Sunday, March 17, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when the top story on every newspaper’s front page in America reported Rob “Fighting for Fagela’s” Portman’s changing his long-held position against same-sex marriages, just because his son was gay.- OUR NUMBER TWO LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when the lead story on every TV newscast in America reported Rob “Fighting for Free Weed” Portman’s changing his long held position against dope smoking because his other son got caught growing marijuana in the back yard of the Portman estate in Terrace Park.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when The Blower reported Rob “Fighting for Fairness” Portman had changed his political affiliation because his wife admitted she’d voted for Obama. All of which led Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception to the conclusion that it was a good thing Portman’s kid wasn’t a serial killer, or The Robmeister might have some serious decisions to make.
MONDAY in our Official “Political Backstabbers Week” E-dition, The Blower asked Is that a dagger in your toga, or are you just glad to see us:
Hurley the Historian says Friday’s the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body. Sounds a little like one of those 2013 Republican Congressional Caucuses, doesn’t it?
Our Quote for Today Committee says “Beware the Ides of March” and “Et tu, Brute” are two of the most remembered lines from all of Shakespeare’s plays.
That’s why the Ides of March is “Political Backstabbers Day.” It’s celebrated as a national holiday by Political Backstabbers and Backstabees (most elected officials have been both), as well as people who’ll knife you in the back just to get ahead, and people in politics you once thought were your friends. The Blower knows who all of you are, and more importantly, you all know that The Blower knows who all of you are. Maybe that’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane always sits with his back to the wall when a big backstabber buys his lunch, especially on March 15. Obviously, he learned backstabbers can only get you when your back is turned.
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TUESDAY in our Special “Political Backstabber” E-dition, The Blower asked for your nominations and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Everybody’s getting ready to celebrate “Political Backstabbers Day” Friday on the Ides of March to commemorate that historic date in 44 BCE when Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed Roman Emperor Julius Caesar in the back, the front, and just about every other place on his body. —Hurley the Historian
People are already sending in their nominations for “Political Backstabber of the Year.” —Backstabber of the Year Selection Committee
Could we nominate each other? —Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters and NAALCP President SMLP Smithermouth
Can we nominate all those people on the grand jury who just indicted Obama lovers Russell Glassop, Melowese Richardson, and Sister Marguerite Kloos for voter fraud? —DemocRAT Vote Frauders
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- WEDNESDAY in in our Official “Backstabber Voting” E-dition, The Blower explained “Best Friend” has ten letters, but so does “Lying Bitch!”
LINCOLN REAGAN REGURGITATION: It was Backstabber Central at the Duke Energy Convention Center when all those backstabbing Tea Party Patriots protested the Hamilton County RINO Party’s choice of Ohio’s ObamaCare-Loving Governor Kasich Taylor to be featured speaker at Monday night’s Lincoln Reagan Day Dinner.
But just how insufferably lame was the Hamilton County GOP’s Lincoln-Reagan dinner? Our Recovering Republican says after numerous complaints about a long and drawn out production last year, the program moved along very quickly. Featured speaker the Obama-care-loving Republican Governor John Kasich Taylor even kept his remarks under an hour for once.
With a UC College Republican President saying the prayer and the XU College Republican President and Judge Melba Marsh’s Long-Lost Daughter leading the Pledge of Allegiance, National Anthem singer CatheRINO Smith Mills, late of Chairman Alex’s lap, was one of the older people on the stage for once. The crowd had a decidedly young flavor to it. With tables set for 450, the crowd was at best 350 and it seemed as if every college student within 50 miles willing to admit to voting for Romney was in attendance. The number of people who actually paid for tickets might have exceeded the 30 or so Tea Party Protesters outside.
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THURSDAY, in our Special “Papal Politics” E-dition, The Blower covered this week’s big Election.
There are no big political primaries this month, so political junkies will have to be content following the election of a new Pope in Rome. Father Guido Sarducci says on Tuesday cardinals had not yet selected a new Pope after three ballots during their conclave to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month.
Hurley the Historian says, “Technology has advanced in 2013, so that we’ll now find out the latest cardinal communications by black smoke, white smoke, and text alerts.” Next thing, they’ll want to develop an ap.
And our Quote for Today Committee chose Pope John Paul II’s “The future starts today, not tomorrow.”
