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Thursday, September 20, 2012
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- Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says yesterday was “A Tale of Two Videos” in the news. The Daily Outrage from Obama’s Nattering Nabobs of Negativism Attacking Romney to Distract Attention from Obama’s Failures was all about that video of Mitt Romney saying all those freeloaders created during Obama’s presidency would be voting for Obama. According to Newsmax, whenever Romney tells the truth, the press will crucify him for it. When Obama lies and distorts, the press will ignore it, or more likely, praise him to the heavens.
Did Mother Jones selectively edit two minutes from the tape, and was it illegal when Jimmy Carter’s unemployed grandson tried to redeem his grandfather’s reputation by leaking that Romney video? No complaint has yet been filed by the Romney campaign to determine if the clandestine taping violated Romney’s privacy. Maybe we should put that on Eric Holder’s “To Do List,” like complying with Congressional “Fast and Furious” demands and deciding whether to prosecute John Gilligan’s Ditzy Daughter Kathleen Sebelius for violating that federal law against engaging in political activity while on the Federal payroll.
The Blower says this will be a winning issue for Romney, when he starts talking about delivering recovery instead of dependency. Romney’s Remarks will prove to be another Chick-Fil-A moment.
- Then there was that video of Obama admitting how much he likes the idea of confiscating money from people who work and “redistributing” it to people who would vote for him. There may be “46” more days until the 2012 Presidential Elections, but the Communist Party USA already has already endorsed Obama. Coincidence? We think not.
BREAKING NEWS: The number of able-bodied adults on food stamps has doubled since Obama suspended the work requirement when he gutted the Welfare Reform Law.
- Tuesday night, as US Consulates are still being closed and our Campaigner-in-Chief’s pictures continue to be burned in effigy all over the world, Obama told Letterman it would be wrong for Romney to call him “UnPatriotic,” like Obama called Bush in 2008. Later at yet another Obama fundraiser, this one with celebrities Jay-Z And Beyonce, there was a “Floor-To-Ceiling” Tower of 350 Gold Champagne bottles costing $800 each (that’s $280,000, for all you FCPS Honor Students), but Obama Supporters in the Press mis-under-calculated it as only $105,000 worth of champagne so it would sound better for their guy…but that’s still more than twice the average American family annual income. No wonder the White House banned photos of that event.
Meanwhile, Obama’s Friends in the Middle East were ripping Romney for saying those Peace Loving Palestinians are committed to the destruction of Israel. News Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us what that looked like. Maybe while Obama’s in New York tying up traffic, he should drop in at the UN, where he could apologize to all those countries that hate America at the same time, but still be too busy to meet with Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netaynhu. - In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders wonders which candidate will all of Ohio’s Greedy TV Ad Salesmen be supporting— Sherrod Brown or Josh Mandel. We can hardly wait to hear the loser congratulation the winner on Election night.
- Back in Cincinnati, everybody’s still talking about The Blower’s exclusive picture of that guy taking a leak on the grassy knoll in Eden Park at Obama’s over-taxed payer funded class-warfare teleprompter campaign speech, where our Campaigner-in-Chief was trying to fool all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed and undecided voters one more time. Obama Supporters say it was just another example of “Trickle Down Economics,” and Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien denies it was a picture of him masturbating.
Margaret Huber, 38, an employee of The Seasons retirement community in Sycamore Township, stole $30,000 from the facility’s employee holiday bonus fund and was convicted this week in Hamilton County Common Pleas court. Our question is, what idiot would hire this woman to handle money in the first place?- Natalie Portman was in Cincinnati on Wednesday campaigning at a free event for Obama. And all this time we thought The Robmeister’s wife’s name was “Jane.” The Fishwrap reported 4,500 Obama supporters showed up at the Cincinnati Museum Center at Union Terminal to see yet another Dumbed Down DemocRAT Celebrity. Meanwhile, the Romney Campaign says first place Cincinnati Reds Pitcher Homer Bailey will be at the Kenwood Romney Victory Center on Saturday morning.
- Republicans for Higher Taxes are trying to hide their disappointment with the revelation that the Cincinnati Streetcar is being delayed (again) until the summer of 2015. When the streetcar plan was passed in 2008, Cincinnati said it would be running within a few years. Now in 2012, they are still saying it will be running in a few years. But they still haven’t figured out who in the hell will ride the damn thing or how much it’s going to cost.
- After the failed CPS bored of edjmucashun decided to vote to deep six all the teachers at special public meeting, CFT “president” cheered and did a cartwheel and yelled, “Hey Evil Bolton, let’s go celebrate the death of teachers at the Central Parkway Frisch’s!”
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says this year’s political forum at NKU was as boring as ever. Loser DemocRAT presidential candidate Bill Richardson and Loser Republican presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman, Jr. showed students what a pair of bipartisan losers looked like.
Amazingly, Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters was not on that panel. or even in the audience.
- Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1519 Magellan started the first successful circumnavigation of the world. But our good friend Bobby Leach wonders if it was true that Magellan was not circumcised.
Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why we haven’t heard much from our Log Cabin Republicans lately. “Log Cabin Republicans are proud members of the GOP who believe inclusion wins,” Kane explained. “They’re working to build a stronger, more inclusive Republican Party by promoting the core values of limited government, individual liberty, personal responsibility, free markets and a strong national defense while advocating for the freedom and equality of gay and lesbian Americans.”
Whistleblower Alternative Lifestyle Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis wondered if anybody noticed how Romney’s logo fits a man’s finely sculptures buttocks.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose GOProud co-founder and Executive Director Jimmy LaSalvia’s “As most of you know I support civil marriage for gay couples. And marriage is important. But before you get married, you need a date, and everybody knows you can’t get a date without a job.”
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