Sunday, October 7, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
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OUR NUMBER ONE EDWARD CROPPER ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK was “Another Obama Record: Four straight years of Trillion Dollar Deficits”
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OUR NUMBER TWO EDWARD CROPPER ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK was “Politico Editor: Obama Was Too Busy Being President, Didn’t Have Time to Practice for Debate.”
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AND OUR NUMBER THREE EDWARD CROPPER ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK was “Al Gore blames Obama’s poor debate performance on high altitude.”
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- MONDAY in our Special “Presidential Debate Forecast” E-dition, The Blower asked when is a debate not a debate?
To debate or not to debate, that was the question. But deal or no deal, Wednesday’s so-called debate was still on.
But first, let’s get one thing straight: What you’ll see on October 3 in Denver will not be a “debate.” At best, the media circus put on by the so-called Commission on Presidential Debates will be a Joint Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator like former PBS Commentator Jim Lehrer.
Hurley the Historian says no wonder Lincoln, Douglas, Kennedy, and Nixon will all be spinning in their graves. And that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Roman poet Juvenal’s: “Two things only the people actually desire: bread and circuses.”
According to Wikipedia, “Bread and circuses” (or Bread and games) (from Latin: panem et circenses) is an ancient Roman metaphor for people choosing food and fun over freedom. It often appears in commentary that accuses people of giving up their civic duty and following whichever political leader offers to satisfy their decadent desires.
Romney and Obama won’t be under oath. Neither will their spokesmen and spinners, so there’s no danger of anybody being prosecuted for perjury. Or else, the entire Obama Administration would be in the slammer this morning for all those lies they’ve told, covering up for all those lies they told about the emerging scandal of Team Obama’s lies about the attacks at the Benghazi consulate that killed four Americans, including the reportedly gay Ambassador. The best part was when Obama Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard said, “We didn’t lie about Libya. We just said things that weren’t true.”
You’re about to see a lot of hoopla and hype. You’ll see pre-debate spinning to raise and lower expectations and post-debate spinning for campaigns and supporters to tell you that despite of what you may have seen with your own eyes, their candidate won.
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TUESDAY in our Official “Ohio Early Voting” E-dition, The Blower advised everybody to vote early and often and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Are we running out of hype for tomorrow night’s Joint Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator in Denver? —The So-Called Commission on Presidential Debates
We’re doing everything we can to lower expectations for Obama’s performance in tomorrow night’s debate. —Obama Supporters in the Press
Does The Blower have any zingers I could use to prep Mitt Romney for tomorrow night’s debate? —Rob “Fighting for Free Phones” Portman
Only two of the original sponsors have pulled their support over the exclusion of our presidential candidate Gary Johnson, arguing that the commission which runs the debates is locked into a two-party outlook. —Loony Libertarians
And just to show how fair and impartial I can be, I won’t even be wearing my Obama button when I moderate the debate. —Former PBS Commentator Jim Lehrer
Midway through the debate, we’ll already be telling you who won. —Skewed Pollsters for Obama
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WEDNESDAY in our Special “D-Day in Denver” E-dition, The Blower said “Hooray, Hooray, It’s the Big Debate Day”:
AND POST-DEBATE SPINNING BEGINS RIGHT AWAY: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says all week the news media have been trying to create Debate Drama in Denver, and our Hype-o-Meter just went kerflooey. As The Blower predicted yesterday, they’re running out of hype for tonight’s Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver.
Reporters are “hyperventilating.” Columnists are “hypercharged.” And pundits are “hyperpostulating.” It’s not just a make-or-break debate tonight. It’s not just a game-changer. With then only “33” more days until the 2012 Presidential Elections, millions of really undecided voters might be watching. One bloghead buffoon even says it’ll be the “greatest political showdown in the History of the World–Parts One and Two.”
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Deciphering Da Debate”E-dition, The Blower told you everything you wanted to know about presidential debates but were afraid to ask:
OBAMA-ROMNEY DEBATE REHEARSAL: Since The Blower is always available the day before our publication date (e.g. Thursday’s E-dition comes out on Wednesday), we can’t report this morning exactly what happened at Wednesday night’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver. We can, however, provide an exclusive look at what happened when Obama and Romney got together Wednesday afternoon to plan what they were going to say “spontaneously” on Wednesday night.
DEBATE SHOW PREP: Next we can show you some of the “Best Moments From Previous Presidential Debates.” We also have “What Obama and Romney Can Learn From Past Presidential Debates.” Would you like to see “10 Memorable Moments in Past Presidential Debates on TV?” Or how about some “Memorable Quotes from U.S. Presidential Debates” and a Trivia Test, so you can “Test Your Knowledge of Past Presidential Debates.”
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Ronald Reagan’s “Ask yourself, ‘Are you better off now than you were four years ago?” from the Gipper’s debate President Jimmy Carter in 1980.
