Sunday, September 23, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was when The White House Disinformation Campaign on the Libya Attack continued to unravel before your very eyes. Overseas, Obama’s Peace-Loving Muslims were running out America flags to burn and rioters couldn’t stop burning Obama in effigy. Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard finally admitted it was a “Terrorist Attack,” but Obama was still sticking to his totally discredited story that it was all caused by a silly YouTube video nobody ever saw. Over-taxed Payers were even spending $70,000 so our Appeaser-in-Chief and Hillary could apologize on Pakistani TV. No wonder Republican senators decried Hillary’s “useless, worthless” briefing on Libya attack. The White House gave a fuller briefing to the New York Times. Let’s face it: In Libya, Obama lied and four Americans died. That’s what really happened.
OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama won Thursday’s “Gaffe of the Day” Contest after he admitted he couldn’t change Washington from the inside. It didn’t take Mitt Romney long to jump all over that one. He told the crowd in Florida that Obama has already thrown in the white flag of surrender on changing Washington from the inside so we’ll give him a chance to change it from the outside in November. The candidate of “Yes We Can” had become the President of “No I Can’t.”
AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was when Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says we finally figured out why the presidential race can still be close. Only 15% of our dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed and undecided DemocRATS believe the economic news is bad these days. Full frontal lobotomies for everybody! Once you get used to insanity, you’ll feel almost normal. These days, 25% of DemocRATS in this country are on medication for mental illness. If you think that’s scary, it means 75% are running around untreated!
- MONDAY in our Official “Jewish New Year” E-dition, The Blower wished you a “Happy 5773”:
Everybody was waiting to hear Obama’s really sincere Jewish New Year greetings wishing the Jewish donors a year of peace and reiterating his administration’s “commitment to the State of Israel” when he foregoes his morning intelligence briefing and hops on Air Force One for today’s scheduled junket to Cincinnati. With only “49” more days until the 2012 Presidential Elections, most people think today will be just another over-taxed payer funded campaign and fund-raising trip to fool all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed and undecided voters one more time, but Tri-state Jews are wondering if it might to up conduct High Holy Day Holiday Services at Murray Seasongood Pavilion in Eden Park today. Plum Street Temple, Wise Center, and Adath Israel were already booked. The Blower says there’s no chance Obama’s coming here to tell the truth about what’s going on in the Middle East these days.
The Blower remembers what was happening on Obama’s Re-election Campaign last year on the Jewish New Year. Obama was appearing in an ad for Palestinian Terrorists while Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry speaking to Jews in New York.
But this year, some Jewish Voters are beginning to have a few doubts about Obama, since that well-known terrorist group took over Egypt and proved Obama’s so-called “Arab Spring” was nothing more than a radical Islamic nightmare. Obama couldn’t wait to congratulate the Muslim Brotherhood, especially after those fanatics claimed their future capital would be in Jerusalem.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Campaigning in Cincinnati” E-dition, The Blower said the world will little note nor long remember Obama’s speech and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Yesterday with his Middle East Foreign Policy in flames, everybody was waiting to hear Obama’s really sincere Jewish New Year greetings wishing his Jewish donors a year of peace and reiterating his administration’s “commitment to the State of Israel” at his downsized campaign speech in Eden Park. —Jews for Obama
Mitt Romney’s Rosh Hashannah video message to the Jewish People focused on faith and family and incidentally, reminded people he just visited Jerusalem. —Jews for Romney
Why was anybody surprised how much traffic Obama delayed en route to his just another crappy class warfare teleprompter campaign speech to mostly white union members who got the day off in Eden Park? He’s delayed jobs, Economic Recovery, and balancing the Budget every day he’s been campaigning since his Inauguration. —Unemployed Americans
Also on Monday afternoon, GOP Rising Star Senator Rubio was energizing support for pro-life leaders, while just blocks away Pro-Abortion President Obama was making yet another appearance in Columbus. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
Yesterday’s over-taxed payer funded campaign speeches in Ohio were really important to fool all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed and undecided voters one more time. Obama even had to skip his morning intelligence briefing before he hopped on Air Force One. —National Security Advisors
When do we get all that money Biden organizers promised us for letting Obama’s joke Vice President give his sparsely attended MediScare Stump Speech in our cafeteria on September 9? —MILF-ord School Board
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Press Leak” E-dition, The Blower said it’s better to be “Pissed Off” than “Pissed On!”:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says our Feckless Fishwrappers were really trying to help Obama rally his base with those front-page photo of black people reaching out to touch Black Jesus in Eden Park on Monday. If you look at a panorama photo, you’d think they were the only persons of color there.
