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Thursday, February 7, 2012

DRONING ON AND ON

WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL? Obama’s Justice Department says Obama’s Killer Drone Strikes are legal, even when they kill American citizens. Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard says Obama’s Killer Drone Strikes were not only “legal,” but also “ethical” and “wise.” No Kidding!

Meanwhile, our Clowns in Congress are considering putting limits on Killer Drone strikes, much the same as they’re avoiding all sorts of measures to reduce violence with “Gun Control,” reforming “Illegal Immigration,” and “Sequester Cuts.” Lawmakers in at least 11 states are proposing various restrictions on the use of drones amid concerns the unmanned aerial vehicles could be exploited by local authorities to spy on Americans. Hereabouts, everybody’s waiting for the City of Cincinnati to ban Killer Drones over City skies, and pledge to abstain from similar uses with city-owned, leased, or borrowed drones.”

ROMNEYDAMUS WAS RIGHT: ObamaCare will push 7 million people out of their job-based insurance coverage (nearly twice the previous estimate), according to the Congressional Budget Office. Do you think all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Voters thought something like this could ever happen?
ONLY IN AMERICA could the rich people (who pay 86% of all income taxes) be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.
STAMPLESS SATURDAYS: The U.S. Postal Service will stop delivering mail on Saturdays but will continue to deliver packages six days a week under a plan aimed at saving about $2 billion, the financially struggling agency says. Postage-Due Patriot Tino Delgato suggested this over a year ago. Go Figure!!! Gee, no bills on Saturday. So what’s the bad news?
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “Sunday night was one of the highest-rated Super Bowls ever, with 108 million people watching. This year’s game added $430 million to the New Orleans economy — apparently none of which was used to pay the electric bill.

Meanwhile, Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall shows the difference between the blatant hetero-sexual fans in Baltimore and kissing fags in San Francisco.

IN OHIO: Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin still can’t believe Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich, who campaigned as a budget hawk and rode the Tea Party wave to victory in 2010, agreed to accept Obamacare funding to expand Ohio’s Medicaid program, breaking ranks with fellow Republican governors and the Tea Party that elected him.

Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett couldn’t wait to send out an e-mail praising Kasich’s Budget, but we’re still waiting for some statement on ObamaCare Cave In. Didn’t Buckeye Voters pass a constitutional amendment that prevents the state from participating in Obamacare’s insurance mandates?

MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Groucho Marx’s “Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.”
THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Twenty-two years ago this week, everybody was reading how plans were on track for Cincinnati Street Railway to operate electric street cars from Longworth Hall to the Adams Landing Condominium project, and the future of street cars in downtown Cincinnati was imminent. Edition #36 (published on February 5, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was personally delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town, including Mayor David Mann. Word is the former mayor/ congressman put getting back into politics on his ‘bucket list,” and plans to start at the bottom one more time, this time as a lowly candidate for Cincinnati City Clown-cil. And let’s face it, in politics you can’t get much lowlier than that.
LOONY LIBERTARIANS: Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns sent Cincinnati City Clown-cil a letter requesting that they put a Charter Amendment on May ballot to end the September 10 Mayoral primary that would save over-taxed payers $400,000. Our Nine Fine Clowns would never vote for that—it makes too much sense.
IN HAMILTON COUNTY Business Crapper Staff Reporter Jon Newberry says now that 43-year-old former Cincinnati City Clowncilwoman and judge-elect Leslie Ghiz has been appointed early to the bench on Hamilton County Common Pleas Court by Governor Kasich, maybe the divorced mom can afford to support her two children with her paltry $121,350 annual paycheck.

Also at the courthouse, CH Snitch says Legal Aid Lawyer Willy Oswall was punched in the face by his ungrateful client Dionte Lummus, who’d unsuccessfully tried to fire his attorney in mid trial. Dionte has now been arraigned for punching out his over-taxed payer funded legal representative, a 27th degree misdemeanor.

IN COLERAIN: Our Colerain Caped Crusader says he was pleased to see that the dis-trust-ees aren’t going to try to reach their hands into the over-taxed payers’ pockets in May via a police levy. The Crusader is surprised that the Quacker Factor isn’t doing a victory dance and that Republicans for Higher Taxes isn’t in mourning. It’s as if both groups’ hue and cry over this levy were really just excuses to take cheap shots at Colerain Township and had nothing to do with a genuine interest in over-taxed payers’ dollars being spent wisely, as defined by the group’s perspective.
EASTSIDE EYESORES: How come Tri-State Auto at 5150 Wooster Road can park used cars on both sides and up and down Wooster Road when they only own a piece of property on one side of Wooster? It’s beginning to look like the junk yards on Kellogg Avenue. One man’s trash heap of a car is another man’s eyesore.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says On this date in 1974 Mel Brooks’ “Blazing Saddles” opened in movie theaters, and what a great Black History Month Moment that was.
OVERHEARD IN ANDERSON: At last night’s Republican Club Meeting, Duffy “The Kevin Basher” Beischel said he saw the New York Post report that said an Upper West Side woman in post yoga, meditative bliss was rudely awoken by a maintenance worker masturbating next to her mat. Amazingly, that gherkin-jerkin’ janitor was not even related to Disgraced Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien.