Papal Elections are just another excuse for Liberals in the Press to rail against Catholics, and all other religions for that matter…as if they ever really needed a reason. But now many Obama Supporters are urging Obama to run for Pope. What better way to destroy an organization you don’t like than to be elected to lead it and then totally ruin it? Obama has certainly demonstrated his ability to do that with the United States Economy during the past four years.
The idea that an American could become Pope was once thought to be so outlandish that it was dismissed out of hand by informed observers of the Holy See. But the world has changed, and new circumstances have arisen which make it plausible for an American to lead the Roman Catholic Church.
Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican’s highest office. Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. “That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway,” Obama noted. Continuing, he concluded, “And there’s no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Illinois.” Further questions should be directed to Obama’s Papal Campaign Manager, Abdul Azeem Khan.
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FRIDAY in our Special “Political Backstabbers Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Don’t say we didn’t warn you!”
The big day has finally arrived, and you Backstabbers will finally get some of the recognition you deserve. Hurley the Historian says today’s the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body.
All this week nominations have been flooding in for The Blower’s “2013 Backstabber of the Year Award.” Obama doesn’t need a special award. Anybody who’s not a Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporter realizes Obama’s been stabbing America in the back for years, just like all those Obama Supporters in the Press.
In Congress, it was too hard to choose just one backstabber, although all those people who worked on “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s campaign and didn’t get jobs might disagree.
Clermont County Cronies wanted to know if “Mean Jean” Schmidt really called Governor Kasich Taylor the minute she heard that State Board of Education member Jeff Hardin had passed away trying to secure his spot on the state school board, and if she somehow got the job, would she would use the entire $4,000-a-year stipend to pay off those illegal legal fees she got from those Turkish Terrorists?
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SATURDAY in our Official “Wearin’ of the Green” E-dition, The Blower asked if Trish the Dish really said it doesn’t look like Spring because St. Patrick didn’t see his shadow:
If only Saint Patrick were alive today, he could stop in at the White House, Congress, your State House, every city hall and courthouse in the tri-state, and especially at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, where we need to get rid of some of the biggest snakes in history. And if he could a couple of spare minutes, he could also do something about the League of Women Vipers. He could’ve stopped Thursday night to see Kevin O’Brien at the Anderson Township Trustees meeting, too. With a wave of his staff, he could give this traditional Irish Blessing, and what a wonderful world it would be:
“May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face. The rains fall soft upon your fields, and, until we meet again, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!”
Hurley the Historian says tomorrow is officially St. Patrick’s Day in Greater Cincinnati. That’s when people of Irish descent will have too much to drink, or as former Cincinnati Mayor Quisling Charlie Luken calls it, “Sunday.” Quisling wants to make St. Patrick’s Day a real holiday, where people who drink too much can stay home and get paid for their hangovers. Charlie Windbag was having his volunteers call around to find 10 white people to march with him in the St. Patrick’s Day parade this weekend to try to offset the 632 black people he already had coming. Downtown street vendors were selling Shamrock bracelets made of pure Irish gold. How could you tell? Your arm turned green as soon as you put them on.
In Washington, our DC Newbreaker says St. Patrick’s Day just haven’t been the same in Congress this week since Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt won’t be there without her makeup.
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RECOVERING RINOS: This weekend, many Republicans were totally ignoring that meaningless 2016 Presidential Straw Poll being conducted at the Conservative Political Action Committee Conference in Washington, where Kentucky Senator Rand Paul came in first and Florida Senator Marco Rubio came in second. 23 so-called Conservatives were on the list. How many votes do you think Rob “Fighting for Fagelas” Portman got?- MORE WHITE HOUSE HYPOCRISY: The White House denied any hypocrisy in President Obama’s wooing of Republicans and then speaking to donors and activists mobilized to support his priorities.
- DUMBED-DOWN DEMOCRATS: Every Senate Budget Committee DemocRAT voted against a Balanced Budget, when they voted to raise taxes by $1 Trillion and increase Spending 62% over the next decade.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: On Friday, White House correspondent Peter Alexander proclaimed Ohio U.S. Senator Rob “Fighting for Fagelas” Portman “…is now joining a “growing list” of Republicans to come out in support of gay marriage.” That list in the U.S. Senate now has exactly one name—Portman’s.
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “Pope Francis was the runner-up to Pope Benedict in the last election. And this time he got elected. You know what that means? There’s still hope for Mitt Romney.