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- FRIDAY in our Special “Post-Debate Analysis” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is Portman a great Debate Coach or what!”:
TOP TEN LIST: Today it’s the Top Ten ways you know even Liberal pundits were forced to admit Obama lost Wednesday night’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver.
TOP TEN LIST: Today it’s the Top Ten ways you know even Liberal pundits were forced to admit Obama lost Wednesday night’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver.
10. PMSNBC’s Chris Matthews’ post debate meltdown
9. James Carville says “Mitt Romney came with a chainsaw”
8. CNN Post Debate Flash Poll said Romney won the debate 67%-25%
7. Michael Moore tweeted “This is what happens when you pick John Kerry as your debate coach”
6. Obama $1 Million Donor Bill Maher said “Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.
5. Al Gore is blaming the altitude in Denver because Obama hadn’t been that high since college
4. Obama and Michelle looked shell shocked after the debate
3. The DNC Post-Debate Ad said “Romney was a Big Meanie”
2. The last time a white man beat a black man like that, it started our Civil War
…And the Number One way you know even Liberal pundits were forced to admit Obama lost Wednesday night’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver is… During the Post-Debate Spin Session, the Obama Surrogate referred To “PRESIDENT Romney.
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- SATURDAY in our Special “Cooked Books ” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is this Obama’s October Surprise?”
REALLY SUSPICIOUS JOB NUMBERS: Obama’s Unemployment Rate miraculously fell to 7.8 % last month, dropping below 8% for the first time in nearly four years and As Obama Supporters in the Press are claiming, will practically assure Obama’s re-election in then only “30” days. Coincidence? We think not.
Obama’s 7.8% unemployment rate for September matches the rate in January 2009, when Obama took office. In the months after Obama’s inauguration, the rate rose sharply and had topped 8% for 43 straight months. The decline in the unemployment rate now comes only two days after a weak debate performance against GOP challenger Mitt Romney. Obama’s Labor Secretary Hilda Solis said she was “insulted” when asked on CNBC about suspicions that the Obama administration might have skewed the jobs numbers to aid Obama’s re-election dimming prospects. Former GE CEO Jack Welch Tweets, “These Chicago guys will do anything. They can’t debate, so they change the numbers.” Imagine that!
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PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS 2012: This weekend, Obama is using trying to use that bogus Jobs Report that showed Unemployment Rate miraculously fell to 7.8 % on Friday (a month before the elections) as he tried to recover from his disastrous debate performance against Republican challenger Mitt Romney, who one of Obama’s surrogates called “President Romney” after the debate. Imagine how it’ll be this week after Romney’s major foreign policy speech criticizing Obama’s handling of that attack in Libya resulting in the death of U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three others, and the anticipated Vice Presidential Debate between Paul Ryan and Obama’s gaffe-a-minute VP Buffoon Joe Biden.- OHIO THE AORTA OF IT ALL: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders according to The Blaze, Obama was greeting different vendors at Cleveland’s West Side Market when he came upon the proprietor of Rolston Poultry. According to the White House pool report, Obama asked the man how business was going. “Terrible since you got here,” the man replied. Reporters were unable to get close enough to ask the man his political affiliation. According to the report, Obama “didn’t appear amused by the sentiment” and the Cleveland Pain Dealer said he “quickly shifted direction to another stand” after the encounter. The man had appeared annoyed prior to speaking with the president and “grumbled” as reporters commented about his chicken display. “Take one home with you,” he said, according to the newspaper. “I haven’t sold anything in 40 minutes.”
- DIRTY TRICKSTERS: Donald Segretti reports “Catholics for Obama” is push-polling Ohio voters to support Obama’s re-election bid by asking: “How can you support a ‘Mormon’ who does not believe in Jesus Christ?” But isn’t the Mormon Church called the “Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?” Boy, Obama must think all those Catholics are really stupid.
ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HEARD FROM: Libertarian Gary Johnson was almost totally ignored by the local news media when he came to Cincinnati on Friday. The noontime rally at UC was set up for 700 and every seat was filled, but lazy Fishwrappers only reported “several hundred.” Had Obama been there, Local Obama Supporters in the Press would’ve called “7,000.” Friday night at meet-and-greet for the Libertarian Party Presidential Candidate at Dave & Buster’s in Springdale, Johnson shared campaign strategy with Ohio First Congressional District Libertarian Jim Berns, made a friendly wager about which Libertarian would have a higher percentage of the popular vote on Election Day.- LAWBREAKERS IN CHURCH: So how many local pastors will be taking part in Pulpit Freedom Sunday, October 7? Will they preach like Charlie Hassell at Highland Avenue Baptist Church?
