Sunday, February 3, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER STORY THIS WEEK was wondering what will ever happen to that Debt Ceiling Problem Obama and Congress were supposed to be working on three weeks ago.- OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was wondering what will ever happen to that Gun Control Problem Obama and Congress were supposed to be working on two weeks ago.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was wondering what will ever happen to the Immigration Problem Obama and Congress were supposed to be working on last week.
Don’t you think just once, those overpaid idiots should finish one project before they start another one?
MONDAY in our Special “Obama-Reagan Comparisons” E-dition, The Blower published “The Flipper and the Gipper.”
At last weekend’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were already asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about The Blower’s plans for next Sunday’s E-dition.
“That’s Super Bowl XLVII between the American Football Conference (AFC) champion Baltimore Ravens and the National Football Conference (NFC) champion San Francisco 49ers,” exclaimed Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball, “there’s nothing in the world more important than that.
“Not so,” countered Hurley the Historian, “next Sunday on February 3 it’ll be only be three days until Ronald Reagan’s Birthday. Think about how all those other so-called Conservative publications and web pages will be exploiting The Gipper next week to increase their circulations and sell their crappy products.”
“How about combining the two,” Kane suggested, since just before the Super Bowl kickoff, a tribute to Reagan will be displayed on the giant scoreboard in New Orleans. There ought to be a big enough audience for that.
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TUESDAY in our Special “Immigration Deformed” E-dition, The Blower asked why is it every time Congress “Reforms” something, they make it worse and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
In Washington, everybody’s talking about that so-called plan to agree on a set of principles for Comprehensive Immigration Deform announced by a bipartisan gang of eight senators on Monday, a day before Obama was scheduled to reveal his own immigration proposals in a speech in Las Vegas. —DC Newsbreaker
If we say we support letting all those illegal immigrants stay in the country, will Wetbacks vote for us next time? —Recovering Republicans, Chanting Their New “Renew, Grow, and Win” Slogan to Re-Invent the GOP
Sunday we interviewed one of that group’s members (Disgraceful DemocRAT Robert Menendez) for six minutes on “This Week,” and didn’t ask him a single question about the FBI’s investigation into his paying for sex with underage Dominican prostitutes. —ABC News
That’s why we chose Ronald Reagan’s “Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
We support 11 million more registered DemocATS. —Other Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Group Like Charles Schumer and Dick Durbin
Please don’t ask about the details of our plan. —Republican Senators John McRINO and Lindsey Graham
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WEDNESDAY in our Obama’s “Eternal Amnesty Plan” E-dition,The Blower asked, “Shouldn’t we be calling it Obam-igration?”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR NATIONAL POLITICAL AFFAIRS ANALYST Britt Humus says Obama was so upset after that bipartisan gang of eight senators upstaged him by announcing their own set of principles for Comprehensive Immigration Deform on Monday, Obama hopped on Air Force One Tuesday and flew for more than nine hours (round trip) to deliver a speech promoting his own set of principles for Eternal Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants at a campaign-style event in Las Vegas, estimated to cost U.S. over-taxed payers $1.6 million, plus the interest on the money to China, since there’s no money in the Treasury to pay for the trip.
Whistleblower Hispanic-American Immigration Reporter Gringo Gonzales says the Senate Plan probably wasn’t going anywhere anyway, since it was just a Plan for an Agreement. Some say it was only an Outline for a Plan for an Agreement. But The Blower says it as merely a Framework for an Outline for a Plan for an Agreement for Unlimited Immigration in the future, just like the 2007 bill that collapsed after voters shut down the chamber’s switchboard with angry phone calls and 53 senators, including 15 Democrats and one independent, joined a filibuster. Many Republicans say Immigration Reform won’t pass until Obama stops defying existing law.
Meanwhile, did Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard really says, “Our borders now are more secure than they have ever been in history?”
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THURSDAY, in our Special “Property Tax Deadline” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s almost as much fun as Tax Day on April 15?”
YOUR TIME IS UP: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says you can no longer ignore your “Jacked Up Tax Bill,” because you only have until midnight tonight to get your money in, or our Disingenuous DemocRAT Double-Dipping DemocRAT Obama-loving County Auditor will publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.”
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FRIDAY in our Special “Liberals Favorite Month”” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Are you feeling guilty yet?”
Happy Black History Month, Everybody!
Today we begin with the first of 687 profiles in our continuing racial-healing series about local Caucasian residents who just happen to be named “Black”:
Samuel P. Black grew up in Norwood. As an ordinary young white man, he dropped out of junior high at the age of 14 to go to work during the depression. He served without distinction as a PFC in WWII, came back home, married the girl next door, and rented a house in an all-white neighborhood in Bellevue, Kentucky.