- UNION BLUES: Friday evening, Cincinnati Fire Fighters Union Local 48, announced that the union would not participate in the St. Patrick’s Day parade because the Catholic Parade Committee, which does not approve of gay marriage, is not allowing a gay rights group to participate. Five Gay-Pandering DemocRAT City Clown-cil Members (Squealback, Qualls, Young, Simpson and P.G. Sittenfeld) were also out of step.
- TEA PARTY PRINCIPLES: On March 21, a Joint Effort of The Cincinnati East Tea Party, Anderson Tea Party, Liberty Alliance Ohio, and Women For Liberty plan to join forces to contact voters in Ohio $tate Rep-tile FOR $ALE Pete $tautberg’s 27th District to present a Plan To Deny Governor Kasich’s Proposal To Expand Medicaid or “Managed Care” in Ohio.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says beware of the new elites who are rewriting the rule book, so that special privilege takes the place of hard work The United States is supposed to be a land of opportunity where everyone can pursue their dreams but those on top today are busy rewriting the rules to limit entry into their club.
- CLOWNS IN CONGRESS: GOP House Speaker John Boehner is scheduled to go one-on-one with ABC News’ Martha Raddatz in a “This Week” Sunday exclusive after Obama visited with Republican lawmakers this week, and the partisan divide over the country’s financial future is wider than.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on yesterday’s date in 1968, the My Lai massacre took place in Vietnam, and WLW Hate Radio Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham says he remembers it was a really big deal, because heard about it all the way up in Saskatchewan.
Obama’s Economy
OBAMANOMICS 101: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus can’t stop wondering exactly, what is the underlying purpose of Obamanomics, and how would we know? All that economic recovery, growth, prosperity, and equality are nowhere in sight.- WALL STREET WEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says the Stock Market is doing pretty well these days. But what about the 7 million Americans who lost their jobs since the equity index last visited the 14,000 level? Or the 20 million additional Americans who are on food stamps since October 2009?
- ROMNEYDAMUS WAS RIGHT: 2012 Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney was greeted with a hero’s welcome among grass-roots activists at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday. Earlier in the week, Pope Francis was elected after having come in second in the balloting for Pope Benedict, who just resigned. Hang in there, Mitt—you’ll make it yet!
More Unresolved Issues
- G-UNCONTROL: Bluegrass Rifle Association Spokesman Billy Bob Carbine says, “We don’t need Gun Control, we need Biden.” Watch this video.
- ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: More than a third of the 342 illegal immigrants released from detention facilities in Arizona last month were convicted criminals, and one of them was categorized as a Level 1 offender, the highest risk, according to data released by the federal government Friday.
- RACIAL HEALING: The Rhymin’ Reverends once again boycotted this year’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Local NAALCP President SMLP Smithermouth says police would be racially profiling all the Black Irish who wanted to participate. One of WLW Hate Radio racists-in-residence who is not a Person-of-Consequence said it was because they don’t like being called “Irish Jigs.”
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: Breaking News! Contrary to what Liberals would have you believe, 44 of the 45 Republicans in the U.S. Senate do not approve of gay marriage. Also, we just heard that the Cincinnati Police Department now has a full-time officer assigned to the chief’s office as an official liaison to the Gay and Lesbian Coalition.
- EDJUMACATION: Obama Education Chief Arne Duncan’s claim of teachers getting Sequester Pink Slips in West Virginia was just another bald face lie you’ve come to expect from the Obama Administration.
Buckeye Blues
IN OHIO: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio RINO Party Chairman Bob Bennett called for a complete investigation of the Columbiana County treasurer’s office where, he said, Dishonest DemocRATS have been playing musical chairs with the county treasury while local taxpayers are left standing in the cold. The Blower is now calling for a complete investigation about where in the hell Columbiana County is.- VOTER FRAUD IN OHIO: Cincinnati poll worker Melowese Richardson is getting to be so famous across the country for her eight counts of DemocRAT Voter Fraud, is Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka now considering making her the local party spokesperson?
- REPTILE REPORT: The U.S. Department of Labor may have cleared Republican State Rep-tile Pete Beck of any wrongdoing in a fraud case that federal agency was investigating, but the Ohio Ethics Commission’s investigation is still ongoing, The Blower’s investigation into the money Beck glommed onto for $tate Rep-tile FOR $ALE Pete $tautberg.
- PORTMAN’S LEGACY: Poof!
