Daily Archives: November 1, 2012

Special “Acting Presidential” E-dition

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Blue States Bashed

  •  LOOKING PRESIDENTIAL: The White House released photos showing Obama in the Situation Room being “presidential,” monitoring Super Storm Sandy. Photo Shop Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us what that meeting really looked like. Now The Blower wants to know where the photos are of the Situation Room on 9/11/12. Obama announced on Tuesday that if the governors are not getting enough storm damage help from the federal government, they should call him directly. Too bad Ambassador Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen A. Doherty and Tyrone S. Woods did not have that option. Did Obama really say when an “American is in need… we leave nobody behind?” Did Obama really meet with Biden and Panetta 55 minutes after the State Department was notified the Benghazi was under attack? Are there more Benghazi e-mails? John McCain vows to put Obama senior officials “Under Oath” over Benghazi. Do you think Senator McCainiac can arrange that before Election Day?
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER reports Jay Leno said, “Don’t ask, don’t tell is back … Obama’s new policy for questions about Libya.”

Obama wanted to visit New York City for a photo op of him “simulating inspection of Sandy’s damage,” but Mayor Bloomberg said, “No thanks, Mr. President. We have work to do.” Obama had to settle for a photo op in Blue-State New Jersey instead. Then it was back on the campaign trail for today— where else, in Las Vegas. That seems to be Obama’s favorite place to campaign during a national tragedy.

Meanwhile, Obama Supporters in the Press couldn’t stop mocking Mitt Romney for collecting food and supplies for Sandy’s victims.

And while Obama and Mitt Romney can’t wait to hand out billions of borrowed dollars to victims of Super Storm Sandy, Loony Libertarian First Congressional District Candidate Jim Berns calls for cutting FEMA from 2013 budget. If people build and live in flood plains or near the coast, there should be no more subsidized insurance or government loans! Like most residents of the First District, I am way above the Ohio, Miami, and Mill Creek flood plain. Why should we pay taxes (or have the government borrow money) so FEMA can give it to people with ocean front homes, condos, and businesses? Steve Chabot head says, “Now you see why I didn’t show up at Sunday’s fringe candidates’ debate on Fountain Square.

  • SANDY STOLE THE ELECTION: Liberals and Obama Supporters in the Press are now getting ready to delegitimize a Romney Victory by claiming “Sandy stole the election.” In 2000 it was hanging chads. In 2004, it was electronic voting machines. They’ll need something to get them through the years ahead after Romney unseats Obama next week.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says National polls are really meaningless at this stage in the election (unless your candidate is leading). Maybe that’s why Obama supporters are now quick to tell you “The only poll that matters is the one on Election Day.” That’s what candidates who are behind always say.
  • DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: How about that voting machine in Marion County? When voters selected “Mitt Romney” on the electronic touch screen, Obama’s name lit up. A mere technical glitch, to be sure.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN: On this date in 1950, President Harry S. Truman escaped an assassination attempt by Griselio Torresola and Oscar Collazo at the Blair House in Washington, D.C. Can any of our Failed Cincinnati Public School graduates tell us what that was about?
  • NOBAMA IN CINCINNATI: With only “four” more days until the Presidential Elections, Slackers (who didn’t have to go to work anyway) and Union Goons (expecting to be paid to attend) were really upset when Obama blew off Wednesday’s scheduled Halloween grass roots campaign visit at the Duke Energy Center. If that event isn’t rescheduled, it was probably the last opportunity to see Obama in Cincinnati before he’s evicted from the White House on January 20, 2013.
  • STILL WANDERING IN THE WILDERNESS: Here’s Alex T. on Twitter Tuesday night: “Another late night campaigning for @HamCoGOP and our team. But, looking forward to tomorrow, Beggar’s Night!” There were a grand total of ZERO events on the Republican Party’s calendar Tuesday night, so maybe that means Alex was doing a little door-to-door? Not likely, since it gets dark before 7 now. Maybe he was making some phone calls in a Victory Center! OK, we can stop laughing now. No, Alex, hanging out in a bar with Ashwin and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Campaign Mangler is not “campaigning.”
  • CROOKS IN CONGRESS: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to Kurt Rand at Breibart, one of Ohio U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown’s top campaign contributors partnered in a joint venture converting waste to electrical power — a venture which received millions of stimulus funds and a sweetheart deal with the government. This sweetheart deal fleeced millions of public utility customers while benefiting shareholders of one of the nation’s wealthiest real estate companies. There’s another story The Fishwrap must have missed.
  • CAMPAIGN VIDEOS: Today we have “We Can’t Afford Another Term,” but the first part of “Momentum” made us think of Ronald Reagan’s “Morning in America.”

Now Steven Crowder teaches trick-or-treaters a valuable Halloween lesson by applying President Obama’s economic philosophy to their candy-gathering efforts. Apparently it’s no fun to hear a man in a monkey costume tell a kid with a bucket full of candy: “you didn’t build that”

  • SARAH JONES V. THE FISHWRAP: The Cabal of Northern Kentucky attorneys out to destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters says following Sarah Jones’ frivolous lawsuit against Skaggie Maggie, Wedgie Washburn, Jim Hannah, and Terry DeMio at The Fishwrap is going to be fun — another slow-motion but high-casualty train wreck caused by Kentucky’s worst lawyer. Is he going for a new sanctions record, or does he really think that “right allegation, wrong slut” is defamatory? And how does this idiot think she has “any” remaining shred of a reputation?
  • BLUEGRASS POLITICS: NoKY Fishwrapper Scott Wartman reported on DemocRAT Congressional Candidate Bill Adkins’ campaign commercial using Goof Doofus’ comments during the Republican primary critical of Republican Thomas Massie. So why didn’t Scott supply the link, so you could watch the commercial for yourself. Is that the kind of coverage worth extra to see?
  • NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE “I’m Bill Adkins and I approved this message.”
  • FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Obama Supporters in the Press will still be covering Obama and Michelle when they move to their $40 million mansion in Hawaii in 2013. “Of Course,” Kane explained. “And Obama’s supporters even have a new sitcom planned.

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