Sunday, May 5, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK showing how the Obama Administration screwed up on the Boston Bombings is the fact that every day brings another revelation of signals missed beforehand. For example, Charles Krauthammer says we now know that there were three agencies of this administration that had information about the brother, the elder brother. CIA, FBI, and the Secretary of Homeland Security said there was a ping in the system when he went over and visited Russia. So — and the fact that not one of the three contacted or exchanged information with the other two is really damning, particularly if you put it in the context of where you’re standing today.- OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was when we learned the wife of the dead Boston Terrorist had Al-Qaeda Magazine and other Jihadist material on her computer. And only now are Federal law enforcement officials sharpening their focus on the widow of the dead suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings. The Blower’s surprised she doesn’t already have her own cable news talk show.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was the Department of Homeland Security ordered new security checks on foreign students because of its failure to stop the friend of the Boston Jihadist from coming back into the United States. Say what you will about George W. Bush, he kept us safe.
- MONDAY in our Special “Honesty Day” E-dition, The Blower retold Rodney Dangerfield’s joke: “The problem with political jokes is that they get elected!”:
This month started with dishonesty, white lies, trickery, with our “Annual Whistleblower Apology E-dition” to celebrate April Fool’s Day, so we’re trying to end the month on a slightly higher note. Tomorrow’s “national holiday” supposedly encourages honesty in the workplace and the marketplace and to honor the honorable” with a focus on “a nationwide emphasis this coming year on honesty to prevent the increasing examples of lying and fraud that are harming society and damaging our nation’s quality of life,” according to the holiday’s creator, M. Hirsh Goldberg, former press secretary to a governor of Maryland.
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says people were asked to rank professions in terms of who is the most honest in the 2012 Gallup Annual Honesty and Ethics Poll. Nurses topped the list, along with pharmacists, medical doctors, engineers, dentists, and police officers.
Still the least honest and ethical among us were Car salespeople, Members of Congress, and advertising practitioners.
Whistleblower researchers have been working around the clock trying to find an “Honest Elected Official” among today’s office holders. The only ones who’ve ever come close to being honest have always been voted out of office for trying to tell the truth.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Veracity Scorecard” E-dition, The Blower asked “why our elected officials always score so low” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Sorry we couldn’t find any “Honest Elected Officials” for yesterday’s “Honesty Day Edition.” —Whistleblower Researchers
It would’ve been easy to make jokes about Obama at Saturday Night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, if only I had the truth. —Conan O’Brien
That’s why we chose Will Rogers, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Obama even joked about his plans for a radical second-term evolution from “strapping young Socialist” to retiree golfer, all with a new hairstyle like first lady Michelle’s Saturday night at the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner. How’s that for being honest? —Obama Supporters in the Press
That’s why I said “I never lie.” —White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
How honest was I when I admitted total ignorance about my Health Care Mandate’s legal issues? —John Gilligan’s Ditzy Daughter Kathleen Sebelius, doing a wonderful job as Obama Secretary of Health and Human Services overseeing Obamacare
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “It’s Mayday in America” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hooray, Hooray, It’s the First of May. Outdoor Boinking Begins Today!”
BY JOVE, I THINK HE’S GOT IT: At Tuesday’s press conference, after Obama had struggled to pass key components of his second term agenda during the first 100 days, did Obama really say, “Maybe I should just pack up and go home?” Even for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Voters Who re-elected him, the last 1,359 days of Obama’s historic administration will seem like an eternity!
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says only 2% favor Congress exempting itself from ObamaCare. Voters couldn’t be much clearer: Members of Congress and their staffers must be subject to the full requirements of Obama’s national health care law, just like the rest of us.
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- THURSDAY, in our Annual “Day of Prayer Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Unfortunately, under the Obama Administration we don’t have a prayer!”
LET US PRAY: Whistleblower Religious Editor Fielding Mellish says today is the 62nd Annual National Day of Prayer, and with still another 1,358 more days of Obama’s Immoral administrator before us, the entire nation certainly have something to pray about, especially those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Voters who re-elected him.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose the words of Mary Washington, mother of our nation’s first president: “Remember that God is our only sure trust.”
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- FRIDAY in our Special “Press Freedom Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “And The Blower is the only publication in the world that’s still free!”
OBAMA’S COVER-UP CONTINUES: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard did his best “Baghdad Bob” impersonation Wednesday when he told Fox News reporter Ed Henry covering up the murder of Americans at the Embassy in Benghazi was no big deal because it happened “a long time ago.” Yeah, right before the 2012 Elections, and that cover-up has continued every day since.
