Tuesday, July 3, 2012

          Today it’s the Top Ten Excuses Disgraced Anderson Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien gave for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car:

10. I forgot
9. The dog ate it
8. She told me she loved me
7. I did it to help the homeless
6. The Devil made me do it
5. I just wanted to be loved–is there anything wrong with that?
4. I’ve never been in a penis lineup
3. I was framed
2. This whole thing is just one big terrible mistake

        ..and the Number One Excuse Disgraced Anderson Township Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien gave for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car is… State Rep-tile Peter Stautberg and my other enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal promised nobody would ever find out.

Now Will He Resign?