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Thursday, July 11, 2013
If You Don’t Tell, You’ll Wind Up in a Cell!
In Washington, Our Whistleblower DC Newsbreaker says everybody’s really upset these days after learning Obama had ordered Federal Employees to spy on each other, while punishing those who failed to report suspicious behavior. Has The Blower been ahead of the curve on that idea or what! The biggest difference is all of our snitches and bitches never have to testify because they’re always anonymous.- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: A division of the Obama’s Justice Department was deployed to Sanford, Florida in 2012 to provide assistance for anti-George Zimmerman protests, including a rally headlined by Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton, and bussing in college protesters from Daytona Beach.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says the Congressional Budget Office estimated last week that the immigration reform plan now before Congress would stop the flow of future illegal immigrants by no more than 50%, and even some of those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters realize that’s not enough.
IN OHIO: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports TEA Party Patriots are well aware that less than a week after state lawmakers adjourned for summer recess, GOP Governor Kasich-Taylor and other supporters of expanding Medicaid gathered in the statehouse on Tuesday to urge legislators to return to Columbus to extend tax-funded health coverage to tens of thousands of poor, lazy, uninsured Ohioans.- FOR MORE THAN 23 YEARS, Whistleblower Readers have always known where to see great ideas from some of our elected officials. Do you remember our July 9, 1991 Edition (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town)? Then-Hamilton County Commissioner Steve Chabothead announced the formation of a blue-ribbon “Tax Force” to recommend the best way to sell a tax increase to the voters while making it look as if the commissioners were not responsible. “It’s got to look like we inherited the problem,” Chabothead explained at the time. “Or else there’s no way we’re going to get re-elected.” The plan was for the “Tax Force” to accuse previous administrations of their bad fiscal planning, allow the predecessors to avoid responsibility by denying it, then recommend a tax increase during the following 60 days and still have time to lay the blame on somebody else before the next election. It must’ve been a good plan, because these days in Congress, they’re still using it.
IN CINCINNATI: Our Compassionate Conservative says Channel 9 “Substantially True” News did a bed bug story about Terminix, saying Cincinnati was the proud #1 city for those creepy bed bugs. They interviewed a young Mama, who lives in public housing, a block from City Hall. She said her kids had bites, because the halls, elevator, and apartments were filled with bugs. Anyone experiencing bites from bed bugs should get in contact with pest control Olathe ks, or a closer one as soon as possible. Living with bed bugs can have a detrimental impact on one’s health and any pests should be removed from the home as soon as possible. She said she had been trapped after living there for years (at an over-taxed payer’s expense)! Hey, girlfriend— get yourself a JOB and get out of public housing. When you live with a bunch of pigs, expect bugs, filth and low life. Don’t complain that the board of health isn’t doing its job. Throw everyone out and throw their beds, blankets, clothes, and carpet out after the building is gassed! If the people want results, empty the building and implode it! End of problem! At least, the woman can look forward to a nice street car ride one of these days.
Cincinnati Police are aware that the Village of Delta, Ohio in Fulton County near Toledo (population 3,000) is seeking a police chief who must be a certified police officer in the State of Ohio. That even exceeds Cincinnati City Clown-cil’s requirement to replace Disgraced Former 14-Star Police Chief James Craig, and they’re paying nowhere near $138,170.12.
Beechmont Circle’s left-turn onto Wooster was resurfaced last summer. It’s already wavy and a matter of time before it is back to pre-paving condition. Who did this job and was there a guarantee or warranty that it would last more than a year? If it can’t even last a year, some people might think it was a total wa$te of tax dollar$.
SCAM ALERT IN ANDERSON: Last Saturday, The Blower casually mentioned that Anderson Township trustee who scammed an area restaurant out of $15, and everybody’s been trying to guess his identity ever since.