- SHAMELESS SOLICITING: Contributions to your Congressman are not deductible for income tax purposes. Federal law requires political committees to use their best efforts to obtain and report the name, mailing address, occupation and employer of individuals whose aggregate contributions are in excess of $200 in an election cycle. Contributions from foreign nationals and corporations are prohibited.
‘Round Downtown
THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): City of Cincinnati Over-taxed Payers are paying for 11 over-charging attorneys that did battle with single-handed Plaintiff’s attorney Curt Hartman at Friday’s big hearing in Judge Robert Winkler’s Courtroom for the preliminary and permanent injunction in the case of McQueen v. Dohoney, the “Parking Meter case.” One of the attorneys (Former GOP Chairman George Vincent) has his name on the pleadings and Current Hamilton County RINO Party Boss, Alex T., Mall Cop GOP is a member of Vincent’s firm, which no doubt attempts to send a message to intimidate Judge Winkler. How many attorneys’ names will be on the brief when the City Appeals the honorable Judge Winkler’s Solomonic (exhibiting or requiring the exercise of great wisdom, especially in making difficult decisions) ruling in the renowned jurist’s biggest landmark case since Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters unsuccessfully sued The Blower. Is this case headed to the Court of Appeals or what!- LOONY LIBERTARIANS: Foxy Roxy’s campaign manager Jens Sutmoller (we think iot’s a guy) pulled first dirty trick of the Cincinnati Mayoral campaign by setting up a meeting with Cincinnati media and community organizations to discuss debates, but did not notify Libertarian Candidate Jim Berns, the only candidate actually on the ballot for Mayor of Cincinnati.
- OPENING DAY PARADE: Many folks are mad at the President of the Findlay Market Merchants Ned Luken for limiting the number of positions in this yeas parade. Luken said the idea started when he caught “Mean Jean” Schmidt sneaking in line without paying back in 2006. Since then other undesirables have been hopping the line and it was just get out of hand. Luken says to blame it all on Mean Jean. He need not worry, we always do.
- INCIVILITY AT UC: The third occurrence of the “Beyond Civility Side-by-Side Series” took place Tuesday night at the University of Cincinnati featuring former Ohio Republican Secretary of State Buckwheat Blackwell and former Disgraced DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor Jerry Springer. When he was on campus, do you think Springer was interviewing some of the skanks who posed for those vile-and-disgusting Vagina Photos for his equally vile-and-disgusting TV Show? Several of the sluts who posed for those photos declined Springer’s offer, saying it was one thing to have their pussies on big posters, but they had to draw the line somewhere.
- PUTTING THE SIN IN CINCINNATI: Jerry Springer also says parking in the Casino garage may be free all night, but not the streetwalkers you’ll see strolling outside the place.
- RESTAURANT REVIEW: Whistleblower Culinary Editor Martin UpChuck says young and hip restaurateur David Falk has taken over the Old Maisonette location to open a new Boca. It must be bitter sweet to Michael Comisar who is now managing the Dearborn County Country Club.
- CUSTOMER DISSERVICE: It was easier to find out how to make a claim to Cincinnati, for pot hole damaged car, than it was to find this website to report a pot hole before it grows to the size of Oakley. They send you an automatic reply that your pothole request will be fixed and will notify you when it has been fixed. So far the pot hole, I sent in last week, started as a foot wide and a foot deep and is now three feet wide and deep enough to have three high way cones in it.
- HAMILTON COUNTY RINOS: Now that the protest at the Hamilton County RINO Party Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner is only a fond memory, everyone’s looking forward to March 23, when the RINOs hold their so-called “Campaign School.” Former volunteers on “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s campaign wonder if they’ll be teaching you how to get a job in the candidate’s office after you help get him elected.
- CONTINUING THE LINCOLN-REAGAN DAY DINNER REVIEW: Memo to Chairman Alex TryinToFoolYou: you can have a handful of young adults serving as window dressing at your big dinner, however it doesn’t obscure the fact that the Republican youth movement in Hamilton County has become virtually non-existent under your watch.
Though not all his fault, much of this decline is due to the divisive and inept leadership of Chairman Alex T. Alex has actively thwarted the kind of bold, outside-the-box thinking that young GOP clubs need to thrive and systematically marginalized those who have the unique leadership skills required to effectively lead such a club. Alex has a borderline-psychotic demand for “loyalty” (to himself) and expects club leaders to run everything according to the party line (determined by him). Among the problems with this Chavez-style approach is that any club run in this manner is guaranteed to be unappealing to young adults. Even worse, Alex T was behind the idea to start multiple Republican youth organizations which has been divisive and prevented any one of them from becoming strong.
