Monday, September 3, 2012
Top Ten List
Today it’s the Top Ten Blessings Brought to You by Organized Labor:
10. A three-day Union Day weekend not featuring either of Obama’s or Biden’s over-taxed payer funded campaign visits to Coney Island to explain Obama’s latest jobs strategy to put more people out of work along with more pro-union regulations.
9. Schools that just can’t suck enough
8. Advances in reconstructive kneecap surgery
7. Lying ads to smear Republicans
6. Union labels
5. Part-time workers trying to make SUV payments on $55-a- week strike pay
4. Aiding Devious DemocRATS with more election fraud again in 2012
3. Coffee breaks
2. Crooked Union Bosses
…And the number one blessing brought to you by organized labor is: plenty of volunteers to write hate mail letters and tear down Conservative candidates’ yard signs.
Union Day Intimidation
By Gomper Samuels
Deceased Former Union Leader
As you enjoy your paid holiday today, please try to remember one thing: it would never have been possible without the sacrifice and dedication of union leaders throughout history to make life better for average hard-working people– to end child labor, set minimum wage standards, bring safety to the workplace, a 40-hour work week, and get as many Disingenuous DemocRATS elected to political office as possible.
And if some dishonest public employee union leaders in Cincinnati just happen to be lining their own pockets, you really shouldn’t say anything about it, because, believe me, we know who you are, and we know where you live.
Union Day Message
Hurley the Historian says on this date in on this day in a powerful hurricane slammed into the Dominican Republic, killing more than 8,000 people, and Disingenuous DemocRATS are now still blaming the Bush Administration’s slow response. Please thank your public school teacher for making sure your children know such things, since their union is spending all that money warning everybody about Mitt Romney’s disastrous plan to fix failing schools and make sure all education decisions will benefit students and teachers, not unions.
A document the National Education Association filed with the U.S. Department of Labor in 2011 indicates that the teachers union donated $100,000 to Media Matters For America nearly two years ago, describing it as a payment for “public relations costs” to ensure that NEA’s agenda made its way in the media.” Media Matters is the George Soros-funded liberal “charitable organization” dedicated to targeting mythical right-wing media bias.
Which is why our Quote for Today Committee chose FDR’s: “The process of collective bargaining, as usually understood, cannot be transplanted into the public service.” A second choice was AFL-CIO-President George Meany’s “It is impossible to bargain collectively with the government.” Today, however AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka says the only way to revive the economy would be for the government to raise everybody’s taxes, borrow more money from China, and piss it all away on projects that would benefit unions.
Coney Island Relaxes Rules for Labor Day Picnic
Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka says to celebrate the unofficial end of another Jobless Summer during the Obama Administration (where union members have not yet adjusted to the new reality where GOP lawmakers have curbed their collective bargaining rights), Coney Island says it’s OK for everyone (except dumbed-down RINOs or Tea Party Members foolish enough to wander by) to put up as many signs as they want along the drive or anywhere else in the park.
- No special tickets are required, but parking at Coney is usually an arm, and admission will cost you a leg.
- Endorsed DemocRAT candidates will also be permitted to hand out self-adhesive stickers (to be placed on light poles, garbage cans, bathroom fixtures, and other structures).
- Don’t worry about cleaning up afterwards. Coney Island has many sub-minimum-wage illegal immigrant workers to that kind of work.
- Romney and Ryan Bashing, Class Warfare, and Tea Party name-calling will begin at 2:30 PM, but you don’t really have to get there early this year, since there will be no added security requirements for a presidential or vice presidential visit slowing admission to the picnic grounds.
Can you imagine how long the lines to get in would be if somebody were actually offering jobs?
With only “63” more days till Obama’s “historic” un-election, we have 23 million Americans unemployed, under-employed, or just not interested in being employed these days. Prices of gasoline are setting Labor Day records at more than $4-a-gallon. Fewer Americans each year are saying Labor Day is the nation’s most important holiday, and pollsters say the country disapproves of labor unions even more than last year.
One of the greatest things about our country is that we’re a resilient, hard-working people, and on this Labor Day weekend, we should remember these values and the things that have made our country the greatest in the world. Do you think any of our Obama Supporters in the Press will mention the irony that on this Labor Day so many people don’t have jobs?
How Will Ordinary Americans Celebrate Union Day?
Mama Maruska: Cooking for my ungrateful family like I do on every holiday.
- Porky Dorkman: Getting ready to skip school tomorrow.
Marlene Mandible: Paying for three seats on my airline flight.
Earl Pitts: Hopin’ my kids don’t get their fingers blowed off with all those illegal fireworks I bought at the truck stop.
Suzie Soccermon: Avoiding being raped, murdered, or run over by police in downtown Cincinnati.
Leroy Williams: Selling crack in Over-the-Rhine.
Norma Rashid: Sitting home alone waiting for Charlie to call.
Jack Mehoff: Eatin’ lots of brats and metts at the union picnic even though I haven’t paid my dues.
Emily Frump: Waiting for another phone call from an Obama volunteer.
Reverum Calhoun: Boycottin’ the Union Day Picnic at Coney Island.
Seedy Diehl: Getting another day off with pay.
Rashid Jones: Tellin’ his lady “This ain’t no holiday for you, bitch! Get out on the street and bring me my money.”
Whistleblower Weekend Web Poll
This weekend, here’s how Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said people would be spending the Union Day weekend:
(A) Honoring American workers: 2%
(B) Sitting in traffic: 2%
(C) Watching Romney and Ryan rallies on TV: 2%
(D) Getting another day off with pay: 94%
Labor’s Lament
This weekend, everybody who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the meaning of national holidays as long as he gets the day off, e-mailed entries to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Edward Norton, a smelly sewer worker from Price Hill, who’s a member in good standing of Sewer Workers Local #389.
Ed wins an autographed picture of former AFL-CIO Union Boss Rad Danford, a lifetime supply of deodorant, fake union labels to patch the holes in those crappy Made-in-China clothes he buys at Wal-Mart, and his choice of which arm gets broken if he complains about his dues being spent to promote tax-and-spend DemocRATS. His winning entry is:
How most people will spend Union Day,
For kids, it’s a day they can play;
But if you’re self-employed,
You might be annoyed,
When other assholes get the day off with pay.
UNION INTIMIDATION HOT LINE
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Some anti-union items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally anti-union subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use more.
Link of the Day
Thanks, Union Bosses!
Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
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