At Human Events, John Hayward wrote: Gaze in wonder as the Memory Hole actually opens before your eyes, with White House spokesman Jay Carney asserting that “Benghazi happened a long time ago.” President Obama is very fond of using human props to make political points, so perhaps congressional Republicans could invite the families of the Benghazi dead to D.C., and dare Carney to repeat this odious nonsense to their faces.
And on Fox News, Charles Krauthammer said, “Benghazi happened a long time ago. That’s the definition of chutzpah. This administration has stonewalled every inquiry and delayed its answers and not released names and told all kinds of stories is now saying, ‘Well, it’s an old story.’ I have argued from the beginning, the administration’s strategy has always been string it out over time and count on the mainstream media being uninterested in the story. And that’s worked up until now. It echoes what Hillary Clinton said at her hearings: What difference does it make at this point?”
Things should really get interesting next week when eyewitnesses with potentially damaging information on the Obama administration’s handling of last year’s terror attack on the U.S. mission in Benghazi will testify at a hearing next week.
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- SATURDAY in our Special “English Version of Our Illegal Aliens” E-dition, The Blower said, “Hooray-O, Hooray-O, It’s Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!”
Non-Hispanic Lower Price Hill residents who don’t yet “Habla Espanol” may not be familiar with today’s mucho grande “Cinco de Mayo Festival.” Today’s “Fifth of May Celebration” gives our maracas-shaking news media something else to hype and commemorates just another Mexican battlefield victory over the French. That victory eventually led to today’s illegal Mexican immigration, the spread of Taco Bell restaurants all over America, and our most recent swine flu epidemic.
Whistleblower Research suggests Cinco de Mayo was created by American Latinos. It’s just like Kwanzaa set to a Latin beat.
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IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
It must be, since your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This month we’re featuring “Gex” Wanker, a bright little 9-year-old Bluegrass boy at Ridgerunner Elementary School, whose cruel classmates continue to taunt him mercilessly, not just because he’s years older than the other kindergartners, but because his name “Gex” rhymed with “Sex.” For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
More Politics Unusual
MORALITY DURING THE DARK AGES OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION: Obama said Thursday that he was “very comfortable” with the Food and Drug Administration’s decision to allow the over-the-counter sale of Plan B, known as the morning-after pill, to females aged 15 and up. And if that doesn’t work, there are always partial birth abortions.- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Ronald Reagan’s “I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.”
- BENGHAZI BACKFIRE: Even as the White House tried last week to move beyond questions about the Benghazi attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2012, fresh evidence emerged that senior Obama administration officials knowingly misled the country about what had happened in the days following the assaults.
- SEQUESTER INSINCERITY: Obama’s favorite Head Start program had an interesting solution for the problems caused by sequestration: low-income children in the program were sent home ten days early. At the same time, 2,800 Head Start leaders spent a total of $752,059 attending a three-day conference in National Harbor, MD.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: Obama made “history” by being the first president to address Planned Parenthood, the nation’s largest purveyor of abortions. Obama did this in spite of the terrible timing, during the Kermit Gosnell trial. But like the Gosnell trial, Obama’s speech drew a blackout: no story on ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, or NPR.
- CROOKS IN CONGRESS: Fox News has learned the names of the self-described Benghazi “whistleblowers” who are set to testify before a widely anticipated congressional hearing on Wednesday. Those “whistleblowers” however, are not part of our staff.
- DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD: At Wednesday’s meeting of the Anderson Township Republican Club Including Newtown and Mt. Washington at the Anderson Government Center, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP not only updated the group on DemocRAT Voter Fraud in Hamilton County, but also latest on his criticism of Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka for endorsing incompetent black DemocRAT women like Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter, attorney Janaya Trotter who last year unsuccessfully challenged Republican Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters, and new Cincinnati City Councilwoman Pamula Thomas.
- OBAMANOMICS 101: 40% Of U.S. College Graduates Are Underemployed. Ironically, these are the same Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span college students who supported Obama in droves and now they can’t get a full-time job because of his policies. How stupid were they? If the election were to be held today, they’d probably vote for him again.
- STATE-SPONSORED TERRORISM: The Tsarnaev family, including the suspected terrorists and their parents, benefited from more than $100,000 in over-taxed payer-funded assistance — a bonanza ranging from cash and food stamps to Section 8 housing from 2002 to 2012. Is Obama’s America a great place to live or what?
