Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

• Was it only a coincidence that just few days before Obama proclaimed a new Justice Department edict concerning the deportation of young illegal immigrants, we both ran huge stories on Hispanics in America? —The New York Times and Time Magazine
• With only “139” more days until the November Elections, would anybody believe me if I said Obama’s pandering to Hispanics was not a “Political Move?” —Obama’s Top Obama Adviser David Plouffe On Four Different Sunday Network TV Talk Shows
• That’s why we chose Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s “Obama’s Backdoor Amnesty is “Blatant Political Pandering.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
• Please don’t tell Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman that Obama’s surprise announcement of amnesty for illegal immigrants makes the case for Senator Marco Rubio for Vice President all the more urgent. —Political Pundit Dick Morris
• Shouldn’t we call Obama’s new immigration policy “Catch, Release, Vote?” —Rush Limbaugh
• The mainstream media’s “Race Card Response” to Obama’s being interrupted by a Daily Caller reporter during a Rose Garden press conference Friday is getting more preposterous with each passing second. —Respectfully yours, Sam Donaldson
• Here’s today’s Racial Healing Update: Obama decided to “become black,” only after we teased him by calling him “Oreo.” —Obama’s Black Former Classmates at Occidental College in Los Angeles
• Obama must be defeated in the coming election because he’s not Liberal enough. —Obama Former Harvard Law Professor
• Those 200-300 cops parking cars at that wedding Obama attended in his hometown last weekend weren’t needed elsewhere. Only 46 people were shot, with just nine fatalities. —Chicago Police Department
• On this date in 1953, Communist spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed for passing U.S. atomic secrets to the Soviets. Today Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder would’ve made sure the traitors were never brought to trial. —Hurley the Historian
• In 2008, President Obama campaigned on a message of “Hope and Change.” Last week, the president announced his re-election campaign message of “Divide and Blame.” —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
• Am I now a “Good DemocRAT?” —Rodney King
• Sorry we couldn’t announce our long-awaited ObamaCare decision on Monday. Our ruling on the Indian Casino case in Michigan was more important. —The Supremes
• Did you get my little hint when I said the important issue was if we ruled the Individual Mandate unconstitutional, would the entire Obamacare law have to be thrown out? —Judge Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg
• Still suffering post-Wisconsin Labor Pains, only a few Union Goons from Ironworkers Local 550 in Canton showed up Sunday for the DemocRAT National Committee’s big anti-Romney “Middle-class Under the Bus” protest in Troy, Ohio. —Whistleblower Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
• Thank you for also honoring me in Monday’s Annual Deadbeat Dads edition. —Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine
• Shouldn’t we really be calling our proposed 23% Property Tax Increase a “Streetcar Tax?” —Mayor Mallory’s Extreme Liberal Rubber Stamp City Clown-cil
• Wouldn’t anybody out there like to be a County Commissioner? —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka
• I wanted to hire a Juvenile Court bailiff with child abuse experience. —Ditzy DemocRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter
• She must be taking lessons from Nadine Allen. —Fishwrap First Amendment Attorney Jack Greiner
• Charles Marshal says if Citizens-on-Patrol didn’t want you to “pleasure yourself” with Teddy Bears, why were they giving them away free last week? —Pervert Attorney James “The Rock” Bogen
• Just because somebody “graduates,” doesn’t that mean they’re also supposed to be ready for college, too? —Failed Cincinnati Public Schools Teachers
• I am firmly on the bandwagon of the 2012 “Little Red Machine” after WE completed OUR sweep of the dreaded New York Mets on Sunday.—Rabid Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather
• Please tell Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson our township coverage will be even more negative after we jack up our subscription rates. — Community Press Senior Editor Marc Emral
• When Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel said that weenie-wagging Hamilton County elected official does not work at the courthouse, does that mean he’s from one of the suburban areas? —Hamilton County Township Association
• What’s the definition of “mass confusion?” Father’s Day in the hood! —Over-the-Rhine Council
• Father’s Day was Sunday, A time that was truly his. But the trouble with the kids today, Is that they don’t know who “he” is. —Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves
• In Kentucky, isn’t Father’s Day the same as Uncle’s Day? —Uncle Clem CamBoo
• On Father’s Day, it’s always a great time to be invited to a big picnic. —Weight Gainers Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich
• On Father’s Day, it’s a great time for your children to buy you a drink. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith
• On Father’s Day, one of my children gave me a Mobile Phone GPS Tracking system. —Horny in Hebron
• On Father’s Day, do you think I should tell people I’m a father too? —Goof Doofus
• On Father’s Day, I always remember all those times my mom caught me in the bathroom. —Eldon Pudpuller
• On Father’s Day, I got a card that said “Thanks for not pulling out.” —Bobby Leach
• On Father’s Day, it’s a good time to spend time with your families. —Cheaters in Northern Kentucky
• On Father’s Day, it’s just another day for The Fishwrap to get scooped by The Whistleblower. —Amanda Vanda
• Where was all that damn Goettafest coverage you promised? —Mainstrasse Merchants
• When did you say Confederate Father’s Day was? —Trish the Dish at Channel 19 News
• Even Sheree Paolello wasn’t dumb enough to ask me that question. —Jack Atherton

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