But you’d think with their vast resources, The Fishwrap could’ve at least come up with this photograph of the white guy taking a piss at Obama’s over-taxed payer funded class-warfare teleprompter campaign speech, where our Campaigner-in-Chief was trying to fool all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed and undecided voters one more time.
Obama’s Secret Service says the guy wasn’t really taking a piss, just like everybody in the Obama Administration says that successful 9/11 attack on US soil in Libya which Libya had warned us about was “spontaneous.”But Obama’s lies are unraveling, and WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham was in full rant about that attack on Sean Hannity’s TV show Monday night. Here’s a line for you, Willie— next time call it “Spontaneous Stupidity!”
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Ignoring Foreign Policy Failures” E-dition, The Blower said Obama’s Domestic Policy Failures needed coverage too as we presented “Dueling YouTubes”:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says yesterday was “A Tale of Two Videos” in the news. The Daily Outrage from Obama’s Nattering Nabobs of Negativities Attacking Romney to Distract Attention from Obama’s Failures was all about that video of Mitt Romney for saying all those freeloaders created during Obama’s presidency would be voting for Obama. According to Newsmax, whenever Romney tells the truth, the press will crucify him for it. When Obama lies and distorts, the press will ignore it.
Did Mother Jones selectively edit two minutes from the tape, and was it illegal when Jimmy Carter’s unemployed grandson tried to redeem his grandfather’s reputation by leaking video? No complaint has yet been filed by the Romney campaign to determine if the clandestine taping violated Romney’s privacy. Maybe we should put that on Eric Holder’s “To Do List,” like complying with Congressional “Fast and Furious” demands and deciding whether to prosecute John Gilligan’s Ditzy Daughter Kathleen Sebelius for violating that federal law against engaging in political activity while on the job.
The Blower says this will be a winning issue for Romney, when he starts talking about delivering recovery instead of dependency. Romney’s Remarks were another Chick-Fil-A moment.
Then there was that video of Obama admitting how much he like the idea of confiscating money from people who worked and “redistributing” it to people who would vote for him. There may be “46” more days until the 2012 Presidential Elections, but the Communist Party USA already has already endorsed Obama. Coincidence? We think not.
BREAKING NEWS: The number of able-bodied adults on food stamps has doubled since Obama suspended the work requirement when he gutted the Welfare Reform Law.
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- FRIDAY in our Special “Missing Coverage” E-dition, The Blower said, “Do they deserve a price increase or what!”:
Our Conservative Media Analyst says people who saw the front page of Thursday’s Fishwrap wouldn’t know there’s anything going in the outside world (besides a giant Jesus statue, Trolley Folly Update, and The Fishwrap’s weekly Global Warming Scare), much less the most important presidential election in the nation’s history in a mere “46” days. Here are just a few examples:
Mother Jones, that left-wing magazine which released a controversial video of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s remarks to a fundraiser in May, now admits that it has no full tape of what Romney said, and that its video is missing “one to two minutes” at the most important moment. How Convenient! Whistleblower Campaign Dirty Trickster says that reminds him of Nixon’s missing eighteen minutes.
According to the Wall Street Journal, Romney should’ve said: “I want Americans to be less dependent on government not because it costs too much. We will always help Americans who need our help. I want Americans to be independent so they can realize the pride of accomplishment and the dignity of work and contribute their God-given talents to build a better country.
