Sunday, May 13, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when how well Obama was able to divide and distract America with Same-Sex Marriage this week. Every week it’s something else. This week it was Same-Sex Marriage. Last week it was student loans. Next week, you can be sure it will be something else.
The Blower was right when we predicted every week Obama’s Billion Dollar Re-election Team at the White House would be will trotting out another issue to avoid having to talk about the economy, because this election is about the economy.
Did Obama’s Re-election Team play the press perfectly on Obama’s Same-Sex Marriage Announcement or what? Maybe it was because Obama Supporters in the Press were didn’t notice or didn’t care.
OUR NUMBER TWO LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama Supporters at the Washington ComPost just happened to come up with a 5,400 expose of Mitt Romney’s high school hi-jinks that included making fun of a gay guy 50 years ago.
Is this how the ComPost covered Obama’s admission four years ago that made him the first major presidential candidate to admit using cocaine?
Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton’s Oval Office BJs didn’t matter either, so long as the economy was booming.
Double standard? You Betcha! Romney’s crime is not that he was a bully in prep school. His unforgivable transgression is that he dares to think that he can deny Obama a second term. That means that everything he has ever done or said, all the way back to a zygote, will be an item for outrageous outrage.
The idea that the victim of a high school prank would have been “presumed homosexual” in the early 1960s just because of long hair is really ridiculous.
Not all hippies in the sixties were homos, you know.
The Blower wonders when anyone in the “mainstream” media will mention that we now know more about Mitt Romney’s record in high school than we know about Barack Obama’s record in college or graduate school.
AND OUR NUMBER THREE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was all those headlines saying Rob “Fighting for Fund-Raisers” Portman would be no help as Mitt Romney’s running mate in the 2012 Presidential Elections.
Politico said: “Rob Portman no GOP boost in Ohio,” CNN said: “Portman on GOP ticket doesn’t change Ohio race,” the Wall Street Journal said: “Portman Gives Romney No Boost in Ohio,” the Quinnipiac Poll said: “Portman Doesn’t Boost Romney in Ohio,” and The Hill said: “Portman would be of little help to Romney in Ohio,” and the Quinnipiac Poll said: “Portman Doesn’t Boost Romney in Ohio.”
Maybe that’s why Portman was subjected to taking “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup around Ohio’s Second Congressional District on Friday. The Robster supported “Junketing Jean” Schmidt in the March Republican Primary, and Friday’s photo-ops at dingy diners in West Union and Waverly were part of Portman’s mea culpa. Of course we will all receive tweets, press releases and Facebook postings about Rob Portman’s day trip around the Second Congressional District, because he actually has a press secretary who lets people know what his boss is doing, unlike the Courthouse Crony Alex T. chose to manage Bronze Star’s campaign. Alex’s Courthouse Crony needs to realize managing political campaigns isn’t the same kind of cushy, do-nothing job that the county clerk’s office is.
“Junketing Jean” News Flack Barrett Brunsman says she’s sorry she couldn’t come along, but this week’s over-taxed payer funded junket with Nancy Pelosi and some other DemocRAT women House Harpies is to Qatar, wherever the hell that is.
MONDAY in our Special “The Meaning of Hubris” E-dition, The Blower asked if Obama was the Poster Child for Arrogance and compared Obama with previous presidents:
In “A Tale of Two Speeches,” The Whistleblower dramatically illustrated the shallowness of Obama in contrast with George W. Bush after the capture of Saddam Hussein.
In Obama’s “Hooray for Me, I Killed Osama bin Laden All By Myself Speech, everything was “I,” “Me,” “My,” or Mine?” “Hubris,” anyone? The word means extreme haughtiness, pride or arrogance. Other synonyms for “Hubris include airs, audacity, brass, cheek, chutzpah*, cockiness, conceitedness, contemptuousness, disdain, insolence, loftiness, nerve, ostentation, overbearance, pomposity, pompousness, presumption, pretension, pretentiousness, self-importance, vanity. Hubris often indicates a loss of contact with reality and an overestimation of one’s own competence or capabilities, especially when the person exhibiting it is in a position of power. Do you think they should have a picture of Obama next to “Hubris” in the dictionary?
