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Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Exactly What “Is” Our National Interest, Mr. President?
OBAMA WARRIOR PRESIDENT has not yet let loose the Dogs of War for two days against Syria’s Brutal Dictator President Bashar Assad, because Obama’s still trying to get Congress to help him save face after he had boxed himself in. Republican House Speaker John Boehner again knuckled under to Obama, saying, “I’m going to support the president’s call for action, and I believe my colleagues should support the president’s call for action,” following a meeting of congressional leaders with the president at the White House.
Deranged DemocRAT House Minority Leader Nutty Nancy Pelosi, who claims she consulted her five-year-old grandson about whether to support attacking Syria, says, “Obama will bomb Syria even if Congress votes against it.
Senile GOP Senator John McRINO defended arming the Syrian Rebels, guaranteeing those Al Qaeda Terrorists are “Moderates.”
Black House DemocRAT Eleanor Holmes Norton says, “Dems will vote for Obama’s Syria Resolution out of Loyalty to Obama.” But Charlie Rangel says, “Obama’s call for war against Syria is an embarrassment.”
And Doofus DemocRAT National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz said the U.S. would be bolstered with support from “dozens” of international allies if the United States makes military strikes against Syria, but she couldn’t name a single country.
In the Tri-state, constituents are urging their local Congressmen to “Just Vote No,” because, as Pat Buchanan says, “An unapproved strike on Syria would be an “Impeachable Act.”
The latest Pew Poll says Americans oppose attacking Syria by a massive 48% to 29% margin. In the Drudge Poll, only 82% are against this military madness.
And the United States may not be quite ready to go to war in the Middle East, but our Friends in Israel fired an upgraded Sparrow missile in the Mediterranean to test its anti-missile system, just to show how ready they are.
Just to assure that his military was fully behind his latest adventure, our Warrior President decided all by himself to cut the scheduled military pay increase for next year in half, which works out to only shorting our soldiers and sailors a mere $28,000 each.
- DEBRA FROM ANDERSON says Obama’s so-called “limited action, shot across the bow” threat against Syria reminds me of Bluto’s and Otter’s memorable call to action in “Animal House”: “This situation absolutely requires a truly stupid and futile gesture on somebody’s part. And we’re just the guys to do it!”
REVERED FORMER CONGRESSMAN BOB MCEWEN says if he were still in Congress, here’s the speech he would make:
The purpose of the United States military is to defend the security and freedom of the American people.
The reason the young patriots of our nation volunteer to put their lives on hold, put on the uniform of the United States and take up arms is to protect AMERICA from harm.
Muslims killing Muslims is not a new phenomenon. The success of the radical jihadist Muslim Brotherhood is, however, a new dynamic. Their hatred for civilization is three-tiered. Hatred for the “Great Satan” the United States of America; hatred for the “Little Satan,” the State of Israel; then hatred for any government that does not spend every waking moment trying to destroy the US and Israel.
Obama’s first speech abroad gathered the Muslim Brotherhood from across the world to his lecture in Cairo.[WATCH IT HERE] He pointedly snubbed his host the President of Egypt Hosni Mubarak, who had come to power as a result of the Muslim Brotherhood assassinating his predecessor and wounding Mubarak in an attempted coup. Mubarak refused to break relations with either the US or Israel and was ever thereafter a constant target of the Brotherhood.
After welcoming these vicious killers as legitimate actors, by his invitation to participate in his Cairo University visit, Barack Hussein Obama gave them the legitimacy and blessing of the United States. When their first revolution, since their formation in 1926, was successful in Tunisia, Obama and Clinton showered them with praise.
When their murderous rampages were unable to dislodge Khadafy in Benghazi and Libya, they (Obama and Clinton) sent in the United States Air Force to lift them to success.
