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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Happy Whistleblower Wednesday in Washington, Everybody!

Everybody’s waiting to hear those four whistle-blowing witnesses scheduled to testify to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today, especially if they tell a story contradicting those noxious notions the Obama administration has been telling for the past eight months to cover up their political cover-up of the murder of those four Americans by murdering Muslim Terrorists at the American Embassy in Benghazi on the anniversary of 9/11.

The 2012 Election may be over, but Obama’s Benghazi Scandal is not. Rand Paul says Hillary is guilty of “dereliction of duty” on Benghazi, but Liberals will be protecting her at all costs. Benghazi will show Disasterous DemocRATS can’t be trusted with life-or-death decisions because they live in denial. Mike Huckabee predicts Obama won’t finish out his second term because of the “cover-up” of the deadly attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi and the former Arkansas governor calls the affair “more serious than Watergate.” But yesterday, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda we really don’t need to start paying attention until Congress starts impeaching Obama over Benghazi-gate in a Fast and Furious manner.

Obama doesn’t seem to be worried, either, since he spent all day Monday on the Golf Course, for an amazing 120th time since taking office, and Tuesday was another “Forget Sequester Day,” when he hopped on Air Force One (costing a mere $181,000 per hour) to travel to Austin, Texas on his Pointless Over-Taxed Payer-Funded “Campaign Style” Jobs Tour while the White House remains closed to the public. Meanwhile, the Mooch told an audience attending her book signing Tuesday that the White House garden is still “semi-open to the public” because visitors can see it through the fence.

Political Perspectives

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1945, both Great Britain and the United States celebrate Victory in Europe Day. Cities in both nations, as well as formerly occupied cities in Western Europe, put out flags and banners, rejoicing in the defeat of the Nazi war machine. It’s hard to imagine anything like that happening during America’s Dark Ages of Obama. That’s why we’re showing you this History Channel video.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Winston Churchill’s “You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”

AND ARE WE MISSING SOMETHING? When a soldier is killed in the line of duty, his family eventually gets a flag and a note conveying sympathy and respect from the United States Government. When a Black pro basketball player announces he’s gay, he immediately gets a personal phone call from the President congratulating him for his courage.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports the Ohio Republican Party Team says when Obama was in Ohio this past weekend to give the keynote address at THE Ohio State University’s Spring Commencement, Obama reminded students about their need to take responsibility for their futures. Ironically though, it’s the very same lack of leadership on his part that has allowed Washington to slide into constant gridlock and a ballooning national debt that’s being passed off to young Americans!

Jay Leno says, “Over the weekend President Obama gave the commencement speech at Ohio State University. He said, ‘I dare you to do better’ — to which the students yelled back, ‘No, we dare YOU to do better. We need jobs!’

AT CINCINNATI CITY HALL: Unqualified City Clowncilwife Pamula Thomas recently sent out a statement to the media declaring she would announce her position on the streetcar by May 13. Republicans for Higher Taxes have already reported that Pam will support streetcar 100% and will vote to spend any and all funds needed to complete the project. For Pam to come to any other decision would require her to think for herself, something that Mark Mallory, Roxanne Qualls, and Tim Burke have explicitly prohibited her from doing, even if she were capable, according to Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop, GOP.

Also in Cincinnati, our reader Edna writes in to say: “We now have all the money for a brass band to play when stupid Cincinnati Police Chief James Craig leaves town for Detroit. We can’t wait for that idiot to leave. While he’s at it, he can take Dough Boy Honey and dainty Mark Mallory with him!”

FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: The Ohio House of Representatives passed its version of the state budget granting The Failed Cincinnati Public Schools an extra $5,000 for the integration of agricultural education. WTF is agricultural education going to do for all da yoofesses attending FCPS? At least CFT “president” Julie SellYourSoul can strap on her feed bag and graze the new cow pastures.

P.S. Stay tuned for the unions to start bitching all about the Ohio So Called Right to Work plan. Wait till you see all of the documents, the scripts, and all the other nonsense that is about to hit Ohio Public Workers…again.