“I think the success of a Presidency should be measured by how many fewer people need food stamps, how many fewer need disability, not how many more people are added to the rolls. I don’t want to take food stamps away from Americans in need. I want fewer Americans to need food stamps.”
Curiously, Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 64% think too many Americans are on Government Financial Aid.
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SATURDAY in our Special “Summer’s Over ” E-dition, The Blower asked if Obama was ready for his Fall as we wished everybody a Happy Autumnal Equinox:
Whistleblower Weather-guesser Delkus Apuozzo says as of 9:49 AM this morning, the 2012 Summer of our Discontent will be officially concluded and the Fall of the Obama Administration will have formally begun. There were then only “44” more days until the 2012 Elections. It only seems as if this campaign has been going on for a decade.
And at Saturday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane why they celebrate “Oktoberfest” in September, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher said, “The only trouble with German food is, an hour later you’re hungry for power.” While everybody’s waiting for our Girly Mayor Mark Mallory to bite the first wiener, the Downtown Clown-cil says if couples don’t observe the “No Sex” signs behind the Post Office at Oktoberfest this year and only have sex in the designated areas, next year’s event will be alcohol-free. Actually, TV 12’s news poll showed 30% of viewers with nothing better to do thought next year’s Oktoberfest should be alcohol-free. Hello out there, people! It’s a beer fest. And just think, these clueless 30% are able to vote in real elections.
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PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS 2012: On Saturday, Obama accused Congress of leaving behind both Washington and unfinished legislative business until after November because they are more concerned about their re-election campaigns, amid criticism he is side-stepping key United Nations meetings next week to hit the campaign trail.- OHIO RINO PARTY: Party Boss Boob Bennett announced Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP would be one of the Co-Chairmen on the Ohio RINO Party’s so-called Victory program. That’s just what the Romney folks needed: more mediocrities trying to gum everything up with their inability to make a decision about anything at all, while Team Obama, the DNC, and the all those Obama Supporters in the Press pump out a daily diet of lies and distortions while these guys try to figure out how or even if to respond.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says there only used to be “Three Kinds of Lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics.” Maybe we now ought to add “Polls.”
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “According to the Labor Department, unemployment fell from 8.3 percent to 8.1 percent last month. But that’s because 368,000 Americans gave up looking for work. Today, President Obama said that’s a step in the right direction, and he is encouraging more Americans to give up looking for work.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1875, 15-year-old Billy the Kid was arrested for the first time after stealing a basket of laundry. Billy escaped and roamed the American West, reportedly killing more than twenty people. Semper Si says, “If only those citizens in that town had built their sheriff a bigger jail.”
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Will Rogers’ “There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.”
- VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Sarah Silverman is mocking Voter ID Laws with a 2012 Election PSA.
- THUGS ‘R US: Teachers unions will pay a price for the Chicago strike, because even if the Chicago strike looks successful in the short term, it will inspire reformers seeking to free public education from union control. Karen Lewis and the Chicago Teachers Union may yet learn arrogance has a price.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #268 is to ask a liberal, “If God really cares about cruelty to animals, how come he made foie gras taste so delicious?”
- DERANGED DEMOCRATS: Harry Reid is now accusing Mitt Romney of faking his Tax Returns by “Manipulating” Data, after Romney released his tax returns, showing he paid even more than his fair share of taxes and charitable contributions. How much did Kerry, Gore, and Biden contribute to charity? And what about the tax deduction for Bill Clinton’s undershorts? What a caring example they set. Perhaps somebody should now ask the Senate Majority Leader to make his tax information public too.
MEDIA MENDACITY: Let’s face it, the Biased Liberal Media is in “Full Advertising Mode” for Obama’s Re-election. The Associated Presshas even updated its logo. And isn’t it remarkable that people pay any attention to the mass of pundits, both left and right blogging their brains out these days? It wouldn’t be so bad if they were right just once in a while.- CONFRONTING MUSLIMS ATTACKS: What would happen if publishers and managers of major media outlets reached a consensus — “Enough of this intimidation, we will publish a Muhammad cartoon every day, until the Islamists tire out and no longer riot?”
