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Official “Backstabber Voting” E-dition

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

More Back Attacks

  • Today there are only “236” more days the November Elections, and nothing’s settled yet, even after yesterday’s Republican Presidential Primaries in Alabama, Hawaii, Mississippi, and American Samoa. Still, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Rob Paul are doing their best to win The Whistleblower’s Backstabber of the Year Award. Have you seen some of their Super PAC attack ads?
  • Tuesday, Obama hopped on Air Force One for an over-taxed payer funded photo op during half time at a first-round small time NCAA tournament game in Dayton, where he got interviewed on cable channel TruTV.  After being asked if Obama Supporters at CBS had talked to any Republican presidential candidates about popping up on NCAA coverage, White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard said with a straight face, “This isn’t a political thing. (Obama) is the president of the United States.” And if you believe any of that crap, The Blower has a bridge to sell you.
  • Hurley the Historian says Albert Einstein was born on this date in 1879, but it was many years later that former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton came up with his Theory of Infidelity. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bill Clinton’s “Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’.”
  •  In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker reports last week in an interview GOP House Speaker John Boehner said, “Some of the dumbest people in America are in Congress.” Wouldn’t the obvious follow-up question have been “Who?”
  • In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says the fight between Governor John Kasich and Ohio RINO Party Boss Kevin DeWhine over control over the State Central Committee gets bloodier by the day, while these days Dishonest DemocRATS are morning the resignation of their own  W. Carlton Weddington, a Franklin County State Rep-tile of the African American persuasion, who resigned while facing indictment on three charges, including bribery.
  • Republicans for Higher Taxes recently published their post-election wrapup in which they reviewed the good and bad from last week’s elections. 
  • On Monday it was reported that Mean Jean Schmidt spent Election Day in Washington D.C. dining with Turkish Ambassador Namik Tan.  Talk about irony defined!  What could better demonstrate Mean Jean’s inability to recognize her problems?  Even Republicans for Higher Taxes, some of Mean Jean’s biggest fans, criticized her for this one.  Didn’t Schmidt have anyone on her staff who could tell her when she’s doing something wrong–or was that list too damn long to bother with?

And what was “Mean Jean” doing having lunch with the Turkish Ambassador on Election Day anyway? According to “Mean Jean’s” News Flack Barrett Brunsman, our Defeated Bitch-in-a-Ditch was enjoying an Ottoman repast of goat kebobs and hummus. She certainly wasn’t busy worrying about all those tornado victims in Clermont County. Come to think of it, neither was “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup. The winning candidate’s press office has been acting like the current representative’s ever since Election Day.


       The Cincinnati City Mess

  • Two weeks ago, we told you about the scandalous giveaway caper by Cincinnati mayor Mark Mallory, his Kentucky butt boy Dough Boy Honey and the majority of Mallory’s Extreme Liberal City Clown-cil handing black deadbeat couple Liz Rogers and her husband co-owner Trent G. Rogers a million dollars to open up soul food Mahogany Restaurant in the Banks area.  Every banker in town has predicted that million dollar of giveaway city money will run down the sewer drain and the Rogers’ restaurant will go defunct sooner, rather than later, as they say.

We told you the Rogers have about seven legal judgments against them in Butler County, including garnishments, tax liens from the Ohio Department of Taxation for amounts up to $6,700 and unpaid delinquent federal taxes adding up to more than $49,000.  It has now come to attention co-owner Trent Rogers, 44, had several criminal cases in Hamilton County courts.

In Case 97CRA24773, Trent Rogers was accused of Receiving Stolen Goods.  In Case 97CRB25851, Trent Rogers was charged of Misdemeanor Drug Use.  In Case C99CRA30866 and B9905504, Trent Rogers was charged with Possession of Marijuana and sentenced to 180 days in jail.

In Case 05CRA5187 and B0503078, Elizabeth A. Rogers was charged by the State of Ohio with passing bad checks. 

Even The Blower couldn’t make this stuff up!

  • In another city mess, useless Cincinnati police chief James Craig has a state hearing on Thursday where he will beg and plead state commissioners to exempt him from a state police qualifying exam which he is way too dumb to pass.

Choosing James Craig as police chief is another example of mayor Mallory and his Kentucky butt boy Dough Boy Honey in their blatant racism selecting a chief because he is black instead of being a good leader and at least smart enough to pass a basic police test.  Craig should never have been sworn in as police chief without passing that state exam, and any responsible mayor would have already sworn his black ass out by now.


  • We read with regularity about this or that local school district making hurtful budget cuts after a tax levy vote fails.  Currently, the Lakota school district is doing just that.  What most of these school district cuts amount to is vindictive administrative retaliation against the voters to punish them for not passing their ridiculous exorbitant school tax levies.

We learn just about every day of districts cutting busing, curtailing programs such as art and pre-school, cutting down on sports or charging a fee to players who want to participate in school sports.  What we never hear of are wise budget decisions.  When have you ever heard a school board decide to cut administrators’ bloated fat salaries by ten percent due to district money problems, or, heaven forbid, axing an administrator or two?  How about stopping those high-spending administrators and board of education members’ multiple spending junkets at fancy hotels and expensive restaurants  for “conferences, training sessions and symposia”?  Or cutting the fat $100 stipends each elected board of education member receives just to show up at each board of education meeting?  Never.

Don’t cave in or feel sorry for self-serving superintendents who continually whine about budget problems and program cuts.  Fight back!  Replace the board of education members who always go along with the superintendent.  Hire a better superintendent who can get the job done without punishing students and their parents.  That is their job, after all.  What are they doing to earn those bloated salaries, other than whine and threaten?

