Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

We’ve now had six weeks of dishonesty and cover-up about Benghazi from Team Obama. Getting to the truth should have been the number one goal at last night debates. —Dead Ambassador Chris Stevens’ Mom
There’s been no inconsistency on our ever-changing Libya story. —Obama Advisor David Axelgrease
With only “13” more days until the Presidential Elections, can you imagine that some people are actually calling us “culpable” in Obama’s Libyan Cover-up just because we’re still not demanding the truth? —Obama Supporters in the Press
When will the post-debate spinning stop? —Irving Dervish
Will everybody be congratulating me this morning on how well I prepared Mitt Romney for Monday night’s debate like the way they did after the First Presidential Debate? —Rob “Fighting for Fisticuffs” Portman
It’s unbelievable that Republicans agreed to allow a Feckless Foursome like PBS’s Jim Lehrer, ABC’s Martha Raddatz, CNN’s Candy Crowley, and me to run interference for Obama during the debates. —CBS’ Bob Schieffer
Everybody was waiting to see which word or phrase would be traversing the Twitterverse half way through Monday night’s debate, replacing “Big Bird” and Binders for Women” as Obama’s latest silly campaign gimmick to keep voters focused on anything but what might be important like Obama’s freaking record. —Twitter Followers and Facebook Friends
Were we ever wrong! This year Presidential debates really do matter. —Political Pundits Throwing Conventional Wisdom Out the Window
How hard would it be to use an egg timer so candidates would know when their time was up? —Acme Timer Company
Are things really so bad for Team Obama that Obama and Joe Biden are scheduled to appear in Dayton at a joint public rally for the first time during the campaign? —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
Will reporters be prevented from speaking to voters at that rally like I was at Biden’s rally in Canton on Monday? —Joe Vardo, Columbus Dispatch
Was that the same rally where supporters misspelled the word “Forward” on their T-Shirts? —Teechers for Obama
Friday at the University of Wisconsin in Wausau, I told a crowd to vote early, because you may find your “toilet overflowing” on Election Day. —Michelle
Please don’t ask where all those millions of dollars came from to discredit my opponent, GOP Senate Candidate Josh Mandel. —Disingenuous DemocRAT U.S. Senator Sherrod “I Love George Soros” Brown
Cleveland DemocRATS will be happy when we take down our racist billboards that discriminate against felons. —The Greedy Weasels at Clear Channel
So how much business is the Lamar Outdoor Advertising losing because that Obama-loving billboard company refused run our digital signs in Greater Cincinnati? —Patriots Action LLC

Please don’t ask why our biased web page already shows DemocRATS winning the 2012 Elections. —WCPO-TV (Substantial True News)
If you oppose four year terms for Degenerate DemocRATS on Cincinnati City Clown-cil, David A. Pepper will be happy to deliver a free “Vote No” sign for your yard or business. —Vote No on Issue 4
Please don’t ask who I’m planning to hire for my $107,000-per-year court administrator because it is racist that only the white juvenile judge got to hire an administrator. —Ditzy DemocRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter
Did one of the local GOP Congressional Candidates we endorsed last weekend forget to sign the Americans for Tax Reform’s “Taxpayer Protection Pledge?” —Skaggie Maggie’s Idiotorial Board at The Fishwrap
Please don’t ask the exact term Semper Si used to disparage my opponent at last weekend’s big retirement party for several members of the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Department. — Sean Donovan
Elections just don’t seem the same these days without the likes of Mary Walker, Archie Wilson, and “Mean Jean” Schmidt on the ballot. —Clermont Cronies
When will The Blower be congratulating me on becoming a Good DemocRAT? —George McGovern
On yesterday’s date in 1975, Air Force Sergeant Leonard Matlovich, a decorated veteran of the Vietnam War, was given a “general” discharge after publicly declaring his homosexuality and long-time Whistleblower reader Jim Applegate was the Air Force Colonel who prosecuted him. In Obama’s Army, Matlovich would probably be given general’s stars by now. —Hurley the Historian
That’s why we chose 18th Century British poet, dramatist, novelist, essayist, and no doubt gay, Oliver Goldsmith’s “Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Did we screw-up this year? There are actually judgeship races on the ballot where somebody’s not running unopposed. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka
We weren’t trying to get Republicans to vote early at the Board of Elections on Monday. It was more important that everybody attended my debate watching party with free food and soft drinks at Montgomery Inn (in Montgomery). —Anthony Munoz
What a bunch of cheapskates. We had an open bar at our Debate Watching Party in Anderson. —Archbishop Dennis Schnurr
In Northern Kentucky, many dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed and still undecided voters still haven’t seen enough of Obama’s negative attack ads on TV to help them make up their minds. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Obama and the DemocRATS support same-sex marriage, but those Libertarians think “Gay is OK” too. —Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
Are you sure Obama’s last day in office will be in only “89” more days? —Northern Kentucky Republicans
So little time, so much to redistribute. —Northern Kentucky DemocRATS
How is anybody supposed to know which candidate to vote for until the Morning Fishwrap publishes its political endorsements? —Mama Maruska
We’re telling everybody to vote early so they can volunteer to work all day at the polls on Election Day. —Tea Party Tim
I’m not really “undecided.” I just said it so you’d interview me, just like I do whenever a pollster calls on the telephone. —Ed Norton, Northern Kentucky Sewer Worker
Most teenage boys don’t reach their sexual peak until they reach age of 18. —Northern Kentucky Sex-Ed Teacher Sarah Jones.
Was The Blower covering my “Removal Hearing” in Vanilla Hills last night? —Mayor (Or Maybe Not) Mike Martin
Trish the Dish wonders if the Bungals were mathematically eliminated when they lost to the Steelers on National TV Sunday night. —Channel 19 Short Attention Span News at 6:30 PM
Does that mean we’re now finished with the 2012 Elections story? — Channel 5’s Sheree Paolello

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