Sunday, September 1, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE “OBAMA WARRIOR PRESIDENT” STORY THIS WEEK was when White House officials claimed Missile strikes against Syria could be launched “as early as Thursday,” as the White House intensified efforts toward an international response to the suspected use of chemical weapons.- OUR NUMBER TWO “OBAMA WARRIOR PRESIDENT” STORY THIS WEEK was when the left-leaning NY Daily News mocked Obama saying, “The British Aren’t Coming! The British Aren’t Coming!” Assad’s 11-year-old son taunted Obama on Facebook, saying, “I just want the U.S. to attack sooo much.” And satirists at The Onion published a bogus guest column by Bashar al-Assad, taunting Obama even more mercilessly.
- AND OUR NUMBER “OBAMA WARRIOR PRESIDENT” STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama made a Rose Garden statement on Saturday, announcing he will seek congressional authority on attacking Syria whenever Congress returns, because he was looking for a way out of striking Syria after he had boxed himself in. Obama then headed for his 142nd round of golf as president, this time with Joe Biden.
- MONDAY in our Annual “Focusing Like a Lazer” E-dition, The Blower said, “So where are all the jobs?”
What Ordinary Americans Think About America’s Future
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports only 29% of Likely U.S. Voters say the country is heading in the right direction. Confidence in the country’s direction rose steadily last fall, peaking at a high of 43% the week just before Election Day. It’s been gradually decreasing ever since. And during the 1,243 days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, just thing how must lower the nation’s optimism might be.
That’s why The Whistleblower rounded up some of our usual suspects. We found them still praying for jobs at a candle-light vigil around the Peace Pole in Anderson Township Sunday morning. We just had to find out how many of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters thought America was still on the wrong track under the Obama Administration.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Pre MLK Speech Hype” E-dition, The Blower said “Tomorrow really ought to be a doozy!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
We’re already hyping Obama’s Historic MLK Moment tomorrow when he speaks in the same place the civil rights icon stood at the Lincoln Memorial as he commemorates the 1963 March on Washington. —Obama Supporters in the Press
And illegally desecrating an American flag with Obama’s picture makes it easier for us to say our Pledge Allegiance to Obama. —The Obama Legacy Committee
Will tomorrow be another National Holiday when we’ll be all be getting paid not to work? —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters
At Saturday’s MLK Rally, Al Sharpton told me to call for “re-launching” Dr. Martin Luther King’s dream by pushing for a meaningless voters’ bill of rights constitutional amendment. —Ohio State Rep-Tile Stevecia Race
Please don’t ask if Obama will be explaining why black unemployment rate has returned to double that of the white unemployment rate and Race Relations have only gotten worse during the five years Obama’s been president. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
Attendance figures our friends in the news media will reporting will be really inflated, just like the numbers we gave out for Saturday’s Rally. —National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Hype Overload” E-dition, The Blower wished everybody a “Happy MLK Hype Day.”
And all that Hype over Obama’s Historic MLK Moment day when Obama speaks in the same place the civil rights icon stood at the Lincoln Memorial with Obama flags fluttering in the background, as Obama commemorates MLK’s 1963 March on Washington and Obama now tells us all how much Martin Luther King would’ve liked ObamaCare, is now being overshadowed by even more hype about how Barack Insane Obama appears to plan to launch a full-scale bombing campaign against the Syrian government, which will most certainly result in the Jihadist massacre of Syria’s entire Christian population and kick off World War Three as soon as Obama MLK Speech is over. What could possibly go wrong with that?
The Blower remember in 2007 when Obama said, “The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.” Not only that, The Blower also recalls in 2011 when then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton described Syria’s Assad as a “Reformer.”
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Exploiting MLK” E-dition, The Blower said it was “Just another Thursday for Liberal Propagandists!”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says yesterday was the 50th Anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have a Dream Speech,” and every Liberal in the world was trying to exploit the event to validate his own Agenda, hoping all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters will agree.
