Sunday, July 28, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE ANTHONY WEINER VIDEO THIS WEEK was “Making Fun of Anthony Weiner – What Really Happened.”
- OUR NUMBER TWO ANTHONY WEINER VIDEO THIS WEEK was “MEET CARLOS DANGER: Anthony Weiner’s Sexy Online Screen Name.”
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE ANTHONY WEINER VIDEO THIS WEEK was “Bill Maher: The Weinerlogues with Jane Lynch.”
- MONDAY in our Another “Mourning in America” E-dition, The Blower wondered when we’d see Obama’s next fake outrage event!
Is it just us, or does it seem as if Disingenuous DemocRATS and their willing accomplices in the Liberal News Media are always exploiting Death, Tragedy, and Crisis for Political Gain?
Their views on religion, global warming, women’s rights, gay rights, minority equality, abortion, gun control, the death penalty, evolution, consumerism, corporate influence, the poor, the middle class, the wealthy, and patriotism are well known, and whenever something bad happens, Liberals can hardly wait to use that event to divide our nation one more time to advance their ideology.
Maybe that’s why nobody was really surprised at Saturday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda when Political Insiders asked Political Insiders asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how long it took before Obama began using the verdict of six white women on a Florida jury who found White Hispanic Racist George Zimmerman not guilty of second degree murder, manslaughter, and littering in the shooting death of poor misunderstood yoof Trayvon Martin. Today George Zimmerman and Obama share the same 48% Disapproval Rating.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “This Week’s Diversion” E-dition, The Blower asked if William and Kate will be naming Britain’s Bonnie New Prince, Trayvon and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
As Americans watched Saturday’s protests that attracted “hundreds” of people across the nation with shouts of “Justice For Trayvon!” and “No Justice, No Peace,” they’ll probably be wondering where all the money came from to support the organizational effort needed for the 100-city effort. —Obama-Sharpton Race Rally Organizers
So what if our orchestrated “Justice for Trayvon” rallies drew small crowds and America yawned? That was last week’s diversion from all those Obama Scandals we’re trying to keep covered up.—Obama Supporters in the Press
And only 24% of Americans disagreed with the Zimmerman verdict. —Jimmy Carter, Charles Barkley, and Bill Cosby
Last week as the violence across the country over the Zimmerman verdict was subsiding, Obama wanted to reopen the case by picking the scab off America’s Racial Wound with his racial remarks. —Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray
After encouraging Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder to pursue civil rights charges against George Zimmerman the day after he was acquitted in the death of Trayvon Martin, we reversed course just four days later. —The American Civil Liberties Union
Please don’t explain to your racist readers that Skittles and Arizona Watermelon Iced Tea combined with our cough syrup will get you higher than Crack. —Robitussin
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Name That Prince” E-dition, The Blower said we fought for Independence so we wouldn’t have to care about that damn royal baby.
Today Obama will be hopping on Air Force One and spending another few million over-taxed payers’ dollars to try to change the subject from all of the foreign and domestic scandals plaguing the Obama Administration by making an economic speech at Knox College in Illinois, the same location where he first outlined his economic vision as a Senate candidate in 2005. Not so long ago, Obama tried to divert America’s attention when he stopped by at the White House Press Conference to divide the country even further over the question of Race, and we all know how well that turned out. Aside from trashing the economy, dividing the country is undoubtedly what he is best at.
President Obama’s job approval ratings have hit a record low since he was reelected, according to a new poll. The new McClatchy-Marist poll found Obama’s job approval rating tanking at 41%.
The White House says today’s speech will be just the first in a series of economic speeches aimed at attempting to gain the upper hand in this fall’s looming budget showdown with Congress. Obama wants to steer Congress away from “all those phony scandals” and avoid a government shutdown on October 1.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose John McCain Boehner’s “Congress should not be judged on how many new laws we create, but on how many laws we repeal.”
We’re sure all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters will be paying a lot of attention.
Monday night Obama told people from his bogus Organizing for America PAC “I’ve Got a Little Over 1,200 Days Left in Office” Actually, the number is 1,275 days, but who’s counting?
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THURSDAY, in our Another “Pivoting Back to the Economy” E-dition, The Blower said, “It was only the 19th time since Obama’s been in office and it was still the same old BS.
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama’s Over-Hyped BS Economic Speech in Illinois on Wednesday was the 19th time he’s “pivoted” back to the economy since he’s been in office. But didn’t he promise each of those other eighteen times he’d spend every waking moment focused like a laser on jobs? If fact, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says the only thing Obama’s done more than to make empty promises would be to play golf. No wonder 61% of Americans polled say the nation is headed off on the wrong track. All those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters still aren’t paying attention.
