Daily Archives: December 9, 2012

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, December 9, 2012

The Blower’s Week in Review 

    • OUR NUMBER STORY THIS WEEK was the 2012 Holiday Season version of “Groundhog Day,” where every morning Republican House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell wake up at 6:00 am and begin another meaningless day of attempting to negotiate with Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS on averting the Fiscal Cliff, when that $494 billion tax increase wallops the economy on January 1, 2013.
    • OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was the 2012 Holiday Season version of “Broken Promises,” when Hamilton County Commissioners Greg “Tax Hike” Hartmann and Chris Monzel went back on their word and raised Property taxes to enrich Mike Brown, Bob Bungalhaus, and the Cincinnati Bungals. There’s no reason Hartmann is now not qualified to run for Mayor of Cincinnati, since finding ways to raise taxes on country residents is always looked upon as admirable.
    • AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was the 2012 Holiday Season version of “The Brian Kelly” Story, featuring “Butch” Jones as this year’s deceitful University of Cincinnati football coach, spending more time looking for another job than coaching his team to a post season appearance in the Belk Bowl, whatever the hell that is.
  • MONDAY in our “2012 Multi-cultural Holidays” E-dition, The Blower offered our PC Holiday Greetings for our Liberal Friends:

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our no-charge, complimentary free gift of inflation-indexed, low-interest, toll-free “Best Wishes” for an unprecedented, truly historic, boldly initiated, officially sanctioned, public-optioned, top priority, premixed, peer reviewed, multilateral, gently Botoxed, computer modeled, federally guaranteed, bipartisan, clinically tested, deep-cleansing, post modern, low-calorie, revenue neutral, environmentally aware, socially engineered, low-stress, non-addictive, filibuster free, carbon sequestered, multicultural, reduced fat, polar bear embracing, asbestos abated, gender friendly, energy efficient, job expanding, tax supported, sub orbital, tree hugging celebration of the union made, non-profit, child proof, fluoride protected, wise Latina’d, seat belted, free-speech zoned, winter solstice Holiday (when the time is right), practiced according to ethically responsible traditions we can believe in, of the progressive religious persuasion, or secular practices, of your choice, with reciprocal respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, (or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all); together with a fiscally stimulating, consciousness expanding, medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without profound respect for the calendars of other cultures whose selfless contributions to our society have made America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, SAT score, weight, age, physical competence, credit rating, political party, computer preference, dietary restrictions, dental integrity, hair style, skin graphics, body piercings, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification, modification, or withdrawal. Reverse engineering is prohibited in accordance with the statutes of California. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/ herself or others, is void where taxed or forbidden by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher or his/her congressperson. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “Taxmageddon Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Who is this guy ‘Fiscal Cliff’ anway?” and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

Friday will be the 71st Anniversary of the Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, or as the Obama Administration likes to call it: “The Asian Spring.” —Hurley the Historian

Just like in 1941, it’s getting colder today, so look for a little nip in the air. —TV 9 Weather Buffoon Larry Handjob

We’re teaching our students who’ve not yet dropped out, that December 7 is “The Day That Will Live in Infirmity.” —Failed Cincinnati Public $chool$

We chose that immortal line from “Animal House” when John Belushi asked, “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!” —Your Quote for Today Committee

To show my diversity, every year on December 7, I always attack Pearl Schwartz. —The Anti-Semitic Samurai

And these days in Hawaii, we’re all waiting for the Obamas to arrive for their 20-Day, $4 Million over-taxed payer funded vacation later this month so Obama can be here on the day America is scheduled to go over that Fiscal Cliff. —Birthers Who Still Haven’t Given Up  

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  •  WEDNESDAY in our Special “Dumbed Down Demographics” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama Voters’ ‘New Normal’ looks more like ‘Dull Normal’ in a country they truly deserve!”

Last week we showed you a couple of dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters, Shannon and her friend Jennifer, talking about why they love Obama after voting to continue our long national nightmare for four more years. Those two blonde bimbos still haven’t figured out they’re already just as screwed as the rest of us.