CAIR CARES: Terrorist Apologists at the Council on American-Islamic say we should stop our anti-Muslim rhetoric after the Boston Marathon bombings and just because the suspects in the case are Muslim. Imagine the outrage when a Chicago Muslim activist spotted a troubling greeting card featuring an adorable hijab-wearing doll with an exploding message that equates smiling, non-threatening Muslims with extremist terrorists.- OVER-TAXED PAYER SUPPORTED TERRORISTS: So now we find out that the entire Tsarnaev family (Dad, Mom, two sons and two daughters) started receiving government assistance as soon as they set foot in our country. As political refugees they were entitled to settlement assistance from day one. (Section 8 Housing, public healthcare, food stamps etc.) Then their stellar older son impregnated and married the daughter of a doctor, and this new little Muslim family receives 18 months of government assistance. They only came off welfare after the naive young “wife” starts working 70 hours a week while husband Tamerlan stayed home and built bombs and planed to kill and injure the very Americans who have paid for his pathetic existence for the past 12 plus years.
- IRONIC UPDATE: No Cemetery in Boston will accept Tamerlan Tsarnaev.
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “While in Mexico, President Obama plans to promote his immigration policy. Is that really necessary? Seems the last place you have to promote immigration is Mexico. I think they’ve got it down. That’s like going to San Francisco to promote gay marriage.”
- UNION BLUES: According to reports, Hostess management is getting cold feet about avoiding the union entanglements that helped speed the original company’s demise. After initially stating they had no intention of recognizing the previous unions (they had contracts with the Teamsters as well), this week the new owners beat a hasty retreat and issued a mealy mouthed statement promising to open their doors to one and all, regardless of their union status.
- TEA PARTY PRINCIPLES: The TEA Party movement plans to use ObamaCare’s rollout to catapult itself back into political power. TEA Party leaders have been watching closely as Obama and other Disingenuous DemocRATS predict “glitches” in the law’s implementation. Conservative activists see these concessions as a major boon for TEA Party candidates in 2014 as Republicans seek to hold the House and take the Senate.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 56% of Americans think the federal government targets areas that hurt the public the most to increase opposition to spending cuts. Most also think Congress’ quick response to the delays highlights how the legislators look out for themselves first.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says here’s to all the white people celebrating Cinco de Mayo today.
- SHAMELESS SOLICITING: Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose just received another urgent e-mail requesting a $5 donation from Obama’s so-called Organizing for Action and directing all Obama followers to sign a petition demanding an end to gun violence so Obama Supporters in the Press can run a big story with the names of hundreds of thousands of people who aren’t backing down, as the Obama Administration tries to intimidate the 45 Senators who sided with the gun lobby into changing their votes and passing legislation to expand restrictions on gun sales.
More Unresolved Issues
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: In his weekly address filmed this time in Mexico City, Obama said So-Called Immigration Reform would provide Amnesty for the 11 million individuals who are already in this country illegally.- G-UNCONTROL: Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, noting that Obama’s Joke Vice President Joe Biden reportedly plans to revive a legislative push for gun control, challenged him to a debate about policy responses to gun violence.
- RACIAL HEALING: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas says Obama is “Approved By The Elites” because he says what they “expect from a black person.”
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: Jason Collins, the pro basketball player who outed himself as gay this week, will appear alongside First Lady Michelle Obama at a New York fundraiser.
- BABY-KILLING 101: Deliberations in Philadelphia abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell’s murder trial will resume Monday.
- ISLAMOPHOBIA EXPLAINED: The War on Terror is not over. Islam is not a peaceful religion. Racial Profiling works. And Political Correctness kills.
[ NOW CHECK OUT THESE GRUESOME PICTURES COURTESY OF THOSE PEACEFUL MUSLIMS]
Closer to Home
- FLYING PIG SECURITY: Last week, when The Blower asked our good friend Tom Streicher about the “extraordinary” steps Organizers of Cincinnati’s Flying Pig Marathon might be taking to strengthen their security plans for this Sunday in the aftermath of the Boston Marathon Massacre, our distinguished former Cincinnati Police Chief explained: “Acts of terror are designed to dissuade the general population from doing that which they would normally be inclined to do, thus disrupting the comfort level of the majority of a population. If permitted to be successful, this action can have a devastating effect on the economy of a society and be immensely disruptive for a sustained period of time.”
