Saturday, March 2, 2013
What a Difference a Year Makes
NO WONDER ALL THOSE ROMNEY SUPPORTERS ANONYMOUS ARE STILL SO DEPRESSED: Think of how much things have changed since last year on the first Saturday in March when Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said it was only three more days (and about 427 more robocalls) until Super Duper Tuesday on March 6, 2012, and you could feel the excitement in each one of our 88 counties. All over Ohio, so-called political writers and talking heads on TV were again telling us “It’s the most import Ohio Primary Election in history,” because after all, isn’t our state motto “Ohio, the Gall Bladder of It All?”
Three of the four 2012 Presidential Hopefuls would be flying around the state today looking for votes. Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum would be attending the taping of Fox News’ Huckabee show Saturday at the former DHL facility in Wilmington where more than 8,000 people had lost their jobs when Obama caused the place to be closed.
Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney would even be in Cincinnati. Rick’s free event at the Crowne Plaza in Blue Ash was at 9:30 A.M. and “All the Free Ribs You Can Eat with Mitt” began at the Montgomery Inn Boathouse at 6:15 P.M.
These events were such a BFD, down at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s DemocRAT Errand Boy Ashwin Corattiyil even sent out an e-mail to promote both events in the order of their appearance.
Republicans were really happy looking forward with hope and optimism because the GOP had all those great presidential candidates. Any one of them could’ve beaten Obama. We heard that every day. The Blower was even counting down the days until the election. Now we’re looking forward to another “1420 Days of a Divided America during Obama’s Second Term.”
If only somebody had figured on all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who are now getting exactly what they voted for. Some people today even call them “Low Information Voters” because of how stupid they are, but far be it for The Blower to repeat such scurrilous statements.
On current issues, regarding Sequester Madness, with all those bargains is telling us his administration is buying us with that paltry $85 Billion, how about if we keep the Sequestered Programs and get rid of the rest of that $1.7 Trillion a year Obama is blowing on everything else.
- Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said somebody must’ve seen something interesting in the Ohio Second Congressional District poll numbers last year at this time, or else why would That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt actually have been buying last-minute TV commercials to tell voters she’s “Above Reproach” after her opponent, war hero “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup, donated so much of his own money to his campaign.
- Meanwhile, all those Dumbed-down, Self-absorbed, Media-influenced, Celebrity-obsessed, Politically-correct Uninformed Short-attention-span Registered Voters were waiting for those endorsement idiotorials in The Fishwrap to see who they tell them which candidates they should support.
And Angry Andrew’s Anderson Tea Party Members would be watching re-broadcasts of CFK-TV’s Political Science Theater 2012 to see who won that big debate in Newtown on Ronald Reagan’s birthday the previous month. [WATCH IT HERE]
Ecologists said it’s a good thing all that mudslinging would soon end, because The Ohio Department of Natural Resources feared drastic ecological consequences to the beaver population and aquatic wildlife due to an acute shortage of mud. “We think it has something to do with that million dollars worth of negative ads the Ohio GOP House Caucus is spending to protect lackeys like $tate Rep-tile for $ale Peter $tautberg against ‘TaxKiller Tom’ Brinkman,” the ODNR spokesman explained.- And think about how many gazillions of dollars the Ohio RINO Party was spending to keep their stooges on the Republican State Central Committee. Maybe that’s why The Blower said that money would be better spent battling Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS between then and November.
Concerned Citizen Volunteers were going door-to-door with their Green Door Hangers telling Anderson Over-Taxed Payers that the school administration and teachers were illegally using school property and public resources to influence the vote for the Forest Gump School’s humongous tax hike so township property owners of $200,000 houses could pay $2,000-a-year to support the greedy teachers and administrators. School Nazis were tearing down “Vote No” signs property owners had picked up for free at Steve Duffy’s Salem Hardware. And on WLW Hate Radio, Darryl Parks was telling people “Anybody who votes for a school levy is stupid.”- Meanwhile, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo said he hoped there would be this much excitement in 80 days when Kentucky’s 45 GOP delegates were chosen, in case Romney hadn’t wiped out the rest of those clowns by then.
- This year there are no Super Duper Republican Primary Elections scheduled for next Tuesday, and local politics are more subdued. However, with Loony Libertarian Jim Berns careening all over the deck like a loose cannon, the September 10 Special Cincinnati Mayoral Primary Election is starting to get a little interesting and Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception is now commenting on this week’s crisis at City Hall with “Meter Maid Roxanne.”
- Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1807, Congress abolished the African slave trade, but according to The Whistleblower, The Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center “Permanently Enslaves the Over-Taxed Payers of Hamilton County.”
- Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose “White Guilt, it makes you keep on giving.”
- Finally, at last year’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda on the Saturday before Super Duper Tuesday (that turned out to be Upset Tuesday in Ohio’s Second Congressional District), Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that time in 1970 when he was in charge of that gigantic News Election Service vote tabulating facility taking up the entire north bay of the Cincinnati Convention Center on Election night. It was so big, Kane needed a golf cart to get from one end to the other of the area.
“In those days, NES was a consortium of the three major TV networks (ABC, CBS, and NBC) and the two major wire services (AP and UPI),” Kane explained.
On Election Night in 1970, hundreds of well-paid NES temps in Cincinnati took calls from polling places and boards of election through our eight-state region on 482 Cincinnati Bell telephones with large indicator lights (so we could see which states the calls were coming from). That information was then key-punched, verified, fed into a computer the size of a Cincinnati Streetcar, and sent to NES Headquarters in New York so the TV networks could show the latest vote total information and decide when to project a winner in each race at the same time the wire services would be sending the same information to their subscribers by teletype.
What was the most interesting thing that happened that election night? Kane was asked? “I remember when John Gilligan tried to sneak in our secure facility to see how he was doing in his gubernatorial race and I had him thrown out,” Kane recalled. “DemocRATS were sneaky bastards, even then.”
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