G-UNCONTROL UPDATE: Bluegrass Rifle Association Spokesman Billy Bob Carbine says, “Isn’t it strange that after a bombing, everyone blames the bomber, but after a shooting, the problem is always the gun!”
IN HAMILTON COUNTY: Tuesday, Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters (whose name was misspelled when he was announced as featured speaker at next Monday’s Sam Malone fund-raiser) proclaimed three more Dishonest DemocRAT voter fraud indictments. Margaret Allen, Ernestine Strickland (No relation to our former gayvenor), and Andre Wilson all face the possibility of up to 18 months in prison. Still to come is a statement from Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka calling Deters a “racist.”

Speaking of Dishonest, CH Snitch at 100 Main Street remembers 22 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town) Edition #49, which came out on May 7, 1991 featured a story about how Mickey Esposito’s trial had not yet been sold out. These days at the Courthouse you can’t even find a record of Mickey’s most recent arrest for stealing all that stuff from the Sheriff’s Property Room on Traci Winkler’s Web Page.

LOCAL MEDIA: The Greater Cincinnati Chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists is getting ready to hold its bi-annual election later this month. The election will be held electronically by e-mail between May 20 and May 31, but entries are still due on May 10 for that groups 2010 Best Stories Contest, so you can’t be sure how all that’s going to work out.

And did the Hemp News actually plagiarize that Channel 9 “Substantially True” News story about Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns’ support for legalizing marijuana? You be the judge. And how come neither of those so-called news organizations ran this picture?

PORTMAN WAS A POTHEAD TOO: Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Funk” Portman admitted he smoked weed and used to look like a hippy. Is it any wonder The Robster now supports gay marriage.

TEA PARTY TROUBLES: Somebody (probably not Duffy “The Schmidt Slayer” Beischel) sent us an unattributed item explaining why Republicans are backing away from the TEA Party.

The TEA Party did not bring in the votes in the last election. Republicans lost big when they should have won big. Oh, they had great rallies and wonderful speeches, but the votes were not delivered.

If you want politicians to be beholden to you, then you have to deliver votes and election wins.

Politicians do not want to be associated with groups who bring them losses.

The ironic thing is that some of the TEA Party people will migrate to fringe third-party candidates, taking votes away from Republicans which in turn will assure the Democrats even more wins in the next election bringing working people even more misery.

Anyone who thinks these fringe right-wing parties can actually win is just fooling themselves. It’s a two-party system whether we like it or not. Many have tried to change the status quo, and all have failed.

If Ross Perot could not do it with his billions of dollars, what is a weak TEA Party going to do? Where is Ross Perot’s Party now? Gone. They failed to deliver votes. They failed to deliver wins.

So to the TEA Party activists everywhere – if you want politicians to listen to you and fear you as a group, then you need to deliver election victories. Anything else is simply the illusion of progress.

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders hilariously funny e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now. This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features the usual hoodlums, hooligans, scoundrels, and thieves, including these two felons, Craig Carr and Corey Temple who, in addition to meth and burglary charges (respectively), got extra time tacked on for Escape. But Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff says before anyone starts to worry about the security at Smiling Jailer Terry Carl’s fine facility, know that each of these idiots only escaped from their own home. Seems each was on ankle monitored house arrest pending trial when they cut off their ankle bracelet and ran. So enjoy that extra year or two behind bars. We hope your few hours of freedom were worth it.
LOOKING AHEAD: Tomorrow on Lost Socks Memorial Day, will we finally realize that all that lint in the dryer is the cremated remains of all our missing socks?

And our Good Friend Bobby Leach says on Friday, maybe the Whistleblower Web Poll should ask Moms what they really want on Mother’s Day, like an apology from her children for damaging her vagina. Speak for yourself, Bobby!

FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH where a politician was trying to get some unsubstantiated rumor about his opponent in The Blower, our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was asked why turnout was so extraordinarily low for yesterday’s Stealth Elections to jack up your property taxes in Ohio. May 7 was Primary Election Day in Ohio and not surprisingly, Republicans for Higher Taxes had endorsed every single tax on the ballot. To see which issue you left to somebody dumber than you are to decide, CLICK HERE.

“Maybe everybody was waiting for Robo-calls from the TEA Party to remind them to go to the polls,” Kane explained. “It’s just like what Jesse Ventura always said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to someone ever dumber than you are.”

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