Official “Good News and Bad News” E-dition

Saturday, December 22, 2012

And the End of the World Was Boehner’s “Plan C”

  • image004IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker says Saturday on the night before, the night before, the night before Christmas, GOP House Speaker John Boehner still says he’s not giving up on hopes for a last-minute deal to avert the fiscal crisis.

Thursday night, Boehner sent the House home for Christmas, opting not to bring his “Plan B” bill to the floor when it became clear that he did not have the votes within his own caucus to pass it.

Happy Holidays, America—your national debt is now more than $16.4 Trillion.

Only in Washington DC can 536 individuals sit around debating a set of alternatives that at best would bring in enough revenue to cover nine days of deficit and contain no actual reduction in spending!

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.”

Still, Obama says raising taxes to cut the deficit is a “balanced” approach.

Now let’s look at what happens when politicians are asked a simple question: why don’t you just cut back on spending?

  • So if this D.C. Debacle doesn’t wake our Tea Party Patriots from their long winter’s nap, we don’t know what will. At least Ohio’s Second Congressional District Office will be moving across the street from the Anderson Tea Party.
  • And do you remember Ann Coulter’s “Scrooge Was a Liberal” column? Ann wrote: “It’s the Christmas season, so godless liberals are citing the Bible to demand the redistribution of income by government force. Didn’t Jesus say, ‘Blessed are the Health and Human Services BureaucRATS, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven?’ ”
  • One thing’s for sure, with Obama and his Dysfunctional DemocRATS running the County, all of those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters will surely have a country they truly deserve. Unfortunately, so will the rest of us, during four more years of the rancor and ruin of the Dark Ages of the Divided States of America in Obama’s second term.

We’ll all be paying more taxes and higher fees, and like all of us honest, hard-working guys, even jolly old St. Nick is worried these days about having his property taxes by our Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor after a surprise drive-by inspection.

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Bluegrass Blessings

  • image010Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says being Santa Claus isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. On top of everything else, this lil’ screamer pissed on Santa’s lap.
  • The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders jolly old e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now. This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court looks like Santa’s Naughty List, only with mugshots! The Robster and his band of pitbull prosecutors celebrated 2012 by setting an all time record for number of felony cases indicted. Sounds like a lot of felons who won’t be home for the holidays!
  • image016And the most amazing thing about Friday night’s big Christmas Party sponsored by the Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) was the number of people in the legal and law enforcement communities who’d been frivolously sued by WLW Hate Radio Enabled Trash Talker Restaurateur Wannabe Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters. Also amazing was the number of people there who described Crazy Eric as “Somewhat Deranged.”
  • So now in “Crazy Eric’s” honor, we could all sing some of his favorite Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed:

Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for ChristmasNarcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder –Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ….

  • image018Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how you can tell if you’re a Grinch at Christmas time. Kane explained:

You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.
You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.
Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.
You steal gifts from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins.
And you reuse last year’s Christmas cards and send them out under your own name.

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