Today we hear from Rankin Phyle, who voted for Obama because so he can go on strike for higher wages and benefits, even though the company said they couldn’t afford to pay them. What happened when Rankin went on strike? The company went out of business, closed the plant, and all 18,500 Obama-loving union employees lost their jobs.

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Seasonally Adjusted” E-dition, The Blower asked “If the government can do it, why can’t we?” 

The Mayan Calendar is predicting the “END of the WORLD” on December 21. Scientists and scholars said we only had only two chances to escape this prediction. The first was in November 2008 and the last one was on November 6, 2012.  Unfortunately, all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters blew it.

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  • FRIDAY in our Special “Pearl Harbor Day” E-dition, The Blower explained that we were recording history as it happens and wished everybody a Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

Hurley the Historian said Friday was the 71st Anniversary of the Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, or as the Obama Administration is calling it, “the Asian Spring,” and The Blower will be trying to ignore political correctness running amok during the Dark Ages of the Divided States of America during Obama 2.0. Now just imagine Obama’s blamestream news coverage if that Pearl Harbor attack happened today.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Diane Watson’s “The parallels between 9/11 and Pearl Harbor are striking. In each instance there were warning signs before the attack, and in each instance our government failed to connect the dots.”

Meanwhile at the White House on Pearl Harbor Day, our Campaigner-in-Chief plans to continue attacking Republicans for not raising taxes. “I’m totally willing for the country to go over the Fiscal Cliff on Taxmageddon in only 24 more days,” Obama says, “and it would a terrible mistake for Congress to go home for the holidays without giving me everything I asked for, while my family and I are away on our $4 Million, 20-day, over-taxed payer funded holiday vacation in Hawaii.” “I have a mandate,” Obama proclaimed. “All of those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters have spoken.”

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  • SATURDAY in our Official “Vodkas and Latkes” E-dition, The Blower said it would be like “Celebrating an eight-day miracle  during one half-assed evening!”

Tonight will be the first night of Hanukkah. Why do Jews celebrate this holiday anyway? Hanukkah Harry explains: “More than 2,000 years ago, Syria attacked Israel. We kicked their asses. The oil in the lamps burned for eight days. Now go eat some potato latkes (sometimes referred to as Jewish weapons of mass destruction) and play with your dreidel already.”

Speaking of Jewish toys, The Blower was corrected yesterday for saying “nothing rhymes with dreidel.” A caller said, “How about “ladle?” Amazingly, the call was from Judge St. Nick Nadel.

How will the City of Cincinnati be celebrating this important Jewish holiday? Most Jews in Cincinnati made their Exodus to the suburbs ages ago.

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THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

           Today we bring you the inspiring story of Norbert Bleek, a cute little 8-year-old from Northern Kentucky whose mother couldn’t afford to buy him new Nike gym shoes and Polo T-shirts all the time, so Norbert was forced to wear his older sister Betsy’s tattered, out-of-style, hand-me-down dresses. Norbert’s school mates were often cruel, especially when they made fun of the way he dressed.

            So the Seediest Kids of All (not associated with the Failed United Way) sent over some school clothes, courtesy of Norma Rashid’s Recycled Clothing Store in Fort Thomas.

            These days when Norbert goes to school, he wears his own tattered, out-of-style dress, instead of one previously worn by his older sister. Norbert’s classmates still make fun of him, but it’s not just because he wears girls’ clothes. It’s because his mother is a lesbian, and they live in Y’All Ville, KY, where laughing at a child whose mother has hairy legs is not prohibited by that city’s Human Rights Ordinance.

            The Bleek family has you to thank, because it’s your liberal guilt throughout the year which makes it all possible.  

       SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.

  • DECEMBER DAZE: Tonight is the Second Night of Hanukkah. Whereas the first night of Hanukkah has the most religious significance, the second night can be a time when the fun really gets started. Celebrate Hanukkah on the second night with the traditional prayers and customs, but invite friends and neighbors over for a Hanukkah party to give your children memories they’ll treasure long after the candle lights have gone out. Blower Party Animals like to go crazy with the Manischewitz and play a little Strip Dreidel.

Meanwhile, many people are still wandering around Adams County since last night looking for those Amish Christmas Tree Lights after Ohio’s Second District Congressman-elect “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup threw the switch to turn on the display. It seems Bronze Star’s Transition Team forgot to e-mail the directions or put the map on Bronze Star’s Web Page.

