Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
We were happy to bring you the news last week when White House officials claimed Missile strikes against Syria could be launched as early as Thursday, as the White House intensified efforts toward an international response to the suspected use of chemical weapons. —Obama Supporters in the Press- Then the left-leaning NY Daily News mocked Obama saying, “The British Aren’t Coming! The British Aren’t Coming!” Assad’s 11-year-old son taunted Obama on Facebook, saying, “I just want the U.S. to attack sooo much.” And satirists at The Onion published a bogus guest column by Bashar al-Assad, taunting Obama even more mercilessly. —The Left-Leaning NY Daily News
- And how pathetic was Obama’s Rose Garden statement on Saturday, announcing he’ll now seek congressional authority on attacking Syria whenever Congress returns, because he was looking for a way out of striking Syria after he had boxed himself in, then heading out for his 142nd round of golf as president, this time with Joe Biden? —Obama’s Caddy
- Some people say I’m “seriously delusional,” just because I actually believe America demonstrates strength by showing Assad, Iran, and our other enemies the “power of our democratic process.” —Obama’s Secretary of State John Kerry
- What do you think Obama’s chances are of getting us to approve military action against Syria, just to help get him out of the corner he’s painted himself into? —Republicans in Congress
Miss me yet? —George W. Bush- Which do Liberals hate worse, my condemning potential American military action in Syria, charging it would be Obama “saving political face,” or saying, “Let Allah sort it out?” —Sarah Palin
- On this date in 1777, the American flag was flown in battle for the first time during a Revolutionary War skirmish at Cooch’s Bridge, Delaware. Amazingly, Obama’s picture was not on that flag. —Hurley the Historian
- Do you know what makes this September so special? Republicans just gave Ohio workers a Labor Day pay raise. No kidding. A 10% income tax cut takes effect, part of that $2.7 billion tax cut package I signed into law in the new state budget. —Ohio Republican Governor Kasich Taylor
- We sure hope Cincinnati City Mangler Dough Boy Honey makes a better decision on Cincinnati’s new police chief than he did on parking and streetcars. —Cincinnati Cops, Who Deserve a Real Leader This Time
- How low do you think turnout will be for our meaningless $400,000 Cincinnati Mayoral Primary next Tuesday? —Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extreme Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls
Was it unkind to mock our Disingenuous DemocRATS on Labor Day by reminding people how many Americans had lost their jobs during the Obama Administration? —Compassionate Conservatives- How ironic was it that our 40,000 members quit the AFL-CIO on Labor Day due to ObamaCare?—The Longshoreman’s Union
- Does anybody find it ironic that our office was closed yesterday, when so many of those people whose unemployment has run out are still looking for work? —Obama Supporters at the Unemployment Office, Who Got the Day Off With Pay
- Here’s our choice for today: it’s Harry S. Truman “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
What do I usually do on Labor Day? As little as possible, just like every day! —Overheard Often at the Union Day Picnic- You know what I love, paying union dues just so I can keep my job. —Nancy in Norwood
- I think it’s really great my union dues are going to politicians I don’t even like. —Dan in Delhi
- I really like how unions discriminate against minorities. —Rashid in Roselawn
- Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I’m supporting their fat cat life styles. —Wanda in Westwood
- The previous four e-mails would make a great Union Day commercial. —The Center for Union Facts
At Monday’s big Union Day Picnic, members of the Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees Union signed a Happy Labor Day card for Diana Frey, who couldn’t attend because she’s still serving her 51 month sentence at the Alderson, a minimum security facility in West Virginia, for embezzling more than $750,000 of their funds. —Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka- Does anybody else find it somewhat ironic that Labor Day was the “unofficial end” of another Obama “Summer of Recovery?” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
- What happened? Nobody entered this year’s WEBN’s “Jump Off the Bridge” Contest at Riverfest? —The Coast Guard
Who said you couldn’t smuggle weed into Riverfest? —Loony Libertarian Cincinnat Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns- Many people say Riverfest will never be the same without beer. But for those who find old habits hard to break, you can always stick your fingers down your throats. —College Kids from NKU
- The only people in Northern Kentucky not complaining about the Riverfest beer ban are owners of Riverboat restaurants that are still open, where a beer will cost about $12. And don’t forget to leave a tip that we can skim. —Jeff Ruby
Now that folks have finally accepted the concept of an alcohol-free Riverfest, how about having a litter free event? —Newport Trash Collectors- If Riverfest was such a family event, why’d all those guys at Riverfront restaurants encouraging women not in it for the publicity passing by in boats to show their big beautiful breasts? —Phil Burr-ass
- We spent Labor Day at the soccer fields on Kellogg Avenue instead of going to the the union gathering at Coney Island. Our construction jobs pay minimum wage and we don’t have to pay into Social Security or pay union dues. —Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose
- We have also agreed that once the economy improves they will also be allowed to cook their burritos in their 23-seat van instead of staying on the roof at lunch time. —Northern Kentucky Homebuilders Association
Don’t forget— you’re not supposed to wear your white bikini after Labor Day. —Miss Vicki - Did you notice that you could see the fireworks from the Kentucky side of the river too? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News
- I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Maybe I need to read The Blower to figure out how to do that. —Ben Swann
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