Saturday, June 30, 2012
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Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Thursday morning, Obama won an historic legal battle in the Supreme Court, and ironically, it just might cost him the election in “128” more days, because the Supreme Court decision makes ObamaCare the central issue in the 2012 election gives Mitt Romney the opportunity to appeal the Supreme Court’s decision to the American people on November 6th, just like in the 2010 election. And we know how that turned out for Obama and the DemocRATS, because by formally converting “ObamaCare” into “ObamaTax,” the court allows Republicans to argue that Obama violated his 2008 pledge to not raise taxes on middle-class Americans.- During the first few hours after the ruling, Mitt Romney raised $4.3 million from 43,000 on-line donations, and everybody saw Romney say, “If We Want To Get Rid Of ObamaCare, We’re Going To Have To Replace Obama.”
- Instantly afterwards, the Republican National Committee introduced its new web ad called “The Final Verdict.” And in Thursday evening’s fund-raising evening, the Romney Campaign said the ObamaTax hurts job creators.
“Fox News” called Thursday’s ruling a short-term victory for Obama and said it’s now up to Congress to put Americans back in control of their health care, and GOP House Speaker John Boehner said the ObamaTax should be repealed and promptly scheduled a vote in the House during the week on July 9.
Congressman Steve Chabothead said, “The Fate of Obamacare Now Hinges on November.” But PMSNBC recorded “Junketing Jean” Schmidt outside Supreme Court on Thursday and captured Southwest Ohio’s Most Embarrassing Elected Official in History (including Jerry Springer) wildly cheering for the ObamaTax victory. [WATCH THAT VIDEO HERE]
Meanwhile, “Mean Jean’s” replacement “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup says, “The Supreme Court’s decision is a disappointment, and an insult to the large majority of Ohioans who opposed ObamaTax by their vote for Issue 3 last year.” Say what?
In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said the Dispatch figured out next month’s House vote to repeal ObamaCare may be planned to energize Republican voters.
Ohio Republican Attorney General Mike DeWhine said the matter will again be fought in the political arena and will be the preeminent issue of the presidential campaign. Ohio RINO Party Boss Boob Bennett said last November, Ohioans in all 88 counties rejected the government takeover of health care, sending a clear message that voters in the Buckeye state will not stand for the President’s overreaching attack on our health care system. Josh Mandell said the only way to stop the federal government takeover of healthcare is to change the Senate and retire Sherrod Brown. And Republican State Rep-tile Wannabe Mike Wilson said, “This isn’t the end of the fight. I am committed to helping elect Governor Romney and Treasurer Mandel and pushing for full repeal at the federal level.”
Ohio Right to Lifers said, “The ruling demonstrates the need to elect a Pro-Life President.” Ohio Liberty Coalition President Tom Zawistowski said, “The Supreme Court has ruled that the law is legal, that does not mean that the law is right or what the American people want.” The Cincinnati Tea Party said, “Election 2012 is the ONLY Way to Repeal!” And the Anderson Tea Party asked if you’re “Taxed Enough Already” and explained: “Our focus must be local— the Anderson Precincts, where it is up to YOU AND ME to identify like-minded voters, register new voters, shut down election fraud, work polls, and get the voters out in November.” Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP, who is rumored to have remarried Green Township Administrative Assistant Jennifer, said, “Tomorrow is another day.”
Among those celebrating the ObamaCare decision is the local blog Republicans for Higher Taxes, and they are especially happy that it was upheld because it was ruled a tax increase. They are now joyfully referring to this plan as the “ObamaCare Tax Increase.” And the Citizens for Community Values Action Office is now open at 10901 Reed Hartman Highway in Blue Ash.
- Meanwhile in Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports Congressman Goof Davis said “Congress must redouble its efforts to repeal the health care law so we can start anew on reforms that will increase patient access and quality of care while reducing costs.”
