Daily Archives: June 24, 2012

Whistleblower Week in Review

Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Blower’s Week in Review

  • OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was The Blower’s direct comparison between Holder-Gate and Watergate. After all, nothing says “I have nothing to hide” with then only “136” more days until a presidential election like an executive power grab to block investigators from looking at government documents. Obama’s last-minute assertion of “executive privilege” turned a political back-and-forth between the DOJ and a congressional committee into a full-blown scandal ensnaring the president. Now everybody will want to know what’s hiding in those papers that pushed Obama to take this risk? Those Fast and Furious Documents must really be dynamite for Obama to paint himself into such a corner. Maybe this time the Crime will be worse than the Cover-up. Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley says it now raises suspicions that Obama himself was involved in the operation. Do you think? No wonder Republican Latino Senator Marco Rubio called for Eric Holder to resign. It sure has the stench of cover-up.

And you could color us amazed. Boehner and Cantor couldn’t wait to announce their Fast & Furious Contempt Vote in the House next week. Where’d they find the testosterone?

How about Eric Holder’s “retracting his claim” that the Bush team knew about Fast & Furious? Was that anything like “lying to Congress?”

So what else are they lying about? Will we get to see somebody frog marched before this is over? At least it keeps the Economy off the front page for a while.

And speaking of the utter irony of Obama’s asserting executive privilege for a cover-up on the 40th Anniversary of Watergate, Hurley the Historian said on Saturday’s date in 1973, President Richard Nixon’s advisor, H.R. Haldeman, told the president to put pressure on the head of the FBI to “stay the hell out of this [Watergate burglary investigation] business” and Nixon’s legacy was assured, just like Obama’s and his trusty Attorney General Eric Holder’s, who by the way, is looking more like John Mitchell every day.

And that’s why yesterday our Quote for Today Committee chose Richard Nixon’s: “Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.”

  • OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was the way Obama’s Spokes-Dweeb Jay Cardboard has really been under fire lately. Not since Baghdad Bob have we seen such a spokes-buffoon. The White House Press Corps didn’t believe Cardboard at his daily deflections spin session when he tried to explain why Obama was not really a hypocrite for asserting Executive Privilege, even though he heavily criticized Bush for using it in 2007. Cardboard was also up a creek without a paddle when couldn’t remember slain Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry’s name. No wonder Terry’s parents are accusing Obama Regime Officials of “hiding something.”

And then GOP Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) said CardBoard’s comments claiming the administration has given Congress every document related to Fast & Furious are “hogwash.”

  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was when Whistleblower Legal Analyst Nolo Contendre said Thursday the Obama Administration saw some more chickens coming home to roost as all the news media were watching for the Supreme Court to announce its decision striking down Obamacare, and when that didn’t happen, they had nothing else to be distracted by, so they turned all attention on Holder-gate. Oh, the unfairness of it all!

And then when they looked at the decisions the Supreme Court did release, Justice Alito wrote for a 7-2 majority that Union Goons had to give their members notice and the ability to opt out of proposed dues increases to be used to pay for election ads. Justices Breyer and Kagan said they agreed with the most overruled 9th Circuit Court of Appeals that hiding the intent to raise dues in the boilerplate language of annual notices was sufficient. Remember how the media and Obama ridiculed Alito when he mouthed “not true” to himself during that State of the Union Address where Obama scolded the Supreme Court for protecting political speech by corporations and claimed that as a result foreign corporations could make political contributions? Well yesterday, Justice Alito wrote in the majority opinion, specifically that the dissenting opinion had “no merit.” How’s that for collegiality! That’s one reason good lawyers always refuse to irritate the judge whenever possible.

  • MONDAY in our Annual “Whistleblower Deadbeat Dads” E-dition, The Blower reported Obama was continuing to blame Bush for Deadbeat Dads, but only The Blower actually named names and published pictures of some of the most Despicable Deadbeat Dads in town. Here are just three examples:

Evans Johnson, East Price Hill, unemployed community organizer: owes $46,000 in child support for his three children ages 18, 15, and 13. Your ex-wife Rose says when she first met you, you promised you’d never be like your father and abandon your kids the way he did. You’re only working until you get caught and then you’ll quit and go back on welfare. You even skipped out on a court date because you’re chicken. It’s really sad what you’ve done to your innocent children.