Of course, our Three Pillars of Liberal Propaganda (The Media, Academia, and the DemocRAT National Committee) were all promoting their Racist America Agenda. Vendors were selling “Trayvon Martin as MLK Jr. Shirts” at the MLK Anniversary Event. Doesn’t anybody remember when Obama questioned whether MLK’s Policy of Non-Violence “Made Sense” because the rich don’t empathize with Poor People.
Standing amid all those unfurled Obama Flags, Obama claimed MLK would’ve endorsed ObamaCare, along with his own third term as president. Murdering Muslim Supporters joined the March on Washington to Mark the Anniversary of MLK’s “I Have A Dream” Speech to “Islamophobia” to the Civil Rights Movement. Illegal Immigrants said MLK would be supporting Amnesty for everybody today. Environmental Whackos maintained MLK would’ve protested for Global Warming. Sodomy Rites Activists declare MLK would’ve condoned same-sex marriage. And G-uncontrol Fanatics would’ve claimed MLK as an ally too.
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- FRIDAY in our in our Special “Not Serious About Syria” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is Obama trying to assemble his coalition of the “Unwilling?”
Meet Today’s Guest Editor: It’s “JayWalking Joe” Deters, who suddenly has a lot more free time ever since he threw up his hands in disgust and refused to have his Hamilton County Prosecutors Office continue to attempt to defend Dingbat DemocRAT Judge Tracie Hunter’s Judicial Circus.
And because our Hamilton County Prosecutor swears under penalty of perjury that “nothing racist was ever implied” during the telling of jokes whenever The Old JayWalker has lunch with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, The Blower, where nothing politically incorrect is also never implied, is pleased to permit him to chose three items plus a quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists.
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- SATURDAY in our Annual “Salute to Pollution” E-dition, The Blower’s reported Trish the Disj days you can even see the fireworks in Kentucky, too!”
Pollution-Fest is Coming
If you’re running a small company and you’re even thinking about depositing a little waste into the Ohio River, the full force of the Obama Administration will come down upon your miserable pollution-loving ass. You’ll be threatened, harassed, protested against, fined, and maybe even thrown in jail.
Billions of dollars have been spent to clean up that river. The Metropolitan Sewer District is constantly raising your rates to purify the water before they’ll even put it back into the river.
But when it’s time for the Annual Labor Day Pollution-Fest this weekend, they’ll be dumping tons of crap into the river. After days of non-stop media hype, they’ll even put it on live TV for the whole Tri-state to see, along with music especially prepared for the occasion. Crowds of people who were too stupid to stay home and watch free fireworks on TV will cheer wildly from both sides of the river as it happens.
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MORE OBAMANATIONS
OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY FAILURES: Obama wants America involved in Syria’s civil war pitting the antagonistic Assad regime against equally antagonistic Al Qaeda affiliated rebels. But he’s not quite sure which side is doing what, what the ultimate end game is, or even whose side we should be on. Haven’t we learned? WAGs don’t work in war. Remember when Obama was going to talk Islamofascist Iran into submission? This week he couldn’t even get America´s closest ally (The British) to help us bomb a WMD-wielding terror state like Syria. Celebrated Photo Spoofer Edward Cropper says “Sometimes the office makes the man, but on the other hand…”- OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Is Syria just another grand diversion? This week the media has totally ignored Obama’s other scandals, like Benghazi, the IRS and the NSA?
- OBAMANOMICS 101: Just in time for Labor Day, our Labor Force Participation Hits a 34-Year Low, 63%, because while the unemployment rate has steadily decreased from its high of 10.0 percent in October of 2009 to 7.4 percent in July of 2013, the percentage of Americans in the labor force has not risen. It has fallen about 2.7 percentage points since the onset of the latest recession.
- OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: A mob of black yoofs gang raped two women, and the media failed to mention the rapists race. Identify Rapists’ Race.
- SPIES LIKE US: The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden says isn’t it funny that he had access to information higher than the security grade he was actually cleared for?
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said that right before Inauguration Day 2009, 75% of the nation’s blacks believed Obama’s election signaled a new era in race relations. Today, just 4% of African Americans believe black-white relations have improved under Obama. But you know they would all vote for him again.
