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Thursday, July 18, 2013
Too Hot For A Hoodie
In Washington, Our Whistleblower Weather-guesser Delkus Apuozzo says it’s really hot in Washington these days with temperatures near 100 degrees, and it’s expected to get even hotter all over the country this weekend, especially with all those Trayvon Martin Fake Racist Outrage Rallies Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton says his National Action Network has scheduled to take place at noon on Saturday in front of every courthouse in America. Talk about your hot air!- And did you see where Jimmy Carter stymied his fellow D-RATS’ efforts to turn the death of Trayvon Martin into a partisan rallying cry Tuesday? The Disgraced Former DemocRAT President actually took the high road and did something worthwhile for the first time when he told local NBC affiliate WXIA in Atlanta that the acquittal of George Zimmerman was correct.
- One thing the Zimmerman Trial has done, it’s exposed “Negrophilia” in the United States. So charges a new book by author Erik Rush, who doesn’t refrain from using the new N–word “Negrophilia” – “undue and inordinate affinity for blacks,” to describe the mindset that he says is behind a pervasive manipulation expertly employed and exploited to divide and destroy American society. “Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal – America’s Racial Obsession,” is published by WND Books.
Let’s Talk About Equality
Below you will see pictures of two young men. The first is well-known to all of us. The second, you’ve probably never seen before. You can Google Marley Lion and read of how three black men decided to rob him and how they passed the gun around trying to decide who would shoot him. [READ MORE HERE]
Now Let’s Talk About Some Racism…
… Which we’re probably allowed to do, since yesterday The Blower actually quoted Noted Negro Linguist Rachel Jeantel enjoying her sixteenth minute of fame.
Rachel said you can add an “a” to the end of any word to make it non-racist. “Nigger” is racist, but “Nigga” would be non-racist. “Cracker” is racist, but “Cracka” would be non-racist.
And if a white guy called a black guy a “Motherfucker,” he might start a race riot, but if the white guy called him a “Motherfucka,” the bro will slip him some skin and give whitey a low five. Meanwhile, the Talking Heads on PMSNBC keep trying to defend Trayvon’s Witless Witness, saying, “She’s only19, give her a chance to get an education!” Obviously, the 12 years she already spent in the public school system weren’t nearly enough. No wonder Conservative Columnists say this pathetic Obama supporter has become the new poster child for public education in America.
- And you know Obama’s gotta be loving all the Trayvon coverage. Besides continuing Obama’s plan to Divide America over Race, it surely takes the focus off all the other elephants in the room like Benghazi, IRS, DOJ prying (same DOJ which promises to go after Zimmerman!), FBI leaks, and that troublesome economy that just doesn’t seem to be getting any better even with all those ObamaCare benefits nobody seems to want, etc.
Wednesday in Cincinnati, Girly Mayor Mark Mallory honored Community Partners (whatever the hell they are) for helping to increase access to City swimming pools during the Hottest Week of the Summer. Mallory’s presentation was made in 94 degree heat at the Trayvon Martin Memorial Swimming Pool in Bond Hill. Was he wearing his Speedo with his Hoodie?- How hot is it in Cincinnati anyway? They say more murders are committed at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than at any other temperature? Let’s hope those Cincinnati Police cars are air-conditioned for patrolling the along the route of the future Trolley Folly amid the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine.
And how hot were local DemocRATS on Wednesday after Obama-loving convicted felon Melowese Richardson appeared before our new favorite Judge Robert Ruehlman in the Hamilton County Court of Common Pleas to be sentenced in her DemocRAT voter fraud scheme. For her criminal scheme to violate Ohio’s voter laws, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP tweeted “Ms. Richardson will serve five (5) years in prison.” The Blower guesses “Four More Years” just wasn’t enough and eight years of Obama is far worse. - Rob “Fighting for Fahrenheit” Portman was really full of hot air when he voted to end the GOP’s years-long filibuster of Ohio’s Disgraced Former Attorney General Richard Cordray to be head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau on Tuesday. Maybe Portman thought Cordray was gay, too.
Hereabouts, as the big July Heat Emergency continues, and our Compassionate Conservative remembers a few years ago when those Blue Chip Young Republicans were selling T-Shirts that said, “What Happened to the Goddam Fans We Gave You Last Year.”
Compassionate also says if any person or charity donates a fan or air-conditioner to a poor person during the Summer Heat Wave, the donor should first write on it with a big black permanent marker: “FREE FAN – A GIFT TO THE POOR- NOT FOR Re-SALE!”
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo remembers last year at this time when Murdering Mom Casey Anthony showed up at the Bluegrass Fair in Lexington took her place in the “Dunking” tank trying to taunt people into dumping her into the ice cold water. With each “Dunk” she washed her conscience a little at a time. Casey had plans on being at the Bluegrass Fair until the fair closed on Sunday. Curiously, there were no black riots after Casey was acquitted for killing her two-year-old child, because both the mother and the murdered child were while.- In Covington, street signs on 12th Street Martin Luther King Boulevard are now being changed to 12th Street Trayvon Martin Luther King Boulevard to conform with Obama’s new Federal requirements.
The CamBoozler also says these days in Northern Kentucky, you shouldn’t forget to wear your deodorant. And our Good Friend Bobby Leach reminds us, a crowded elevator must really smell great to a midget. Steve “I’m 5’0”, Not 4’11” Mergele would thoroughly agree.- FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why so many politicians’ arguments wilt during this extreme hot weather. “It’s just like what I always say, Kane explained. “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of politics.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Yogi Berra’s “It ain’t the heat. It’s the humility.”
Some of Today’s Political Cartoons
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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our July fund-raising drive from Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton’s National Action Network’s Justice for Trayvon Rally outside the Federal Courthouse in Downtown Cincinnati at noon on Saturday. Bring your Race Card!
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