Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers   

• Isn’t it a coincidence that the same Disingenuous DemocRATS who couldn’t wait to jump on the ObamaCare Train without reading it, are now calling it the ObamaCare Train Wreck? —Ironic Ike
• Besides delaying the ObamaCare Employer Mandate for a year to help DemocRATS during the 2014 Midterm Elections, what if the Obama administration also just took your word that you qualified for your subsidies without verifying it? —Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters
• It’s amazing that only 75% oppose U.S. involvement in Obama’s Middle East Muslim Gang Raping Mess in Egypt. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
• Doesn’t the break-in at the law firm representing one of the State Department’s Whistleblowers remind you of Watergate? —G. Gordon Liddy  
• We were in favor of Obama’s $100 Million trip to Africa last week trying to sell same-sex marriage to the African-Africans until we heard he was coming back. —American Over-Taxed Payers
• Calling Obama the “Food Stamp President” is still racist, even if 101 Million Americans are now receiving Food Aid from the Federal Government, more than the total number of Private Sector Workers, and the second largest employer in the country is now a temp agency. —The 54% of Adult Americans Who Still Don’t Have Full-Time Jobs
• Obama didn’t win the 2012 presidential election based on superior policies, plans, or promises; Team Obama had superior digital media strategy, voter intelligence efforts, and computer-backed “get-out-the-vote” practices, along with a little help from his friends at the IRS. —Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz
• Be sure to check our “Riot for Trayvon” FaceBook Page so we can kill lots of white people in case America’s First White Hispanic Racist George Zimmerman gets off after murdering a poor misunderstood yoof like Trayvon Martin. —Racebaiters on Cable TV
• The bus for every Black Republican in West Chester will be leaving on Sunday for Monday’s Black American Leadership Alliance – DC March for Jobs/Rally on Immigration. —Cincinnati TEA Party
• What do you think those racial racketeers  thought about the “White History Month sign on that watermelon wagon in the Fourth of July Parade in North Carolina? —The Fayetteville Observer 
• If all the people on the host committee show up at our house for Thursday’s wine-and-cheese tasting event with special guest Republican Ohio Treasurer Josh Mandel, there won’t be room for anybody else. —Crystal Faulkner and Tom Cooney (Living in Sin)
• What Runners in Scoring Position (RISP) Problem? —Dusty Baker (In Third Place a Week Before the All Star Break) 
• How many days in a row do you think we should keep sending out the same old items on our so-called Daily Recent Items E-Mail Newsletter? —Feckless Fishwrappers
• This year’s election to send me packing must be a really big deal, because The Blower is already counting the days, hours, and minutes until the Anderson Township Republican Central Committee’s endorsement interviews next week. —Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien
• Anderson Trustee Wannabes will get a full 15 minutes to grovel during their presentations next Tuesday. —Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson
• Would it be OK if we try to convince one of our big government fighting members like Andy Pappas to be the nominee? —Anderson TEA Party Patriots
• How do I convince voters I’m a “fiscal conservative” while I’m promoting the AFL-CIO Labor Day Picnic on FaceBook? —Disguised DemocRAT John Piehowicz
• Does Anderson Township offer asylum? —The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden
• There’s no way Alison Lundergan Grimes is a DemocRAT running against Bitch McConnell for Kentucky’s U.S. Senate seat. She’s a real babe, unlike the usual Liberal women candidates. —John “No Left Turns in Goshen” Joseph  
• Remember my warning: There will be no post-trial interviews given to any members of the news media if they call my bimbo client Sarah Jones a “greedy nut job” at the replay of her $11 million lawsuit against a gossip website this week. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
• How many more days are there until Bastille Day? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
• Has everybody forgotten that on Saturday’s date in 1789, people in France got a holiday when revolutionaries stormed the Bastille? — Pierre Leach
• Is America’s boycott on French products still in effect? —Goof Doofus
• Saturday’s also the day the CamBoozler always used to join me at one of our favorite fine-dining establishments in Northern Kentucky, Chez Bastille, located at 303 Court Street in Covington. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
• The food was so good, it wasn’t surprising Chez Bastille was so hard to get into. —Whistleblower Food Critic Martin Upchuck
• We understand Chez Bastille has a great wine list. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
• Was that Chez Bastille restaurant approved by Weight Gainers? —Marc Wilson and Scott Pass “The Biscuits” Kimmich  
• Folks who used to eat there all the time say, “Once you were there, you probably would’ve found it even more difficult to leave.” —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders
• Do you know any young men who’d like to learn French? —Vanilla Hills MILFs
• The word “Bikini” is French, isn’t it? —Miss Vicki
• Does anybody know the second line of “The French they are a funny race…?” —Horny in Hebron
• On what date should they celebrate Bastille Day in Kentucky?  —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News
• I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Please don’t ask when The Blower’s Persons of Consequence can see one of my stories. —Ben Swan

Some of Today’s Conservative Political Cartoons

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FRENCH CUISINE HOT LINE

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 Some vile-and-disgusting items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers, like this picture showing how Pierre Leach likes Madame Leach to dress today. 

  Whistleblower Link of the Day

A French Lesson (with offensive jokes)

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