Sunday, July 21, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE TRAYVON MARTIN STORY THIS WEEK was when six white women on a Florida jury found White Hispanic Racist George Zimmerman not guilty of second degree murder, manslaughter, and littering in the shooting death of poor misunderstood yoof Trayvon Martin. George Zimmerman may have been acquitted, but Obama’s Supporters in the Press were found guilty. The Zimmerman case is just another example of our desperation to indict contemporary America as the same land of rank racism found in Mississippi during the 1950s Mississippi. Fake outrage over the Zimmerman verdict was a great excuse for more rioting and looting, because Obama’s Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Looters were just looking for some more Free Stuff.- OUR NUMBER TWO TRAYVON MARTIN STORY THIS WEEK was when Nonie Darwish at American Thinker had this to say about the Fake Outrage in the Martin/Zimmerman Case:
The tool of shaming and fake outrage is nothing new in American politics but its use by the present administration, especially in the Martin/Zimmerman case, have taken America to a new low. Running out of true racism cases, the Obama administration had to find a fake race outrage to divert the attention off its scandals, similar to what Islamists do when they call their opponents ‘apostate.’ Desperate to change the subject, by an administration engulfed in scandal, they decided to take anything even the poorest case that resembles racism.
This is the same outrage that Obama created over ‘the video’ in the Benghazi scandal. As in many Muslim cultures, Obama has perfected the technique of shaming to claim moral superiority. Eric Holder, who describes America as a “nation of cowards,” won’t quit his outrage over the Martin/Zimmerman case.
The Left is determined to rub America’s nose periodically to the ground to keep leverage over their opposition and continue the profitable business of race politics. It is embarrassing to see the Left using every shaming tool to preserve their sacred cow accusations of racism for the sake of winning elections. It does not matter to race baiters that the American people will become enslaved by the tyranny of shaming and will never move beyond the guilt over slavery, which was a worldwide phenomenon not only between black and white but more often within the same race.
AND OUR NUMBER THREE TRAYVON MARTIN THIS WEEK was when after all of this week’s hype and Cincinnati Police placed on a high level of alert, a much smaller than group of folks than expected showed up to vent their fake outrage at noon outside the Barack Obama Federal Courthouse in Downtown Cincinnati. There were not nearly as many as had attended Obama’s last event in Cincinnati that Obama’s organizers had been counting on. Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray said the Advertised Angry Protest Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton and his National Back Racist Action Network had promised had been downgraded to a respectful event, and since no big-name Race-Baiters were available, the biggest-name speakers they could find were two white Cincinnati City Clown-cil women, Slut for Obama Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’ and Foxy Roxy Qualls. We didn’t even see Girly Mayor Mark Mallory wearing a Hoodie in the Heat. Maybe that’s why The Fishwrap forgot publish its eight-page Sunday supplement, downgrading its news coverage to a Cliff Radel online story instead.
Meanwhile, while all this was going on, Obama headed out today for what has become his customary Saturday round of golf. It was his 132nd time golfing as president.
- MONDAY in our Special “Diabolical Disclaimers” E-dition, The Blower asked, we said “Publishing The Blower means never having to say we’re sorry!”
In a recent e-dition, The Whistleblower published comments from two guys who were shocked that one of our snitches had not told us the unvarnished truth. One of the e-mailers (the guy who quoted Hitler) must not have been a Person of Consequence, since he obviously didn’t know how The Blower works.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Zimmerman Verdict” E-dition, The Blower said “All that Fake Outrage Has Hardly Begun” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Saturday night, six white women on a Florida jury found White Hispanic Racist George Zimmerman not guilty of second degree murder, manslaughter, and littering in the shooting death of poor misunderstood yoof Trayvon Martin. —Obama’s Supporters in the Press
George Zimmerman may have been acquitted, but Obama’s Supporters in the Press were found guilty. —Rush Limbaugh
The Zimmerman case is just another example of our desperation to indict contemporary America as the same land of rank racism found in Mississippi during the 1950s Mississippi. —Lunatic Liberals on the Left
Fake outrage over the Zimmerman verdict was a great excuse for more rioting and looting. —Obama’s Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Looters Just Looking for Some More Free Stuff
Many people were wondering if Obama would be calling for calm after George Zimmerman’s “Not Guilty” verdict, especially since Obama exploited the tragedy to divide America during his scandal-plagued 2012 Re-election campaign. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
Promoting a nationwide Day of Protest next Saturday by saying demonstrations are planned in more than 100 cities will be a wonderful way to keep my race-hustling face on TV. —Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Political Pastime” E-dition, The Blower was “For Inside Baseball Players Only!”