There are currently THREE Young Republican organizations in Hamilton County, and they’re all useless. The Blue Chip Young Republicans haven’t met in months and have nobody who wants to run it. There’s the Young Republican Women of Cincinnati, which largely consists of a few political neophytes who work in the marketing industry, half of whom are already a double bypass waiting to happen. And let’s not forget about the party-backed “Leadership Council,” a snob group with a $500/year membership fee whose only ongoing activity is meeting once-a-month for lunch. Needless to say, their membership is as small as their impact. If Alex T had any leadership skills, he’d start working to unify these three clubs into one so maybe they’d have a chance to rebuild this county’s once-strong Young Republican movement. But then he’d lose his precious control, so Alex would rather control three crappy groups than have to work for the support of one strong organization.
As for the local College Republican clubs, a good day for them is getting two members to show up at an event to take people’s coats or lead the Pledge of Allegiance. And don’t even ask about high school Republican clubs – the local GOP has no interest in them even when they have volunteers who want to help them get started. In short, the Hamilton County RINO Party’s appeal to youth activists is terrible, and having a few of them lead the Pledge of Allegiance and Invocation doesn’t obscure it.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: Republicans for Higher Taxes celebrate the return of The Twinkie, which is expected to return to stores this summer. They wish Mean Jean Schmidt could make the same triumphant return.
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says for once, Republicans for Higher Taxes havebacked The Blower on something. They are asking Tracy Winkler where she is hiding the missing Mickey Esposito files.
- FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Is Failed Cincinnati Public Schools Superintendent Mary Moneybags Ronan really shaking down school district vendors for contributions of $5,000 each, like somebody is charging?
- LEGAL BRIEFS:James “The Rock” Bogen says it’s “Sad to see that U.C. Law School has fallen further in the rankings to #80. It was #43 when I applied back in 1999.
- HOW ABOUT THEM REDS?: Typical Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather says Dusty’s boys are really showing what they’re made of during Spring Training this year. The team is already in last place at 5-14.
Soreheads in the Suburbs
REPUBLICANS WITH GUNS: On the final day of the Conservative Political Action Conference just outside Washington, Sarah Palin compared Obama to Bernie Madoff, sipped from a Big Gulp and joked about her Gun Rack, and Bobby Leach said her rack still looked pretty good to him.- IN ANDERSON: The Anderson Tea Party wants everybody to know that Tuesday’s monthly ATP meeting has been cancelled so members and friends can engage in some other critical items, like Monday’s Forrest Gump School Board Meeting, where tax-hikers are going to tell me lies about their stealth tax increase in only 51 more days. Tuesday night, Patriots can all hop in their cars and caravan down to Portsmouth where local resident, Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen will be the featured speaker at the Scioto County Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner.
- FREE TAX HELP: With Tax Day on April 15 now less than a month away, the Anderson branch library finally received its annual supply of IRS 1040 Tax Forms for all those patriotic people who just can’t wait to cheat on their own taxes. Now you may grab a batch and head to the offices of H&R Wenstrup at 7954 Beechmont Avenue, directly across the street from the Anderson Tea Party Headquarters, where they’ll be glad to help you fill out the forms.
- ALSO IN ANDERSON: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Darryl Parks says he’s not sure if Salem Hardware has any of those “VOTE NO” signs to show you oppose the Forest Gump School District’s Secret Tax Hike. but if you ask, he’ll surely tell you “Anybody who votes for a school levy is stupid.”
And can someone tell us why there are 18 sheriff cars parked, at noon on 3/15/12, behind the Anderson Fire Station/Recycle/Old Folks Center/ Sheriff office? Does every deputy have his own car and only two patrol at a time are the rest inside watching porn or playing poker? Can’t they share and sell off 15 cars? Seems like a waste of funds when the County isn’t flush with coins. Our Penny-Oinching Over-Taxed Payer has been at the recycle at all times of the day and night and there are always 18-20+ cars at this location.
