Sunday, September 2, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK is when The Blower exclusively predicted Mitt Romney’s first campaign appearance after the Republican National Convention in Tampa would be to tour storm-affected areas in New Orleans with Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal and first responders while Obama was getting the silent treatment from soldiers in Texas. The White House now says Obama now plans to visit Louisiana on Monday, after he gets done with his Labor Day campaigning in Toledo. Obama had no plans to visit the Red State to review damage from Hurricane Isaac, but all that changed after Hurricane Mitt landed. So now, by the time Obama visits the place in Louisiana where Hurricane Isaac hit last week, he will have made seven campaign stops and held eight campaign events in Battleground States since the devastating storm first made landfall. Romney had been scheduled to visit the crucial swing state of Virginia on Friday but instead chose to burn a crucial campaign day in a state he’s sure to win. Isn’t that what they call “Leadership?”
OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was watching all those Lunatic Liberals getting bent out of shape after the iconic Clint Eastwood brought down the house at the Republican National Convention when he fired up the crowd by interviewing an empty chair, he said was an invisible Obama. “We own this Country!” Eastwood said. “Politicians are employees of ours,” and “When somebody does not do the job, we’ve got to let him go.” Now Edward Cropper’s photo-shopped editorial spoof of current events shows asks “What about an empty suit instead of an empty chair?”
AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was at Wednesday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, when Political Insiders via a Skype conference call asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how delegates are normally chosen to attend the political conventions. “I’m not 100% sure about the Dysfunctional DemocRATS,” Kane explained, “but Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP said his Party’s traditional fair, open, and honest selection process was used to choose the most deserving delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention in Tampa.
MONDAY in our Special “Un-Conventional Wisdom” E-dition, The Blower reported what local undecided voters thought about the upcoming political conventions
Derogatory DemocRATS are doing a rain dance to add to the terrible torrent in Tampa this week, but it’s still full steam ahead for the Mainstream Press to spend millions of dollars and waste everybody’s time for the next two weeks covering that pair of totally meaningless political conventions.
Because after all that hype and hoopla, DemocRATS will still be for Obama and Republicans will still be for Mitt Romney, and the only thing yet to be decided during the then next “70” days until the November Elections will be how those undecided voters will react.
So the Whistleblower rounded up some of the usual suspects for a focus group to ask these local folks who claim they had not made up their minds what they thought about the upcoming political conventions in Tampa and Charlotte.
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TUESDAY in our Special “Convention Selection” E-dition, The Blower asked who chose Florida during Hurricane Season—Obama and the DemocRATS, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
It was really heartless for all those mean-spirited Republicans to hold a meaningless political convention on the anniversary George Bush’s Katrina Debacle, when Hurricane Isaac was about to wreak havoc on New Orleans one more time. —Debbie Wasserman Schultz, DemocRAT National Committee Chairwoman
We’re thinking of turning our convention into a telethon for hurricane victims, with all those great photo ops of Republicans filling sandbags and helping victims, and Mitt Romney’s acceptance speech via satellite from the storm-ravaged Gulf region. —Reince Priebus, Republican National Committee Chairman
How blasphemous was it for me to say “God shut down the Republican National Convention on Monday?” —Liberal Talk Show Host Jennifer Granholm
Do you think our enablers in the Mainstream Media will give us all the coverage we deserve? —Obama’s Occupy Protesters in Tampa
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WEDNESDAY in our Special “Conventional Choices” E-dition, The Blower was remembering when political conventions were actual news events!
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said Tuesday when the storm passed, Republicans in Tampa returned to their rearranged convention schedule. Not to worry, Obama was scheduled to campaign in Charlottesville, Virginia on Wednesday: the day the National Hurricane Center predicts Hurricane Isaac will hit the Gulf Coast. And Hurley the Historian reminds us that today is also the seventh anniversary of the day that Hurricane Katrina made landfall on the Gulf Coast in 2005.
Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says the Pink Pony Nude show Club features over 100 of Tampa Bay’s most sexiest nude dancers – 30 Lap Dance Rooms – Hourly Shower Shows & Hourly Dungeon Exhibitions all under one roof! That sure beats the hell out of a streetcar as a tourist attraction.
That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Will Rogers’ “The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.”