Let’s face it, folks. We’re going to have to call “Bullshit” on that one. Because for every two Americans have been added to Food Stamp rolls for every job the White House claims it created.
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- FRIDAY in our in our Special “What Obama Scandals?”” E-dition, The Blower said it all depends on how you define “Scandal” because the list just keeps getting longer.
At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about Obama’s Over-Hyped BS Economic Speech in Illinois on Wednesday that was the 19th time he’d said he was going to “pivot” back to the economy since he’s been in office.
“Obama’s Oratory lasted an hour and six minutes,” Kane explained, “making it longer than all but one of his State of Disunion Addresses. Unfortunately, Obama’s regurgitated rhetoric turned out to be just another regurgitated Class Warfare diatribe from last year’s re-election campaign, and the biggest laugh came when Obama chided Congress for being less concerned about the economy and more about an endless parade of distractions, political posturing and phony scandals.”
Phony Scandals? Perhaps a couple of our TEA Party Patriots could’ve done their Abbott and Costello routine and told this little joke The Blower published on June 19:
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- SATURDAY in our Special “America’s Stupidity” E-dition, The Blower said, “Let Us Count The Ways!”
Today it’s Canada’s Top Ten List of America’s Stupidity, Which Makes Us Look Like Idiots Because We Are:
10) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund-raising event.
9) Only in America … could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. 40+ % of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans – 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!
8) Only in America could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
7) Only in America can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
6) Only in America would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just ‘magically’ become American citizens.
5) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”
4) Only in America could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
3) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the government tax on gasoline is several times the corporate profit on a gallon of gas, and the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).
2) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of $7 Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
…And the Number One Item on Canada’s List of America’s Stupidity, Which Makes Us Look Like Idiots Because We Are is… Only in America could the rich people – who pay 86% of all income taxes – be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.
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This week we’re featuring “Gex” Wanker, a bright little 9-year-old Bluegrass boy at Ridgerunner Elementary School, whose cruel classmates continue to taunt him mercilessly, not just because he’s years older than the other kindergartners, but because his name “Gex” rhymed with “Sex.” For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
More Obamanations
OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: The mother of a Benghazi victim is furious about the new White House strategy of calling the terrorist attack and many other scandals plaguing the Obama administration “fake” or “phony.” Obama says America has become “Wiser” because of his Presidency. The Blower hopes some of those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters are finally catching on.- OBAMANOMICS 101: Two Americans have been added to the Food Stamp Rolls for every job the White House claims it created.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: Obama said reporters praise his economic proposals as “great” and tell him they are “all good ideas.”
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says this week Obama attempted to shift the nation’s attention away from what he calls “phony” scandals and back to the economy. He is again pushing Congress to prime the pump with more spending, but most voters (62%) continue to think the government should cut spending in reaction to the nation’s economic problems. Not that there’s much optimism: During budget negotiations in the spring, just 15% thought any plan agreed to by the president and Congress would really cut federal spending.
OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “President Obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. It was actually longer than his last State of the Union address — though it should be noted that he opened with 20 minutes of Anthony Weiner jokes.”- SEQUESTER JESTERS: Obama’s speeches are already costing over-taxed payers well over $1 million – and probably closer to $2 million – as the president jets around the country campaign-style to drum up support for his agenda. The tally includes a two-stop trip Wednesday that took Obama to Galesburg, Illinois and Warrensburg, Missouri; an excursion Thursday to Jacksonsville, Florida; and a fourth speech planned for Tuesday in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Further trips are on tap but haven’t been announced. The bill for Air Force One, which is known to cost about $180,000 per hour to fly, totals close $1.3 million alone based on the travel time already incurred and the estimated travel time Tuesday.
Some Other Scandals
DISGRACEFUL DIPLOMACY: U.S. Embassy Security in Kabul is in disarray. Even after Benghazi. Even after an attack on the Embassy in Cairo and the recent stabbing of an American. Even after the attack on other embassies after Benghazi. Even after an attack on this very Embassy in Kabul on Sept. 13, 2011, when people were injured. Obama’s Ambassadors gave at least $13.6 Million in Campaign Donations. Meanwhile, Obama and his Clueless Cabinet are partying at Campy David this weekend.- BABY KILLING UPDATE: As the Obama administration frantically tries to enlist the help of organizations to promote ObamaCare, Planned Parenthood could be one of several groups with access to your sensitive information in the Federal Data Hub.