OUR CLERMONT CRONY says on the upcoming anniversary of the Archie Wilson case becoming public, Archie still wants to know when Amanda Lay Day will be.
BLACK HISTORY MONTH UPDATE: Today we continue with the first of 687 profiles in our continuing racial-healing series about local Caucasian residents who just happen to be named “Black”:

Former Indian Hill mayor Steve Black quit the Republican Party because of what he felt were the party’s continuing errant and damaging economic policies. A good man, Black decided to run for office to do his part as a citizen and patriot, running as a Democratic candidate for the United States House of Representatives. Sadly, Tim Burka and the Hamilton County Democratic party rejected him and refused to give him any money or political backing for his campaign. The local liberal regular brats were outright hostile and against him, instead backing disgusting Icky Vicky Wulsin, who enjoyed injecting poor AIDs-infected Africans with the malaria parasite in her spare time.

Black later ran for a Hamilton county domestic relations judgeship and as judge of the Court of Common Pleas, a position his father once held.

Black had to do it all himself. He took a leave of absence from his 37-year practice of law as a trial attorney and ran his own campaign, only to lose each time because of too little help, a lack of campaign money and too little name recognition.

Steve Black is a fresh breath of air in the political arena. He is a totally honest and ethical man, yet his local DemocRAT party turned its back on him.

IN INDIANA: Bureau Chief Hoosier Daddy says an Indiana legislature bill would restrict out-of-state college students from voting. Way to go, Indiana. It’s about time this happened, as those Liberal college students vote to raise taxes and don’t stick around for the consequences.
IN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says only a few days after opening his campaign headquarters in Louisville, Obama’s Bitch McConnell was the first incumbent Republican to face Liberal on-air attacks when the Progressive Change Campaign Committee (PCCC) began airing TV ads attacking McConnell for his opposition to gun control measures.

And it didn’t take long for the high cost Delta to try to run Frontier out of CVG. It was only a matter of time before they matched Frontier’s price to Denver. How many airlines has DELTA run out to monopolize CVG? Everyone should purchase a Frontier ticket and go to Denver (and beyond) just to keep them in town. Where are the lawsuits against a monopoly?

G-UNCONTROL: Bluegrass Rifle Association Spokesman Billy Bob Carbine says there’s been a lot of controversy about whether Obama actually goes skeet shooting, so the White House released an official photo of the president doing just that. The Bluegrass Rifle Association, however, was rather slightly skeptical.
MORE DETERS BASHING: Last Wednesday, The Blower exclusively reported that when NoKY’s second most infamous sex-ed teacher and ex-Bun-Gal Sarah Jones was pathetically pandering herself the day before on 700WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham’s program in Ohio, Sarah in violation of her felony guilty plea for sleeping with a student because Sarah hadn’t told her probation officer she was headed out-of-state. Yesterday we saw that Eric’s antics had caused his client to be fitted for an ankle bracelet monitor after the Crazy One trotted his shameless child sex felon over the river for yet another interview on his former radio station.

And today at lunch, members of that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) wondered if ankle bracelets came in promise ring sizes, as they all tried to keep a straight face whenever the subject of who called Sarah’s parole officer came up.

Meanwhile over at the Whistleblower Legal Dream, Spokesman Amicus Curiae said it also seems “Crazy Eric” doesn’t know how trust accounts and personal injury settlements are handled, either. Despite the language on his website claiming to be the BEST, “largest plaintiff/injury litigation and criminal defense focused law firm in the Cincinnati area,” Eric has now been sued for allegedly keeping money from an insurance company in a personal injury. Wouldn’t that be, you now, unethical? Or maybe even criminal? [CHECK OUT THIS CASE OF MONTHGOMERY COUNTY V ERIC C DETERS]

FINALLY, YESTERDAY AT A BRIBE LUNCH, a political insider was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane so many people weren’t celebrating Ronald Reagan’s 102nd Birthday yesterday. At least Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup sent out an e-mail to commemorate the occasion, along with request for $102 online donations.

Bronze Star’s Overpaid District Representative John Stanton (who didn’t even vote for his boss) may not have known how to send out press releases announcing the secret location of their District Office at 7954 Beechmont Avenue (across the street from the Anderson Tea Party Headquarters) for more than a month, but their fund-raising apparatus seems to be working just find.

Speaking of our Anderson Tea Partiers, last year on Ronald Reagan’s Birthday The Blower covered that big Tea Party Event in Newtown where “Mean Jean” Schmidt didn’t even show up to debate a trio of opponents, followed by an un-debate between “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman and the Best State Rep-tile that Money Could Buy.

The only good thing to come out of that evening was the Political Science Theatre 2012 Promo that said: “Opinions expressed do not necessarily represent those of the Anderson Community Television (ACT), the ACT Board of Directors, the staff of ACT, or the community governments or the cable company.”

SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

The Whistleblower’s 63nd Annual Seediest Kids of All Campaign (not associated with the Failed United Way) began continues throughout the year.

We’ve featuring some truly inspirational stories about the waifs and urchins we claim to have helped in Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky, just so you’ll believe we actually give a big rat’s ass.

Why don’t we have a more traditional holiday guilt campaign like the rest of the news media? No charity made our publisher its president in exchange for free publicity and our endorsement, we don’t have a fat weatherman turned radio talk-show host who was never actually convicted of beating up his girlfriend, and all the really good dead celebrities other than Harriet Beecher Stowe, “Clean Gene” Ruehlmann, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning have already been taken.

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MQ-9 PREDATOR UAV in action at the Mexican border

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