Sunday, June 10, 2012

The Blower’s Week in Review

• OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA STORY THIS WEEK was watching reaction of Lunatic Liberals Tuesday night after Wisconsin’s Republican Governor Scott Walker won his historic recall election.

It was a bad night for Big Labor, signaling Republican lawmakers across the nation that challenging government unions could pay political and fiscal dividends.

It was a bad night for the White House. Wisconsin was just another dead canary in Obama’s Coal Mine.

It was a bad night for Obama Supporters on TV. Wednesday’s Washington Post said Walker’s 54%-46% was a close vote and CNN would only say that Walker had “survived.”

It was a bad night for Dispirited DemocRATS. Ignore the spin. Tuesday was a disaster.

And it was a bad night for Liberals everywhere. The Left had picked another fight and lost, again.

• OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA STORY THIS WEEK was when Presidential candidate Barack Obama took a break from his jam-packed fundraising schedule on Friday morning to squeeze in a special guest appearance as President of the United States. Almost a week after the most recent round of dismal employment reports, Obama took to the podium to make what was advertised as a statement on the economy. Not surprisingly, the event was just another stump speech from our Campaigner-in-Chief.

That was until Obama said with a totally straight face that the “private sector was doing fine” only a week after May’s disastrous unemployment report that created a measly 69,000 jobs when 154,000 were projected.

In Council Bluffs, Iowa, Mitt Romney slammed Obama for the comment, saying “Today, President Obama inexplicably claimed that ‘the private sector is doing fine.’ But the 23 million Americans who are struggling for work are not ‘doing fine.’ Job creators and small businesses are not ‘doing fine.’ The middle class is not ‘doing fine.’ There is no denying that President Obama has been fundamentally hostile to job creators and his policies have prevented our economy from rebounding. America needs a president who understands the economy and knows how to get our country back on track.”

No wonder Romney also said Obama’s comment would go down in history” as an “extraordinary miscalculation.”

Not to worry. Everything was back to normal Friday night when he Obama joined 20 donors for “an intimate affair” at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington, D.C. It was private event without media coverage. Attendees paid $40,000 per person to meet with Obama, meaning the fundraiser raked in $800,000 for his campaign, the DemocRAT National Committee, and other state parties.

• AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA STORY THIS WEEK was when the evil duo of Cincinnati City Mangler Dough Boy Honey and mayor Mark Mallory announced their plan to plug the projected $34 million city deficit next year by demanding a maximum 6.1 mil tax hike be added to the property taxes of Cincinnati’s over-taxed payers.

That would cause even more Cincinnati property owners to move out of the city to friendlier environs and increase the number of vacant and abandoned property in the city. That’s outrageous, but typical of Dough Boy. But it won’t affect him. After he’s done wreaking disaster on Cincinnati, Dough Boy will move his fat ass back to Kentucky, leaving Cincinnati to sit in a pile of rubble and ashes.

Dough Boy and the Girly Mayor should look at their own spending follies and curtail them right now. For instance, their huge Trolley Folly that is draining hundreds of millions of dollars from the city budget. And how about that million dollar giveaway the duo so eagerly threw to the mayor’s cousin, deadbeat manipulator Liz Rogers and her husband to start the soul food restaurant Mahogany at the Banks? You can kiss that million dollars goodbye.

And don’t forget how about our Nine Fine Clowns on City Clown-cil continue to rubber stamp their approval of all of the Mayor’s and Dough Boy’s various delusions? The inmates are indeed running the asylum.

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• MONDAY in our Official “Internet Innovations” E-dition, The Blower quoted Robert C. Gallagher, when we said “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”

These days, every news organization in radio, television, and the print media is trying to reinvent itself on the internet to attract more readers and viewers. They say it’s to meet the changing needs and tastes of news and information audiences, but The Blower says it’s because they need to cover-up the fact that the real reason they’re all losing audience or circulation is that they’re not doing their jobs right in the first place.

Just this week The Whistleblower Editorial Board was discussing some of the recent devices we ourselves have employed to do a better job of bringing you the news, and the entire Board agreed with our Quote for Today Committee’s choice of this observation from distinguished Math and Physics professor James Yorke: “The most successful people are those who are good at Plan B.”

Most visible of our efforts would be all those vile-and-disgusting pictures sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers. A dirty mind is certainly a terrible thing to waste.

Then we showed you a lot of the links we used just last month.

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• TUESDAY in our Special “Wisconsin Recall Election” E-dition, The Blower wondered if over-taxed payers would be getting badgered again and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

Congress is to blame for last week’s worse-than-forecast job numbers, because they continued to fail to act on the president’s sure-fire job creation ideas. —Obama’s Chief Political Strategist David Axeldouche

The Blower’s repeated reports of high unemployment and new jobless claims are “demoralizing.” Please be more discreet. —Obama’s Labor Secretary Hilda Solis

So what if Fox News says 80% of Over-Taxed Payers’ Failed Green Energy Dollars went to us. Only 19 of our companies went bust. —Obama Donors

We’re talking as if a billion dollars is a lot of money. —New York Times’ Nobel-Prize winning Op-Ed Columnist Paul Krugman

That’s why we chose Senator Everett Dirksen’s “A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon, you’re talking real money,” although he probably never really said it. —Your Quote for Today Committee

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•  WEDNESDAY in our Special “Patriotic D-Day” E-dition, The Blower said It’s always D-Day for DemocRATS: “Denial, Deceit, and Deception!”