You know a smart cashier will always lay the bill on the cash register given to him or her by a patron. That way if there’s a dispute, the original bill given to the cashier can be displayed for the customer when giving the customer his change. Word is this trustee gave the cashier a $5 dollar bill to pay his tab. The cashier gave change for the $5. Then this trustee claimed he’d given $20 to the cashier. The cashier said no, that only a $5 bill was given to her, and showed the trustee the original bill which the cashier had placed on the register. The trustee still disputed it and insisted a $20 bill was given to the cashier. The cashier offered to count out the drawer and balance it against the receipts. The restaurant owner, not wanting to fight with the trustee, gave this trustee the additional money to end the dispute. When the drawer was counted out that night, it was short $15. The cashier had been right all along.
So attention area businesses, especially Andy Pappas’ Cleaner Concepts, if a current Anderson Township Trustee comes into your business, make sure you and your employees are aware of this potential scam if the trustee tries to claim that he gave you a larger bill than the one you have in plain sight before your lying eyes.
In other area news, used car sales are off and trustee compensation is very low, forcing some area trustees to look for other sources of income.
- IN A RELATED ITEM: The Anderson Township Republican Central Committee (elected Precinct Executives) will be meeting on July 16 to interview potential candidates, now that “Pouting Peggy” Reis has decided NOT to run for another term as Anderson Township Trustee. Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson can hardly believe the number of e-mails he’s received at russelljackson@fuse from Anderson Trustee Wannabes to schedule their 15 minute interviews to grovel during their presentations next Tuesday.
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders artistic e-newsletter is available exclusively on cyber newsstands today! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features a seriously motley crew of ugly mugs! Check out the assortment below and see if you can guess which felony each one committed. Here’s a hint: One is a child molester, one assaulted someone, one didn’t pay his child support, and the last stole a license plate (yeah, that’s a felony)! To get the answers, check out the Robster’s e-rag.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1804, Thomas Jefferson’s Vice President Aaron Burr fatally shot his long-time political antagonist Alexander Hamilton in a duel, but the only thing you have to worry about our current Joke Vice president shooting off is his mouth. Now you know why Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders had to re-affirm a no-dueling oath when he was sworn into office.- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Mark Twain’s “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are dangerous. Also, sinful. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him.”
GREEDY NUT JOB UPDATE: The CamBoozler says That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (Including the Lisa Wells Fan Club) is waiting to see the jury’s verdict and if anybody else called Crazy Eric’s bimbo client Sarah Jones a “greedy nut job” during the replay of her $11 million lawsuit against that gossip website this week.
And how about Crazy Eric’s recorded tirade with a police officer who dared to give him a speeding ticket that the Crazy One was stupid enough to post on his FaceBook Page. Given that Eric Deters’ step son was killed in a tragic car wreck caused by a speeding driver (a fact everyone knows since Deters didn’t pass on the chance to pander himself in the news yet again), one would think he’d appreciate and support the efforts of Independence and Kenton County Police to curb speeding and other reckless driving in the south end of the county… but if Eric thought like a normal person, we wouldn’t call him “Crazy Eric!” Nope, seems the Crazy One posted an audio recording on Facebook so everyone can listen to him show his proverbial ass to one of Kenton County’s finest. If only the officer had Tazed Crazy Eric. Maybe that would shut him up.
FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about “Cheer Up the Lonely Day” on July 11, when everybody’s supposed to make a lonely person feel loved and wanted. Kane said you should think of someone who might be lonely and try to cheer that person up. Sending cards or making a telephone call is okay, but only if that person lives too far away to visit. What a lonely person really needs is face to face time with other people. Maybe that’s why our good friend Bobby Leach says whenever he’s sad and lonely, the only thing that really cheers him up is when somebody stops by to give him a blow job.
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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our July fund-raising drive from Nik Richie at The Dirty.Com, for publicizing his apology for “causing pain” to Cray Eric Deters’ bimbo client Sarah Jones, who is not really a “greedy nut job” at her $11 million lawsuit retrial against that gossip website this week.
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