- SPIES LIKE US: Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder tells Russia that The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden would not be murdered if Would Not he were returned to the U.S.‘’
- OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: The Lincoln Memorial was shut down Friday morning after vandals splashed light green paint on the statue of the nation’s 16th president and the marble floor around it.
- UNION BLUES: Union leaders are calling on Obama and Congress to provide a federal bailout to the city of Detroit. Would it surprise you to learn half of Detroit’s $18 billion debt is due to the ridiculously unsustainable pensions the city gives to its unionized workers?
- NSA SNOOPING: The U.S. government has demanded that major Internet companies divulge users’ stored passwords, according to two industry sources familiar with these orders, which represent an escalation in surveillance techniques that has not previously been disclosed.
- ROGUES FOR OBAMA: Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz says Senate DemocRATS want to reward the IRS for targeting Conservative Groups by increasing their Budget.
- OBAMACARE UPDATE: How disgraceful would it be if Obamacare Call Centers were only hiring part-time workers, and NOT PROVIDING HEALTHCARE? Oh, the Irony! IRS employees will have a prominent role in ObamaCare, but their union wants no part of the law. A new Fox News poll says independents support the repeal of Obamacare by a whopping 40-point margin (65 to 25 percent). That’s more than twice the margin by which Ronald Reagan beat Walter Mondale, or Franklin Roosevelt beat Herbert Hoover. Meanwhile, the Obamacare National Marketing Campaign will cost over-taxed payers nearly $700 Million and only 18% think Obamacare will improve their Health Care “At Least Somewhat.”
- DOOFUS DEMOCRATS: DemocRAT Leadership knew of San Diego Mayor Bob Filner’s harassment charges two years ago, supported him for mayor, and did nothing in response.
- ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: The House will be leaving Washington for their August Recess without holding a vote on Amnesty.
- ENEMIES OF ISRAEL: US Secretary of State John Kerry caused a bit of a stir on Thursday at the United Nations when he apparently misspoke by referring to the country of Palestine where Palestinians accused Israel of “War Crimes.” Friday Afternoon, Obama ordered another waiver of congressional restrictions on direct funding of the Palestinian Authority, clearing the way for more U.S. aid to the Jew-hating Palestinian Authority.
- MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: At a Ramadan dinner at the White House, Obama said Islam has contributed to the character of our country.
- TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: The latest fight between TEA Party and establishment Republicans is a familiar one: ObamaCare. TEA Party Patriots are ready to take a stand on defunding the divisive healthcare law and willing to risk a government shutdown in the process. Establishment RINOS are wussing out. Tensions will reach a boiling point after the August recess, when lawmakers start negotiations over how to keep the government open.
Closer to Home
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio GOP Party Boss Matt Borges says Ohio Republican leadership is continuing to turn our state around. When DemocRATS were in charge, Ohio was losing 400,000 jobs and our unemployment rate was on its way to nine percent. It’s taken a lot of hard work, and ups and downs along the way, but Ohio has now created 160,000 private sector jobs since Republicans took control of state government in January 2011. Our unemployment rate has fallen nearly two whole points.- THE PETER PRINCIPLE: GOP State Rep-tile Peter Beck is free on $50,000 bail after being indicted on 16 counts of felony charges relating to fraud last week. Efforts by Ohio Republican Party Boss Matt Borges and Ohio House Speaker Billy Backstabber to convince the McMason RINO to resign have not been successful.
- NO ROUND TRIP TICKET: Failed CFT president Julie Sellyoursoul traveled to Washington DC last week to be a part of AFT Teach. Failed CPS teachers encouraged her to remain in Washington in order to prevent another fiasco with teacher contract negotiations.
- DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP wants to know if you saw him last week on a national Fox TV News broadcast when he said the Hamilton County Board of Elections needed to hire a better class of DemocRAT Poll Workers.
- MEMO TO EXTREMELY LIBERAL U.S. MAGISTRATE JUDGE TIM BLACK, who threw out the state of Ohio’s constitutional amendment when he ordered that a dying gay man could be named another gay man’s wife on the dying gay man’s death certificate, or vice versa: Pedophiles now want same rights as homosexuals. Using the same tactics used by “gay” rights activists, pedophiles have begun to seek similar status arguing their desire for children is a sexual orientation no different than heterosexual or homosexuals. Critics of the homosexual lifestyle have long claimed that once it became acceptable to identify homosexuality as simply an “alternative lifestyle” or sexual orientation, logically nothing would be off limits.