  • COUNTDOWN TO TAXMAGEDDON: In case that Mayan calendar isn’t correct and the world doesn’t come to an end on December 21, Taxmageddon is still coming in 22 more days when America goes over the Fiscal Cliff and that $494 billion tax increase wallops the economy on January 1, 2013.
  • MIDDLE EAST CRISIS: Every day during the Obama presidency, you can see more of Obama’s Middle East Disasters unfolding. Now Obama is promising Palestinians he will not let Israel move forward with new settlement construction, after the United States stood by and watched Israel’s enemies at the United Nations declare statehood for those murdering Muslim terrorists. Meanwhile, DemocRAT National Convention hack Debbie Wasserman Schultz continues to insist Obama is pro-Israel.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Republicans are losing the messaging war in the ongoing debate over how to avoid the so-called “Fiscal Cliff.” All of those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama Voters are more confident that Obama is willing to agree to a deal with both spending cuts and tax increases than Republicans are.
  • WALL STREET WEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says the Stock Market inched up again this week, closing on Friday at 13,155.73, it was only down a mere 90 points from the point at which Obama was re-elected.
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Obama’s “The best is yet to come.”
  • LAYOFFS LOOMING: The web site where you can get the latest information on people who’re about to lose their jobs during the Dark Ages of Obama in the Divided States of America is called Daily Job Cuts.com. Curiously, they didn’t report the Greedy Weasel’s latest cuts right before the holidays at WEBN-FM.
  • THUGS ‘R US: Some people thought it was a new low when Union Thugs protested a Cancer Research Event in New York City, but you know our Obama-loving goons could go lower than that, if they really tried.
  • MEDIA MENDACITY: Dissociated Press reports the Obama-endorsing Washington Post Co. will be paying 2013 dividends of $9.80-per-share before the end of this year to try to spare investors from anticipated tax increases.” And just how much WaPo stock does the nation’s leading billionaire advocate Warren Buffet own? A mere 1.7 million shares, which means the Obama supporter could get a roughly $17 million dividend payment.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1992, U.S. Marines stormed into Mogadishu, Somalia, to spearhead a multinational force aimed at restoring order in the conflict-ridden country, but if Obama had been president during that disastrous endeavor, he would’ve said it was time to open a dialogue with the Somali warlords without preconditions.
  • VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: According to The Blaze, those arguing that President Obama’s victory in the election a few weeks back was due to fraud may have found a dubious ally in their quest to argue that Mitt Romney’s rightful victory was stolen from under his nose. That ally is the much-mocked Dean Chambers, creator of the now arguably discredited website UnskewedPolls.com. Chambers, fresh off his last venture into arguing with numbers, has created the site barackofraudo.com, where he has posted this map, which he claims represents states (including Ohio) that Obama won by voter fraud
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s, “Today in Washington, President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: ‘Running Deficit.’ Native Americans are understandably very upset. This country used to belong to them. And, of course, now it belongs to the Chinese, so they are very furious about that.”
  • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES could hardly wait for the Hamilton County Commissioners to decide how to give more of your money to Bungals, Reds, and Cincinnati Public Schools. Would Odd Todd Opportune get his sales tax? Would Greg “Tax Hike” Hartmann get to raise your property taxes? RFHT was hoping for a compromise and raise both.
  • THE WHISTLEBLOWER CONSERVATIVE FOCUS GROUP: analyzing what went wrong with the Republican message in 2012, Republican Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell says, “You win and lose as a team. We have to look at everything we do — from logistics to turnout to technology to message to tone.”
  • HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY: Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP got his name mentioned in Al Hunt’s national column about so-called “swing counties” that cost Romney the election. So how did the Bloomberg columnist miss the fact that Hamilton County has been swing towards the DemocRATS ever since “Old BlueFace” took over the party?
  • OHIO’S HEARTACHE OF IT ALL: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says “You may find it hard to believe but did you know that on October 10, 2012, DemocRAT State Rep-tile Clayton Luckie was indicted for 45 felony offenses and four misdemeanors. Not only have Dishonest DemocRATS NOT demanded the man’s resignation, but they’re allowing him to remain on the state payroll. Here’s a Petition to change Clayton’s Luckie.
  • TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: Apparently in response to the growing list of congressional Republicans turning their backs on his anti-tax pledge, well-known Anti-Taxer Grover Norquist issued a warning to President Obama that the next incarnation of the Tea Party will be bigger and more politically affluent than the first. The Blower wonders if any of the local Tea Party organizations have heard about any of this.
  • ROMNEY SUPPORTERS ANONYMOUS this week at the Romney Supporters Anonymous Meeting in Goshen, one of our Recovering Republicans we’ll call “John” couldn’t stop wondering if Obama’s joke VP Joe Biden might be interim president by the end of 2012 because “Americans for Freedom of Information” finally released copies of Obama’s college transcripts from Occidental College indicating that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate. How depressed will “John” be when he finds out somebody was just pulling his leg about that story?
  • GOING GALT: We’re still trying to find out more about John Galt, the guy who believes he’s have paid more than his fair share of taxes and is no longer going to work to pay for a society of entitlements. Now John Galt even has his name on Christmas tree ornaments.
  • FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Skaggie Maggie says ensuring customers’ satisfaction is important, so subscribers are being asked to complete a short survey about delivery service. Results would probably be a lot better if the inter-active survey worked.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Our DC Newsbreaker says Obama met with PMSNBC Liberals like Lesbian Rachel Madcow and Black Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton to discuss ways to raise your taxes. Talk about your inmates running the asylum.
  • CLOWNS IN CONGRESS: In case you think Congress didn’t earn all that over-taxed payers’ money they were being paid this week, the Senate did passa bill Thursday night that would exempt animals used as “extras” in movies and television from protections in the Animal Welfare Act. No kidding, actors appearing as extras who use their own pets in a scene don’t have to submit paperwork proving they are humanely caring for their pet.
  • MESSAGE FOR JOHN BOEHNER: According to ClashDaily.com, the backlash against Speaker of the House John Boehner’s removal of several conservative members of Congress from committees continued Wednesday, with one conservative group calling for Republicans to “depose” Boehner from his speakership. American Majority Action (AMA) is launching a #FireBoehner campaign. If 16 members of the Republican Party abstain from voting for Boehner as speaker in January, he will be one vote shy of the 218 necessary to confirm his speakership. Maybe that’s why Photo Spooker Edward Cropper says “The more things change in Washington the more they stay the same.”
  • THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): The infamous Diana Frey, who embezzled $760,000 from her Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees union (CODE) in 2009 allegedly directly gave long-time Fraternal Order of Police Queen City Lodge #69 (FOP) president Kathy Harrell $12,000 dollars in the form of a cashier’s check directly from the CODE bank account for Harrell’s personal use.