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TUESDAY in our Special “Empty Seats” E-dition, The Blower reported Disingenuous DemocRATS were really disappointed with the turnout and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Did Paul E. Kostyu (our new guy in Columbus) and the Dissociated Press forget to show you a picture of all those empty seats at Saturday’s big rally for Obama and Michelle at The Ohio State University? —Feckless Fishwrappers
Disappointed DemocRATS called the crowd at Obama’s rally “half full.” Republicans called it “half empty.” —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
Did you see where all day Sunday on TV, Disingenuous DemocRATS were forced to spin the size of the crowd? —Romney’s Aides at Obama’s Rallies
Empty words for empty seats. —Right-Wing Bloggers
Those weren’t empty seats. Those were our Dead Voters. —DemocRAT Vote Frauders
Who papered the windshields of people attending Saturday’s rally with copies of my restraining order? —Sherrod Brown
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WEDNESDAY in our Special “Embarrassing Expectations” E-dition, The Blower reported Obama supporters were still trying to claim the arena was “packed”:
In “Size Really Does Matter,” The Blower explained what we’ve learned from Obama’s embarrassing rally at The Ohio State University on Saturday. One thing’s for sure, every campaign event story you see until the Presidential Election should will contain the exact size of the crowd.
Everybody knows you’re not supposed to hold an event in a room that isn’t full, or promise the media an overflow crowd only to have a camera show how few people cared to show up. That’s why Politics 101 says you should always hold events in rooms small enough so the press will note that the venue was “packed” or the event was “standing room only” or that the crowd was “overflow.”
Another good idea is: Never brag about your crowds before an event. Always wait for them to show up and then you can brag all you want. The Obama campaign really got screwed on that one Saturday, especially when the press compared Obama to an aging rock star who could no longer fill an arena on Saturday.
Even Obama’s “composite girlfriend” could tell you “Size Matters.”
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THURSDAY, in our Special “Same-Sex Marriage Update” E-dition, The Blower reported there was more bad news for Obama on Election Night.
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said, “Let not your heart be troubled, because the past few days have not been good for Obama.”
Last Saturday, he started his campaign in Columbus, Ohio at a half empty arena. Tuesday, the Tea Party showed its muscle by defeating RINO Senator Richard Lugar in Indiana and supporting a ban on same-sex marriage in North Carolina, which Obama says he now supports. Ron Reagan (Jr.) says Obama is taking more time to “evolve” on his support for same-sex marriage than humans did from apes. In West Virginia, Inmate No. 11593-051, a DemocRAT in a federal prison pulled 40% of the vote against Obama. In Wisconsin, more Republicans voted than DemocRATS in the Governor’s recall primary. Add to this, by voting out austerity measures, Europe is going to hell in a hand basket. That can’t be good for Obama’s economy. And the NY Times finally called Obama a “Socialist.” No wonder White House Press Dweeb Jay Cardboard sounded so flustered with then only “179” more days until the Presidential Elections: “I mean — well, yes, sure. I just don’t — I haven’t — I haven’t been asked it before so I. . . . The president — I’ll have to — I’ll have to get back to you.”
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FRIDAY in our Special “Gay for Play” E-dition, The Blower explained Obama’s same-sex marriage payoff was Hollywood cash!:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said Obama did a great job of uniting the country Wednesday afternoon when he finally came out of the closet on his support for same-sex marriage on ABC TV News. ABC admitted Obama picked Robin Roberts for the orchestrated announcement because of her race, age, and previous softball interviews.
Immediately afterwards, CNN’s ‘Balanced’ Coverage of Obama’s Support for Gay Marriage was five guests in favor, but only one opposed, and the three openly-gay guests were pampered with soft questions, like “What was your first reaction?” and “Did you start to cry?”