- AND HAS JUDGE TRACY HUNTER JUST SOLIDIFIED HER POSITION AS THE STUPIDEST JUDGE IN HAMILTON COUNTY OR WHAT, edging out Cheryl Grant and Nadine Allen! First, Judge Tracy demonstrated that social promotions apply even to law school when she barred The Fishwrap from her courtroom for doing what the press does–report news–in violation of the First Amendment to the Constitution. Obviously she must have slept in during the days her law professors taught those parts. So “Jumping Jack” Greiner sued her sorry ass and the Court of Appeals wrote that long order telling her to let The Fishwrap in her courtroom. But Judge Tracy couldn’t understand that order, and she decided she didn’t need to let the press observe proceedings in her courtroom for those poor misunderstood yoofs who beat that white neighbor senseless because they were “bored,” and now that the white guy has died, “Jaywalking Joe” has some new ideas for those bored yoofs, who since they beat up their neighbor, have beat up some more neighbors and robbed them for good measure. Just beating up people can get to be so boring.
Anyway, “Jumping Jack” tattled on Judge Tracy to the Court of Appeals that she still wouldn’t let The Fishwrap back in her court and asked them to hold her in contempt, which they did in an even longer and more detailed order and told Judge Tracy to issue a written order rescinding her prior illegal orders by Thursday at 4 PM. And what did Judge Tracy do? Why of course, she axed the Court of Appeals to ignore their prior order because it was probably wrong, and she was too stupid to understand what it said, since it would confuse even a person of “average intelligence,” and she certainly couldn’t come up to that high standard. Besides, she said she wants to appeal that order to the Supreme Court and she needs extra time to do that. When a court tells you to do something, it usually isn’t too happy when you come back and say their order is wrong, and you’re not doing what they told you, and you want some more time while you ignore their order to appeal their decision to a higher court. The Blower says the Court of Appeals should grow some balls and throw Judge Tracy’s stupid ass in the hoosegow until she does what they told her to do.
That’s why our Quote of the Day Committee chose Forrest Gump’s “Stupid is as stupid does.”
THE ERPENBECKS OF OHIO: Mickey Esposito’s stepson Adam Fintak got two years in the slammer for his part of the Esposito Clan’s organized criminal activity, stealing drugs and stuff from the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Property Room. Mickey Esposito and his wife Allison were in also in court Wednesday to hear Wild and Crazy Judge Steve Martin’s sentence. Mickey or Allison seemed too happy, since they’ll be back in court on Monday for their punishments, which could be up to 10 years in prison each. Just like the Erpenbecks in Northern Kentucky, those Evil Espositos will be going to prison on the Family Plan.- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: A majority of Latinos and Whites say America is not a Racist Country, but 79% of Blacks believe it is. Nine people were shot in Chicago on the same day as the Congressional Black Caucus’ Urban Violence Summit. Meanwhile, Americans overwhelmingly oppose college admissions based on Affirmative Action (67%-28%) and the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office is facing accusations that it covered up a hate crime by denying that the murder of two brothers in a parking lot was related to the Trayvon Martin case, despite the fact that a sticker was placed on the brother’s truck which read “Free Zimmerman.” And isn’t it funny how much wider the racial division has grown since Obama became president?
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1868, the 14th Amendment guaranteeing citizenship to African Americans was officially adopted into the U.S. Constitution, and without a whole lot of DemocRAT help— just like these days.
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: According to GayStarNews, the “world’s most renowned dictionary of the English language” plans to edit its definition of marriage in future editions in order to “include gay people,” just like The Fishwrap.
- WEED WHACKOS: Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns and folks from the Ohio Rights Group are now circulating petitions to place Re-Legalizing Marijuana and Industrial Hemp on next year’s Ohio ballot. They only have 300,000 valid signatures to collect. Berns now claims to be endorsed by COAST, the Queen City TEA Party, and the Willie Nelson TEA Pot Party! Update: After Thursday’s signature gathering, the group now only needs 299,994 more valid signatures. No kidding.
- JIVE JAZZ CONCERT: Does anybody remember when real “jazz musicians” performed at a “Jazz Festival” in Cincinnati? Hatefulbigot.com wonders if with all those Negroes coming to town for Macy’s Music Madness this weekend, Just Wondering in Cleves will ask if attendees will be the same low or non-tippers to the waiters and waitresses in the restaurants as those who attend other Politically Correct Conventions in town.