“The best way the average citizen can defeat this aspect of a terroristic threat is to act with defiance by not succumbing to their intended result and enjoying our freedom to attend events such as the Flying Pig Marathon here in Cincinnati. Such action expresses confidence in our democratic way of life, our freedom, and our emergency service workers who are diligently addressing all concerns associated with such events. ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM, AMERICA!!!”
- DEMOCRAT HATE SPEECH UPDATE: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio GOP Chairman-Elect Borges issued the following statement after keynote speaker Joe Rugola of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) Union compared House Republicans to Nazis during World War II at a House DemocRAT Caucus press conference on Wednesday. “Ohio Democrats should immediately apologize and distance themselves from this type of hate-filled rhetoric.” [WATCH THE D-RATS HERE]
Nazis, we understand, are also demanding an apology.
- ALSO IN COLUMBUS: When State Rep-tile Ron Maag and Republicans in Columbus introduced bills on Thursday to make Ohio a right-to-work state, didn’t they know that legislation wasn’t going anywhere? Republicans Peter Beck of Mason; John Becker of Union Township, Clermont County; $tate Rep-tile for $ale Peter $tautberg of Anderson Township; and Lou Terhar, R-Green Township also got themselves on the record as union busters.
- AND IN CINCINNATI: As another week passes, our “Doughboy City Manager” has yet to find a way to save our city police and fireman. But thank God he has plans on how to save his stupid Streetcar.
- TEA PARTY TEMPEST: TEA Party Rabble-Rouser Tom Zawistowski was scheduled to meet on Saturday with Don Shrader, Chairman of the Constitution Party of Ohio, only a week after he was not chosen to be Chairman of the Ohio Republican Party. “TEA Party Tom” says, “I also said that if the ORP did not want to be a political party, we would either find a political party to join or we would start one of our own. My meeting Saturday with Don Shrader from the Ohio Constitution Party is the first step in that process.”
Plus earlier this week, The Blower reported 17 Cincinnati area TEA Party Patriots had blasted local Ohio Congressmen Steve Chabothead and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup after the House passed the Cyber Information Sharing and Protection Act. Now there’s talk that those same TEA Party patriots are disillusioned and no longer willing to work with the Republican Party.
Ray Warrick, board member, Cincinnati TEA Party; Ann Becker, president, Cincinnati TEA Party, West Chester TEA Party; Ted Stevenot, president, Ohio Liberty Coalition, Clermont County TEA Party; Chris Littleton; Jack Painter, founder, Liberty Alliance Cincinnati; Burr Robinson, board, Cincinnati TEA Party and Cincinnati East TEA Party; Andrew Pappas, board, Cincinnati TEA Party and Anderson TEA Party; Brian Willis, board, Cincinnati TEA Party; Shannon Hartkemeyer, board, Cincinnati TEA Party; Judy Guju, board, Anderson TEA Party; Larry Heller, Miami Township TEA Party and Clermont County TEA Party; Joe Daly, Anderson TEA Party; Kelly Kohls, chairwoman, Warren County TEA Party; Bob Turner, Clermont County TEA Party; Jim Lewis, director, West Chester TEA Party; Jack Schrand, Southwest TEA Party; Mike Robbins, Anderson TEA Party.
- SHAM STREETCAR HEARINGS: And what did people think about DemocRAT Mayoral candidate Foxy Roxy Qualls’ “Streetcar Named Stupid” hearing Monday night? The City Manager didn’t have a clue about how cost overruns were to be paid. Tuesday’s recommendations were to steal money from other projects and programs along with raising taxes, and the project cost of the Trolley Folly Boondoggle had spiked up to $180 million, a mere $45 million per mile. Sounds like a great idea for one of Mallory’s silly sitcom scripts when he leaves office early so Foxy Roxy can run as an incumbent.
- OTHER SOREHEADS IN THE SUBURBS: NoTaxJack sent us a link to a new post on Overmanwarrior’s Wisdom (“Lebanon Schools Goes to Court: Shhhhhhh, they are trying to pass another tax levy. And in Beavercreek, John Mitchel says Giambrone and the rest of City Council want us to believe the City Income Tax does not affect our 401k’s, 403b’s and other retirement plans. Nothing could be further from the truth; just ask Albert Einstein, who some say believed “compound interest or time-value-of-money (TVM) is the most powerful force in the universe.
