Monday, March 4, 2013
And Republicans Were On a Roll
- Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says on this weekend last year Republicans all over Ohio were looking forward with hope and optimism because the GOP had all those great presidential candidates.
Any one of them could’ve beaten Obama. We heard about it every day on Faux News.
The Blower was even counting down the days until the election.
Now we’re looking forward to another “1,418 Days of a Divided America during Obama’s Second Term.
If only somebody had figured on all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who are now getting exactly what they voted for. Some people today even call them “Low Information Voters” because of how stupid they were. Maybe that’s why The Fishwrap publishes its endorsements on the weekend before an election.
- Something else everybody was looking for on the weekend before the 2012 Ohio Primary Election was our Feckless Fishwrappers traditional last minute hit piece, because every weekend before an election since That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch first ran for Congress, “Mean Jean” Schmidt had benefited from a scurrilous attack in The Fishwrap smearing on one of her opponents.
Sometimes, Skaggie Maggie (shown at right with Her Meanness) assigned Hawaiian Hottie Maya Ruin in Washington to wield her hatchet. Other times, Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Disbarred Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley joined in on the fun.
Which is why The Blower took this shot at The Fishwrap in last year’s Monday Special “Indecision 2012” E-dition: Unlike the so-called mainstream news media such as Skaggie Maggie’s Feckless Fishwrap (whose totally discredited political endorsements and news coverage are so often interchangeable), The Whistleblower continues to present facts, opinions, viewpoints, and analyses on all sides of an issue. And did you ever notice, the only thing stupider than those political stories you see on line, are some of the comments? Good luck, Skaggie, trying to get those people to pay for your on-line content later this year.
- In Ohio’s Second Congressional District, Real Republicans were wondering about “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Henpecked Husband Peter, especially after The Campaign for Primary Accountability began spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to tell GOP Primary Voters how our Bitch-in-a-Ditch promised to oppose the $700 billion corporate bailout, but voted for it anyway, because Peter was employed by Smith Barney, whose parent company, Citigroup, received $50 billion from the bailout she voted for.
- Nevertheless, in March 2012, during the final days of last year’s primary campaign, the utter arrogance of the Schmitheads had really begun to show. That’s when Mean Jean’s News Flack Barrett Brunsman failed to intimidate Rory Ryan, Publisher & Owner of the Highland County Press (“We’ll stand by Wenstrup endorsement”).
- Meanwhile, on Mean Jean’s Ohio Election Eve Web Page, the most embarrassing elected official in Southwestern Ohio history (including Jerry Springer) was seen with both 2012 Republican Presidential frontrunners: Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum. Do you think she told them both she supported them?
- The Blower thinks “Mean Jean” should’ve shown Award Winning Photo Journalist Artis Conception’s picture of her at last year’s State of Disunion Address, where there still seems to be some dispute about what she actually said to Obama. Mean Jean’s e-mail at over-taxed payer expense was a contrived explanation of her tongue-wagging at Obama’s State of Dis-Union Campaign Rally before Both Houses of Congress.
- So where was the explanation for that Fox News microphone recording of Old Wrinkle-Puss’ actual words sucking up to Obama by telling him what a wonderful job he was doing?
- And how about that look-alike sample voting guide scandal in Clermont County? Our Clermont Crusader said it would be funny if the treasurer of the PAC distributing the bogus voting guide was the Miami Township Clerk (that is now called the Fiscal Officer), the same Miami Township where “Mean Jean” got her start. Coincidence, we think not!
- So it looks like Maggie/Che$ley/Cunningham cabal that always tries to cover for That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch didn’t extend to Hillsboro in 2012.
There, when you lie (as cited in each campaign by the Ohio Elections Commission) cheat and steal (as exposed by the Congressional Ethics Committee), Highland Countians don’t think that automatically qualifies you for an endorsement.
While only Maggie’s Minions, and Che$ley’s cronies, and WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham might still continue to cover up for the most embarrassing elected in Southwest Ohio History (including Jerry Springer).
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SNL Sequestration Skit-Obama: “I Really Have No Idea How Money Works”
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