In fact, Harrell accompanied Frey to the bank to withdraw cash from the CODE account, took the cash in the form of a cashier’s check in hand and Harrell now says she didn’t know the money came from CODE’s bank account. We don’t know many union leaders who get legal donations in the form of a $12,000 cashier’s check from a city worker inside of a bank lobby.

If you believe Kathy Harrell, president of the FOP, on this one, I’ve got a bridge to sell to you.

And who is Kathy Harrell’s lawyer? The same guy who in 2004 lost his job for having sex in his office with an employee when he was the Hamilton County Prosecutor, the upstanding (wink, wink) Mike Allen, 56. What a great pair.

Mike Allen says Kathy Harrell asked Frey for a loan to pay Harrell’s personal repair bills for some of Harrell’s real estate investments. The CODE union is seeking $36,000 in damages and repayment from Kathy Harrell.

Diana Frey is serving 51 months in federal prison. Kathy Harrell is still president of those who serve and protect us.

  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET: says how about the latest nepotism scandal from the Winkler family? Clerk of Courts Tracy Winkler and her husband, Judge Ralph “Ted” Winkler recently returned from vacation with their good friends Vince and Deb Wallace. Tracy then hired Vince Wallace to the newly created Chief Deputy of Operations. Ralph “Ted” then hired Deb Wallace to be his highly-paid Court Reporter. Even worse, “Deb” already had this position and retired from it so she can collect a pension. Ralph “Ted” is hiring her right back so she can join the ranks of the double-dippers. What do you know, the two most qualified people in the world for these over-taxed payer-funded positions just happened to be the two people the Winklers vacation with? Is that a coincidence or what!
  • LOONY LIBERTARIANS: Even guys dressed up as elves and dogs could not escape Perennial Candidate Jim Berns at the College Hill Holiday Parade, where he continued in his quest to collect 500 valid signatures for his 2013 run for Mayor of Cincinnati.
  • NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, found in “Poems for Politicians,” available at better Kroger bookstores everywhere.

It’s time to stop the spenders cold.
And make the taxes go.
When they ask you for a “little bit more”
Just tell the bastards “No.”

  • IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Now for those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane attending TL-DCELPMOB-A-P-FT&SW-PRB-in-a-D’s over-taxed payer funded event Christmas Party on December 21 at the Horseshoe Casino,, let’s all sing the sixth verse of “Lame-Duck, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-and-paid-For, Tax-and-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by Clermont County Crony-in-Chief Tim Rudd the Dudd, who says, “It never matters who wants our endorsement, since all the votes have already been counted.” It goes something like this:

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me,
Six Crooked Cronies,
Five Libelous Liars,
Four Screeching Tires,
Three Borgman Cartoons,
Two Red Dresses,
And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.

  • IN ANDERSON: Can you believe, the Forest Hills Urinal actually followed up on The Blower’s story about Disgraced Anderson Township Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien’s delay of his long overdue public masturbation trial at his “Spanky Tuesday” court date in Judge Rucker’s courtroom after his attorney asked for the case to be thrown out and got a continuance until early January.
  •  LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 341 is to invite your favorite liberal couple over for dinner.

Be sure to pull the seat out and then slide it in for the lady — and then do the same for the man. It’s easy and so much fun to unman a liberal — and what’s he going to do: complain that you’re not being sexist?

  • IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says December 21 is shaping up to be the busiest day for holiday parties, especially on the South Shore. Besides “Mean’s Jean” Schmidt’s final over-taxed payer funded Holiday Party (at the new Horseshoe Casino in Downtown Cincinnati, that final Friday before Christmas is the same date the Mayan Calendar that says the world will be coming to an end. It’s the same day as our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders has scheduled his Holiday Party at Sidebar in Covington, along with the Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club). Not only will December 21 mean there will be only five more shoplifting days until Kwanza, but it will also be a big day for Druids on the Winter Solstice and Cougars in Fort Mitchell will be on the prowl for young boys to celebrate World Orgasm Day.
  • BLUEGRASS BRAINSTORMS: Kentucky’s Tea Party U.S. Senator Rand Paul has a great idea about dealing with the “Fiscal Cliff.” The Randster says, “Why don’t we let the DemocRATS pass whatever they want? If they are the party of higher taxes, all the Republicans vote present and let the DemocRATS raise taxes as high as they want to raise them, let DemocRATS in the Senate raise taxes, let the president sign it and then make them own the tax increase. And when the economy stalls, when the economy sputters, when people lose their jobs, they know which party to blame, the party of high taxes.” The only problem is, Obama Supporters in the Press will make sure Republicans get the blame and all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters will never know the difference.
  • AT THIS WEEK’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if there was any way to avoid the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term in the Divided States of America. “There’s only one chance,” Kane predicted. “That’s if some the Electors from Virginia, Ohio, and a couple of other states decided to vote for Romney when the Electoral College meets on December 17.” Think how they could argue about that on the cable news shows.
  • AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday you’ll be enjoying our “Truth About Santa” E-dition.

Tuesday we’ll publish Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers and The Blower will be checking our Mayan calendar to see how much more time we’ll have until the world ends on December 21.

Wednesday, we’ll be checking to see what kind of lies Hillary plans to tell when she testifies before Congress about the Benghazi attack.

Thursday we’ll be reporting that there has still been no progress averting the “Fiscal Cliff.”

And the first line of Friday’s limerick is: “The worst part of a Hanukkah rhyme”

 WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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