Obama supporters in the Press say it was an “Evolved, Historic, Composite Decision.” Obama was for it, before he was against it, before he was for it. Marriage used to be between Adam and Eve. Now Obama says it’s OK to be between Adam and Steve.
In Washington, our DC Newbreaker says according to the Washington Free Beacon, Obama announced his support for same-sex marriage less than 48 hours after the Washington Post reported that prominent political donors were threatening to withhold donations over the president’s position on gay rights. The Blower is surprised it took that long.
Another coincidence: Obama made his historic endorsement on the eve of a sold-out fundraiser Thursday evening at the Los Angeles home of movie star George Clooney. That event raised $15 million — about $6 million from the guests and the rest from a campaign contest for $3 donors, the winners of which get to participate in the dinner.
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SATURDAY in our Official “Don’t Forget Mother’s Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “What’s a home without a mother? Filthy!”
Then The Blower explained Mother’s Day is getting to be too commercial. This year they started putting up decorations right after Kwanzaa. Then there’s all that Mother’s Day music on the radio and everybody goes around wishing each other “Happy Mother’s Day,” even if you’re Jewish, but then their “Why Haven’t You Called Your Mother” celebration lasts for eight days. (Cincinnati Bell says Mother’s Day is the one day each year your mom won’t mind if you call her collect.) And all those Mothers you see in the stores aren’t the real Mother. They’re only Mother’s little helpers. And on Mother’s Day Eve, little children will be waiting for that Big Mother to come down the chimney. But you know they’re really hyping it, when you see Mother’s Day cards for fathers at Walgreens. No wonder a group calling itself Mothers Acting Up is holding a big parade tomorrow to help lead the observance of Mother’s Day back to its roots. Of course, hairy-legged Feminists will be against Mother’s Day. And now we know why our Quote for Today Committee chose “Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”
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REPUBLICANS IN 2012: Mitt Romney was ripping Obama on the economy in Charlotte, talking about job creation in North Carolina, a state with the fourth highest jobless rate. It’s nice to see the GOP candidate staying on message, offering ideas on things voters really care about.- OBAMA 2012: Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose say this weekend, the Obama re-election Campaigners at the White House were spam-gramming their local e-mail list with a bogus Mother’s Day e-mail from Obama, with some phony BS about how lucky he was to be married to a “woman” like Michelle. Meanwhile, Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis wondered what happened to their e-mail.
- OHIO RINO PARTY: Spokesman Christopher Maloney is leaving the state party to join GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s campaign. Maloney will be Romney’s communications director and spokesman for Ohio. Same job, different title.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Obama ended the week with media praise loud in his ears over his endorsement of gay marriage, while his Republican challenger Mitt Romney crossed the 50% threshold against the president for the first time. The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Saturday shows Mitt Romney earning 50% of the vote and President Obama attracting 42% support. Four percent (4%) would vote for a third party candidate, while another three percent (3%) are undecided.
OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “President Obama has come out in support of gay marriage. He said his position has been evolving for years. Miraculously, he saw the light just in time for tonight’s big Hollywood fundraiser. What are the odds?”- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 2003, the Treasury Department introduced its new “colorized” $20 bill, and today during the Obama Recession, it’s still worth about eighteen cents.
Not only that, the price of gas is still nearly $4-per-gallon, the real unemployment rate is 22.3%, and Obama’s US Debt Clock just keeps on spinning.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose President Ronald Reagan’s “Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.”
- VOTER FRAUD: Michelle Malkin says six months until Election Day, conspiracy theories are percolating on the Internet like bubbling mud pots at Yellowstone: Left-wing billionaire George Soros is going to rig the election for Barack Obama. Foreigners will oversee the nation’s entire vote-counting system. The fix is in, and all is lost. But before conservatives go all Michael Moore-moonbatty, let’s calm down and separate voter fraud facts from fiction. There’s no time to waste worrying about manufactured scares. And there are plenty of legitimate threats to electoral integrity without having to inflate or concoct them.
