Special “Sweet Sixteen” E-dition

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Today’s Schedule at the DemocRAT National Convention

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of “*** Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM – New national anthem ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy and true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”

5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
1:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with five Loaves and two Fishes – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Gaffes


Top Ten List

          Today it’s the Top Ten Reasons Dumbed-Down Delegates at the DemocRAT National Convention are telling reporters the country is better off today than it was four years ago when Obama took office:

10. Record high gasoline prices in Charlotte
9. National Debt hit $16 Trillion on Tuesday
8. Food Stamp use now a record 46.7 Million
7. DemocRAT platform includes higher taxes, same-sex marriage, and over-taxed payer funded abortions
6. 30,000 dead Tarheels now registered to vote for Obama
5. Trick photography showing convention hall full
4. 40% say Obama deserves second term
3. 23 Million Americans still unemployed
2. Only nine DNC hotels infested with bedbugs
And the Number One Reason Dumbed-Down Delegates at the DemocRAT National Convention are telling reporters the country is better off today than it was four years ago when Obama took office is…that’s what Obama says.


More Un-Conventional Coverage

  • Monday’s “National Empty Chair Day” celebrating Clint Eastwood’s speech at the Republican National Convention was a tremendous success. People all over the country took part. We even have a few more pictures.
  • Speaking of artwork, one person who probably won’t be too terribly welcome at the DemocRAT National Convention would be artist Jon McNaughton, whose work was on display in Tampa last week during the Republication Nation Convention. His latest is “Obamanation (One Painting That Says It All)” [Check out his interactive illustration here.]
  • Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1975 Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme, a follower of incarcerated Cincinnati-born cult leader Charles Manson, unsuccessfully attempted to kill President Gerald Ford. But don’t worry, unlike Susan Atkins, another Manson follower who died in jail where she belonged, “Squeaky” was released from jail in August 2009 and looks forward to attending the DemocRAT National Committee’s freak show in Charlotte.
  • At the City Hall Circus, everybody’s hoping Clowncilman Chris Squealback doesn’t get himself assaulted outside a gay bar during the DemocRAT National Convention, like he did in Over-the Rhone last month. Whistleblower Alternate Life-style Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis says you should always find out if a guy is gay before you grab his ass. And Squealer should remember to get a gay bar map, so he knows where he is when he calls 911.
  • Last week, an e-mail from Jane Portman, Frances Lindner, Margaret Lafley, and Nancy Donovan was promoting tonight’s intimate dinner with Ann Romney at the home of Frances and Craig Lindner at 7725 Buckingham Road in Indian Hill. The General Reception only costs $1,000 to attend. The VIP Reception (with photo opportunity) is a mere $2,500. But if you have to ask how much it costs to attend the so-called Private Dinner with Ann Romney, you really can’t afford it.
  • To celebrate Labor Day, Republicans for Higher Taxes wrote a passionate tribute to union leaders, calling them the true entrepreneurs of our economy. Blower readers might recognize the video.
  • Finally, today with only “61” more days until Election Day, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what to expect from this week’s DemocRAT National Convention in Charlotte. “That’s easy,” Kane explained. “This week you can expect a convention of lies and deception from Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS, along with more Liberal Media Bias and Fake Fact-Checkers skewing the news. Maybe that’s why The Blower says main stream media outlets should label their reporters like C-Span identifies its callers.”

That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Malcolm X’s: “The media’s the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and that’s power. Because they control the minds of the masses.”


DEMOCRAT CONVENTION HOT LINE

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President Carter, President Obama

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