- OUR CLERMONT COUNTY CRONY wanted to know if “Mean Jean” Schmidt really called Governor Kasich Taylor the minute she heard that State Board of Education member Jeff Hardin had passed away trying to secure his spot on the state school board, and if she somehow got the job, would she would use the entire $4,000-a-year stipend to pay off those illegal legal fees she got from those Turkish Terrorists?
- ALSO IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Despite claiming he is 100% percent, State Rep-tile John Becker was seen Sunday evening at a banquet in support of a national pro abortion, pro lesbian and pro gay marriage organization. He even participated in the awards ceremony. Folks in Clermont county have come to find out that Becker will not let an event with free alcohol and food pass him by and from the looks of Clermont County Commissioner Ed Humphrey, he sure the hell doesn’t.
- DRONES OVER DOWNTOWN: Sheriff Neil says at the request of the St. Patrick’s Day Parade Committee, one of his drones equipped with Gaydar was flying over downtown on Saturday to make sure there were no Sodomy Rites Supporters marching in the parade.
- OUR SNITCHES ARE EVERYWHERE: While Deer Park Council Member / Citizen’s for Community Values Lackey Charlie Hassle was in DC on business last week, our SOTUS Snitch saw him and a few others leaving a closed door, two-hour meeting with Father Putka and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas (yes, THAT Courthouse), What do you think all that was about?
Meanwhile on the South Shore
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: This week, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders Irish-for-a-day e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features the usual scum bags, hoodlums, thugs, and druggies, but no leprechauns despite being dubbed as a “St Patrick’s Day E-dition.” The Robster did, however, feature one felon who appears to be a yard gnome which is certainly the next best thing.- STANDING BY THEIR RAND: Real Republicans in Northern Kentucky are wondering if Senator Rand Paul will now become the new national spokesman for the Republican Party, and comments Ashley Judd made in 2010 comparing the mining practices of Kentucky’s coal industry to rape could sink her much buzzed-about Senate candidacy before it even begins.
- LEGAL UPDATE: That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) says “Crazy Eric’s” not doing so well in two recent cases involving former clients.
Last week Judge Kubicki dismissed his case against a former client who terminated him when she was repeatedly unable to reach him in a wrongful death case in Indiana. In the case, Deters signed a complaint in a state where he is not licensed to practice, and never even sought permission to practice. Surely the Indiana Bar Association should hear about this from one of The Blower’s Persons of Consequence. Incredibly, Eric’s frivolous lawsuit against his former client held up the distribution of the settlement reached by an actually competent lawyer.
In the other case (pending before Judge Ghizzy), in which he is being sued for keeping proceeds from a lawsuit he was not entitled to, Crazy filed an answer claiming payments by his former client’s insurance company were gifts. WB readers can see where that one is headed, too.
Hey, Eric? Why do the lawyers on your website keep changing? It’s like a carousel over there.
More Political Insight Today
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Metro Mole reports down at The Fishwrap, Publisher Skaggie Maggie says, “After more than 170 years, thousands of conversations with readers and advertisers and years of planning, we’re excited to introduce your new Enquirer on Monday.” Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says, “You mean it took one hundred and seventy years to shrink the Enquirer down to the size of a roll of Charmin?” How small is it? You can’t even beat (train) a dog with it anymore.- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Mark Twain’s, “You take the lies out of him, and he’ll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he’ll disappear.”
- GOING GALT means It means taking the moral high ground by explicitly rejecting as evil the premise of “self-sacrifice” that they sell to you as a virtue— in fact “self-sacrifice” is an invitation to suicide.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #91 says you should turn up at your local Muslim outreach program by wearing an “I’d rather be Waterboarding” t-shirt.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the Vernal Equinox Day, we found this in his “Lust in My Heart,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
Wrongs of Spring
These first happy days of Spring
Have promise of what nights will bring.
We’ll go out beer swilling
With girls who are willing
To have that ring-a-ding-ding.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about all those Backstabber nominations The Blower’s been receiving, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “God must really like Backstabbers, because he made so many of them.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday will be the Special “Let’s All Go on Spring Break” E-dition and we’ll already counting down the 1,405 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday will be our Tenth Anniversary of our first “Shock and Awe” E-dition, and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably be from some of the biggest backstabbers in the business.
Wednesday is the day Spring officially arrives, which means there will be some slight mention of either the Vernal Equinox or BB&BJ Day.
Thursday we’ll be giving you a list of politicians not to turn your back on.
And the first line of Friday’s limerick is: “On Wednesday, it was BB&BJ Day.”
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