In Other Oral Arguments
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Obama’s Health Care Law is still on life-support, because it has already lost in the court of public opinion. Rushmore Limbaugh said, “We now have the biggest tax increase in the History of the World.” Sarah Palin said, “Obama Lies and freedom dies.” Glenn Beck said, “I haven’t been this angry in a long time.” And Dick Morris said Obama’s victory will defeat him and called it “Obama’s Pyrrhic Victory,” whatever the hell that means.- The U.S. Chamber of Commerce called the decision “fundamentally flawed” and so did our friends at the Tax Foundation. The Daily Media Bias Intelligence Briefing said, “America’s future hangs in the balance.” And “Bankrupting America” said Obama’s so-called Affordable Health Care Act isn’t so affordable.
- The Whistleblower-Newswire showed Obama claiming “It’s not a Tax.” Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception showed us Justice Roberts in the Rough, Searching for his Balls. And Conservative Commentator Bernie Goldberg said, “Now the Fun Really Starts.”
Finally, our Disingenuous DemocRATS have been really classy about their Supreme Court victory. Obama tweeted, with a link to a $30 Obama for America T-shirt that reads, “Health Reform Still a BFD.” Earlier in the day, the DemocRAT National Committee’s executive director, Patrick Gaspard, tweeted an even more forceful, “it’s constitutional. Bitches.” And Greg Greene the new media outreach director for the DemocRAT National Committee joined in, tweeting but later deleting, “Overheard in the office: ‘TAKE THAT MOTHERF*****S!!’’” And perhaps the classiest of all was when Obama Political Advisor David Axeldouche still wouldn’t called the ObamaTax a “tax,” even after the Supreme Court ruling.
More Late Breaking News
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1980, left-wing lunatics found a new way to hammer Conservatives when CNN began broadcasting. How far has CNN fallen? Ratings plummeted in the second quarter this year to its lowest ratings since 1991. No wonder that on Late Night TV, Craig Ferguson said, “Some people watching CNN were so shocked by the healthcare ruling that they started rioting. No, I’m kidding. No one watches CNN. Some people watching CNN were so shocked by the healthcare ruling that they started rioting. No, I’m kidding. No one watches CNN.”
In Cincinnati, illegal immigrants are moving in almost as quickly as hard working over-taxed payers are moving out, and Mayor Mallory’s Extreme Liberal City Clown-cil just raised property taxes while not figuring out what to do with their paltry $34 million budget deficit. Anti-Taxers say Laure “Not So” Clealivin’ was caught lying about her no new taxes pledge? [SEE THAT VIDEO HERE]- In Hamilton County, local Pervert Attorney James “The Rock” Bogen called Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel to ask if he could represent our weenie wagging Hamilton County elected official.
And at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the confusion in the news media about which event to cover— the Gay Pride Parade in Downtown Cincinnati or that hillbilly Quaker State 400 Race in Northern Kentucky. Maybe they should’ve combined the two events.”
“If you think that’s confusing,” Kane explained, “think about what would happen if some of the participants showed up at the wrong event. Some folks would show up with some really colorful cars in Kentucky and Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory would be there to throw out the first pitch, and in Downtown Cincinnati Tony Stewart would cover the gay pride parade route in less than two seconds.”
How long has The Blower been covering Gay Pride News anyway? We’re not sure, but if you check out the July 2, 1991 edition, you might see Bud Fugger’s Homosexual Hotline, which reported Mayor David Mann didn’t show up at the Gay Pride Parade, but instead, he sent over a proclamation changing the name to “Gay Tolerance.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Karen Ripley’s: “I can’t help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, “Who’s the dyke in the dress?”
Comedian Laura Kightlinger says, “My favorite thing in a gay pride parade is the big, helium cartoon characters. There is something about seeing Bullwinkle’s ass in chaps. I revert right back to being a kid on gay pride morning.”
On the other hand, Comedian Norm MacDonald says, “A Gay Pride Parade is just a bunch of gay guys.”
And Warner Cable says you don’t have to wait for Gay Pride Day to watch Lesbian porn on Cinemax. Everybody knows you can just catch it on somewhere like www.nu-bay.com anyway.
And will anybody ever forget our Gay Pride Salute back in 2008 from those homo-loving guys at Not the Fishwrap?
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