Friday, July 12, 2013
Getting Ready for the Riots
TRAYVON-GATE UPDATE: According to Lee Stranahan at Breitbart, the newest Obama scandal is actually seventeen months old. Welcome to Trayvon-gate, where the President of the United States used both the bully pulpit, the Department of Justice and sly media manipulation to gin up charges of racism in the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin shooting. Now that the trial is almost finished and the only act of racism mentioned so far came from the victim–Martin called Zimmerman ´a creepy ass cracker´ according to testimony–the cynical and repeated use of the race card by the White house is even more abhorrent.
Having failed to prove their case, the Prosecutor asked the judge to allow the jury to consider Third-Degree Murder based on “Child Abuse?” What’s next, “Littering?
BLUEGRASS BIMBO-GATE UPDATE: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says at the time The Blower hit the “Publish Button,” our Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (Including the Lisa Wells Fan Club) could hardly believe the verdict in Covington where Crazy Eric was once again representing “Greedy Nut Job” Disgraced Former Bungals Cheerleader Sarah Jones during the replay of her $11 million lawsuit against that gossip website this week.
One of our Caballeros said, “I can’t see how they’d think that a convicted child predator’s reputation was damaged in any way when she was already either engaged in the criminal conduct with her victim or just grooming him. Just because she hadn’t been caught or convicted yet doesn’t mean her reputation was flawless, as the stupid bimbo seemed to think. People were already spreading rumors about her — and the one that was true was even worse than the ones that weren’t!
Which would be worse? A) Woman with an STD. B) Slut who’s been banged by the whole starting squad (aren’t those provided under the players union contract?) C) Child predator teacher, who targets a 14-year-old child, grooms him as a victim, has sex with him repeatedly, and then lies about it repeatedly?
And the media should’ve stopped lazily just repeating Crazy Eric’s characterization of her offense and sentence as “accused of …., no jail time but will not be convicted if she remains out of trouble for five years.” She was in fact CONVICTED of a felony. She’s a child predator.
The Cabal was also absolutely amazed when the jury actually awarded Sarah Jones $38,000 in compensatory damages and $300,000 in punitive damages, considerably less than that bogus $11 Million award the first time around. The real shame is that Judge Bertelsman misunderstood the statute and the First Amendment. This should never have gone to a jury. But like most of Crazy Eric’s so-called “Victories,” chances are “Today’s Triumph” will also be reversed by an appeals court if the attorney for TheDirty.Com follows through with his announced plan to appeal.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen tells us only 27% of Likely U.S. Voters now say the country is heading in the right direction. That’s the lowest level of confidence in nearly a year.
- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports Ohio Republicans are claiming Disingenuous DemocRATS and their allies have been so desperate to change the subject from jobs and the economy that they’ve made outrageous claims, believing their willing allies in the news media and all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters would accept them as fact. Instead, D-RATS are being called out on their hypocrisy and are losing their credibility. Gayvenor Strickland’s Left Wing Administration lost 400,000 Ohio jobs and left behind an $8 billion budget shortfall, so it’s no surprise that Liberals want to erase the past. Thankfully, they have been losing their credibility in the process.
FROM OUR WHISTLEBLOWER MOBILE SPY-PHONE: Where Obama Supporters can still get FREE ObamaPhones in the Village of Lockland! Government handouts were happening this week at the private non-profit Valley Interfaith Center.- THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Loony Libertarian Jim Berns, who’s running the most outrageous mayoral campaign in Cincinnati history, stopped giving away FREE marijuana plants yesterday so he could send out a news release complaining that there isn’t a single scheduled Mayoral Debate before the September 10 primary that will cost Cincinnati Over-taxed payers $400,000, including the unfortunate suburbanites who work in the City. Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extreme Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls obviously don’t want one, and the Hamilton County RINO Party couldn’t care less, since RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP still hasn’t found a candidate.
MEANWHILE AT THE CINCINNATI POLICE DEPARTMENT, The Blower noticed Interim Police Chief Paul Humphries got rid of the “4 star general” look and returned the agency’s rank insignia to an oak leaf for the position of assistant police chief. All command officers thought the “star” look was ridiculous and was used to create a type of class warfare between James Craig’s administration and those associated with past administrations.
In fact, the overall belief in the department is that the past 18-24 months had been spent mostly on worrying about such things as what new uniform the PD will wear rather than focusing on crime and related matters. Hence, the recent surge in violent crime which has seen the number of shootings in the city soar higher than it has been during the past eight years.
