Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

While Obama was forced to cram last weekend for tonight’s do-or-die debate, Mitt Romney was drawing huge crowds at victory rallies all over Ohio. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
My Monday Lunken Airport crowd might not have been larger than the 12,000 people who packed themselves into Hangar 10 for that big John McCain-Sarah Palin rally on October 22 in 2008, so we had to bribe our volunteers to stay around for some great Montgomery Inn Ribs (which turned out only to be barbecue). —Paul Ryan
Most people say our coverage of political rallies is pretty good, and it doesn’t cost $10-per-month like The Fishwrap. —Clermont Tea Party
Who won last week’s Vice Presidential Debate Parody–Saturday Night Live or Taiwan Animation? —Video Watchers
Did everybody see Jay Leno ripping Bombastic Biden for nearly three minutes? —Late Night TV Jokewatcher
Times are really getting tough when Liberal publications tell an incumbent DemocRAT President to “Hit the Road” —Newsweek
No fair! Mitt Romney shouldn’t be allowed to say Obama’s Benghazi-Gate Cover-up is worse than Nixon’s Watergate (because Nobody died at Watergate) at tonight’s Second Presidential Debate at Hofstra University in New York. —The Obama Re-Election Campaign
We have now had over a month of dishonesty and cover-up about Benghazi from Team Obama. Getting to the truth should be number one goal next two debates. —Newt Gingrich
With only “20” more days until the Presidential Elections, can you imagine that some people are actually calling us “culpable” in Obama’s Libyan Cover-up just because we’re not demanding the truth? —Obama Supporters in the Press
While I’m shilling for Obama tonight, I’ll also be trying to break ABC News Harpy Martha Raddatz’s record when she allowed a Discourteous DemocRAT like “Smirking Joe” Biden to interrupt a Republican 85 times. —CNN’s Biased Moderator Candy Crowley Wearing an Obama/Biden Button
Please don’t where all those millions of dollars came from to me discredit my opponent, GOP Senate Candidate Josh Mandel. —Disingenuous DemocRAT U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown
Just how hard am I supposed to campaign in Ohio for Obama this week after he threw Hillary under his “Benghazi Bus?” —Bill Clinton
When will The Blower be congratulating me on becoming a Good DemocRAT? –Arlen Specter
Cleveland DemocRATS say our racist billboards discriminate against felons. —The Greedy Weasels at Clear Channel

With the price at the pump twice what it was when Obama came into office, they say one picture is worth a thousand words (or a thousand dollars). —APSuperPAC

So how much business is the Lamar Outdoor Advertising losing because that Obama-loving billboard company refused run our digital signs in Greater Cincinnati? —Patriots Action LLC

After the Reds depressing disappointment this week, at least the Bungals haven’t been mathematically eliminated yet. –Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
On this date in 1793, Marie Antoinette was beheaded, and anti-taxers recall when “TaxKiller Tom” cut That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt’s head off the cake when she won the “Marie Antoinette Let ‘Em Eat Cake Award,” which had been bestowed to honor the tax-and-spend RINO politician for her blithe ignorance of the plight of the beleaguered over-taxed payers of Cincinnati and Hamilton County. —Hurley the Historian
That’s why we chose Michelle Antoinette’s “We are in the midst of a huge recovery because of what Obama has done.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Trish the Dish wonders when the wives of the candidates get to debate. —Channel 19 Short Attention Span News at 6:30 PM
No fair, I wanted to ask that question first. — Channel 5’s Sheree Paolello

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