Black raised three children, none of whom was ever arrested. He worked at night and on weekends at a pony keg to make ends meet.
After he retired, he became a crossing guard at the local elementary school. Sometimes he just sat on the porch and waved at cars.
“Sam was a good man,” said a neighbor who vaguely remembered him. “He always kept his yard real nice.”
Tomorrow’s Black History Month Racial Healing Profile: TLPMB Mean Jean Schmidt’s eviler twin sister Jennifer Black.
Our Quote for Today comes from British-American financial journalist and author Peter Brimelow, who said, “The modern definition of a ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.”
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SATURDAY in our Annual “Groundhog Day” E-dition, The Blower predicted 1,448 more days of some really bad government!
According to folklore and an almost endless amount of meaningless media hype, if celebrity groundhog Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow today, there’ll be six more weeks of winter. Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1887 the first Groundhog Day featured a rodent meteorologist predicting the weather at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bill Vaughn’s: “The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.”
But each year at this time, the Greedy Weasels at Clear Channel (formerly Jake-Whore) also beg The Blower not to remind people about that fateful day in 1995 when helicopter traffic reporter John Phillips got arrested and was later convicted for strafing groundhogs from his helicopter at the Blue Ash Airport, or that time at Phillips’ court appearance when he broke down and unsuccessfully tried to claim “Guns don’t kill groundhogs, people do.”
The Greedy Weasels are still trying to identify that guy from WGRR Radio who dressed up in a groundhog costume we all saw on TV waving through the glass on the courtroom door.
The Greedy Weasels would also not like us to remind you about their hypocrisy, citing that time Punxsutawney Phillips slammed Bill Clinton for his moral failings in one breath, then advertised Bristol’s strip joint in the next. Phillips is no longer on the air at WLW Hate Radio after his contract was finally not renewed.
Seediest Kids of All
The Greggie Delev Story
“Little Greggie” Delev was an unhappy 14-year-old Anderson Township second-grader who was never chosen for anything important, no matter how much he sucked up to everybody at school. His teacher wouldn’t let him clean the erasers. Class officers wouldn’t support him for hall monitor. The principal wouldn’t sign his petition for safety patrol. And the coach wouldn’t even let him dress up in a gerbil suit to be the team mascot.
So the Seediest Kids of All (not affiliated with the Failed United Way) called Anderson Township Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, who got “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman to arrange an honor truly befitting “Little Greggie’s” talents and abilities, to be honorary bag holder at the Annual Anderson Township Bulgarian-American Snipe Hunt. Felonious Fund-raiser Dickie Weiland tried to get support from his sleazy lobbyist friends in Columbus, “Maudlin Mike” Allen offered his meaningless endorsement, Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien taught him how to masturbate, Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney showed up at one of “Little Greggie’s” press conference and called him an asshole, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane promised never to hold him up to public ridicule, should “Little Greggie” ever wish to run for public office or seek the endorsement of the Anderson Township Republican Party next Wednesday.
The Delev family is grateful to the Seediest Kids of All for helping “Little Greggie” reach his true potential holding the bag, but it’s really you they have to thank, because it’s your liberal guilt giving throughout the year which makes it all possible.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOTLINE
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More Politics As Usual
RECOVERING REPUBLICANS: Has newly re-elected Republican National Committee Chairman Peince Priebus finally figured out that the GOP needs to be engaged in a “continuous campaign” (like the DemocRATS), not just trying to get people involved six weeks before an election?- DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Disgraced DemocRAT U.S. Senator Bob Menendez paying for sex with underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic, immediately after writing a $58,000 check for having sex with underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says everybody’s still talking about CBS’ horribly lame excuses for Steve Kroft’s softball interview with Obama and Hillary on “60 Minutes” and Photoshop Spoofer Edward Cropper showed us what that looked like.
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “In his farewell speech to the Senate this week, John Kerry spoke for 51 minutes about Washington being gridlocked. The cause of the gridlock? Senators giving 51-minute speeches.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says the week began with a bipartisan immigration reform plan that includes a pathway to citizenship for the millions of illegal immigrants already here and ended with a worsening of the national unemployment rate. Voters have little faith in their elected representatives to set either issue right.
- CLOWNS IN CONGRESS: This week Disingenuous DemocRATS running the U.S. Senate joined the GOP-led House in voting for that so-called “No Budget, No Pay” Act which requires the Senate to pass a budget or have their pay withheld. Was this another example of a bill they had to vote for to find out what was in it?