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THURSDAY, in our Special “Convention Speeches” E-dition, The Blower said, showed our Readers some Fallen Leaders and Rising Stars:
Watching convention speeches is important, because you never know when you’ll be seeing a political star of the future. Ronald Reagan wowed the crowd in 1976 with a six-minute speech delivered in defeat. Bill Clinton nearly put Drowsy DemocRATS to sleep in 1988 with his 33-minute nomination of Michael Dukakis. And a little-known state senator named Barack Obama became the star of the 2004 DemocRAT convention with a speech that electrified the crowd. All three men went on to win the presidency four years later.
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FRIDAY in our Special “Conventional Quotes” E-dition, The Blower said, “Now it’s Romney’s turn”:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says with then only “66” more days until the 2012 Elections, everybody was still talking about all those great speeches on Tuesday and Wednesday at the Republican National Convention in Tampa. It’ll take a month for our Quote for Today Committee to catalog all those Conservative Comments. But for now, here are a few highlights:
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SATURDAY in our Special “Conventional Analysis” E-dition, The Blower said that’s what we call a “Historic” Convention!:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said Thursday night concluded all that biased news coverage of the Republican National Convention in Tampa by Obama’s Supporters in the Press. Next week’s coverage of the DemocRAT National Convention in Charlotte will, of course, be fair-and-unbiased, when Disingenuous DemocRATS counter with Lesbians, Muslims, and a call for Free Condoms. No wonder Hillary plans to stay as far away from Charlotte as physically possible.
But those watching C-Span saw all of what really happened. A compassionate and capable Mitt Romney addressed fired-up delegates on the final night of the Republican convention, calling for “a better future” after the ‘disappointment and division’ under Obama. Romney said, “I wanted President Obama to succeed… I wanted America to succeed.”
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PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS 2012: America’s “Comeback Team” kicked off their campaign in a big way in Ohio on Saturday. Paul Ryan watched the Ohio State and his alma mater Miami University kick off their football seasons in Columbus, while Mitt Romney was cheerleading before an overflow audience at in Cincinnati stressing the importance of promises kept and teamwork.
“One of the promises Obama made was he was going to create more jobs and today there are 23 million people are out of work or have stopped looking for work or underemployed,” Romney said. “Let me tell you if you have a coach that’s zero and 23 million, you say it’s time to get a new coach. It’s time for America to see a winning season again and we are going to bring it to them.” How many people showed up to hear Romney speak at Union Terminal? According to this Tea Party photograph, the place was packed.
THE LATEST POLLS: Effective immediately, BNN (Bunny News Network) will no longer be tracking, polling, interviewing or otherwise showing any interest in the opinions of “Undecided Voters,” because it has become clear to anyone who cares to see that “Undecided Voters” are nothing more than a myth in American politics, particularly with two months until the election. Our research into this alleged “category” of Americans has revealed that it simply does not exist as a serious bloc of opinion. Instead, it is comprised of a handful of people who share all or some of these characteristics:
1. They have never voted in any election and probably never will.
2. They crave attention & don’t mind making fools of themselves to get it.
3. They are lying.
4. They are surprised to hear that an election is imminent.
According to Debra from Anderson, Managing Editor of the Bunny News Network, at BNN, they do not believe that any of these characteristics add any consequential value to the news gathering and reporting process. In fact, they have concluded that perpetuating this myth is antithetical to our mission of reporting actual “News.” While “Undecided” may be a (barely) acceptable response even six months before a Presidential election, at the 90 day mark, it officially becomes Bullshit and must be rejected as legitimate news or the basis of any legitimate news story.
OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald’s. To show you how good this guy’s disguise was, instead of a holdup note he was reading from a teleprompter.”- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1944, Navy aviator George H.W. Bush and his squadron were hit by Japanese anti-aircraft guns and Bush was forced to bail out of his plane over the ocean, where he was picked up by a U.S. submarine. Do you think any of our Kneepad Liberals in the Press will forget to mention that?
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: Given the current state of the 2012 Presidential Election, the Committee chose Bush 41’s “It’s no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or another.”
- VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: In a significant legal victory for the Obama campaign, U.S. District Court Judge Peter Economus ruled that “the public interest is served” by allowing dead Ohioans to vote in person on the Saturday, Sunday and Monday before Election Day.