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “John Kerry said it’s ‘undeniable’ that the president of Syria is using weapons of mass destruction. Kerry said President Obama needs to build a coalition of countries and attack soon, no matter what others might say. Today former President George Bush said, ‘Hey, good luck with that. Let me know how it works out.’ ”
MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA
HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Vendors selling Trayvon Martin as MLK Jr. T-shirts at “I Have A Dream” Anniversary Event. Obama Compares MLK Jr. to Jesus. MLK Anniversary March draws only one-fifth of expected crowd, and America’s only Black Senator was not invited to the MLK Event because he’s a Republican.- MEDIA MENDACITY: LA Times tries to Rewrite History, claiming “DemocRATS led the passage of Civil Rights Legislation” in 1963, while Liberal Media Bias took a turn for the worse when an AP Reporter claimed “Obama’s Presidency has been marred by Racist Backlash.”
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Obama plays the Race Card, sayingV ID Laws “have a racial element” to them. A speaker at the MLK Anniversary compared Supreme Court Justices to the KKK. A Study ranking America’s “Top 25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods” all have one thing in common: They are predominantly Black. Only 10% think Race Relations have gotten better since was Obama elected. And in Indiana, a teenager who could look like Obama’s son raped a 93-year-old white woman. Meanwhile Al Sharpton’s “Civil Rights” Group pays him $241K-per-year plus expenses, but Liberal Black Cornel West calls Sharpton: “Bonafide House Negro of the Obama Plantation.”
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: On Saturday, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg became the first Supreme Court member ever to conduct a same-sex marriage. And in the Cincinnati Mayor’s race, both Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls showed there wasn’t a dime’s worth of difference between them on the question of same sex marriage.
Also, our City Hall Snitch reported Council Gay Chris Squealback said was a good thing those Homophobes at COAST never got around to doing using Sections 733.56 to 733.61 of the Ohio Revised Code to sue the City over that $1,218.59 in over-taxed payer money he illegally used for himself and two staffers to attend that Gay Thing at the White House.
- DOOFUS DEMOCRATS: Flashback 2007: As Bush Administration tries to isolate Syria, Nutty Nancy Pelosi meets with Assad, undermining the U.S. position.
- SENILE IN THE SENATE: Not only did Senator John McRINO say If Obama doesn’t attack, Assad Regime Syrian Refugees will “Hate” America; but he also said Syrian Rebels are “Not Extremists,” they are “Freedom Fighters,” and was outraged Great Britain declined to bomb Syria on behalf of his Islamist Rebel Allies, saying, “They Are No Longer a World Power.
- TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: TEA Party Republicans have taken the lead in raising concerns about the Obama administration’s march toward military strikes against Syria. A letter to Obama from Rep. Scott Rigell (R-Va.) demanding that Congress have a say gathered 140 signatures – a third of all House members – including 21 DemocRATS. TEA Party leaders in the Senate have also been out front. Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) said Obama’s interest in “saving face” wasn’t “enough reason to go to war.” And a tweet from Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) calling it “unacceptable” that the British Parliament would have a vote but not Congress got retweeted more than 2,500 times.
THE LIBERAL AGENDA
AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: La Raza uses MLK’s “I Have A Dream” Speech Anniversary to push for Amnesty. DemocRAT Congressman Luis Gutiérre said, “Women Will Get Raped Unless We Pass Amnesty.” And Conservative Senator Rand Paul said that House Speaker John Boehner’s speakership is in jeopardy if any form of amnesty, such as the Senate’s immigration reform bill, becomes law.- OBAMACARE UPDATES: Obama said Martin Luther King Jr. would have “liked” ObamaCare, while delaying yet another portion of ObamaCare, by putting the crucial step in launching exchanges on ice. And while ObamaCare forcing employers to cut the employee work week, AFL-CIO chief Richard Trumka said, “We made some mistakes” writing ObamaCare. Isn’t it nice to see some people get what they deserve?