- IN CLERMONT COUNTY: TEA Party Guy Ted Stevenot wonders if you can guess what the top 100 average 2012 salaries were for the Milford Exempted Village and West Clermont School districts. Do you think those schools just might have a stealth tax hike on the March 7 ballot? BTW, has the MILF-ord Board of Education ever done anything to collect all that over-taxed payers’ money they were supposed to get for Obama VP Buffoon Joe Biden’s Mediscare Stump Speech at the MILF-ord High School cafeteria in September?
- IN ANDERSON: TEA Party Patriots are publishing similar information, since the Forest Gump School District is trying to sneak through its own Stealth Tax increase next Tuesday. Don’t say The Blower didn’t try to warn you.
LEGAL UPDATE: When The Blower beat Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ brains out after he tried to sue us for libel, it wasn’t local libel case we covered. Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo remembers 22 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town) Edition #48, which came out on April 30, 1991 featured a story about how the U.S. Supreme Court upheld The Blower’s right to call the now defunct Kentucky Post a “libelous rag.”- ALSO IN NoKY: Boondoggle County Judge Executive Gary NO Moore and Campbell County Judge Executive Steve “Don’t Call Me Carrot-Sticks” Spendery traveled to Frankfort so Spendery could give NO Moore some nursing home beds. Yes, these two “leaders” appeared in a hearing to ask the legislature to approve a run-around of the current regulations for a private business transaction. Both provided testimonies on contradiction to the point where it became an indoor sport for the legislators. Their amendment was denied, but this only came after NO Moore stated he had the roads and this was for his people and Spendery said that he did not need the beds for the next ten years-like NO Moore would give them back. One legislator commented that Spendery had no hope for his county and then mentally locked up both judges when they asked them if the roads just went one way: from Campbell to Boondoggle?
2014 Campbell Judge Candidate Kevin “Give Em Hell” Sell wasted no time issuing a press release after receiving the hearing records. Give Em Hell said he was “sick and tired” of Campbell County always being the sacrificial lamb for the sake of NO Moore and Sendery’s regionalism. NO Moore smiled and said he always likes this approach because he has roads and he did think that I-275 was west bound only. Yes readers, there is a carrot-sticks picture…..this is to be continued.
In other action, The Blower is again ahead of The Fishwrap on late-breaking news in the NoKY GOP. Seems they are having a Lincoln Dinner, but in June. Sources say that Massie, McConnell, and the NoKY Tea Party are the speakers. That’s right, they added the Tea. Area Republicans are wondering what the hell this means and D-RATS have said this is great news as things like this always help them. The Blower is not sure that McConnell actually knows this, but it should be fun to watch
More Political Insight This Week
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STILL CALLING ALL TRI-STATE JOURNALISTS! The Cincinnati Pro Chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists is still looking for Your Best Work from 2010. Send in your entries today. Contact Tom McKee, Greater Cincinnati SPJ President, at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News. - FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Down at the Fishwrap’s Idiotorial Board, they’re trying to spin the noxious notion that Girly Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly is a “good idea with bad planning.” No kidding!
- GOING GALT: doesn’t simply mean getting angry. That would be “Going Postal.” It means having righteous indignation at the injustice of a political system that bails out individuals and institutions for irresponsible behavior and at the expense of those like you who prosper through hard work and personal responsibly.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: It was bound to happen. In the wake of the Boston terrorist attack, liberals are now signing a petition to ban pressure cookers. When are these folks going to understand; pressure cookers don’t kill people, people kill people.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR OFFENSIVE OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the warm spring weather, we found this in his “Tulips and Trollops,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
“It Might As Well Be Spring Fever”
I’m glad that Spring is finally here
It brings some warmer breezes
But it also brings more allergies
With water eyes and sneezes
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower didn’t receive the prestigious UNESCO/Guillermo Cano World Press Freedom Prize on Friday’s World Press Freedom Day. “I’m really shocked,” Kane said sadly. “I thought The Blower has made a major contribution towards journalistic freedom. Maybe it was something we wrote.”- AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll be publishing our Special “Fake Facebook Advisory” E-dition and we’ll still be counting down the 1,355 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday will be wondering when the Stock Market will fall back to Earth “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” take analyze the latest economic conditions.
Wednesday we’ll be watching those three State Department “Whistleblowers” testify about the Obama Administration’s cover-up of the Benghazi Bushwhacking.
Thursday it’ll be “Lost Sock Memorial Day,” and we’ll look for what’s buried in the back of Bobby Leach’s sock drawer.
The first line of Friday’s limerick is: “The Best Way to Celebrate Your Mother’s Day.”
And on Saturday, we’ll be answering the question: “What’s a home without a mother?” The answer may surprise you.
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