Friday, July 26, 2013
The List Just Keeps Getting Longer
At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about Obama’s Over-Hyped BS Economic Speech in Illinois on Wednesday that was the 19th time he’d said he was going to “pivot” back to the economy since he’s been in office.
“Obama’s Oratory lasted an hour and six minutes,” Kane explained, “making it longer than all but one of his State of Disunion Addresses. Unfortunately, Obama’s regurgitated rhetoric turned out to be just another regurgitated Class Warfare diatribe from last year’s re-election campaign, and the biggest laugh came when Obama chided Congress for being less concerned about the economy and more about an endless parade of distractions, political posturing and phony scandals.”
- Phony Scandals? Perhaps a couple of our TEA Party Patriots could’ve done their Abbott and Costello routine and told this little joke The Blower published on June 19:
“Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
“You mean the Mexican gun running?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the voter fraud?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the Boston Bombing?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the IRS targeting conservatives?”
“No, the other one.”
” You mean the DOJ spying on the press?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives“
“No, the other one.”
” You mean the NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean the president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
“No, the other one.”
” You mean the president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
“No, the other one.”
” You mean the president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
“No, the other one.”
” You mean the State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
“No, the other one.”
“You mean HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage so they could illegally profit in the Stock Market?”
“No, the other one.”
You mean “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
“No, the other one.”
“I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean those 65 million Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Obama Supporters who stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?“
The only problem is, this is no joke. There are 1,273 more disastrous days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term and Obama’s got “Joe Biden Impeachment Insurance.” Some of those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters who now have a government they truly deserve are finally waking up to the fact that ObamaCare might not be such a great idea after all. The next 1,273 days will seem like Eternity in Hell.
Stories We’re Working On
Obama’s Ambassadors Gave At Least $13.6 Million In Campaign Donations- Weiner Blames His Wife For His Sexting With Other Women
- DemocRATS Giving Away Free “I Love Obamacare” Stickers
- George Zimmerman Not Yet Charged With a Hate Crime
- Cleves Voters Have an Election on Tuesday
- Kevin O’Brien Banned From Anderson Daze Booth
- Reds Still in Third Place, Five games out
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Congress and Obama have not yet r reached an agreement to avert America’s Debt Ceiling Crisis later this year.
(A) Republicans want spending cuts: 2%
(B) DemocRATS insist on raising taxes: 1%
(C) Obama’s worried about his upcoming vacation in Nantucket: 1%
(D) It’s not even August: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
Some of Today’s Political Cartoons
It’s What Liberals Live For
This week, everybody who believes Faux Outrage is always justified to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is local Black Community Organizer Rastifus Racebaiter, who started the booing as soon as White Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extreme Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls appeared at last Saturday’s fake outrage rally at noon outside the Barack Obama Federal Courthouse in Downtown Cincinnati.
Rastifus wins a Trayvon Martin Died For Your Sins T-Shirt, an Official Jesse Jackson Race Card, and nude photos of Al Sharpton’s gold-digger girlfriend. His winning entry is:
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake
And so are demands that they make.
It doesn’t have to be true,
When the media’s with you,
It’s what makes Conservatives shake.
And from the Anderson Laureate (Who hopes nobody calls him a racist)
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake,
It’s what makes Right-Wingers shake.
Because Jesse and Al,
With no rationale,
Will never give Whitey a break.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“When you send someone a picture of your Weiner”
OBAMA SCANDAL HOT LINE
e-mail your egregious examples today.
Some scandal-mongering items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally scandal-mongering subscribers, but we could always use more.
Whistleblower Link of the Day
Bill Maher: The Weinerlogues with Jane Lynch
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