- THUGS ‘R US: AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka and Karla Swift, president of the Michigan AFL-CIO, have a joint column in the Detroit Free Press this week on how to revive the economy. Believe it or not, their solution was for the government to invest more money in projects that would benefit unions.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: There were countless examples of Liberal media bias during the Republican National Convention, but perhaps the most offensive was when Yahoo News Washington Bureau Chief David Chalian was caught on a hot mike saying “They’re happy to have a party with black people drowning.” While to its credit Yahoo News actually fired the reporter, it’s a sad reminder of how biased and ignorant the left leaning media is.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” 149 says Name the three shortest books in the world: How to Win Friends and Influence People by Rahm Emanuel; Humility and Its Virtues by Barack Obama; and What the Constitution Means to Me by Nancy Pelosi.
DERANGED DEMOCRATS: DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Retard-Florida) dinged Republicans on Thursday for not scaling back their convention further out of respect for Americans caught in the path of Hurricane Isaac, but it was OK for Obama to be on a three-state campaign swing and squeeze in a Reddit “ask me anything” interview during this same time frame.- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: applaud The Fishwrap for urging Hamilton County Commissioners to raise taxes to fix the county’s budget issues. The blog editorializes that we deserve multiple tax increases, forcing us to spend less so the government can spend more.
- MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: Metro Mole says The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap’s front-page illustration on Wednesday was really amazing: They wanted to know if Kasich or Portman would be the GOP Nominee in 2016. (Our Feckless Fishwrappers must be hoping Romney loses). What convention were they watching anyway?
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Whatever Conservatives say, Liberals are going to call it “Racism.” In “The 2012 Condensed Liberal Handbook of Racial Code Words,” Michelle Malkin includes such words as “Angry,” “Chicago,” Constitution,” “Experienced,” “Food Stamp President,” and “Golf.” Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous in your life?- LEGAL BRIEFS: The legal profession really came under fire this week when Clint Eastwood said, “I never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to the president, … think it is maybe time — what do you think — for maybe a businessman.”
- SPOILED SPORTS OF ALL SORTS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says he really hopes the Reds will finally start winning a few games when Joey Votto returns to the lineup.
- IN ANDERSON: Anderson Dis-Trustee Kevin O’Brien now claims his constitutional rights were violated during the investigation of that incident where he allegedly exposed himself to a Wellborn Anderson Township woman. Kevin’s attorney now claims Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office solicited help from a non-police person to call O’Brien “in an attempt to obtain incriminating information about the alleged events … without informing him of his Miranda rights,” and the conversation was recorded for use in the trial. But if he didn’t do it, why could he possibly have said on the recording?
- CLERMONT CRONIES: Last week, Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Pete Wenzel got that nice little write up by Jon Newberry at the Cincinnati Business Crapper. [READ THAT HERE] This week, Pete’s going for some real publicity after he put up his “I Built This Business Without Government Help” sign on his General Data international headquarters in Eastgate.
- THIS WEEK IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Northern Kentucky Tea Party Patriots watching the RNC Convention wish Sarah Palin was speaking at the RNC Convention. They also say despite helping Republicans win control of the House in 2010, the Tea Party has taken a more low-key approach during this election cycle. Our Patriots also say if Republicans don’t remember what the planks in the platform represent, you could still see a Third Party in 2016.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: This is Labor Day weekend and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Union Daze
Labor Day is on the way,
The workers gather at Coney.
Bash Romney is the game they’ll play
And the speeches will be phony.
THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking if Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was planning to cover next week’s Republican Convention in Tampa. You bet! As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, political skullduggery, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers know to expect nothing less.- AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “64” days away.
Monday we’ll be beginning our coverage of the DemocRAT National Convention in Charlotte.
Tuesday we’ll be watching the Debt Clock to see if it reaches $16 trillion during the DemocRAT National Convention in Charlotte.
Wednesday we’ll be watching to see if Joe Biden is replaced as Obama’s running mate at the DemocRAT National Convention in Charlotte.
Thursday we’ll be watching to see if Team Obama is able to fill all 73,000 seats at Bank Of America Stadium for Obama’s Acceptance Speech.
And the first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When DemocRATS discuss their delusions”
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