One commander opined that under Craig’s administration, the CPD lost all the progress it had made during the previous ten years in terms of declining crime rates. Since Craig has left, the agency is re-instituting time-tested, evidence-based and intelligence-led policing strategies to address the current surge in violent crime.
Humphries is a very good leader and has the stones to run the agency the right way!
HOMELESS SCAM ALERT: Is this so-called “Homeless Vet” using an Obama Phone as he sits on the corner of Beechmont and Birney? No one sits/stands on a corner, for nine months, unless he’s making money at that location. Stop feeding his habit and he’ll move on as he is annoying the neighbors. Maybe Channel 9 “Substantially True” News can follow him some night and see if he is really “HOMELESS,” or just living on the over-taxed taxpayer’s dole.- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES, who say, “You need to tighten your belt, so the government doesn’t have to tighten theirs,” is gushing over a recent pro-streetcar article from a left-wing throwaway paper. Remember – if you oppose the streetcar, you are a racist. [READ MORE HERE]
- IN ANDERSON: Astonished Andersonians were amazed on Wednesday when they finally found their Forest Hills Urinals in their bushes and looked for all that news coverage they were expecting to see about the Anderson Township Republican Central Committee (elected Precinct Executives) meeting on July 16 to interview potential candidates, now that “Pouting Peggy” Reis has decided NOT to run for another term as Anderson Township Trustee. There was not a single syllable, even though The Blower had been exclusively reporting the biggest Anderson Township political story in history ever since last Sunday, Saturday if you include our first mention of the current Anderson Township trustee who scammed an area restaurant out of $15.
Meanwhile, many customers at Cleaner Concepts on Beechmont Avenue continue to urge owner Andy Pappas to run.
- MORE ILLEGAL CAMPAIGNING: This week the Lebanon City Schools passed out 400 Levy Signs at one of their schools. Now The Blower says they should be required to pass our 400 “Vote No” signs. These people are really desperate to get their hands on over-taxed payers’ money, and will not stop at violating Ohio state law to do so.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1984, DemocRAT Presidential Candidate Walter Mondale named Geraldine Ferraro as his vice-presidential running mate, and women in politics have been an embarrassment ever since, almost as much as the men.
- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Geraldine Ferraro’s “President Reagan’s one-liners were terrific.”
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane who was the most embarrassing female politician he had ever met. “Surely, you jest,” Kane quipped. And then he unbuttoned his shirt.
Stories We’re Working On
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Voters give Obama worst grade ever on Foreign Policy - Pelosi says Obama’s Employer Mandate was not really delayed
- Boehner has not yet caved on Amnesty
- CNN calls George Zimmerman a “White Hispanic” again
- Rand Paul introduces bill to end aid to Egypt
- No Cincinnati Mayoral Debates Scheduled
- Anderson Trustee Interviews: Only non-public-masturbators need apply
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said most said most Scared Suburbanites would be spending next week:
(A) Enjoying their summer stay-cations: 2%
(B) Celebrating Bastille Day: 1%
(C) Watching the Red-less All Star Game on TV: 1%
(D) Avoiding Downtown Cincinnati: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
Some of Today’s Political Cartoons
This Race is So Over
This week, everybody who believes Cincinnati Voters will be getting exactly the new mayor they deserve in this year’s Mayoral Elections to continue the disastrous policies of Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mark Mallory, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is noted media consultant I. B. Smirch, who says, “Any day now would be a good time for the Hamilton County RINO Party” to announce a candidate, instead of making this election a choice between Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Really Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls after the September 10 primary that will cost Cincinnati Over-taxed payers $400,000, just to eliminate Loony Libertarian Jim Berns from the November ballot, even if he’s supposedly endorsed by COAST.
I.B wins a “This Never Would Have Happened if Clean Gene Ruehlmann Were Still Alive” T-Shirt, a last-minute interview with RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP to see if he wants to run for mayor, and a free fake marijuana plant from Loony Libertarian Jim Berns, if he has any left over the next time he stands in the middle of traffic on Clifton Avenue giving them away to all the local druggies. His winning entry is:
In Cincinnati, this year’s mayor’s race
Features an invisible Republican face.
Is Mallory still running unopposed,
With his incompetence not yet exposed?
Is GOP Mall Cop Alex even still on the case?
And from the Anderson Laureate, who says, “When in the Hell are we going to have a limerick about the Anderson Trustee’s Race.”
In Cincinnati, in this year’s mayor’s race,
The whole thing’s a terrible disgrace.
Who cares who will win?
Off my back it’s no skin,
I’m so glad I don’t live in that place.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“The new candidate for Anderson Trustee.”
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Whistleblower Link of the Day
NewsBusted 7/11/13
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