In Washington, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus wished everybody “Happy D-Day” as he wondered if The Blower could help create a great new tradition of patriotism, by making today— the anniversary of D-Day— a national day of prayer and commitment to our troops by playing Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s extraordinary address to the nation hours after our troops stormed the beaches at Normandy.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane hopes somebody remembers it.

Remember Former President Bill Clinton’s phony 1994 D-Day Speech on Omaha Beach in Normandy? Maybe Obama could fly over for a photo op today to show how much he cares.

Instead, our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.”

Obviously D-Day in 1944 is what we should all remember today, but Hurley the historian says also on this date, in 1949 George Orwell’s “1984” was published. That turned out to be something worth remembering too.

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• THURSDAY, in our Special “Harbinger of Doom” E-dition, The Blower reported how Republicans had opened a can of Whoop-Ass in Wisconsin.

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Tuesday night was a really big night for Republicans in Wisconsin, but it could’ve been even a bigger night for all America.

Noted Wisconsin Political Reporter Cheddarhead Tadwell says it was a good night for Wisconsin’s Republican Governor Scott Walker, who won his recall election by even a larger margin than he won in the first place, especially after daring to ask Public Sector Unions and Liberal Freeloaders to pay a small part of their fair share.

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• FRIDAY in our Special “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition, The Blower recalled “The Day Hamilton County Turned Blue”:

Hurley the Historian said many people may not realize it, but today is a very important anniversary in Hamilton County in Ohio, because four years ago, RINOs at 700 Walnut Street proceeded past the point of no return in their masochistic “Long March” towards the “Bluing of Hamilton County” (which The Whistleblower had actually predicted five-and-a-half years ago.) Chairman Mao would’ve been proud. Obama’s landslide in November 2008 was redundant. June 8, 2008 was the date our RINOs’ Wandering in the Wilderness had officially begun.

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• SATURDAY in our Special “DemocRAT Disasters” E-dition, The Blower reported how Obama just couldn’t win for losing and said it wasl he had the word “Loser” tattooed on his forehead.

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus Obama it’s been another really bad week for Obama. Too bad he only has 21 more bad weeks to go before the Presidential Elections in November.

How bad are things? Even though our Fund-Raiser-in-Chief and Michelle has been jetting around the country at Over-Taxed Payers Expense raising money 24/7, our Official Whistleblower Fundraising Scorecard shows Mitt Romney’s is raising many millions more.

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• REPUBLICANS IN 2012: Did Mitt Romney really say, “The Obama Re-election Campaign is doing fine?” And you thought the Mittster didn’t have a sense of humor.
• OBAMA 2012: Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose say on Wednesday, Obama re-election Campaigners at the White House were spam-gramming their local e-mail list. Campaign Manager Jim Messina was trying to raise money because “that deeply unpopular Republican Governor Scott Walker barely survived a recall election Tuesday night.” Thursday, Messina’s fund-raising e-mail couldn’t stop whining about the fact the all those little people who donated to Obama’s campaign had only sent in $60 million last month. Friday morning, there was another e-mail. This one purported to be from Ann Marie Habershaw, Chief Operating Officer from Obama for America, begging for another donation “for a friend (the President).” Wait till people find out they really don’t have to donate to enter all of those celebrity dinner lotteries the Obama campaign’s been promoting.
• OHIO RINO PARTY: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chef Gerry Manders says after Friday morning’s press conference when said, “the private sector is doing fine,” Chairman Bennett issued the following statement: “President Obama has made it abundantly clear to the people of Ohio that he has no clue about the day-to-day challenges families face in this struggling economy. In Ohio more than 431,000 people are unemployed, and nationwide 23 million Americans are struggling to find work. President Obama clearly can’t see what is wrong with our economy. How can he be trusted to fix it?.”
• THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Americans want a little less government in their lives, and they definitely don’t like the government telling them how big a Coke they can drink.
• OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Don Rickles’ “I shouldn’t make fun of the blacks. President Obama is a personal friend of mine. He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke.”
• HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1692, Bridget Bishop became the first colonist to be hanged for being a witch. In the Second Congressional District Real Republicans wonder if you spell that with a “W” or a “B.”
• OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Tennessee Williams’ “A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc.”
• VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Reports of a 119% turnout in Dishonest DemocRAT Districts for Tuesday’s Historic Recall Election in Wisconsin were slightly overstated.
• THUGS ‘R US: The Montgomery County, Virginia Police union used felons, including a fugitive and a man convicted of forgery, to collect signatures for a ballot measure that would kill legislation reducing police collective bargaining rights, court documents show.
• HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY: This week, The Blower once again explained why the RINOs’ total abandonment of principles on June 8, 2008 was such a sure sign that Hamilton County had passed the point of no return on its way to become totally “Blue” in November of that year.