Thursday, July 5, 2012
Wasn’t it Really “In-Dependence Day?”
Now that the official Fourth of July holiday is finally over, The Blower can return to its customary eight-days-per-week schedule. Yesterday, when political insiders were sitting around the pool celebrating Independence Day at Charles Foster Kane’s estate yesterday, most members of the Conservative Agenda were asking if the other 364 days this year are still being called “Government Dependence Days” for all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, politically-correct, celebrity-obsessed, uninformed government-dependent sheeple who voted for Obama, since Dependence on the Government is at an all time high during this summer of our discontent, especially after Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said even if 74% know July Fourth celebrates the adoption of the Declaration of Independence, 60% say Americans are worse off today than before Obama took Office, and 41% didn’t even know the Supreme Court had just ruled on our ObamaTax.- In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports on Independence Day, Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine was reminded of what President Ronald Reagan said in his Independence Day message to the country in 1981. He talked about how our great Nation was founded on the principle of liberty — “that all men are created equal with God-given rights, and that power ultimately resides in ‘We the people.'”
The phrase “We the people” takes on even more significance this year with the recent U.S. Supreme Court ruling on Obamacare. The power now rests with the people to put an end to Obamacare. Our votes in the Presidential and Congressional elections this fall will determine whether Obamacare stands or falls.
Hurley the Historian says President Reagan’s Fourth of July message holds as true today as it did over 30 years ago, when our Quote for the Day Committee says The Gipper quoted President Eisenhower: “‘There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and energy of her citizens cannot cure.'”
- Last Saturday, The Blower reported on that embarrassing PMSNBC video of “Junketing Jean” Schmidt wildly cheering for the ObamaTax victory that had people all of the country once again laughing at Southwest Ohio’s Most Embarrassing Elected Official in History (including Jerry Springer). [WATCH THAT VIDEO HERE]
We even said “Junketing Jean’s” News Flack Barrett Brunsman was trying to claim that the whole thing was just one big terrible mistake. “She wasn’t really screaming ‘Yes, Yes’ to celebrate Obama’s victory. She was just practicing her ‘When Harry Met Sally’ impersonation.”
Imagine The Blower’s surprise when the Huffington Post created a video mixing scenes of our Lame-Duck, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-and-paid-For, Tax-and-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch celebrating CNN’s initial, inaccurate reports that the Supreme Court had struck down the individual mandate with the iconic orgasm scene from the movie “When Harry Met Sally.”
Coincidence? We think not!
Speaking of really embarrassing photographs, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel wonders how many of our Persons of Consequence could guess the identity of this elected official from this photograph of him in drag found in his high school year book.
In Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports our Good Friend E Rob Sanders said his this year’s Kenton Commonwealth Attorney’s Office Fourth of July Party was the best ever, and guys were eating so much watermelon because they’d read all those reports that claimed watermelon has effects similar to Viagra, so they could keep their Fourth of July fireworks going all night long. That’s why Blackjack Brian Richmond cashed his pay check and bought a whole truckload of watermelons.
But if you think that was in bad taste, look what happened when Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin O’Brien showed up at the Anderson Chamber of Commerce Fourth of July Picnic.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES:
Another Patriotic Poem
On the Fourth of July,
In the rockets; red glare
The Girls dress skimpy
So the boys will stare.
- Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about that time four years ago when our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher won that contest on the internet and got to drive the McCain Campaign’s RINO Party Express on that bus tour through Southwestern Ohio.
“And back then, it didn’t even cost me a $3 donation to enter the lottery like it does these days every time you answer an e-mail from the Romney and Obama campaigns,” Kane explained.
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