Monthly Archives: May 2013

Special “Obama’s Scandal Trifecta” E-dition

One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mail first thing each morning to see some of those politically insightful items we’ve received from our equally politically insightful subscribers. Our readers’ comments are extremely helpful for our analysis and interpretation of today’s important top stories.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

And Just Think, Obama’s Second Term Has Hardly Begun 

  • image004With only 1,344 more Scandal Plagued Days to go, Conservative Columnist Bernie Goldberg says he doesn’t like reading the New York Times in the morning because he’s always afraid his head will explode and that would make it difficult to go through the rest of the day (When Is a Scandal Not a Scandal).

People in Cincinnati have much the same feeling whenever they read The Morning Fishwrap. Take Deirdre Shesgreen’s Obama-approved piece (IRS flub blamed on poor management) that attempted to excuse all those so-called low level Obama Supporters in Cincinnati for illegally targeting TEA Party organizations to help Obama get reelected last year was because Obama’s Inspector General claimed the IRS had merely “developed and implemented inappropriate criteria.”

It was also as bad as Sharon Coolidge’s front-page excuses for local DemoCRAT Vote Frauders— they were “confused.” Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters will believe anything.

  • Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says “Most voters believe the IRS’ targeting of TEA Party and other conservative groups was politically motivated and think most of those involved should be severely punished. Curiously, just 16% of Likely U.S. Voters believe Obama’s IRS investigations of these groups were a “coincidence.”
  • image006Wednesday morning’s Drudge Report featured some interesting headlines:

CLAIM: OBAMA CAMPAIGN CO-CHAIR ATTACKED ROMNEY WITH LEAKED DOCS
IRS approved liberal groups while Tea Party in limbo
GOP Rep: Impeachment Not ‘Off The Table’
Prominent Catholic Prof. Claims IRS Audited Her After Speaking Out Against Obama…
Demanded to Know Who Was Paying Her

  • image007Yet at The Fishwrap, all that IRS politically motivated illegality to re-elect Obama was only a “flub.” It’s like The Blower always says. Our Feckless Fishwrappers are just too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to bring you the truth.

Bernie asked “When is a scandal not a scandal?” The Blower wants to know, “When is Bullshit not Bullshit?”

  • No wonder all those comedians on late night TV found it so easy to make IRS jokes Tuesday night.


  • image009In Columbus, TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski says patriots all over Ohio were victims of IRS abuse. If only $tan Che$ley hadn’t been disbarred, what a hell of a class action suit that would be!
  • Meanwhile at the Anderson TEA Party, Angry Andrew says our friends at the Liberty Township TEA Party were the proud recipients of the 388 page questionnaire asking things beyond the bounds of reason. The main stream media are finally beginning to report this, but The Blower wonders if this is just another diversion, hiding what Obama’s been covering up about Benghazi.
  • Saturday is Armed Forces Day, and veterans are wondering what Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup will be sending out a fund-raising e-mail to commemorate the occasion. At least he could advise if any local restaurants are offering freebies to veterans and military folks during Armed Forces Week.
  • Our Conservative Curmudgeon says Cincinnati’s Budget Buffoon Doughboy Honey will close tons of City parks due to a 1/3 cut in next year’s funds. Why doesn’t the City have a yearly sticker for a car (or even a bike) like the county does? The county charges $5 a day or $10 a year to visit county owned parks. It’s just another case of the City just proposing closing instead of finding a way to increase park funding. Sell Burnet Woods to UC so they can build a new basketball arena.
  • Republicans for Higher Taxes condemn the arrest of a father and his adult daughter for having a child together. They say it is hypocritical for a state which claims to support “marriage equality” to deny equality to a loving incest couple. This is typical of the “marriage equality” crowd – they support equality for everyone, except for those they don’t.
  • image009Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1793, Marie Antoinette was beheaded, and anti-taxers recall when “TaxKiller Tom” cut Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s head off the cake when she won the “Marie Antoinette Let ‘Em Eat Cake Award,” which had been bestowed to honor the tax-and-spend RINO politician for her blithe ignorance of the plight of the beleaguered over-taxed payers of Cincinnati and Hamilton County.
  • Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says if you think Deirdre Shesgreen’s Obama-approved puff piece explaining the IRS Scandal and Sharon Coolidge’s front-page excuses for local DemocRAT Vote Frauders will be sure winners in this year’s Society for Unprofessional Journalists Awards, just check out Paul McKibben’s headline “Newport jazz festival this weekend,” which Paul claims will be at Newport on the Levee this weekend. Sorry, Paul, every jazz aficionado knows the world’s best-known jazz festival will be held in Newport, Rhode Island in August again this year, just like every year since 1954.
  • Blower readers were proven correct when yesterday they thought Perry KimBall’s not naming the “new attorneys” for Elmwood Place who called Judge Ruehlman “biased” was just the tip of this week’s bad reporting iceberg at The Fishwrap.
  • Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Sports Fans on both sides of the river were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he planned to attend the Florence Freedom’s Opening Game at Erpenbeck Stadium Thursday night. “You Bet!” Kane said. “Those guys really love the game. It’s not just the money.” “Just think,” added Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall, “The Reds’ Joey Votto gets paid more to show up for one game than all those freedom players together make during an entire season.”

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose what Babe Ruth said, when told that his offered salary was more than President Herbert Hoover’s: “I had a better year than he did.”


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