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 2005, Alberto Gonzales won Senate confirmation as the nation’s first Hispanic attorney general despite protests over his record on torture, but he was hounded out of office in only two years over made-up scandals by Degenerate DemocRATS in Congress and their willing accomplices in the liberal press.
Breaking News
ROMNEYDAMUS WAS RIGHT: The IRS now says under Obamacare, the cheapest annual health insurance plan available in 2016 for a family will cost $20,000. Under Obamacare, Americans will be required to buy health insurance or pay a penalty to the IRS. Do you think all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Voters will complain.
And if you think that $20,000 will be painful to pay, just wait until you see those easy-to-follow instructions the IRS will be requiring you to follow when you try to figure out how much you’ll have to pay in fines.
Obama’s Economy
OBAMANOMICS -0.1: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says the fact that Fourth Quarter GDP came in at -0.1%, doesn’t that mean for the first time in over three years, the U.S. Gross Domestic Product shrank, instead of grew. One thing’s for sure: the Economy wasn’t “turgid.” Look that up in Funkin’ Wagnall’s.- WALL STREET TWEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says although the Dow Jones industrial average was defying gravity when it closed above 14,000 on Friday for the first time in more than five years. (The all-time high of 14,164 was reached on October 9, 2007.)
More Unresolved Issues
G-UNCONTROL: Gun-toting thugs attacked a basketball coach escorting girl players to their cars. The coach pulled out his concealed weapon, and shoot both attackers. And those Dim-witted DemocRATS are still trying to take away the coach’s right to bear arms. The criminals who attacked him could care less what anti-gun laws Congress passes.- ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: Congressman Steve Chabothead he opposes Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants. Whistleblower Hispanic-American Immigration Reporter Gringo Gonzales wonders how many of those Latino lawbreakers are in Ohio’s First Congressional District anyway.
- RACIAL HEALING: Today we begin with the first of 687 profiles in our continuing racial-healing series about local Caucasian residents who just happen to be named “Black.”
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: Alternate Life-styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say Gay Boy Scouts need you to call Boy Scout Headquarters at 972-580-2000 and clamor for more homosexual scout leaders like Uncle Phil.
In a related item, Chris “Squeel-bach” is honoring the two heroes who aided a man under attack on Central Parkway. Meanwhile no word or clues into his allegedly being attacked downtown by an unknown assailant. Police have told anyone who asks that the Cincinnati Gay Clowncilman has not been very forthcoming with clues like the description of his assailant. Haven’t we heard all this before? Doesn’t anybody remember David Pepper’s case?
Buckeye Blues
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio DemocRAT Party Executive Director sent out an e-mail still fanning the flames on State School Board President Debe Terhar at the stake, asking for $8 donations to help send a message to John Kasich that extreme views like those from his ally President Terhar are unacceptable and he needs to be a one-term Governor! Gerry also says the Ohio DemocRAT Party’s orchestrated outrage about State School Board President Debe Terhar’s Facebook Framus is getting so out-of-hand, Whistleblower Education Reporter Rod Sparechild has even been assigned to do a series of articles on the utter hypocrisy of it all.- VOTER FRAUD IN OHIO: The Ohio House may once again debate the divisive voter photo ID issue, just as soon as one of those Racist Republicans sponsors some legislation.
- REPTILE REPORT: The Columbus Dispatch has learned that the Ohio Department of Commerce’s Division of Securities is investigating the role of a key legislative committee chairman like Peter Beck from McMason who’s been accused of participating in a fraud that cheated investors out of more than $1.2 million, but we didn’t see where the Dispatchers were saying anything about how the Republican State Rep-tile had funneled funds thru the caucus campaign to fellow Republican Peter Stautberg’s campaign.
- UNION BLUES: Local Tea Party organizations are reporting how in 2012, Indiana and Michigan became the 23rd and 24th states respectively to pass laws protecting a worker’s right to decide whether or not to join a labor union. Can you guess which state’s legislators just introduced a “package of bills” to make their state a workplace-freedom state? Folks at “Ohio Pulse” say it wasn’t the Buckeye State. [You may read more of that Conservative Rag’s Right Wing Reporting HERE.]