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Obama Supporter Randy Newman hopes his new song (“I’m Dreaming of a White President”) can heal all of America’s Racial Unrest.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: are trying to hide their disappointment with the revelation that the Cincinnati Streetcar is being delayed (again) until the summer of 2015. When the streetcar plan was passed in 2008, Cincinnati said it would be running within a few years. Now in 2012, they are still saying it will be running in a few years. RFHT is now waiting to see if Clown-cil Boondogglers are able to push through more money for the Trolley Folly.
- MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: A week from tomorrow, your morning Fishwrap will cost you more and its online edition will no longer be free. Just wait to you see how much more that’s going to cost you.
- SPOILED SPORTS OF ALL SORTS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says Friday night Jay Bruce had a perfect chance to repeat his 2010 heroics when the Reds clinched the pennant with a walk-off home run. But instead of another clinching homer, Jay Bruce struck out. Maybe players don’t try as hard when you pay them all that money.
THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Cincinnati police have changed their Taser policy. Now CPD officers will have to tell the Yoofs committing mayhem to stop and turn around so that they can taze their backside. Did anybody over on Ezzard Charles stop to consider that people so out of control that a cop has to use a Taser on them might not exactly be the most compliant with a request to turn around?- CLERMONT CRONIES: With a population of 46,416, every family of four in Union Township is now a Jungle Jim’s landlord with just under $820 per family invested in this deal. [Read Stuart Kennedy’s guest column on the Clermont Tea Party web page here.]
- IN ANDERSON: To what to our wondering eyes did appear on the front page of the Forest Hills Urinal this week? The top story was all about Judge Rucker’s finally setting a trial date for Kevin O’Brien’s long-awaited indecency trial, when our Disgraced Anderson Trustee will finally get to let it all hang out when that well-born woman testifies he played with his pecker before he’d get out of her car after she gave him a ride home from a party on May 13.
- NORTHERN KENTUCKY LEGAL BRIEFS: When former Ben-Gal Sarah Jones appeared in court on Friday for a suppression hearing in Kenton County, where prosecutors say she had a sexual relationship with a student at Dixie Heights High School while she was a teacher there, did Sarah’s attorney Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters really put Judge Kenneth Easterling on the stand and imply his honor was being less than totally truthful about knowing the victim?
DISORGANIZED REPUBLICANS: The Fishwrap reported Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan would be will campaigning together in Cincinnati on Tuesday, but the Romney Ryan invitation is only for a town hall meeting with Paul Ryan at the Byer Steel Group on North Bend Road (wherever the hell that is). It’s a good thing Alex T. is co-chairman of the Ohio RINO Party’s so-called Victory program, or this even might really get screwed up. Or maybe the idea is to make sure as few people as possible hear the Romney-Ryan message, just like their media strategy.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Autumn has finally officially arrived, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Autumn Amour
Fall is here
Girls cover up
Now there’s more to take off
Before boys can start to shtup!
- THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the latest phony media rampage against Mitt Romney, after DemocRATS with Bylines found a secret video of Romney blasting all those Obama voters who pay no Federal Income Tax. “That’s great,” Kane explained. “Somebody finally found a tape of Romney talking like a Conservative.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “43” days away.
Monday we’ll be talking about negative advertising. Do you think there are enough examples out there?
Tuesday will be our “Official Yom Kippur” E-dition, and we hope local Jews won’t be rioting in the streets after they read it.
Wednesday we’ll be checking to see how big an audience Fishwrappers reported when the Romney-Ryan came to town on Tuesday.
Thursday we’ll be celebrating “Crush a Can Day.” Let’s see how flat you can squish it.
And the first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When the Reds clinched the pennant this year.”
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