Tuesday night at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were watching that Big Political Baseball Game on TV, just to see how many home runs Aroldis Chapman gave up, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “These days, Obama’s Historic Second Term reminds you of what’s happened since Saturday night, when six white women on a Florida jury found White Hispanic Racist George Zimmerman not guilty of second degree murder, manslaughter, and littering in the shooting death of poor misunderstood kicked-out-of-school yoof Trayvon Martin.”
Rush Limbaugh says Obama Supporters in the Press are really throwing a real hissy fit over the Zimmerman verdict. They weren’t able to convince people that this really was an event governed by the institutional racism and bigotry and near slavery of this country. And, as such, they’re just having a temper tantrum plus an even harder time than usual making any sense at all.
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Heat Alert” E-dition, The Blower said, “Just don’t stand too close to a politician” because it was “Too Hot for a Hoodie!”
In Washington, Our Whistleblower Weather-guesser Delkus Apuozzo says it’s really hot in Washington these days with temperatures near 100 degrees, and it’s expected to get even hotter all over the country this weekend, especially with all those Trayvon Martin Fake Racist Outrage Rallies Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton says his National Action Network has scheduled to take place at noon on Saturday in front of every courthouse in America. Talk about your hot air!
And did you see where Jimmy Carter stymied his fellow D-RATS’ efforts to turn the death of Trayvon Martin into a partisan rallying cry Tuesday? The Disgraced Former DemocRAT President actually took the high road and did something worthwhile for the first time when he told local NBC affiliate WXIA in Atlanta that the acquittal of George Zimmerman was correct.
One thing the Zimmerman Trial has done, it’s exposed “Negrophilia” in the United States. So charges a new book by author Erik Rush, who doesn’t refrain from using the new N–word “Negrophilia” – “undue and inordinate affinity for blacks,” to describe the mindset that he says is behind a pervasive manipulation expertly employed and exploited to divide and destroy American society. “Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal – America’s Racial Obsession,” is published by WND Books.
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- FRIDAY in our in our Special “Historic Headlines” E-dition, The Blower was getting ready to celebrate the 44th anniversary of Neil Armstrong’s walk on the moon and bemoan Obama’s ending of America’s Manned Space Program:
Friday morning, Hurley the Historian told us to move over because tomorrow’s e-dition belongs to him. After all, won’t it be 44 years ago (July 20, 1969) since we were all watching Neil Armstrong walking on the moon? From 1971 to 1979 Neil Armstrong was professor of Aerospace engineering at the University of Cincinnati. And no doubt, today everybody will be echoing our Quote for Today Committee choice of Armstrong’s immortal: “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
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- SATURDAY in our Official “ Trayvon Martin Rally” E-dition, The Blower said, “We sure hope it doesn’t rain!”
Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray said Scared Shitless Suburbanites will be avoiding Downtown Cincinnati one more time at noon today when hundreds of thousands of angry black people exhibit all their fake outrage at the “Injustice for Trayvon” Rally in front of the Barack Obama Federal Building. The violent event will be sponsored by Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton and his National Back Racist Action Network. Race-Baiters Jesse Jackson and Ben Jealous from the NAALCP will also be there. Will Girly Mayor Mark Mallory be there too, wearing his Hoodie in the Heat?
And as if America’s Racial Divide wasn’t wide enough, Obama just made an unannounced visit to the White House briefing room to expand on his thoughts about the Zimmerman verdict, saying “Trayvon Martin could’ve been me 35 years ago.” Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, please note.
How big a crowd did Cincinnati’s “Injustice for Trayvon Martin Rally have to gather? If it wasn’t at least as big as the last time Obama came to town, the entire nation would be correct to call Cincinnati a “Racist City.”
Word is The Fishwrap was even planning a special Trayvon Martin Rally supplement on Sunday, just like they do for the Reds on Opening Day, because our Feckless Fishwrappers believe “It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that make America great, it’s our ‘diversity.”