- SHAMELESS SOLICITING: Just received an invitation for yet another fundraiser for Pat DeWhine for Judge. If you recall, he just got elected in November to a 6-year term to the court of appeals. Of course, The Blower guesses it’s never too early to raise funds. Perhaps, you think he has campaign debts that need to be paid off. But a review of the Secretary of State’s campaign finance reports indicate that, in the post-election report just filed on December 13, DeWhiner reported having No Outstanding Campaign Debt and No Outstanding Loans. And even more amazingly, in that report, P-P-P-Patrick reported having cash on hand of $252,985.19. You’d figure with that much money socked away, the DeWhine would be throwing a party of thanks and appreciation for those who supported him.
PS: The event is to “celebrate” the good judge’s 45th birthday. “It’s my birthday, I’m going to have a party and, oh by the way, you have to pay for it (notwithstanding my family’s personal wealth and the over a quarter of a million dollars I have in my campaign war chest).
‘Round Downtown
THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Cincinnati’s Girly Mayor Mark Mallory and City Manager Milton Dohoney, Jr. announced that the City had reached Duke Energy had reached an agreement with Duke Energy on the Trolley Folly Boondoggle, which would allow Duke to begin moving its utilities now, while a court determines responsibility for the relocation costs later. “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman says somebody needs to call “Bullshit” on this deal, since the decision on who pays nowhere near to being reached.- WTF ALERT: Channel 19’s “Substantially Screwed Up” News reported Foxy Roxy would be running on the DemocRAT side and Little Lord John Joseph Cranley IV would be running for the Republicans. “Concerned About Cranley in Cincy” says, “WTF is that all about? Since when is Cranley a Republican?”
- LOONY LIBERTARIANS: Jim Berns wondered if he’d be Cincinnati’s only Mayoral Candidate packing heat after he completes his Concealed Carry Class on Saturday.
- COUNTDOWN TO TAX DAY: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says if you forgot to use one of those new 46-cent postage stamps (required since last Sunday) when you mailed in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment was returned due to insufficient postage, our Disingenuous DemocRAT Double-Dipping DemocRAT Obama-loving County Auditor will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats.”
CAPTION CONTEST WINNER: Monday, The Blower was really proud of our good friend “JayWalking Joe” Deters after the greatest Hamilton County Prosecutor in History came close to calling somebody “Scum” when he referred to that “Delhi Rapist” suspect as a “Piece of Human Garbage.” Unfortunately, Channel 9 “Substantially True” News gave all the credit to Joe’s cousin, Eric ‘Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator’ Deters, instead.- HAMILTON COUNTY RINOS: Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP just announced this year’s so-called Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner will be held a month after Lincoln’s and Reagan’s birthdays, and this year they’ve really outdone themselves finding a speaker. Just wait until you hear who it is?
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES applaud the Colerain Police Department for using their resources to arrest a man for posting a photograph of himself, his 1 year-old child, and a BB gun. They wonder what could have happened if the kid overpowered his father, stole the car, and shot up Northgate Mall with this Assault BB gun. This is why property taxes must be raised, because without more revenue how could the police take vicious criminals like these off the streets?
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says The Investiture Ceremony for Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil will take place Friday at 12:00 noon in Courtroom 340 of the Hamilton County Courthouse. With all those local reporters who’ve been invited to attend that auspicious affair, do you think one of them will ask how the best local sheriff since Semper Si stands on such a controversial issue?
Soreheads in the Suburbs
OUR COLERAIN CONFIDANT says he is having a great time watching Colerain Township dis-trust-ee Jeff Ritter’s chickens come home to roost with his police levy, a foreshadowing of Ritter’s own re-election troubles looming over the horizon. The best debate on the police levy would be to have Jeff Ritter debate himself. Readers of The Blower have known for years about Ritter talking out of both sides of his mouth. Now the voters of Colerain Township are getting a chance to see it up close and personal in “The Quacker Factor.”- FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: Now in the January 27 Pulse, it states that in order to gain access into McMason Schools, you must have proper ID. Then when you show your proper ID, they do a back ground check on you, it only takes 30 seconds. More sweet news: NoTax Jack says McMason schools won’t seek a new levy. Maybe they just figured out people won’t pay for anymore sex-ed teachers.
- ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS THE WHISTLEBLOWER WRITES ABOUT REAL? Yesterday, a Person of Consequence we’ll call Duffy “The Big Spanky Slayer” Beischel thought he recognized a strange similarity between yesterday’s fictional “Seediest Kid of All” (“Little Greggie” Delev) and an ostracized Anderson Township resident he once knew. Perhaps Duffy forgot that The Whistleblower is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental even if they both have the same name, especially running mates of Masturbating Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien.
- INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST FEARLESS FERRETT says he’s been asked a similar question about the similarity between that woman named “Maggi Cook” who was recently accused of having six felonies in Ohio and the Maggie Cook who’s been active in Hamilton County RINO Party politics for several years.