- HOW THEY VOTED: This week, Conservative Congressmen Thomas Massie and Thomas Massie both voted in Congress to curb the NSA’s ability to listen in on your phone conversations. Ohio’s Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup could a better job explaining his vote to his constituents.
- IN ANDERSON: Duffy “The Kevin Slayer” Beischel says you won’t find Disgraced Township Dis-Trustee Kevin O’Brien at the Anderson Trustees Booth, but you find him shaking hands at the Masturbators Anonymous booth.
In Northern Kentucky
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Wednesday, the U.S. Senate approved Rob “Fighting for Fixed Spans” Portman’s amendment to a federal appropriations bill that could help funnel money to the Brent Spence Bridge replacement project, It would make bridges that are functionally obsolete or structurally deficient a priority for the allocation of $500 million in federal money being budgeted for the repair of “bridges in critical corridors” nationwide. The Brent Spence project would only cost $2.7 Billion after Obama came to town for a phony photo op, promised the moon, and of course nothing happened.- PRIMARY POLITICS: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Campbell County-Bitch McConnell’s new primary opponent Matt “Don’t Call Me Dedden” Bevin showed up at the Campbell County Administration building to give his big announcement. This guy actually thinks the Louisville TEA Party and the NoKY TEA Party will get him elected.
- LEGAL UPDATE: “Crazy Eric” Deters sure has been in the news lately. Why do the media care what he thinks about Dr. Durrani? Amazingly, WLW Hate Radio was shilling for its disgraced former Willie-wannabe on Friday, and even more disgraced “lie and deny” ex-prosecutor “Horndog #81” Mike Allen was urging Durrani patients to call Crazy Eric. At last count, 200 people have been stupid enough to trust Eric with their cases against the embattled Pakistani surgeon. Are they masochistic enough to want to be victimized again?
REAL JOB SECURITY: Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders says there’s aN opening for a makeup artist at Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl’s Kenton County Escape Center.
More Political Insight This Week
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: And isn’t it interesting that less than a month after the Supreme Court ruled that individual states’ rights are proper and legitimate on the issue of marriage, a lone federal judge got a front-page story in The Fishwrap by throwing out the state of Ohio’s constitutional amendment when Extremely Liberal U.S. District Magistrate Judge Tim Black ordered that a dying gay man be named another gay man’s wife on the dying gay man’s death certificate, or vice versa. “Republican Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine assured me that Same-Sex Sodomy ruling will be appealed,” said Phil Burr-ass, president of Citizens for Community Values in Ohio. “The law is the law. The state Constitution says marriage is between one man and one woman.” The Blower says the judge’s ruling gives new meaning to the idea of Ohio getting “Black-Balled.”- GOING GALT: The phrase “going John Galt” or simply “going Galt” is used to describe productive members of society cutting back on work in response to the projected increase in U.S. marginal tax rates, increased limits on tax deductions, and the use of tax revenues for causes they regard as immoral.
- CLINT EASTWOOD’S ONE-SENTENCE EDITORIAL: “We Americans are so tired of being thought of as dumb asses by the rest of the world that we went to the polls this past November and removed all doubt.”
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #217 says ask them to guess who said this: “The soundest way to raise revenues in the long run is to cut taxes now. The purpose of cutting taxes now is… to achieve the more prosperous, expanding economy which can bring a budget surplus.” Ronald Reagan? One of the Bushes? F. A. Hayek? Arthur Laffer? No, it was JFK.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Summer still sweltering and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Summer Sports
Summer is the time for sports
So search for a lovely doll
Who is yearning for some action
And willing to play ball.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about Obama claiming all of his scandals were “Phony.” “The Lord must love Obama’s Scandals,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “because he made so damn many of them.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll be publishing our Special Whistleblower “Tribute to Muslims in America as part of our 2013 Ramadan Celebration” E-dition and we’ll still be counting down the 1,271 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday is National Cheesecake Day, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane bets his daughter’s dog “Buckeye” would win the Cheesecake Eating Contest contest for sure.
Wednesday we’ll once again check to see if the Forest Hills Urinal figured out there’s a Trustee’s Race going on in Anderson Township this year.
Thursday is “National Raspberry Cream Pie Day,” but we not find any documentation confirming this to be a “National” day.
The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When you send someone a picture of your Weiner” and if that Anthony Weiner guy is still in the news.
Saturday is “National Watermelon Day,” but please don’t call us racist.
Sunday Comix by Dixon Diaz
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Kimmel Kartoon – “You’re Screwed”
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