Monday, February 11, 2013
Happy Birthday to the Old Rail Splitter
Hurley the Historian says tomorrow will be Lincoln’s real birthday, and to celebrate the occasion on that date in 1999, the U.S. Senate voted to acquit Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton on his impeachment charges of perjury and obstruction of justice.- And although not necessarily agreeing in the case of Bill Clinton, our Quote for Today Committee chose Lincoln’s “It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”
- In today’s Racial Healing Moment, Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane (finalists for the Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards during Black History Month (now called Half-Black History Month in honor Obama), want to remind everybody that not only was Martin Luther King a Republican, but so was our birthday boy, you know— the guy who actually freed the slaves, you Affirmative Action ingrates!
But what’ll make this Tuesday all the more historic will be when Obama tries to fool all of the people one more time with his annual partisan State of Dis-Union Campaign Speech on Lincoln’s Birthday, so Obama Supporters in the Press can spin favorable comparisons for Obama and wonder aloud when Obama’s likeness will be added to Mount Rushmore.- Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus predicts tomorrow night Obama will continue his narcissistic overexposure and as our $16.5 Trillion national debt continues to grow by billions of over-taxed payers dollars while Obama’s speaking to his divided America during the remainder of the 1,438 days of Obama’s Second Term. The Blower wonders just how much smaller this year’s audience will be.
How many of you remember Obama’s Annual Messianic Message first delivered at Obama’s First State of Dis-Union Address in 2009? The Fishwrap’s front-page White House Approved headline said it all: “We will recover,” Obama declares.
It was no wonder Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception said he felt his job was so secure all of a sudden.
- Whistleblower Presidential Historian Dorian Grady says it would’ve been nice if the Media’s Messiah had explained “how and when” or even “how much Obama’s Recovery would cost.” In every one of Obama’s Annual State of Dis-Union Addressees, not a single speech sheds a clue about how his administration would help people find jobs and grow the economy. Unfortunately, during the first four years, not a single one of Obama’s cockamamie Liberal ideas worked. Even more unfortunately, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters have afflicted the rest of us with four more years of failure.
Remember when Obama said, “We cannot and will not sustain deficits like these without end. Contrary to the prevailing wisdom in Washington these past few years, we cannot simply spend as we please and defer the consequences to the next budget, the next administration or the next generation.”
Translation: Get ready for even higher taxes.
- After Obama’s State of Dis-Union Speech Republicans can always watch Florida’s GOP Senator Marco Rubio deliver the official Republican Response in English and in Spanish. How’s that for pandering. And you say you want more for your money, how about Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s Really Conservative Response to the Tea Party? NRA Members should like that.
Now Let’s All Go to a “Watch Party”
From Dearborn County to Mason to MILF-ord to Hidden Valley Lake to Cincinnati Main Street gay hot spots, that quickly-dwindling but ever-merry band of wing-nut Obama-maniacs is heeding the clarion call of Organizing for Action’s Jon Carson.- Our Ornery Obama Observer says that these hopeless geeks plan to gather together in clandestine underground groups for more mindless circle-jerking at Watch Parties for Obama’s State of the Dis-Union Speech.
No, the Ornery One is not making this up. Says Carson, “here’s your chance to listen to Obama’s speech and talk about what’s next for our movement.” How many speeches has BHO given? How many interviews? How many television appearances? The answer is in the thousands. And, guess what? The more BHO tells us what he really plans to do . . . the less most Americans like it.
In Clermont County, the Cronies are wondering where “Mean Jean” Schmidt will be watching Obama’s State of Dis-Union Speech from this year, and Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo will be attending the Watch Party at Chez Nora’s in Covington disguised as a goateed Beatnik. Why, you ask? Because Obama himself is scheduled to join the conversation on a call with supporters at watch parties around the country and seeing all those Obama Supporters texting each other on their free Obama phones should give the CamBoozler something to write about on Wednesday.
Obama SOTU Bingo Card
Mark off any words that Obama uses in his State of the Dis-Union Speech.
Remember: As soon as you mark off all these words during Obama’s speech Tuesday night, call your favorite DemocRAT and yell “BINGO!”
STATE OF DIS-UNION HOT LINE
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Obama State of Dis-Union 2012
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