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Wednesday, September 19, 2012
First You Take a Leak
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says our Feckless Fishwrappers were really trying to help Obama rally his base with those front-page photo of black people reaching out to touch Black Jesus in Eden Park on Monday. If you look at a panorama photo, you’d think they were the only persons of color there.
But you’d think with their vast resources, The Fishwrap could’ve at least come up with this photograph of the white guy taking a piss at Obama’s over-taxed payer funded class-warfare teleprompter campaign speech, where our Campaigner-in-Chief was trying to fool all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed and undecided voters one more time.- Obama’s Secret Service says the guy wasn’t really taking a piss, just like everybody in the Obama Administration says that successful 9/11 attack on US soil in Libya which Libya had warned us about three days beforehand was “spontaneous.”But Obama’s lies are unraveling, and WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham was in full rant about that attack on Sean Hannity’s TV show Monday night. Here’s a line for you, Willie—next time call it “Spontaneous Stupidity!”
- Obama’s UN Ambassador also says “There have been substantial improvements’ in US/Middle East Relations.” No wonder Conservative Congressman Allen West calls Obama’s UN Ambassador “Asinine, Naive, Inept, Incompetent, and Borderline Ignorant. When will we start hearing about a Congressional Investigation into that well-planned Libyan Consulate Attack?
- And did anybody actually believe it when The Fishwrap published: “The Cincinnati Fire Department estimated the crowd at 4,500, the same default number estimated for the Columbus event by the Fire Division of that city’s Department of Public Safety.” Now you know why Freddie Factchecker always says those Feckless Fishwrappers are too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to report the truth.
- What’s worse than political coverage in The Fishwrap? Did you ever read some of those on-line comments? But you don’t have to suffer through the rest of The Fishwrap’s lies and distortions. Our Clermont Tea Party Guy has a full report from inside the Obama rally. [READ IT HERE]
And you don’t need Secret Service Facial Recognition Software to spot our favorite phony, deadbeat, “entrepreneur philanthropists” in the Eden Park audience. Roger Ach is wearing a salmon-colored Ralph Lauren polo shirt. $85. Kind of pricey for a deadbeat, isn’t it? Janet is the little old white-haired woman a little to his right.- And The Blower finally figured out why Obama no longer needs large venues for his grass roots events. Dead voters don’t like rallies. Maybe that guy pissing on the lawn was just watering some of Obama’s grass roots. That’s what happens when his crack staff forgets to arrange for enough Portolets at an Obama rally.
- Hurley the Historian says last week in 1814, Francis Scott Key watched the rockets’ red glare in the skies above Fort McHenry in Maryland and America’s greatest hit was born. It’s too bad most Americans these days including both Obamas can’t remember all the words without a teleprompter.
Jim Berns was also campaigning in Cincinnati on Monday. Our Loony Libertarian Candidate for Congress in Ohio’s First District was waving at traffic in the rain with a sign that said “Gay is OK!” at the corner of Martin Luther King and Clifton Ave. “You will never see Steve Chabothead doing this,” Berns said.
- And with only be “54” more days until the Presidential Election, is Mitt Romney finally getting real?
Obama Supporters in the Press went ballistic when they overheard a tape of Obama’s opponent slamming Obama backers as “Dependent on Government,” saying the 47% of Americans who don’t pay taxes would vote for Disingenuous DemocRATS. What was his first clue?
They consider themselves victims, believing government has the responsibility to care for them. They say they’re entitled to healthcare, food, and housing.”
At the same time, Gallup says 67% of Dems say government should do more for them.
- Here’s the second part of that “Scandal”: Romney was also secretly taped saying Palestinians “Have No Interest” In Peace. Captain Obvious to the rescue!
Meanwhile, The Blower is still waiting for Romney to call out the so called Main Stream Media for their biased, soft treatment of Obama.- For example, Tuesday night Obama made his seventh appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman. Newsbusters’ Brent Bozell says Obama was just yukking it up with his court jester while the world burns, and making another cutesy campaign infomercial courtesy of his boosters at CBS and Worldwide Pants.
- The Fishwrap can’t stop whining about $4.8 Million worth of mudslinging TV ads in Ohio’s US Senate Race. Do you think they’d be complaining if $4.8 Million were being spent for newspaper advertising?
- Millions more in advertising our Fishwrappers won’t be seeing will disappear when “The Hope and the Change” movie about Dumbed Down DemocRATS and Independents who voted for Obama in 2008 and will not do so in 2012, is broadcast. Citizens United says that program will air on a dozen television stations this fall leading up to the presidential election.
- Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the latest phony media rampage against Mitt Romney, after DemocRATS with Bylines found a secret video of Romney blasting all those Obama voters who pay no Federal Income Tax. “That’s great,” Kane explained. “Somebody finally found a tape of Romney talking like a Conservative.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “The taxpayer – that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.”
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