MEDIA MENDACITY: Newsbusters’ Kyle Drennen reported “NBC Cheers Obama ‘Cashing In’ On ‘History’ of Gay Marriage” Announcement. Leading off Thursday’s NBC Nightly News, anchor Brian Williams enthusiastically touted the President’s fundraising efforts: “President Obama cashing in the day after his gay marriage announcement.” Moments later, Williams proclaimed: “Tonight, it is clear President Obama is hoping, at least, to capitalize on the history he made yesterday, becoming the first American president to come out in favor of same-sex marriage.”- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #134 is to tell a joke:
Q: Why is the health care plan called “Obamacare,” not “Obamacares?” A: Because he doesn’t.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: After reading the Republican for Higher Taxes exclusive on the relationship between Tracy Winkler and soon-to-be-disbarred attorney $tan Che$ley, Mean Jean Schmidt wrote in yesterday to remind us that $tan Che$ley has been a long-time supporter of hers. Now that her political career is over, Mean Jean could not be more pleased to see that Chesley has picked Winkler to be his new Republican project. Jean Schmidt and Tracy Winkler – two Che$ley-approved peas in a pod.
SEX IN SCHOOLS: Did Highlands High School teacher Andrea Conners with two children of her own really resigned her job last Thursday amid allegations that she had sex with a student?
It’ll be interesting to see which Northern Kentucky attorney is defending her, with Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters suspension situation still unclear.
So far, local TV stations are all over that story, and Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel wants to know: why don’t those same TV stations cover stories when their own anchorbimbos have sex with their cameramen?
MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: Now that The Fishwrap has “retired” some great staff photographers on their staff, they’re pulling old photos from their “files.” On Wednesday’s front page, the headline read: “Pensions start to feel the pinch.” It sure looks like Diana Frey, the Former Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees Union president who was arrested for embezzling the money from the municipal workers, doesn’t it?- HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY: In case you didn’t receive his Thursday press release announcing “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s new campaign manager, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafillou (pronounced Alex) who’ll be Blogging Till the RINOS come home, is now celebrating that back-room deal he just made.
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: According to the Business Crapper: Touted for partnerships to give minority businesses a leg up…. maybe they need to go back to basic business 101 to pay your taxes. Minority owned concrete (working on Washington Park and the casino) Jostin Construction Co owes a whopping $81,397 on a Federal Tax Lien. The company President is none other than Albert Smitherman & Lisa Smitherman is VP. That last name sounds familiar, doesn’t it.
THE HAMILTON COUNTY MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): The latest Indian token Hamilton County coroner, Lakshmi Kode Sammarco, is the subject of an election complaint over a photo and allegation on her campaign web site.
The unelected coroner ran a photo of herself with Hamilton County commissioner Greg Hartmann, falsely claiming he endorses her in the upcoming November election. She couldn’t even spell his name correctly. Hartmann signed an affidavit saying he does not endorse Sammarco and was not aware the photo would be used in her campaigning.
Further about the unprofessional Sammarco is the fact she has yet to present a final coroner’s report on the death of Everette Howard, 18, the University of Cincinnati student who died last August after being tasered in his dorm by UC personnel. It’s been nine months since then and Sammarco still hasn’t bothered to get off her fat ass to issue a final report on Everette’s death.
We’ve contacted four coroners unrelated to Hamilton County about the amount of time it takes to do tests and such after a death as a result of an individual being tasered. The four expert coroners have assured us there’s no valid medical or pathology reason for the investigation taking that amount of time.
It looks like we were correct when we said Lakshmi’s just a pawn of DemocRAT chairman Tim Burka, who appointed her. Two words: Total incompetence.
- IN ANDERSON: Trustee “In Russ We Trust?” Jackson says, “When you take mom out for Mother’s Day brunch around here, you’d better hope she likes Chinese food.”