- BABY KILLING UPDATE: A Pew Poll says only 15% think Abortion is morally acceptable and 49% say it is immoral, Abortion Barbie (Texas State Senator Wendy Davis) raised over $1 million since her big filibuster, with Planned Parenthood and Unions being her biggest out-of-state donors. And at an Iowa DemocRAT Convention, the invocation included: “Dear God, Thank You For Abortion.”
- GLOBAL WARMING: Former White House regulatory czar Cass Sunstein says the international community hasn’t fought global warming because the people aren’t afraid enough, which is why we need more Global Warming Fear Mongering.
- G-UNCONTROL: Black Faith Leaders used MLK’s “I Have A Dream” Speech Anniversary to push for Gun Control, Joe Biden says the White House will continue its push to strengthen gun-control laws, and we’ll target Congressmen who oppose gun control efforts.
- UNION BLUES: Obama to spend Labor Day at a $32,400 per plate Hollywood Fundraiser, hanging out with Union Goons as the AFL-CIO had preachers use their Labor Day Weekend Sermons to praise the Unions.
- LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Fourth-grade students in Illinois are learning that “government is like a nation’s family” because it sets rules and takes care of needs such as health care and education.
- MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Al Jazeera America’s opening week was a ratings bust, CAIR joined March on Washington to Mark Anniversary of MLK’s “I Have A Dream” Speech to link “Islamophobia” to the Civil Rights Movement. Fort Hood Jihadist Nidal Hasan was sentenced to Death, and the NYPD designates Mosques as “Terrorist Organizations.”
Closer to Home
BASHING BOEHNERCARE: Angry Andersonian Andy Pappas says protesters fed up with GOP House Speaker John Boehner’s refusal to consider defunding ObamaCare, held a “Pull the Plug” rally Tuesday afternoon at Boehner’s congressional district office in Troy, Ohio.
Activists are trying a new tactic, threatening to pin the blame for ObamaCare on Boehner if he doesn’t try to stop its implementation. Boehner-Bashers will begin referring to the federal health-care law as “BoehnerCare” unless the speaker uses the House’s power of the purse to remove all funding for the Affordable Care Act.
”If he funds it, he will own it,” said Janet Porter, president of Faith2Action, adding that ObamaCare must be stopped to prevent the IRS from deciding who lives and who dies.
The Clermont TEA Party’s Ted Stevenot e-mailed pictures of the event. Meanwhile, the picture on the right shows Boehner looking more like Obama every day.
- ALSO IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Republicans are claiming Dishonest DemocRATs have been covering up their scandal in the Ohio Treasurer’s Office for the past three years. Ohio Republican Party Chairman Matt Borges says new information now shows former D-RAT Treasurer and current State Rep-Tile Kevin Boyce knew about a federal investigation into his office much earlier than he previously acknowledged or indicated to the public and media.
FOOLS IN SKOOLS: Failed CPS teachers flanked by failed CFT “president” Julie SellYourSoul enjoyed a few days off from the “back to school” festivities while touring Washington, DC. SellYourSoul was on vacation during the last round of bargaining negotiations and hopefully, for the teachers’ sake, she will not even be present at the upcoming contract negotiations.- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES discuss a recent story about Saudi defense authorities using a forklift and crane to transport a 1345-pound man to the hospital.
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says after “JayWalking Joe” Deters threw up his hands in disgust and refused to have his Hamilton County Prosecutors Office continue to attempt to defend Dingbat DemocRAT Judge Tracie Hunter’s Judicial Circus, the litigious jurist will now be represented by Firooz Namei, who ran unsuccessfully as a DemocRAT for Hamilton County Common Pleas Court judge in 1992, and The Blower’s Favorite Public Defender, James “The Rock” Bogen, who says, “Why do they assign me tall these pervert cases?”
- GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT: Now that John Gilligan is a “Good DemocRAT,” COAST thought we’d remember that time Gilligan’s son-in-law got arrested for stealing COAST’s yard signs against the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools levy. Meanwhile, Charles Foster Kane remembers on Election Night in 1970 when John Gilligan tried to sneak in his secure News Election Service facility at the Convention Center to see how he was doing in his gubernatorial race and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher had him thrown out. “DemocRATS were sneaky bastards, even then,” Kane explained. “And let’s face it, just because he’s dead doesn’t mean he has to stop voting.”