Leroy Calhoun, Over-the-Rhine, pimp: owes $4,837,000 in child support for his 18 children ages 17, 16, 16, 15, 14, 13, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, and six months. Your common law wives Rosetta, Kisha, Schwanda, Leticia, Clitoris, and Urethra all say, “You best be sellin’ that crack and makin’ some jack, if you be wantin’ back in the sack.”

“Zoom” Lenz, Green Township, TV news cameraman: owes $49,000 in child support for his two children ages 13 and 7. Your ex-wife Sharon still doesn’t believe the station forced you into having a two-year vile-and-disgusting affair with a slutty bleach-blonde anchorbimbo half your age.

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “Political Pandering” E-dition, The Blower asked if ballots will not be printed in Spanish and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

Was it only a coincidence that just few days before Obama proclaimed a new Justice Department edict concerning the deportation of young illegal immigrants, we both ran huge stories on Hispanics in America? —The New York Times and Time Magazine

With then only “139” more days until the November Elections, would anybody believe me if I said Obama’s pandering to Hispanics was not a “Political Move?” —Obama’s Top Obama Adviser David Plouffe On Four Different Sunday Network TV Talk Shows

That’s why we chose Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s “Obama’s Backdoor Amnesty is “Blatant Political Pandering.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

Please don’t tell Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman that Obama’s surprise announcement of amnesty for illegal immigrants makes the case for Senator Marco Rubio for Vice President all the more urgent. —Political Pundit Dick Morris

Shouldn’t we call Obama’s new immigration policy “Catch, Release, Vote?” —Rush Limbaugh

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Annual “Summer Solstice” E-dition, The Blower asked if the days were really getting shorter.

Wednesday was the First Day of Summer and a religious holiday for modern Pagans. Dave the Druid says it’s no coincidence our festivities coincide with the longest day of the year.

In Hamilton County, your Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor says it’s also the deadline to pay your jacked-up Hamilton County property taxes.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Gerald Barzan’s, “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.”

Wednesday was also the scheduled date for that controversial vote to hold Eric Holder in Contempt of Congress. But was only if Obama’s Arrogant Attorney General finally gave up all those incriminating documents he’s been hiding, or GOP House Speaker John Boehner convinces Republican Committee Chairman Darrell Issa to cave in at the last moment.

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Holder-gate” E-dition, The Blower said it was way bigger than Watergate, because again, thje cover-up was worse than the crime.

In Washington, our DC Newbreaker said Obama granted an 11th-hour request by Obama’s Arrogant Attorney General Eric Holder to exert executive privilege over those Fast and Furious documents in a last-minute maneuver to head off a contempt vote against Holder by Republicans in the House. Does anybody remember 2007 when Obama attacked Bush for hiding behind Executive Privilege?

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  • FRIDAY in our Special “Both Obama and Holder Are Contemptible” E-dition, The Blower wondered where Woodward and Bernstein were when we really needed them and asked if we should be changing his name to “Eric the Withholder.”

Was The Blower really first to call Obama’s latest scandal “Holder-gate?” Not long after Thursday’s e-dition came out, a couple of older “Holdergate” references also showed up on Google. The only question now is whether the New York Times will give us credit for Holder-gate, like they did for Portman’s protégé, “Mean Jean” Schmidt.

And we’re also now waiting to see who else echoes The Blower’s direct comparison between Holder-Gate and Watergate. What a great way to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Nixon’s Watergate breaking. It all looks so Nixonian and we’re waiting for somebody to ask “What did the president know and when did he know it.”

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  • SATURDAY in our Official “Paddlefest” E-dition, The Blower asked how much it will cost to haul all those damn canoes back up river:

Paddlefest, in case you’d forgotten, is when Liberal Loonies try to sell us down the river one more time, but organizer Brewster Rhoads says his annual event is not to be confused with next week’s annual Gay Paddlefest, where Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis like to give each other spankings at Sawyer Point. Not only that, our good friend Bobby Leach e-mailed us our Gay Paddlefest Joke: “What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.”

