Monday, July 8, 2013
What Ordinary Americans Think About Obama’s “Fiasco for the Ages”
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports Likely U.S. Voters say Obama’s Orwellian-named “Affordable Health Care” is having a drastic effect on Americans’ employment, only 33% expect a stronger economy a year from now, and only 30% say the country is headed in the right direction.
That’s why The Whistleblower rounded up some of our usual suspects. We found them praying for jobs at a candle-light vigil around the Peace Pole in Anderson Township Saturday evening.
We just had to find out what all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Ordinary People thought about their future, since the Obama Administration delayed the Employer Mandate to help protect all those Disingenuous DemocRATS who voted for the Lousy Legislation so they could find out what was in it until after the 2014 Midterm Elections.
Mama Maruska, Retired Homemaker: Things have gotten so bad, my children are out of work. They’ve all moved back home with me along with the grandchildren, and at least with the ObamaTax, they’ll all be covered under the government-approved insurance policy I’ll be forced to buy. 
Porky Dorkman, Student: My teacher (who belongs to an exempted union) said everybody in the class has to go home and tell our parents to call their Republican Members of Congress and tell them to support the DemocRATs’ ObamaTax, even if nobody ever read it to find out what was in it, since it would only cost people who don’t belong to public unions $2 Trillion over the next ten years.
Marlene Mandible, Totally Unemployable: I hope House Speaker John Boehner and those to forget debating about ObamaCare and Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants, at least until they pass a new Farm Bill so I’ll continue to get my FREE Food Stamps every month. 
Norma Rashid, Former TV5 Anchorwoman: If Republican in Congress would only forget about Tax Cuts for the Rich, I could just sit home alone waiting for you-know-who to call, except every time the phone rings it’s just another recorded message from Michelle telling support Obama’s latest unpopular policy. 
Linda Libel, Gossip Columnist: If Republicans in Congress would only forget about all of Obama’s scandals, maybe The Blower would find more space to publish some of the fallout from my salacious scandals, like the new Republican Anderson Township Trustee Candidate who’s now running against Disgraced Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien who masturbated in a Wellborn woman’s car after she gave him a ride home from a party.
Jack Mehoff, Used Solar Panel Salesman: What if the Obama administration also scaled back another of its key healthcare rules, delaying a requirement that verifies income levels of those seeking over-taxed payer subsidies until after the 2014 midterm elections? That way they could just take your word that you qualify for the subsidies.
Suzie Soccermom, TEA Partier: When Republicans in Congress find Obama’s Paid IRS Liar Lois Lerner in Contempt, it will be a rallying cry for TEA Party Conservatives all across the country. No wonder Sarah Palin said, “It’s time to say ‘Enough is Enough!’” Upon their return from the July recess, Congress should act immediately to send that lying bitch to prison.
Reverum Calhoun, Minister: Last year when the IRS can attack Conservatives to help get Obama elected, they go after my non-profit exemption when I told my congregation to call Republicans in Congress and urge them not to vote to repeal the ObamaTax, at the same time I used by pulpit to call them all racists for voting to hold Obama’s Amazing Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt.
Leroy Williams, Racial Racketeer: The president of the local NAALCP and Cincinnati’s Colored Mayor both support Obama. Besides, Obama’s black, and that’s good enough for me. I’m just waiting to see if that racist White Hispanic George Zimmerman gets convicted for a murdering a poor misunderstood yoof like Trayvon Martin, who looks just like the son Obama’s had always wished for, while following the progress on the “Riot For Trayvon” Facebook Page.
Awan Afuqya, Muslim Terrorist Sympathizer: Please don’t ask why the IRS reinstated the tax-exempt status for the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) in time for Ramadan and rubber-stamped other Islamic Groups while targeting Conservatives.
Emily Frump, Retired City Employee: Now that our New Extreme Liberal City Clown-cil is on summer break, will anybody be working to make sure city employees will continue to receive our same-sex marriage benefits, while still wasting millions of dollars on Girly Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly.
Bunky Tadwell, The Bard of Cleves: How’s this for my poem today?
The Supreme Court made a ruling,
A ruling that I dreaded.
Same-Sex Marriage is now OK
And the Constitution has been shredded.
Seedy Diehl, Northern Kentucky Homeless Guy: Since everybody’s forgotten about Obama’s Historic “Bridge Too Far” Campaign Speech in Cincinnati that won’t result in any new bridges being built because money for the Brent Spence Bridge wasn’t even included in the Federal Budget, is it all right if I return to my refrigerator box at the hobo camp and let all you over-taxed payers pay my Medicare expenses under the ObamaTax provisions? 
CH Snitch, 1000 Main Street: This weekend, the Hamilton County RINO Party says all party hacks would gladly be volunteering to walk door-to-door campaigning for their Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate, if only RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP had found somebody to run.
Sid Schlock, Slumlord: If Republicans in Congress would only forget about their “Path to Prosperity,” some of those deadbeats on welfare who live in my run-down property might even be able to afford to pay the rent and I could wangle myself a seat on the CMHA Board.
Ken CamBoo, Northern Kentucky Journalist: People wondering if Dipsy DemocRAT Alison Lundergan Grimes is a serious candidate for Desperate DemocRATS to run against Bitch McConnell for Kentucky’s U.S. Senate seat say, “No way. Alison’s a real babe, unlike the usual Liberal women candidates.” 
TEA Party Tim: After sign the American Legacy PAC’s petition to “Audit the IRS,” TEA Party Patriots will be targeting comprehensive immigration legislation that the House will take up after the Senate passed its “Gang of Eight’s” bill last week 68-32.
Earl Pitts, Taxidermist: How were we supposed to celebrate Independence Day on the Fourth of July, when every time you turn around, Skaggie Maggie and her Idiotorial Board at The Fishwrap are telling you it’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that make America great, it’s our ‘diversity?” 
Ed Norton, Currently Furloughed Northern Kentucky Sewer Worker: Just like That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (Including the Lisa Wells Fan Club), I can hardly wait to read more about watching “Crazy Eric” Deters try to prove his bimbo client Sarah Jones is not a “greedy nut job” at the replay of her $11 million lawsuit trial against a gossip website this week.
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