MAYORAL MADNESS: Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns says today there are only nine more days to receive invitations from The League of Women Vipers and The Fishwrap to watch Mayoral Debates between Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls after their $400,000 Primary Election on September 10 to Eliminate Competition in November.
Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP sent out an urgent e-mail, trying to recruit of Republican Poll Workers to work in the September 10 Mayoral Primary in the City of Cincinnati. Ironically, Alex T. couldn’t even find a candidate to run in that race.
Former mayor-and-Congressman DemocRAT David Mann is running for council. His two new videos focus on his promise of common sense leadership and his budget plan. It’s too bad he isn’t running for mayor.
And how can the candidate interview committee for the Cincinnati African American Chamber of Commerce be taken seriously when they believe anybody who wants to restore government to the original principles of the Constitution must also support the return of slavery? Don’t they know The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution abolished slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime? It was passed by the Senate on April 8, 1864, by the House on January 31, 1865, and adopted on December 6, 1865. On December 18, 1865, Secretary of State William H. Seward proclaimed it to have been adopted. It was the first of the three Reconstruction Amendments adopted following the American Civil War. And was voted on by only white people? (mostly Republicans)
ANOTHER WHINING BLACK FIREFIGHTER: Lt. Mark Broach says he was a victim of discrimination when two white supervisors told him he was neglecting his firefighter duties at a fire, so Broach decided to file a federal lawsuit. On Wednesday, in his jury trial Broach’s attorney compared Broach to Martin Luther King, Jr. Broach has a long history of disciplinary problems. The jury began their deliberations on Thursday on this frivolous silly case. Broach is probably hoping for money and a promotion to be awarded to him, along with four watermelons and a bucket of fried chicken.- CRAPPING AT THE COURTHOUSE: The City of Cincinnati is working to declare the Hamilton County Court House off limits to 30+ homeless camping out and using the steps, bushes as toilets. Why is the county funding Homeless Shelters and Drop-In locations, if they aren’t used? Put the homeless to work picking up the shit they leave behind every day. No shit, no check. Portland and Tampa have ordinances that say camping in public spaces is illegal.
- NOBODY DESERVES TO BE SUED MORE than Jeff Ruby and his kiss-my-ass attitude. At The Precinct recently Ruby was wearing a beret and lounging attire sprawled at the lobby banquet. He got up and walked thru the couples, in the lobby, not even acknowledging their existence. It would be nice if he or his son, who is now the manager, would thank the customers who pay for his overly expensive meals. They are happy to pour the bottle$ of wine but forget to bring soda and side dishes. It was amazing that there were tips to be shared because of the poor service.
IN ANDERSON: Meanwhile in Anderson Township, our Committee to Re-elect the Pervert (CREEP) says they’ve asked Disgraced Township Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien’s enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal to try to spell Kevin’s name right during the next ten weeks until the November 5 Election, that’s if they ever get around to reporting any political news between now and then.
CREEP also requests that the news media withhold any news of Kevin’s impending bankruptcy before the Election and wishes The Blower would stop pointing out how the two endorsed Anderson Township Trustee Candidates (Josh Gerth and Andrew Pappas) have signed The Whistleblower’s Pledge Never Ever to Masturbate in Your Car.
- AND IN MT. WASHINGTON: There was a police bust on Sutton near the War Memorial at 1:30 pm on Thursday. A burly black guy was being escorted across the street to the back seat of a cruiser. Maybe the cops are seriously arresting the johns who come for the prostitutes, who sit on the steps of those apartments on Sutton. The neighbors have called the cops. They say the activity was never like this before Section 8 housing came to Mt Washington.
Also, the ice cream truck drivers were always suspicious characters and now more so since Cincinnati Bell is using them to entice families, from their Anderson homes, to receive information about Fiber Optics! This after Cincinnati Bell workers spent the summer tearing up the streets and lawns.