- HOW ABOUT DEM REDS: Remembering what Yogi Berra always said–“Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa,” and how poorly Dusty’s boys have been swinging their bats lately, Typical Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather hopes our over-paid offensive players enjoyed a little extra batting practice on their day off before Saturday night’s National League Playoff Game.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen as close as the presidential race has been for months, it doesn’t take much to make a difference, and Mitt Romney’s debate win this past week appears to have impacted the numbers in the Key Three Swing States – Florida, Ohio and Virginia.
OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “The consensus is that Mitt Romney won the presidential debate last night. The only people who thought Obama won were the replacement refs…They’re saying close to 60 million people may have watched the debate. In fact, the only person who didn’t tune in was President Obama…President Obama talked last night about finding other sources of energy for the future. Other sources? He couldn’t muster up enough energy for the 90-minute debate!…And to make matters worse, last night was President Obama’s wedding anniversary. Let me tell you something. The only way his anniversary could’ve been worse is if he’d forgotten it.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 2001, less than a month after al-Qaeda terrorists flew commercial jets into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11, President Bush announced military action in Afghanistan. Can you imagine our military response if Obama had been in the White House?
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Rudyard Kipling’s “When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.”
- VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Michelle Obama was seen Digging Up DemocRATS at Spring Grove Cemetery in Cincinnati Tuesday on the first day of Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud.
- THUGS ‘R US: Labor unions backing Barack Obama are using a garbage man at Mitt Romney’s $12m mansion to attack him in ad claiming he “doesn’t care.”
- MEDIA MENDACITY: Liberals went bonkers on Thursday accusing Mitt Romney of cheating when after they thought they saw him putting notes on the podium. Imagine their embarrassment when it turned out to be his handkerchief.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #276 is to quote Thomas Sowell: “Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.”
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: are endorsing Barack Hussein Obama for President, citing his strong efforts to raise taxes and expand government control over our health care decisions. They also said Obama had a big win at Wednesday’s debate.
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Racial Racketeers for Obama say, “Forget 2008! Only re-electing Obama in 2012 will prove America isn’t racist.”- READING THE TEA LEAVES: Local Tea Party Patriots met on Saturday at the SW Ohio Liberty Headquarters to announced a plan for reaching out to the Black Community to make on-on-one contacts and show black families why their values are not being represented by Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS.
- MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: Under The Fishwrap’s new Digital Pay Policy, Freddy Factchecker wants to know if he’ll have to log-in every time he needs to fact-check one of their stories?
- THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Word is City workers loved the fire department piece about Edwinna Lyttle in Thursday’s E-dition. Fire fighters sure did.
- HC SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET: Is DemocRAT Candidate for Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neal really filing a complaint with the Ohio Elections Commission against Republican candidate Sean Donovan’s illegal campaign tactics?
IN ANDERSON: Romney yard signs are now available. Contact “info@andersonteaparty.org”- NORTHERN KENTUCKY DEBATE REACTION: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports the KY Compost says more than 100 dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, students and faculty at Northern Kentucky University gathered to watch the first presidential debate of 2012 in a unique and high-tech way. They crowded into every available seat and even sat on stairways inside the Digitorium at Griffin Hall to watch the debate on a giant TV screen and use their smartphones and computers to tweet comments and answer questions about the debate. What was their most impressive conclusion? A majority of the crowd liked the red tie Mitt Romney was wearing, over the blue tie Obama wore during the debate.
- CONFRONTING MUSLIMS ATTACKS: Remember those stories that Marines had no bullets to guard our embassies in Libya in Egypt? Well, it’s true. The Obama Administration didn’t want pictures of dead Muslims on September 11, so they took away our Marines’ ammo and put the word out on the street: If our Marines couldn’t shoot the Murdering Muslims, our Commander-in-Chief figured the Murdering Muslims wouldn’t shoot our Marines.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL: Congress doesn’t seem to be accomplishing anything these days, so we have another timely poem from the Bard of Cleves.
Congressional Criminals
Congress is composed of silly fools
But let me tell you, Honey.
The one thing they’re expert at
Is taking all your money.
THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if if there’s any way Obama’s miraculous job numbers could be accurate. “It doesn’t much matter,” Kane explained, “as long as some of those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed people who haven’t already voted believe it.”- AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “29” days away.
Monday, we’ll be asking local undecided voters what they thought about Obama’s performance at last week’s DemocRAT Debacle in Denver.
Tuesday we’ll be hoping the Reds won’t be eliminated in the National League Playoffs.
Wednesday we’ll be talking about Mitt Romney’s major foreign policy speech where he’ll be criticizing Obama’s handling of that attack in Libya resulting in the death of U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three others.
Thursday we’ll be watching the much anticipated Vice Presidential Debate between Paul Ryan and Obama’s gaffe-a-minute VP Buffoon Joe Biden.
And the first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “Watching the Reds’ Playoffs this year.”
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