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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

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  • OBAMA 2012: Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose say on Friday, Obama re-election Campaigners at the White House were spam-gramming their local e-mail list, trying to convince people who are getting married (or are about to celebrate an anniversary or birthday) should ask their friends and family to instead donate to Obama’s re-election campaign.
  • REPUBLICANS IN 2012: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says the presidential campaigns are really getting rambunctious. Anti-Romney Protesters now say they’re being paid to heckle, so Mitt “The Viking” is now heckling the hecklers, while declining to call on his supporters to stop heckling Obama’s campaign. Mitt told Fox News Radio on Tuesday that he doesn’t believe in “unilateral disarmament.” It sounds like Mitt is going to be a whole lot tougher than people have been giving him credit for. Remember in 2008 when John McCain pleaded with his supporters to be civil?
  • OHIO RINO PARTY: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chef Gerry Manders says Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett just can’t stop praising Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich’s “bipartisanship” these days. Real Republicans say that’s just what we need—more caving in to the D-RATS.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Next week promises to be a big one. The U.S. Supreme Court is expected to rule on the constitutionality of ObamaCare and Arizona’s law cracking down on illegal immigrants. If voters had their way, the health care law would be overturned and the state law upheld. But whatever the high court rules, you can expect political fireworks.
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “It was so hot, Attorney General Eric Holder was selling water guns to Mexican drug gangs.”
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1997, the US Air Force released its long awaited report dismissing claims of alien spacecraft in Roswell, New Mexico almost exactly 50 years earlier, but Special Agent Fox Mulder told his partner Dana Scully not to stop, just to keep doing what she was doing.
    • OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose the “X-Files’” catchphrase “The truth is out there.”
  • VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Deranged DemocRAT Nancy Pelosi says the only reason Republicans are going after Obama’s Arrogant Attorney General Eric Holder these days is because he keeps trying to make it easier for fraudulent DemocRAT votes to be counted.
  • THUGS ‘R US: This week the Supreme Court said Union Goons had to give their members notice and the ability to opt out of proposed dues increases to be used to pay for election ads. No wonder the goons are so grumpy these days.
  • HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY: Can you pick the real local Republican leader from this actual twitter snapshot taken a moment ago?
  • MEDIA MENDACITY: This week NBC was caught selectively editing tapes once again. This video from a Romney Rally Speech was supposed make the presumptive Republican Presidential Candidate appear “out of touch” with ordinary Americans. “There’s nothing new about that,” The Blower explained. We always report how Kneepad Liberals in the Press have falsify their political coverage. The difference is, these days with all those other Conservative Citizen Journalists out there, more people are starting to hear about it
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #171, says when a Liberal asks what you’re buying your kids for their birthdays, say: “Oh, I guess the usual: more ammo.”
  • DYSFUNCTIONAL DEMOCRATS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Vice President Joe Biden cancelled his scheduled visit to Hamilton on Monday. Nobody knows exactly why, because Obama asserted “Executive Privilege” over Biden’s Travel Schedule.
    • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: Duke Energy has requested its state regulator (PUCO) for permission to enact a streetcar surcharge on its customers’ bills to recover the costs of moving underground equipment for the streetcar project. Republicans for Higher Taxes endorses this proposal, saying another streetcar tax would be a great thing for city residents. Long-time streetcar supporter Sean Donovan has yet to comment.
  • MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: Every day you see Cincinnati Budget Crisis stories where somebody is either trying to raise a little money from new taxes or cut a few million dollars in spending. Maybe somebody ought to tack up an “It’s the Streetcar, Stupid!” sign at the next Budget Hearing. 
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: This week, Liberals just couldn’t stop playing the Race Card and whining about how Republicans wanted to hold Obama’s Arrogant Attorney General in Contempt just because of the color of his skin, not for the content of his character. 

