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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
More All Star Analysis
- Tuesday night at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were watching that Big Political Baseball Game on TV, just to see how many of those players on Team Obama got to play, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained, “These days, the campaign reminds you of what happened in the 2010 Elections, when Obama came to bat.”
It’s a good thing that MLB All Star Game wasn’t on Channel 5 (for Time Warner and Insight customers).
Wednesday, everybody will be watching C-Span to see that symbolic ObamaTax Repeal vote that John Boehner and his House Republicans had scheduled. That way, with Disingenuous DemocRATS’ names on the scorecard, the GOP can run ads about their votes for the next “117” days until the 2012 Presidential Elections.- Stop the Presses. Class Warfare is still officially alive and well since Obama announced his latest “Tax the Rich” Scheme. On Fox TV, Bill O’Reilly’s “Talking Points” was all over that, asking if the Ghost of Ronald Reagan was haunting Obama.
- Doesn’t anybody remember 2009, when Obama said “The last thing you do is raise taxes in the middle of a recession?”
Meanwhile, while Ditzy DemocRAT National Committee Chairman Debbie Wasserman Schultz relentlessly attacks Romney for investing in Swiss Bank Accounts, records show she invested in Swiss Banks, foreign drug companies, and the state bank of India. As Weasel Zippers would say, “She really is a dumbass.”- And records show Union Goons have spent $1.1 Billion On Dem Political Campaigns Since 2005. So how much did it cost to get somebody to sabotage that Romney campaign bus in Richmond, Virginia last weekend?
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1804, Thomas Jefferson’s Vice President Aaron Burr fatally shot his long-time political antagonist Alexander Hamilton in a duel, but the only thing you have to worry about our current Joke Vice president shooting off is his mouth. Now you know why Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders had to re-affirm a no-dueling oath when he was sworn into office.- That’s why The Blower’s Quote for Today Committee chose Mark Twain’s “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are dangerous. Also, sinful. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him.”
- DemocRAT Voter Fraud Update: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Republican Secretary of State Jon Husted got slapped down after a federal court judge rejected Husted’s arguments to toss the federal-court agreement governing rules for counting Ohio’s provisional ballots.
Clermont Cronies are all wondering about Buzzfeed reports that a “shared IP address at the Capitol” was used to remove the section regarding the Armenian Genocide Section from “Junketing Jean” Schmidt’s Wikipedia page. Yeah, right! The Blower’s sure another somebody in another Congressional office tried to clean up her sordid reputation.
Meanwhile on Monday, Junketing Jean’s successor, “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup is shown on Channel 19 speaking to an empty room at what appears to be a Republican sign storage facility in Clermont County. “Bronze Star’s” Hamilton County RINO Party appointed campaign mangler has so much to learn.- Speaking of war heroes, Whistleblower Military Correspondent Ollie Hackworth says in all the years since D-Day 1945, there have only been three occasions when a president failed to go to the D-Day Monument that honors the soldiers killed during the Invasion.
The occasions were: Barack Obama 2010, Barack Obama 2011, and Barack Obama 2012. For the past 68 years, all presidents, except Obama, have paid tribute to the fallen soldiers killed on D-Day. This year, instead of honoring the soldiers, he made a campaign trip on Air Force One to California to raise funds for the upcoming election.
Monday, Chairman Alex TryinToFoolYou’s DemocRAT Butt Boy Ashwin Corattiyil was promoted to Hamilton County RINO Party Executive Director. Alex cited his impressive background.
Republicans for Higher Taxes agree with Alex and endorsed this promotion. They too liked Ashwin’s background – of being a lifelong DemocRAT activist. In 2004 Ashwin spent the entire campaign cycle working for John Kerry for President. Through August 2010 he worked for the far left DemocRAT Speaker of the New York City Council Christine Quinn. Even in 2011, after his alleged Republican conversion, Ashwin assisted an organization that promotes illegal immigration. All of the details, plus the source links, are available at the Republicans for Higher Taxes website. Is this DemocRAT the person you would trust to run the Republican Party’s 2012 campaign operation?
Also on Monday, two bikers came up the right turn lane on Wilmer Avenue and when the light changed, they turned left on Kellogg cutting off a truck so they could go (snail) bike pace at 5:15 PM on Monday. One was wearing a Police Team shirt and the other a US Army shirt. Bikers want rights, like cars, but they should stay in their lanes and not make left turns from the right lane. Maybe the police need to ticket a few bikers who illegally cruise thru traffic lights, ride in the street when there is a designated bike trail, and ride side by side.- From the Great White North: It seems that since the IRS has told Boosters at Springboro schools they are no longer tax exempt, there is something going on. When the school board asked to see all their records (including receipts for their expenditures) they said, “HELL NO!” Now word is there’s an investigation going on.
- Our Soreheads in the Suburb say Wednesday’s the day are usually delivered, and Angry Andersonians like Duffy “The Kevin Slayer” Beischel are wondering if the Forest Hills Urinal will have any news about Masturbating Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien.
- And did one of Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends really ask “What does the picture of Michelle Obama have to do with the Scopes Monkey Trial?” At least he didn’t call us racist.
- In a related item, a black kid asks his dad, “Dad, what’s democracy?” (Wait…the kid doesn’t know his Dad, so let’s start over….)
A black kid asks his mom, “Mama, what’s a democracy?”
“Well, son, that’s when whites work every day so we can get all our benefits!” “But mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?” “Sure they do, but that’s called racism!”
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says that members of that Cabal out to Destroy “Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters were pleasantly surprised at that letter to The Fishwrap where William Knapp of Anderson Township asked whatever possessed our Feckless Fishwrappers to publish what was nothing more than a free advertisement for a disgraced attorney on July 2: “Eric Deters has been a professional embarrassment to most decent members of the bar for many years. Your decision to allow him to publish his unabashed solicitation for clients is astonishing.” Way to go, Knapper!- Finally, at yesterday’s Bribe Lunch, a Conservative Consultant was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if the Romney campaign would ever begin to push back against Obama’s accusations that the Republican was an “outsourcing pioneer.” “That’s what I heard in that Monday morning conference call,” Kane explained. “Romney’s surrogates are supposed to stop shying away from the word ‘lie’ when responding to Dishonest DemocRATS’ attacks on Romney’s business record, and it’ll be OK for Romney spokesmen to call Obama a ‘no good lying bastard’ on TV.”
Got that, Portman?
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