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All Trayvon, All the Time
OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Obama and Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton kept Bengazi and IRS out of the news cycle this weekend, but somehow, those more than 100 “Justice for Trayvon Martin” riots being promoted advertised fell far short of goal.- SYNCHRONIZED STRATEGY: Sharpton called President Obama’s surprise remarks on Trayvon Martin its impact on American blacks “significant and much needed,” because they helped prepare the ground for all those protests Sharpton was attempting to organize around the country this weekend.
That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Obama’s “Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago.”
Unfortunately, Sharpton’s statement was released at least an hour before Obama’s “surprise remarks.” Obama’s Twitter Account then called his own remarks: “Powerful.”
Obama blamed Racism for the Trayvon Martin shooting and the Jury’s Not Guilty Verdict. A Mob of Trayvon Martin Protesters in California hurl rocks and bottles at police officers and passing cars and the LA Times called it peaceful. Meanwhile, A Florida Woman with a phone number similar to George Zimmerman’s has been flooded with Death Threats and a Florida Sheriff’s Deputy was suspended and ordered to take Sensitivity Training for bringing Skittles and Iced Tea to work.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: PMSNBC gushed uncontrollably that Obama’s Trayvon Martin remarks were “Absolutely Historic,” an upgrade from only “Historic.” PMSNBC’s Chris Matthews apologized to Black Guests on “Behalf of All White People” for being Racists. And Bill Cosby was called an “Uncle Tom Nigger” for not calling Zimmerman a “Racist.”
- THE COLOREDS IN CONGRESS: Congressional Black Caucus Members are lining up behind Race-Baiter Jesse Jackson’s threat for an economic boycott of Florida following the not-guilty verdict in the death of Trayvon Martin.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says George Zimmerman is more popular than Al Sharpton. Trayvon’s Killer’s Favorable-Unfavorable Ratings (32%-48%) are still better than the Racial Racketeer (26%-60%).
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER is somewhat surprised he didn’t hear more Trayvon Martin jokes from our late night comedians this week, although so of the network news riot coverage was pretty funny.
Some Other Scandals
NSA SNOOPING: The Blower isn’t really if our server goes down.- ROGUES FOR OBAMA: Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz says the IRS Chief Counsel who helped target Conservative Groups is a big donor and a Loyal DemocRAT.
- ANOTHER ELECTION AFFECTED: Former TEA Party Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell had her tax records “Improperly Accessed” by Obama’s friends at the IRS. Her opponents were involved, but now the probe into what happened has been closed. If this had been done by a Republican administration, the Dems in Congress would have bitten into it and never let go! What do you think the wimps on our side will do?
- OBAMACARE UPDATE: Only 19% favor keeping ObamaCare in its current form. Indiana Bureau Chief Hoosier Daddy says Insurance Rates will skyrocket by 72% under ObamaCare. Health Care Premiums may have jumped almost $2,000 since ObamaCare has passed, but Obama is still touting $100 Rebates. And HHS admits: Despite Obama’s “Guarantee,” you still might not be able to keep your doctor under ObamaCare.
- DOOFUS DEMOCRATS: A DemocRAT Judge ordered Detroit’s Bankruptcy withdrawn because it “Didn’t honor the President.” Does anybody remember a tear ago during his campaign with Mitt Romney when Obama promised he’d never let Detroit go bankrupt? Liberals now claim Student Loan Debt is Racist and Homophobic, but that’s what they say about everything they don’t like. Now we have Disgraced DemocRAT Congressman Charlie Rangel’s solution to student loans: “Free College For Everyone!” You could never make this stuff up!
- ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: John McCain Boehner is now pushing for Amnesty for Illegals, because Americans in favor of abiding by and respecting the rule of law will be called Racist and “Unfair.”
- ENEMIES OF ISRAEL: Disgraced Weenie Wagging DemocRAT NYC Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner took a $4,950 donation from Al Jazeera — Osama bin Laden’s favorite TV network. Anti-Semitic Obama-Loving White House Reporter Helen Thomas is finally dead. You’ll notice we didn’t say she was “Good DemocRAT.”
- MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: The Obama administration wants us to learn more about Muslims and accept them into our culture, even though seven of the top ten countries that hate America the most are Muslim and none of the top ten countries that like America are Muslim. So, Whistleblower Summer Interns Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter are making a sincere effort to learn to communicate with our Muslim friends and they’re learning Arabic for the sake of “cultural diversity.” This is their first attempt at it. Please forward this to any Arab friends you may have for a critique of their progress.