When the Brotherhood sought to destroy Mubarak and Egypt, Hussein Obama was on the side of the Brotherhood. Immediately upon taking power in Cairo the Brotherhood announced its abrogation of the peace treaty with Israel and vowed its destruction. Obama immediately delivered an additional 240 of our very finest tanks, the Abrams M-1 and additional squadrons of the finest jet fighters in the world the F-18s. For these goodies the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood President Morsi held off breaking relations with the US. After destroying churches and civil order for a year, the people of Egypt are seeking to restore order by restoring the government Barry and Hillary were so eager to upend.
Now, the Brotherhood is on a rampage in Syria. The death and destruction that the Brotherhood (and its allies, Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, etc.) have wreaked upon Christians and Jews in the countries they now occupy has caused the over two million Christians in Syria to plead with John McCain, John Boehner, Nancy Pelozi and Harry Reed and their idiotic ilk in Congress to please not use the patriotic forces of the United States to further the evil cause of Iranian jihad by installing another America/Israel hating government in Damascus.
No doubt, his Limpness Mr. Boehner will do the bidding of Hussein Obama on this; just as he has blocked investigations of the treason in Benghazi, the treason of the IRS abusing TEA Party organizations, or any other embarrassment of the Obama regime.
After all, anyone who thinks the definition of a competent Congressman is “Mean Jean Schmidt” has to have ambition way out ahead of patriotism.
VOTERS OF OHIO’S SECOND DISTRICT are now wondering how Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup will vote on starting World War Three in Syria, because word is he’s going to review all the intelligence and the proposed authorization before making a decision.- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports Matt Borges praised the $2.7 billion tax relief plan, put into place by Governor Kasich-Taylor and legislative Republican leaders, which took effect this Labor Day weekend. What else did you expect the Ohio Republican Party Chairman to say?
- THE TEA PARTY EXPRESS decided to cancel its Tuesday press conference originally in West Chester to urge GOP Hose Speaker John Boehner to defund ObamaCare, because the concern was that news on Syria was dominating the media’s attention, and besides some weather guessers it might rain.
- PANDERING TO POTHEADS: Looney Libertarian Jim Berns will be running radio ads on Friday and Monday before next Tuesday’s meaningless $400,000 Cincinnati Mayoral Primary that ask, “Are you tired of getting pulled over by the police for no apparent reason? And then they use that as an excuse to look for marijuana?” Jim says, “Now, if only those potheads could remember to vote.”
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NO NEED FOR THAT ELECTION: Have organizers scheduling those First Friday Free Lunches” put on by Lobbyist Chippy Gerhardt already declared a winner in the September 10 primary? Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley is scheduled before the September Primary, and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls is scheduled for October, before the Fall election. - LITIGIOUS LAWYERS AT COAST say that agreement signed by the Port Authority and Cincinnati’s City Manager differed in very real and substantial ways from the contract approved by City Clown-cil. As such, before the new contract can be valid, our Nine Fine Clown-cil must again vote to approve it so COAST can use it against them between now and the November Elections.
- JOHN GILLIGAN IS STILL A “GOOD DEMOCRAT” and local DemocRATS are having some more memorial services for him today. Wouldn’t you think at least one of events would be held at one of the four Gilligan Funeral homes?
- OUR WEST SIDE SNITCH says the local GOP continues to circle the bowl as they cede more ground to DemocRATS in Hamilton County. Take the latest e-mail blast from the mothership. Please. HCRP Executive Director and Disoriented DemocRAT Ashtray Chloroform’s most recent missive sent out under Alex T. Mall Cop GOP’s name, says that they’re tired of meeting all their dumpy and frumpy activists face to face, and standing around talking to the Great Unwashed gets in the way as the Reds get closer to the playoffs, so they’re going to have “virtual” meetings. These virtual meetings will keep the hoi polloi and their stench away from the ruling class. Let’s just hope the “CrowdHall” folks aren’t the same geniuses who sunk the Romney ship with Project ORCA.