CLERMONT COUNTY: Looking at pictures of Vince Faris and Keith Judd, Clermont County Republicans are wondering if the Presumptive Prosecutor has a long lost cousin.- READING THE TEA LEAVES: The Ohio Liberty Council announced has changed its name to “Ohio Liberty Coalition” after a unanimous vote by its Board at its April meeting. It seems an organization nobody ever heard about and fewer people cared calling itself the “Liberty Counsel” in Orlando, Florida thought everybody in the world would be confused. No wonder neither of these two organizations ever gets anything done.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the Spring Quarter in College, we found this licentious limerick by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “School Daze,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
“Sensuous Sophomores”
A co-ed many require many tutors,
But still have plenty of suitors
She won’t need a brain
To catch her a swain
As long as she has great big hooters
TROUBLEMAKING TAILGATER TINO DELGATO says the Reds traded 26-year-old Josh Hamilton for basically nothing after the 2007 season. Since then Josh has won the American League MVP award, a batting title, appeared in TWO World Series, and now has hit four home runs in one game. He is on track to win the Triple Crown (Batting Average, Home Runs and RBI’s) in 2012. The Reds traded an old (30) Frank Robinson in 1965. He won the Triple Crown and appeared in FOUR World Series. Einstein said Insanity was doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Go Figure!!- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo is wondering how low turnout will be for those Kentucky Primary Elections in only 10 more days. Mitt Romney still needs 312 more delegates to win the Republican Presidential Nomination at the Convention in Tampa. But with everybody except Rand Paul’s nutty dad out of the presidential race, it’s all rather anti-climatic. The only real excitement in Kentucky yesterday was waiting to see if that Tea Party backed challenger replaced RINO U.S. Senator Richard Lugar in Indiana.
That seven-way scrum for Goof Doofus’ seat in Congress is not all that exciting either. Unless somebody’s dropped out, we still have Thomas Massie, Judge Once Moore, Brian D. Oerther, Alecia Webb-Edgington, Tom Wurtz, Marcus Carey, and Walter C. Schumm. When’s the last time The Fishwrap actually did a story covering this campaign? Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ legal suspension and Kendall Hansen’s slow horse get more news coverage than the rest of the pack combined.
And then there’s Political Gadfly Will “The Thrill” Terwort’s doomed quest for the 23rd Senate District in Kenton County. We’re sure there’s something interesting about that race, if only somebody was interested enough to report it.
THIS WEEK IN KENTON CIRCUIT COURT: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders well fertilized e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features the much anticipated Mother’s Day e-dition with loads of bums, druggies, thieves, perverts, and burglars headed to the big house. But for those of the Robster’s readers hoping for a glimpse of NoKY’s (second) most infamous sex-ed teacher who might still be a Ben-gal, and of course, her mother, no such luck. Perhaps Eric Deters’ ever-lasting suspension of his law license is delaying the case. The cabal especially got a chuckle out of Deters’ flunky Charlie “Mo” Lester’s appearance (sporting a creepy gay-porn mustache) on the nationally televised “Today Show” in the Crazy Eric’s stead. We’re sure missing a chance to get his ugly mug on national television really chapped the Crazy One’s backside.- THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane if his publication had an official position on same-sex marriage. “The Blower has always supported same-sex marriage,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher proclaimed. “Why shouldn’t gays and lesbians be as miserable as the rest of us.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “176” days away and the May 22 Bluegrass primary is just nine days away.
Monday is “Dance Like a Chicken Day” for those who like to do the “Chicken Dance,” but we think we’ll be talking about something much more important.
Tuesday is “Police Officer’s Memorial Day,” which honors and remembers police officers who gave their lives while on duty.
Wednesday will be “Wear Purple for Peace Day” and you know how much good that’ll do.
Thursday is “Pack Rat Day.” Don’t clean your room, basement, garage or any other area. Don’t discard anything today…It may be valuable. And don’t even empty the trash. You might have accidentally thrown out something useful.
And the first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “Obama says now it’s good to be gay.”
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