Scandals Closer to Home
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Republicans and RINOs all over Ohio are trying to distance themselves from Peter Beck just because Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters indicted the State Rep-Tile from Mason on 16 counts of felony charges relating to fraud on Friday. Ohio Republican Party Boss Matt Borges Saturday and Ohio House Speaker Billy Backstabber are both calling for Beck’s resignation.
Wasn’t that the same Peter Beck The Blower reported on February 3 who’d been accused of participating in a fraud that cheated investors out of more than $1.2 million? What else do you expect from a RINO who voted for every tax increase he had a chance to? Word is Beck is a good friend of $tate Rep-Tile for $ale Peter $tautberg and raised “dirty” money, and gave it to the Republican Caucus, which spent it for $tautberg’s re-election campaign.
- DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Our Compassionate Conservative is glad Judge Ruehlman socked it to Melowese Richardson’s. Anything less would that a five-year sentence for one of Tim Burka’s fine have diminished the sanctity of our elective system. One can only wonder how many other Melowese Richardson’s are out there. But one can be darn sure the Obama administration won’t do jack to find them.
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: A caller to Lincoln Beware’s BUZZ show on Thursday explained the start of America’s Race War. “Seems her great grandfather esplaned it dis way.” The black plantation owners picked young girls so they could have sex wit dem and make babies while bein’ married to white women. The white women got mad and started having sex with the black slaves and started braggin’ that the black men were better in bed than their white husbands. That jealousy started the hatin’ between the blacks and the whites.”
- EX-GAY NEWS UPDATE: Voice of the Voiceless sadly announced the postponement of its First Annual Ex-Gay Pride Month in July 2013. No kidding. That event was supposed to celebrate those who have left the homosexual lifestyle and are now pursing healthy heterosexual relationships, but there was just too much harassment from the homos.
- MAYORAL MADNESS: Friday night, Celebrity Pot Smoker Willie Nelson endorsed Loony Libertarian Jim Berns for Mayor of Cincinnati. While in town, Willie also entertained for a small gathering at the Cincinnati Horseshoe Casino.
- ANOTHER CITY HALL SCANDAL: Wouldn’t it be funny if over at WCPO Digital, reporter Kevin Osborne uncovered a report from the City’s own consultant that blasted the City’s parking lease with those investment bankers from New York City? So what if the City Administration didn’t bother to show it to our Nine Fine Clowns on City Clown-cil? As Hillary says, “What difference does it make at this point, anyway?” Those rubber-stampers go along with Mallory’s Madness, no matter what, like the Trolley Folly, which has turned out to be “Obamacare on Tracks.”
- MORE MEDIA LIES: Greg from Groesbeck says one way to make the city of Cincinnati appear safer is by stating that crimes in the DemocRAT-decimated city actually took place in Republican suburbs. This triple-shooting is at least a half-mile inside the city limits. The Kneepad Liberals at Channel 5 will do anything, including lie to their viewers, to try and make DemocRATs look good.
- IN OHIO’S SECOND CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT: Our Clermont County Cronies are wondering against whom That Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt is planning to run. Or why else would did the latest Schmidt for Congress’ FEC report shows (from April 1 – June 30) show a disbursement of $200 to CDMI for “Database Software?” CDMI is a vendor of various compliance and fundraising tools. The Blower believes the tool she purchased was for fundraising.
- OLD HABITS DIE HARD: Cincinnati’s Mayor touted Disbarred Attorney $tan Che$ley’s donations to keep the city pools open again. Stan “hoisted a wet kid out of the water to stand near the microphone.” Was Stan doing this to electrocute the kid so somebody at Cincinnati Legal could sue the microphone manufacturer, Duke Energy, and the CRC?
- IN ANDERSON: This week, nobody was one bit surprised at the Forest Hills Urinal’s failure to report important political events in Anderson Township (like the Anderson Township Republican Central Committee’s double-secret meeting to select Conservative Cleaner Concepts guy Andy Pappas after Pouting Peggy Reis decided NOT to run for another term as Anderson Township Trustee). “In Russ We Trust” Jackson wonders the enablers at the FHU are still covering up their Disgraced Masturbating Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien.
- IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Many people are still talking about that unusual arrangement between Commissioner Buffalo Dave Uible and Clermont County Communications Director Annette Meagher. As you may recall, Meagher is not only a County employee hired by Uible, but also living in a rental unit he owns in New Richmond. Uible likes to fashion himself as a bow tie wearing fiscal conservative and guardian of the public dollar, but some are wondering if Uible was as diligent a landlord and discovered that State of Ohio tax lien against Meagher for failing to pay her taxes. (Hamilton County Case No. CJ10021037). Imagine a tax scafflow serving as the mouthpiece for the Clermont County Commissioners. Given all of these sketchy circumstances involving Meagher, many in Batavia are beginning to wonder how she landed this job.
In Northern Kentucky
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1925, the Monkey Trial ended in Dayton, Tennessee with John Thomas Scopes being convicted of teaching evolution in violation of Tennessee law, and Scopes was ordered to pay a fine of $100, the minimum the law allowed. Meanwhile, over at the Answers in Genesis Lizard Museum, John Thomas Scopes would be banned for life.- THIS IS LAUGHABLE: Delta getaway weekend special from CVG to Lexington, KY costs $100. It would take less time to drive than to park your car, check your luggage, go through security, take the train to the last terminal, get on a plane, and wait on the runway for the other flight of the day!
- CORNHOLING FROM BEHIND: More than 150 players from around the country competed at Turfway Park Thursday to gain final spots in the American Cornhole Organization World. Whistleblower Alternative Life-styles Contributors Ben Dover wonder if all those cornholers at Turfway realize the word “cornhole” means anus, or maybe just the gay cornholers do.
- PARDON OUR PUN: Our good friend Mike “Sum Ting” Wong at the Oriental Wok in Fort Mitchell has pleaded guilty to driving under the influence and will be serving a short suspension for driving his Bentley 60 yards the wong way up some railroad tracks in May.
- ALL STAR FROM FLORENCE: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall wonders if those Feckless Fishwrappers will notice that Former Florence Freedom pitcher Steve Delabar had been named to the American League All-Star team. To truly appreciate the journey Delabar has made, check out the feature that HBO’s Real Sports did a couple of years ago.
More Political Insight This Week
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: The Fishwrap had been planning a special Trayvon Martin Rally supplement on Sunday, just like they do for the Reds on Opening Day, because our Feckless Fishwrappers believe “It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that make America great, it’s our ‘diversity.” But the plan had to be scrubbed, due to the much-smaller-than-expected turnout for the event.- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: summarize the growing scandal at Cincinnati City Hall over that Park Memo which had been withheld from our Nine Fine Clowns. Even our Tax Hikers are speechless.
- GOING GALT: The United States is third in murders throughout the World. But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., and New Orleans, the United States is foutth from the bottom for murders. These four cities also have the toughest gun control laws in the United States, and are all controlled by DemocRATS.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #198 says never speak of “Affirmative Action” —only of “Reverse Discrimination.” Elaborate by saying how angry it makes you that talented blacks, Mexican-Americans, and others who secured their jobs and their college places purely on their own merit will forever be looked on with suspicion and resentment as having gotten there purely because of the color of their skin (or other minority-qualifying attributes).
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL,THE BARD OF CLEVES: Summer is well under way and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Seeing is Believing
Ah the wondrous days of summer
The cricket’s cheerful song.
The see-thru clothes the girlies wear
And the break-a-way lacy thong.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why more of those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information, didn’t show up at Saturday’s “Injustice for Trayvon” Rally in front of the Barack Obama Federal Building. “It certainly wasn’t for the lack of publicity,” Kane explained. The event would’ve been a lot better attended if only Cincinnati had a streetcar.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll be publisher Special Whistleblower “Diversiity-Free” E-dition and we’ll still be counting down the 1,278 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday is National Hot Dog Day, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane bets his daughter’s dog “Buckeye” would win the hot-dog-eating contest for sure.
Wednesday we’ll check to see if the Forest Hills Urinal figured out there’s a Trustee’s Race going on in Anderson Township this year.
Thursday is “Culinarians Day,” and that means if you’re related to a chef, or a graduate of a culinary institute, you get to eat at their restaurant for free.
The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “Liberal outrage is so phony and fake” and The Blower will really be dripping with sincerity.
Saturday, is “Take Your Pants for a Walk Day,” which we suppose has something to do with exercise.
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