YESTERDAY, CINCINNATI COPS WHO DESERVE A REAL LEADER THIS TIME said “We sure hope Cincinnati City Mangler Dough Boy Honey makes a better decision on Cincinnati’s new police chief than he did on the last one, and on parking and streetcars.” The Fishwrap’s “Qualities to look for in city’s next police chief” sounds like they’re describing Paul Humphries as the very best candidate for the next police chief in Cincinnati! He played a very important role in helping to develop and implement the qualities described in the editorial. - COPS WHO NEED A GOOD LAWYER: Toledo Bureau Chief Mudhen Tadwell says the long-awaited civil case brought by the family of 64-year-old Larry Collins, who was accidently killed by police in a high-speed wrong-way chase of a fleeing fugitive, is finally going to court. You might expect The Blower to get wind of the details, since Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood filed the complaint.
- IF YOU DREAM OF BEING A HYDE PARK HOUSEWIFE, remember you’ll have to deal with the old Jewish men who shop at the Kroger store. An older man walking, with his grocery cart, shuffling down middle of the lane on his way to his Caddy. I passed him on the right. He waited for me to go past him and go into the store. He told me I was driving too fast. I told him he was walking too slow. Then he called me a “BUTT HEAD”. He waited for me to come out of Kroger’s and said again “You’re a Butt Head” again! I told him, “You made my day….A-Hole!” His kids can’t possible visit this old codger unless they need money. Two reasons why this is an awful store… 1. The old people and 2. the soul sisters who let dere kids run wild.
WHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERNS Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter say 22 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, In Issue# 66 published on September 3, 1991 Edition’s our “Really Big Story” was the 1991 Campaign Kickoff, along with a message from the publisher. If we were lazy, we could’ve used that same message today.- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES tell us in the next 24 hours they will be publishing a major story about Mayoral candidate Roxanne Qualls. They apparently have found some items in Foxy Roxy’s prior term on Council that she would prefer you not know. [READ MORE HERE]
- MORE CRAP FROMN COLERAIN: Friends of Goofball Greg Insco dispute The Blower’s August 25 item that said the Summer Park Ranger and Colerain Township Trustee Wannabe owes $5,500 to the City of Cincinnati, in spite of what it says on Traci Winkler’s Hamilton County Clerk of Courts web page. Supporters are saying his father is the deadbeat and not the Survivor Loser/Fake Lottery Winner.
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IN ANDERSON: The Committee to Re-elect the Pervert (CREEP) says Disgraced Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien plans to boycott tonight’s big rally at the Anderson Center for our two Republican Party endorsed Anderson Township Trustee Candidates (Josh Gerth and Andrew Pappas) who have signed The Whistleblower’s Pledge “Never Ever to Masturbate in Your Car.”
And you shouldn’t look for many Jews to attend political events Wednesday evening, since the celebration of the Jewish New Year begins tonight. Goyim politicians always seem to overlook that conflict when planning their events. But Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says, “Tomorrow on the Jewish New Year, I’ll be trying HARD to find some Jews in Northern Kentucky to wish a Happy Holiday.” Rick “The Bat Boy” Robinson says, “Maybe the CamBoozler should’ve called me, since my Graydon Head Christmas Parties at the Fort Mitchell County Club are well known for being the only place Jews have ever been made to feel welcome in Northern Kentucky, but only since 2003.” Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says, “Maybe all those Jewish guys are checking out this link. And Whistleblower Religious Editor Fielding Mellish says, “Who cares how you spell Rosh Hashanah anyway?”
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1975 Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme, a follower of incarcerated Cincinnati-born cult leader Charles Manson, unsuccessfully attempted to kill President Gerald Ford. But don’t worry. “Squeaky” was released from jail in August 2009, unlike Susan Atkins, another Manson follower who died in jail where she belonged.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose David “Son of Sam Killer” Berkowitz’s: “I didn’t want to hurt them; I only wanted to kill them.”
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about GOP House Speaker John Boehner wussing out one more time when he agreed to give his blessing to Obama’s decision to launch a war on Syria, a nation that has neither attacked nor threatened us. “We hope Boehner at least reminded Obama that U.S. cruise missile strikes on Syria, killing soldiers and civilians alike, would be the unconstitutional and impeachable acts of a rogue president,” Kane explained. “Moreover,” Kane added, “an attack on Syria would be an act of stupidity.”
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