On the South Shore
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders’ mind numbing e-newsletter is on cyber newsstands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features lots a druggies, plenty of scumbags, a few suspected hookers, and even a few pedophiles. A sample of the convicts are pictured below but the real reason for the Robster to celebrate this week is the Supreme Court’s denial of Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters appeal of the suspension previously imposed to punish Crazy for making false statements about E Rob in one of the many frivolous lawsuits Crazy Eric filed.
- SPEAKING OF SANDERS, Fishwrap political reporter Scott Wart Man says some folks in NOKY, like Republican Party Chair Greg Screwmate, think the Robster should run for Lt. Governor on a ticket with Agriculture Commissioner Jamie Comer, but Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo wonders why local Republicans are in such a hurry to take a backseat to Comer! Shouldn’t they be asking Jamie if he wants to be Lt. Governor?! The last time Bluegrass Republicans nominated the Agriculture Commissioner to run for Lt. Governor, he ended up getting indicted by the Feds (see: Richie Farmer), so we can only imagine what happens if one gets to be governor!
MORE “CRAZY ERIC” BASHING: That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters including lovely Lisa Wells (the attorney who replaced Crazy Eric on WLW Hate Radio) say since the word of “Crazy Eric’s” latest suspension, the only people yet who don’t realize that “Crazy Eric” is a megalomaniac, fool, and total incompetent are “Crazy Eric” himself and the poor people’s he deluded into representing them. Eric has been professionally disciplined (three in KY, 1 in OH with 1 more to come) and sanctioned (too many to keep track of) repeatedly. Too bad there’s not a three-strikes rules for incompetent, unethical lawyers.
More Political Insight This Week
IMPLODING AT THE FISHWRAP: This week, our Conservative Curmudgeon wrote this letter to The Fishwrap:
Does your paper get Federal bailout money through Health and Human “Services'” Kathleen Gilligan Sebelius? Is that why your readers were assaulted, two days in a row, by lavish praise pieces for the guy who didn’t like the business of caring for corpses so he turned his attention to turning Ohio into a corpse? For the guy whose “four years in the state’s highest office revealed his conviction that government can and should” meddle in the people’s lives? Who was praised by the dyed-in-the-wool-fascist, Sherrod Brown, for being “born within [Ohio’s] borders?” Who lived his life in the public trough? Who was appointed to a job giving away American money by none other than Jimmuh? And who inspired the Enquirer editorial writer to add the tyrant’s call for “shared sacrifice” to the rest of the slop about Gilligan’s progressive damage to Ohio and our once-Constitutional Republic? It all reminds me of the subject of Art Carney’s signature song, “Song of the Sewer,” on The Honeymooners.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1802, the “Richmond Recorder” published an article about Thomas Jefferson and his black slave mistress Sally Hemings, but it was many years later that Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel first exposed the forbidden love affair between a well-known local politician who left his family for an interracial romance with a fat black floozie.
- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose that same local politician’s “I like my coffee like I like my women—black.”
- GOING GALT means recognizing that the needs of others do not give them a claim to your time, effort, and achievements.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #242 says you should tell a joke like Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: This is Labor Day weekend and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Union Daze
Labor Day is on the way,
The workers gather at Coney.
Bashing Bush is the game they’ll play
And the speeches will be phony.
AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the best way for all of America to honor the memory of Martin Luther King, Jr. on the 50th Anniversary of his “I Have a Dream” Speech. “Maybe people should’ve listened to what the slain civil rights leader had to say during that speech before playing the race card and continuing to exploit his memory,” Kane explained. - FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’re not sure what we’ll be featuring in our Annual “Union Daze” E-dition, marking the traditional beginning of the fall negative political campaign season. Plus we’ll still be counting down the 1,236 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday will be our Special “Labor-less Day” E-dition where we’ll be checking to see if anybody’s found a full-time well-paying job during Obama’s jobless recovery, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will comment on that.
Wednesday we’ll be celebrating “Newspaper Carrier Day,” since your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
Thursday is “Be Late For Something Day,” but procrastinators might prefer to reschedule on Friday.
The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When you watch the Bungals this year.”
Saturday is “Neither Rain Nor Snow Day” and curiously enough, it has nothing to do with the weather.
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