–Special “Holder-gate” E-dition–

Thursday, June 21, 2012

And Again, The Cover-up is Worse Than the Crime

  • In Washington, our DC Newbreaker says Obama granted an 11th-hour request by Obama’s Arrogant Attorney General Eric Holder to exert executive privilege over those Fast and Furious documents in a last-minute maneuver to head off a contempt vote against Holder by Republicans in the House. Does anybody remember 2007 when Obama attacked Bush for hiding behind Executive Privilege?
  • Next, everybody waited to see if Republicans would tell Obama to go to hell Wednesday morning and have the committee vote on Holder’s contempt resolution anyway. Republicans could still cave in however, if GOP House Speaker John Boehner wusses out.
  • Hurley the Historian says, “On this date in 1788, the US Constitution was ratified and Liberals have been trying to destroy it ever since.
  • That’s why Your Quote for Today Committee chose Lincoln’s: “Don’t interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.”
  • Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says with only “137” more days until the November Elections, the presidential campaigns are really getting rambunctious. Anti-Romney Protesters now say they’re being paid to heckle, so Mitt “The Viking” is now heckling the hecklers, while declining to call on his supporters to stop heckling Obama’s campaign. Mitt told Fox News Radio on Tuesday that he doesn’t believe in “unilateral disarmament.” It sounds like Mitt is going to be a whole lot tougher than people have been giving him credit for. Remember in 2008 when John McCain pleaded with his supporters to be civil?
  • Meanwhile DemocRATS everywhere are losing it. In Montana, a Moonbat DemocRAT Activist slugged a Republican Congressman’s wife with a sign during a Senate Debate in Big Sky Country. Joe Biden was in full train-wreck mode as he screamed his way through a speech to Union Supporters. Rageaholic Liberal Actor Alec Baldwin punched a photographer, and Deranged DemocRAT Senate Leader Harry Reid told a reporter, “That’s a clown question, bro.”
  • Now here’s some great news for Rob “Fighting for Federales” Portman. Mitt Romney told reporters in Michigan ABC was wrong one more time when they reported from supposedly reliable sources that the Romney Campaign was not considering Republican Latino Senator Marco Rubio for Romney’s running mate. At least ABC didn’t out The Robster as their reliable source.
    • In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Union Goons are using despised NBA superstar and native son LeBron James in a series of ads targeted at Republican U.S. Senate candidate Josh Mandel. Meanwhile, the Cleveland Pain Dealer says Josh Mandel’s campaign is stuck on the low road.
    • Speaking of Cleveland Pain Dealers, did everybody see what happened to Aroldis Chapman when he blew Tuesday night’s save serving up a walk-off home run in the bottom of the tenth? We could hear Ken Broo calling the play-by-play—“It’s outta here. It’s waaayyyy outta here!”

  • Typical Revolting Reds’ Rooter Farley Fairweather just saw the Reds lame new music video featuring Bronson Arroyo and the Reds Cuban Fireballer performing an ode to their favorite piece of Reds gear, the Reds Hooded Sweatshirt. Maybe if our boys paid more attention to their day job, they wouldn’t be giving up all those home runs.
  • Republicans for Higher Taxes released its summer reading list, which includes titles such as “Serving with Honor and Integrity” by Jean Schmidt, “Giving Back to the Community that has Given You So Much” by Mike Brown, and “Hiring Qualified Employees” by Tracy Winkler with a Forward from Alex and Jennifer Triantafilou. See their blog for the full list of future classics.
  • After being shown up by “Bronze Star Brad’s” wife on Father’s Day, the career courthouse crony mangling the Wenstrup campaign is still laying low. When the Wenstrup for Congress campaign finally got off its duff and sent out an e-mail urging people to come volunteer this Saturday in the blistering heat by going door-to-door for Brad Wenstrup and Mitt Romney, recipients were directed to reply to [email protected] (whoever the hell he is).

Dysfunctional DemocRATS must really be kicking themselves for not fielding a viable candidate for this race.

  • Our Compassionate Conservative says 15-year old Africa Hope was shot and killed in the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine. She lived with her grandmother, who blamed “the system” for her death when the girl dropped out of school in March and didn’t take her meds? Maybe the grandmother is to blame for not raising her daughter to be a good mother!
  • Now here’s more of the Cincinnati Mess (You only read about in The Blower): Cincinnati’s uncertified police chief is feeling sorry for himself again. Jimmy Craig says “it’s not fair” the State of Ohio is requiring him to pass a basic State police certification test in order for Craig to have any police powers in the State of Ohio, which means Craig can come in work in his pajamas, but not in his police uniform.

Where the hell does Craig think he is, California? Evidently! The State of Ohio says he must pass the test to be certified in the State of Ohio. That’s not asking so much. Every police officer in the State must pass that test in order to have police powers, make arrests and so on.

Isn’t the real reason five-stars-on-his-collar Jimmy Craig is whining is because he’s too stupid to pass the test? Even though seven skilled police personnel have been taken off the streets to tutor him full time, Craig still can’t remember basic facts necessary to pass the test. Instead, he wants the State to bestow sainthood on him, dispensing with test requirements just because Craig says so. Would you like some cheese with that whine, Jimmy?

We’d bet money Jimmy will postpone his next test date set for July 19.

And did you hear about Craig using the word “attrited” in regard to cutting down on police supervisors? While Funk and Wagnalls says there’s such a word, Craig used it completely out of any correct reference. And he’s “a Phoenix”?

Tom Streicher, please come home. Your city needs you!

  • Yesterday when Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel answered a call confirming the Hamilton County elected township official accused of wiggling his weenie was not from Colerain Township. that left only Anderson, Columbia, Crosby, Delhi, Green, Harrison, Miami, Springfield, Sycamore, Symmes, and Whitewater. That leaves a lot of wiggle room.

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Northern Kentucky seems to have been left out again where depravity and perversion are concerned. Only last week that online dating service for married people seeking affairs ranked local suburbs to see which bedroom community was the “top cheating neighborhood” in Cincinnati. In order, those adulterous areas included Montgomery, West Chester, Sharonville, Hyde Park, Oakley, Covington, Kenwood, Downtown, Mason, and Mt. Lookout.

Northern Kentucky Divorce Attorneys could hardly believe it. Last Saturday, Bluegrass Betrayers called in to Lovely Lady Lawyer Lisa Wells’ WLW Radio program. There were Philanderers from Park Hills, Fornicators from Florence, Lotharios from Ludlow, Womanizers from Wilder, and Studs from Southgate all bragging about their conquests. Loose Women called in too. There were Adulteresses from Alexandria, Cougars from Crestview Hills, Husband Stealers from Highland Heights, Nymphomaniacs from Newport, and Vixen from Vanilla Hills. Just wait till The Blower publishes their identities.

  • In today’s Frivolous Lawsuit Update, the Cabal Still Working to Destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters says his Ohio license will still be under suspension until July 25, after which “Crazy Eric” will be permitted to apply to be reinstated. His Kentucky license is active, for all thats worth.

Meanwhile, our Caballeros were congratulating Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood, who in his spare time, has now been named to the Hillard Heintze Senior Leadership Council, which is dedicated to bringing national and international best practices to the pursuit of excellence in policing and public safety. 

  • Finally at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about the latest Holder-gate Happenings in Washington. “It’s worse than Watergate,” Our Beloved Publisher explained, “And nobody died during that third rate burglary. And so far we don’t have to follow the money, but ask yourself if there’s nothing to hide, why in the hell are they hiding it?”

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