Daily Archives: September 29, 2012

Special “Free Obamaphone” E-dition

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Who Knew Liberals Could Be So Funny?

  • SNL’s THURSDAY NIGHT UPDATE: Did Uber-Liberal “Saturday Night Live” really mock Obama’s claim that ordinary Americans are better off today than they were four years ago? And you thought SNL only made fun of Conservatives.
  • OTHER VIDEO REVIEWS: In yesterday’s lead story, SEUI Union Goons paid Typical Obama Voters $11-per-hour to demonstrate outside Romney’s Rally in Cleveland, along with their free phones from Obama. Now if they only had a brain.

Reacting to yesterday’s Link of the Day, our Angry Andersonian says, “Jesoooey H. Christopher! Samuel L. Jackson’s “Wake the Fuck Up” Ad for Obama video really blew me away! How can anyone believe that crap?

Just for fun, the latest episode of “NewsBusted” is out.

Meanwhile, Google CEO Eric Schmidt is defending his company’s decision to keep an anti-Islam film on its YouTube website despite violent protests all over the Muslim world. [FREE SPEECH FANATICS CAN WATCH IT HERE]

  • BENGHAZI-GATE: There’s new evidence the White House lied about the Libya Terror attack, but at least so far nobody’s reporting that Hillary sent a gay Ambassador to a country that hates homosexuals.
  • MORE MEDIA BIAS: This week at the Media Research Center’s 25th Anniversary Gala Dishonor Awards, Katie Couric was designated “Worst Reporter in the History of Man.” Stay with it, Fishwrappers, you’ll get there yet.
  • SHOW HIM THE MONEY: Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose say one of Thursday’s three spam-grams from Obama’s Re-election Campaign was begging for yet another $5 donation before Sunday’s deadline because “there’s no billionaire donor or lobbyist waiting around to write a $10 million check.”

Meanwhile, Obama’s Liberal Buddy George Soros was only donating another $1.5 million to Obama front groups.

  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says if you’re tired of looking at all those skewed polls these days, why not check out some “Unskewed Polls” for a change.

Also, according to a Fox News Poll, 79 % say all Americans should pay income taxes. This includes Obama supporters.

And Zogby says Arab-American Muslims “Overwhelmingly” support Obama. What a surprise that is. It’s almost he’s one of them.

  • LEAGUE OF WOMEN VIPERS: The Bipartisan Biddies say they’re withdrawing their sponsorship of the presidential debate scheduled for mid-October because the demands of the two campaign organizations would perpetrate a fraud on the American voter. “It has become clear to us that the candidates’ organizations aim to add debates to their list of campaign-trail charades devoid of substance, spontaneity and honest answers to tough questions. The League has no intention of becoming an accessory to the hoodwinking of the American public.”

Also, Mitt Romney plans to turn himself into a one-man truth squad during the first presidential debate next week, casting Obama as someone who can’t be trusted to stick to the facts or keep his promises.

Meanwhile, the White House is telling anybody who’ll listen that Obama is “too busy” these days to prepare for next week’s debate in Denver with Mitt Romney. That must mean Obama’s been prepping night and day.

  • OHIO UPDATE: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says there’s the drop in Ohio voter registration (especially in DemocRAT strongholds) and that mirrors a nationwide trend.
  • DIGGING UP DEMOCRATS: The Fishwrap just reported Michelle Obama plans to come to visit Cincinnati next Tuesday for the first day of Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud. The Blower had that news a week ago. See what you’ll be getting when our Feckless Fishwrappers start charging all that money for second-hand news next month?
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Thursday’s local NAALCP Candidates Night was held at someplace called “Integrity Hall.” How ironic was that? Steve Reece he doesn’t know what ironic means, but it sure was profitable.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says Gene Autry was born on this date in 1907. Do you think viewers of the Encore Westerns Channel will be asking why no Gene Autry movies will be shown today?
  • OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose “The Future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam,” but they’re not quite sure who said it— that Iranian Madman Ahmadinejad or Obama.

Countdown Calendars

  • ELECTION DAY is coming only “37” more days.
  • TAXMAGEDDON will be here in only 94 days (That’s when the largest tax hikes in the history of America will take effect on January 1, 2013.)
  • FISHWRAP PRICE HIKE: On October 1, Feckless Fishwrappers will be raising your subscription rates and you’ll have to start paying for online stories too.
  • EARLY VOTING IN HAMILTON COUNTY: begins Tuesday, October 2. (Request an absentee ballot here) For your Second Congressional District Conservative Voter Guide: [CLICK HERE]
  • PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: GOP Senator Rob “Fighting for Fallacies” Portman says he’s trying to explain The Whistleblower Motto to Mitt Romney before he shows up at the First Presidential Debate in Denver on October 3.
  • EARLY VOTING IN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo still doesn’t have the slightest clue when that begins.
  • MORE NORTHERN KENTUCKY NEWS: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CanmBoo reports Bill Adkins says “the Massie campaign and Republicans are winning the fundraising contest. We may never beat them in fundraising, but we can close the gap.” Now The CamBoozler wants to know: who’s Bill Adkins?
  • FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Obama’s “historic” presidency has been a “Total Disaster” or a “Complete Disaster.”

“It doesn’t much matter,” Kane explained. “Our Obama Supporters in the Press will make sure all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed readers never hear a word about that.

REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.

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