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Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Rank Hath Its Privileges
CODE OF MISCONDUCT: So why doesn’t Resigned-in-Disgraced Former CIA Director David Petraeus (Rhymes With Betray-us) want to testify at the Congressional Benghazi-Gate Hearings? Even if they take away his Good Conduct Ribbon, he’ll still have lots of medals on his uniform. And why won’t Hillary be attending? It must be wine-tasting season in Australia. And who’ll be Hillary’s replacement as Secretary of State? Obama will surely be rewarding Susan Rice after she repeatedly lied about Benghazi on all those Sunday TV Talk Shows. And you can be sure, all of Obama’s Unreporters in the Press will be covering this sex scandal, so long as it deflects from Obama’s lies.
And did ABC’s Denver affiliate really run a phony cover of Paula Broadwell’s biography of General David Petraeus? The cover read “All Up in My Snatch,” whatever that means, when the real book title is “All In.”
- SYMBOL OF DISTRESS: In Florida, Whistleblower Bureau Chief Rank Feikel says WTSP-TV in Tampa was reporting the story about Navy veteran Philip Hoezel, a Fleming Island resident who’s been flying his American flag upside down as a “symbol of distress” ever since Obama was re-elected. “I figure if they can burn the flag, if they can spit on it, if they can put it down as a doormat, why can’t I fly it upside down?” says Hoezel.
RACE TO SECEDE: It’s only been a week since Obama was re-elected, and amazingly, people from more than 20 of the Divided States of America have already used the White House’s online “We the People” program to petition the administration and allow that state to secede. The Obama program rule states if 25,000 people sign your petition within 30 days, the White House will be forced to respond. Texas already has more than 25,000 signatures on its petition, and these other states could soon have theirs: Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina and Tennessee. Three states — Georgia, Missouri and South Carolina are each represented by two competing petitions.
Ohio just got its petition too. You can sign it here.
MESSAGE FOR JOHN BOEHNER: Firebrands at Grasstops USA.com say it’s time for John Boehner and Republicans in Congress to stop compromising and start impeaching. They were wrong to think standing up for the Constitution would cost them the 2012 election; and now, some of them are finally coming to realize what patriotic Americans have known all along… that it was their refusal to stand up and do their Constitutional duty that cost them the election. So now it’s time to stop capitulating and start impeaching.- GOING GALT: John Galt says it’s past time productive people went on strike, withdrawing their services in protest against a society that damns them for being productive and expropriates the fruits of their labor. “Going Galt” doesn’t simply mean getting angry. That would be “Going Postal.” It means having righteous indignation at the injustice of a political system that bails out individuals and institutions for irresponsible behavior and at the expense of those who prosper through hard work and personal responsibly.
WHISTLEBLOWER FOCUS GROUP: Last week, The Blower asked for explanations of what went wrong on Election Day. Here’s what one Tea Party Critic had to say:
Last week’s election was a complete and total loss for the Tea Party on the national level with the loss of so many national Tea Party candidates such as Allen West in Florida, Richard Mourdock in Indiana, Josh Mandel here in Ohio and Todd Akin in Missouri, and locally Mike Wilson was rejected for a second time even after Republicans in the Ohio Legislature drew him a tailor-made district.
- OHIO FOOD STAMP CUTS: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio families receiving food stamps could get an unwelcome surprise come January: $50 less every month in assistance. No reason to complain: All those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters obviously approve of it.
MORE FREE STUFF: Obama Supporters in Bond Hill, Evanston, Avondale, College Hill and Price Hill all want a grocery store and the American Heart Association gave a $75,000 grant to tell people to eat better foods. These neighborhoods all had grocery stores, but they were robbed blind of everything on their shelves: especially pampers and baby formula all those unwed mamas were so fond of. Stores can’t operate when they don’t make a profit. Maybe black entrepreneurs, like Wendell Young, Chris Smithermouth, and Stevecia Reese would like to open grocery stores for their black voters and see how long they can stay in business.- SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF: Republicans for Higher Taxes are mourning the defeat of Sean Donovan for Hamilton County Sheriff. They believe Donovan was the best candidate on the ballot this year, with his support for higher taxes and streetcars.
Incoming Sheriff Jim Neil had his victory party in Crosby Township Saturday night. One of our snitches from Blue Ash was there after his presence was personally requested given the assistance he provided the Neil campaign. It was fitting he pulled in next to a car with a Romney bumper sticker. Sheriff-elect Neil was very pleased with the Republican support he received, and boy did he receive lots of it! Many of the people at this party were active or former deputies, none of whom (that the snitch spoke to) had anything nice to say about Leis/Donovan. Neil worked his way through the department and earned their respect.
Isn’t it something when RINO Party Chairman Alex TryinToFoolYou said, “My sense is he (Donovan) did not win every single Republican vote.” You think? Had Ole’ Blue Face bothered to speak with Real Republicans who will give him an honest take, he would have understood months ago that Donovan was going to bleed a significant number of Republican votes. That’s what happens when you run a candidate who wants higher taxes and streetcars, and isn’t respected by the deputies under him. The word eventually gets out.
NORTHERN KENTUCKY BS: When Thomas Massie took over for Goof Doofus yesterday, Kentucky’s new Fourth District Congressman had a lot of catching up to do. Maybe that’s why Massie called his farm in Lewis County to have a couple of loads of manure sent to the Capitol, since everybody else was already so far ahead.- NOT PC ON TV: Alternate Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis noticed TV 19’s “Trish the Dish” was off the air Sunday night. Do you think she was suspended for a post on her personal Facebook page, where she referred to PMSNBC’s Lesbian Host Rachel Maddow as an “angry young man?” Fox management was so flooded with complaints, they couldn’t put their fingers in the dyke fast enough. But to be fair to Trish, that lezzie is ugly enough to be a guy.
- FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane what he thought about General Betray-us’ resignation as head of the CIA. “Let’s face it,” Kane explained. “If the CIA director can’t keep an affair secret, guys like Disgraced Former Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen and Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine’s Stuttering Son never had a chance either.
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