- OUR CLERMONT COUNTY CRONY says Clermont County Tea Party Co-founder Ted Stevenot (another one of Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends) will now also be leading the Ohio Liberty Coalition (a group of Tea Party groups). That’s is a pretty BFD, but it still doesn’t compare with “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s new Second Congressional District Office being located directly across the street from Angry Andy Pappas’ Anderson Tea Party Headquarters on Beechmont Avenue.
- FIRST AMENDMENT UPDATE: Late Friday, Judge Timothy Black finally threw out Steve Driehaus’ frivolous lawsuit against a group calling itself the Susan B. Anthony List for besmirching his character. We’ll give you the Disgraced DemocRAT Former Ohio First District Congressman’s response as soon as we translate those drums from Swaziland.
- POLITICAL PANCAKES: Is it true that last Saturday, Kentucky’s U.S. Senator Rand Paul told overpriced pancake eaters at the North East Hamilton County Republican Pancake Breakfast that he learned more about the Middle East, Israel, Iran, and the Ottoman Empire from recently traveling with Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen in Jerusalem than all of Hillary’s State Department briefings during three years?
Meanwhile on the South Shore
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders Super Sunday e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now. This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features the usual druggies, hoodlums and scum but what’s up with Thomas Toll III?! What kind of idiot thief gets busted wearing an “Elmo” shirt?! The boys in the big house will really love this guy.- ALSO IN NoKY: When NoKY’s second most infamous sex-ed teacher and ex-Bun-Gal Sarah Jones was pathetically pandering herself on on 700WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham’s program in Ohio on Wednesday, was she in violation of her felony guilty plea for sleeping with a student? Surely Sarah told her probation officer she was headed out of state, right?! Hmmm… maybe we should send Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff down to the probation office to check it out just to be sure.
Meanwhile, members of that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) are still celebrating Kenton Circuit Court Judge Patricia Summe’s dismissal of “Crazy Eric’s” frivolous SLAPP lawsuit against Skaggie Maggie, Wedgie Washburn, Jim Hannah, and Terry DeMio at The Fishwrap.
And did you see where Judge Patty said Jim Hannah’s Fishwrappery was “Substantially True,” using the same term that was used in the case of Channel 9 “Substantially True” News against Laure’ Not So Cleanlivin’.
The Blower doesn’t understand how something can be “Substantially True.” Our Garrulous Grammarian explains, “If something isn’t ‘True,’ they call that ‘a lie.’ ”
Phil Didn’t See His Shadow So Spring Is On Its Way
REAL GOSSIP BY LINDA LIBEL: Linda won Friday’s Whistleblower Limerick Contest on Groundhog’s Day Eve partly because Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane took our longtime Whistleblower gossip columnist to that Groundhog Day party where she first met her husband (who won the Groundhog Lookalike Contest), and in all those years since, Linda still hasn’t forgiven him.- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose W. J. Vogel’s “To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.”
- FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Once in a while The Blower hears from a Person of Consequence that perhaps we are being too tough on the local Fishwrap. This week, a misguided reader said “ It surely can’t be as bad as the Whistleblower says it is, can it?” The answer is a resounding “Hell Yes!” Read The Blower every day and you’ll see lots of examples.
- GOING GALT means recognizing that the needs of others do not give them a claim to your time, effort, and achievements.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” No. 256 says to Define multiculturalism as a State-sanctioned grievance industry that stokes division and resentment, while always under the delusion that it is doing something positive called “celebrating diversity.”
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (THE ODIOUS OCTOGENARIAN): This poem appears in his “Sentimental Poems of the Day,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
I just had a birthday.
Now I’m a golden oldie.
My body is all worn out.
And is getting kind of moldy.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why most people don’t get as upset on Property Tax Days as they do on the big April 15 Tax Day. “Most people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments,” Kane explained. “So they never see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.” That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Tax Day, and they should hold elections on the same day people have to pay their taxes. Do you think our elected officials would go along with that?”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll be celebrating the end of the First Week of Obama’s Second Term, and we’ll already be counting down the 1,447 days until his “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday we’ll be watching to see if the Stock Market climbs to its highest point ever.
Wednesday, we’ll be celebrating Ronald Reagan’s 102nd Birthday and we’ll spin one for the Gipper.
Thursday we’ll be checking all those white people’s “Guilt Index” during Black History Month.
And the first line of Friday’s limerick is: “If You Forget Saint Valentine’s Day.”
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Obamanation – Jon McNaughton
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