  • HOW ABOUT DEM REDS: Typical Revolting Reds’ Rooter Farley Fairweather just saw the Reds’ lame music video featuring Bronson Arroyo and the Reds Cuban Fireballer performing an ode to their favorite piece of Reds gear, the Reds Hooded Sweatshirt. Maybe if our boys paid more attention to their day job, they wouldn’t be giving up all those home runs.
  • THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Cincinnati’s uncertified police chief is still feeling sorry for himself. Jimmy Craig says “it’s not fair” the State of Ohio is requiring him to pass a basic State police certification test in order for Craig to have any police powers in the State of Ohio, which means Craig can come in work in his pajamas, but not in his police uniform. 
  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET: Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel’s so far one person has identified our weenie wagging Hamilton County elected official who does not work at the courthouse, but CH Snitch wonders if somebody at the Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office could be holding up the release of the police report.
  • IN ANDERSON: “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says he saw that letter in Tuesday’s e-dition from Community Press Senior Editor Marc Emral promising township coverage will be even more negative after the Forest Hills Urinal jacks up its subscription rates.
  • OHIO’S SECOND CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT: Unemployed constituents who can’t afford community newspapers were thrilled to know that “Junketing Jean” Schmidt was named her team’s MVP in the Congressional Women’s Softball Team game against DC lady reporters? Meanwhile, the career courthouse crony mangling the Wenstrup campaign in Ohio’s Second Congressional District wonders if he’s supposed to open a campaign office, like Steve Chabothead just did in the First Congressional District.
  • READING THE TEA LEAVES: John Boehner may have told Republicans not to celebrate next week if the Supreme Court overturns ObamaCare, but Suezilla Hardenbergh says there will be a whole lot of spikin’ the football at the Anderson Tea Party.
  • NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: This week, with the Summer Scorching Season fully under way, we have another timely offering from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his new book “Wanna See My Solstice, Little Girl?” found in the dirty poetry section of your Public Library:

Bunky’s Ode to Summer
 On the First Day of Summer
 I couldn’t be glummer
 Unless, my dear
 You give me a hummer.

  • IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says divorce attorneys all over Northern Kentucky were really upset when they read that story about the online dating service for married seeking affairs which ranked local suburbs to see which bedroom community was the “top cheating neighborhood” in Cincinnati. In order, those adulterous areas included Montgomery, West Chester, Sharonville, Hyde Park, Oakley, Covington, Kenwood, Downtown, Mason, and Mt. Lookout.

 So last Saturday, Bluegrass Betrayers called in to Lovely Lady Lawyer Lisa Wells’ WLW Radio program. There were Philanderers from Park Hills, Fornicators from Florence, Lotharios from Ludlow, Womanizers from Wilder, and Studs from Southgate all bragging about their conquests. Loose Women called in too. There were Adulteresses from Alexandria, Cougars from Crestview Hills, Husband Stealers from Highland Heights, Nymphomaniacs from Newport, and Vixen from Vanilla Hills. Just wait till The Blower publishes their identities.

  • FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT UPDATE: Thursday, the Cabal Still Working to Destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters says his Ohio license will still be under suspension until July 25, after which “Crazy Eric” will be permitted to apply to be reinstated. His Kentucky license is active, for all that’s worth.

Meanwhile, our Caballeros were congratulating Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood, who in his spare time, has now been named to the Hillard Heintze Senior Leadership Council, which is dedicated to bringing national and international best practices to the pursuit of excellence in policing and public safety.

  • THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane if Obama’s White House Spokes-Dweeb Jay Cardboard could go to jail for lying at press conferences. “No more than any candidate, columnist, or elected official when they flat out lie,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “because they’re not under oath.”
  • AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “134” days away.

Monday we’ll be reporting on our nation’s Current Constitutional Crisis.

Tuesday is “Forgiveness Day, a time to forgive and to be forgiven. Good luck with that!

Wednesday is “Sunglasses Day,” and our Good Friend Bobby Leach says if they’re dark enough, ladies can’t see you staring at their cleavage.

Thursday is “Insurance Awareness Day.” Who do you think came up with that?

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “Obama’s latest scandal is called ‘Holder-gate”

And Saturday is “the Gay Pride Parade in Cincinnati,” and Whistleblower Alternate Life-Style Columnists Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis need to come up with another idea for their float representing The Blower.

WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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