see that Secret Document in our Duke Streetcar Lawsuit file is because it could be a game changer in this fall’s elections by showing just how incompetent we are, which is why everybody around here is working overtime to try to keep it a secret. —Cincinnati City Solicitor’s Office
  • Just because Ed FitzGerald is running against Republican Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor next year, we’re filing a complaint with the Ohio Elections Commission against DemocRAT Cuyahoga County Executive for failing to abide by state law requiring illegal campaign contributions to be returned within 10 days. —Ohio Republican Party Boss Matt Borges
  • When the list of 30 candidates for Cincinnati’s new police chief was cut down to Interim Chief Paul Humphries, along with Jeffrey Blackwell, Michael Dvorak, and Jerry Speziale, The Fishwrap couldn’t stop whing about not being included in “the process.” —Cincinnati City Mangler Milton Dough Honey
  • image016Last week when we finally followed The Blower’s fair-and- unbiased lead and published a glimpse of who would be on the ballot in year’s historic Township Trustees Race, the picture of Disgraced Masturbating Trustee Kevin O’Brien (the candidate they’ve been covering for during the past four years), was so large, we only had room for a thumbnail picture of Endorsed Republican Josh Gerth, NO picture of Endorsed Republican Andy Pappas, NO picture of DemocRAT John A. Piehowicz II, and NO picture of Scott Doyle, whatever the hell party he belongs to. 
  • Other items they didn’t have room for included Kevin O’Brien’s Capital One lawsuit, the lawsuit by the guy who unfortunately bought Kevin’s house, Kevin’s impending bankruptcy, another lawsuit filed on September 4 by Kevin’s former best friend Greg Delev in Probate Court on behalf of Emily Teeter Wright, accusing Whacky Jackie O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin of stealing money from her father’s trust fund. —Duffy “The Kevin Slayer” Beischel 
  • Is it too early to talking about playoff tickets and The Hunt for Reds October? —Typical Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather
  • You can’t go 0-16 unless you blow the first game. —Bungals Coach “Starvin’ Marvin” Lewis
  • image009The Meaning of 9/11 has certainly changed during the Obama Administration with Obama’s efforts to “rebrand” the events of this horrific date and turn it into a Left-wing Looney day of national service, so they can feel good about hating America. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
  • They are trying to disregard “Patriot Day” memorials promoted by the Bush administration, since the Obama White House is behind a cynical, coldly calculated political effort to erase the meaning of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks from the American psyche and convert September 11 into a day of leftist celebration and statist idolatry. —Bluegrass DemocRATS
  • image010Maybe that’s why we chose Bush’s “Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward and freedom will be defended. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • At least this year there were no publicity-seeking pastors burning a Koran on September 11. —Muslim Men with Beards who claim they don’t support terrorism or beheading innocent people
  • Continuous media coverage of credible but unconfirmed al-Qaida threat to disrupt Oktoberfest in Mainstrasse turned out to not to be very creditable at all. —Homeland Insecurity
  • That’s funny, we didn’t see many Muslims drinking beer at Oktoberfest last weekend. —Mainstrasse Merchants
  • Does this mean Graydon Head & Richey will also have to start making Muslims feel welcome at our Fort Mitchell County Club Christmas Parties? —Rick “The Bat Boy” Robinson
  • Wouldn’t “The War Powers Protection Act of 2013” prevent Obama from going to war without Congressional Approval? —Kentucky Fourth District Congressman Thomas Massie
  • Are people calling me a wussie just because I won’t be leading a Senate filibuster against Obama’s War on Syria Resolution? —Rand Paul
  • image012Maybe this week we’ll hear where my Primary Opponent Senate Minority Leader Senator Bitch McConnell stands on U.S. military intervention into Syria’s Civil War. —Republican Businessman Matt Bevin
  • My campaign is still whining because McConnell refused to condemn a National Republican Senatorial Committee spokesman’s degrading-and-offensive characterization of me as “an empty dress.” —Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Wondergams Grimes
  • I’d still like to see her in an “empty dress.” —Horny in Hebron
  • Did the latest suspension of my law license in Kentucky actually start yesterday? —“Eric Call Me Crazy” Deters
  • It’s always so hard to tell the difference. —That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters including lovely Lisa Wells (the attorney who replaced Crazy Eric on WLW Hate Radio)
  • Did you ever notice that you could see the Reds fireworks from the Kentucky side of the river too? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News
  • I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Maybe I need to read The Blower to figure out how to do that. —Ben Swann

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