  • Sycamoron Township President Tommy Weidman requested and received unanimous consent to have all the regular Sycamoron Township Trustees meeting days changed. It seems Tommy has been selected to attend an FBI Citizens Academy. Apparently, he perceives that the other two Trustees cannot run or conduct any meeting without him.

Note: Persons wishing to attend evening meetings must now adjust their schedules to accommodate one Sycamoron.

  • In Anderson, Conrad Nagel asked if Disgraced Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien might think about nominating his soon-to-be former wife for the Whistleblower’s Backstabber of the Year Award. Conrad says, “I heard he hangs out quite a bit at Latitudes in Anderson Towne Center (first reported in The Blower on January 14). He was there on Saturday night. Kevin O’Brien is no longer licensed to sell insurance in the State of Ohio. I wonder where he gets the money to pay for drinks considering his house is in foreclosure and he has not paid his property taxes which were due the end of January. I guess his personal needs come before paying his taxes and the needs of Anderson residents. I wonder what Anderson residents would think about a trustee who is not paying his property taxes. So it must be OK for Anderson residents to have to pay taxes, but at least one trustee thinks it is OK for him to not have to pay taxes.
  • Meanwhile, over at CFK-TV on Anderson Community Television, somebody sent us an audition tape entitled “The Vetting of Chris Bortz,” asking Conservatives if this is the man they really want representing them as the Republican candidate for Hamilton County Commissioner. Maybe some of the folks on the CFK-TV Production Crew should take a look at it and let us know what they think.
  • Finally, at yesterday’s bribe lunch, a political consultant was asking Charles Foster Kane how the balloting was going for the Whistleblower Backstabber of the Year Award. “You can’t believe all the people who’ve been nominated,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “In fact, one Anderson Township resident even nominated me.” Can you guess who that was?  

Bluegrass Ballots

  • Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Federal help for some counties in Kentucky is on the way after the tornadoes that caused millions of dollars in damage across the commonwealth, while FEMA tells Clermont County on the North Shore it’ll have to go it alone. Does this mean Kentucky’s DemocRAT governor is more persuasive with the Obama Administration than Ohio’s Republican governor? Maybe the Ohio Republicans in Congress are just asleep at the switch.  
  • Tom Wurtz says “Do you believe state legislators should defend our freedoms? It appears some do and others don’t. Let’s examine the legislative priorities taking place in Virginia and Kentucky. It appears that Virginia’s governing body has a totally different mindset when it comes to defending their citizens’ freedoms.”

“Say, this Wurtz guy has some big ideas,” the CamBoozler said. “With only 69 more days until the Bluegrass Primaries, maybe he should be running for office.”

  • Attorney Rick Brueggemann of Union was elected Chairman of the Boondoggle County Republican Party during the Party’s quadrennial reorganization on Saturday. Also elected at the Boondoggle County Committee Meeting were Vice Chair Phyllis Sparks of Walton, a business owner who also serves as the County Chairperson of Thomas Massie for Congress; Secretary Emily Shelton of Burlington, a long-time conservative activist and co-founder of the Grassroots Tea Party of Boondoggle County; Treasurer Melanie Morris of Union who works for Kenton County Fiscal Court; and Youth Chair Brett Gaspard of Walton who has been involved in Take Back Kentucky, the League of Kentucky Property Owners, and ran for State Representative in 2010. A spokesman assured The Blower there is not a backstabber in the bunch.

That GOP Mass County Convention was really well attended. With the new leadership in place, GOP core principles which should identify who we are, should be upheld now. This snitch was a little disappointed with a few things. Once it was determined who would be allowed to vote for officers, some precinct captains (including the CEO of Boondoggle /Gary Moore) took that as a sign that the writing was on the wall as to whom the next officers would be and THEY JUST LEFT! Had they stayed, their votes could have helped Emily “I like cheeseburgers” Shelton to be vice-chair. Emily lost to Phylis Sparks by only three votes. Nothing like a captain of the ship to be the first to abandon ship! At least the others DID stay and vote, even though they knew the outcome in advance. Kudos to those folks! This snitch would also like to give a shout out…… to the congressional candidate who took time out of his Saturday to view our process of conducting the convention.

Memo to Snitch: Don’t be so subtle. Tell us who the damn candidate is.

  • Ken CamBoo said word on the streets of Burlington around the $55,000 kiosk was that the Boondoggle County Tea Party was dead and buried, but then Saturday at a church near the cemetery all hell broke loose. While most people in Boondoggle County were busy icing down their wine coolers and six packs of Bud, a group of citizens came riding into town on their white horses, took control of the Boondoggle Republican Mass County Convention and threw all the bums out.
  • Ken CamBoo said The Fishwrap might be late on Sunday morning, not because of the time change, but because the pre-written article would have to be changed since most of the people who used to run the Boondoggle County Republican Party are no longer in office, and most of the people who were listed as Fourth District Delegates and Alternate Delegates aren’t going to the Convention. Ken said in war we would call it a blood-bath. In a Mass County Convention, it would be called an old fashion ass kicking. It is not known if Bitch McConnell has taken one of those over 75 Mercy Pills yet.     
  • Finally, the Cabal out to Destroy Eric “Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters, is pleased to report that during his 61-day suspension in Kentucky, “Crazy Eric” is was in Federal Court (Southern District of Ohio), where a jury returned a unanimous verdict against the perjurer represented by “Crazy Eric” in a suit against Green Township Police. His client apparently had to be physically restrained when she ignored the police and tried to run into flood waters some time ago on Harrison Avenue.  Deters was seeking a big payoff because his client was embarrassed (The Blower would argue she has no shame, since she later hired him) when the officer had to physically prevent her from endangering herself and the emergency personnel who would’ve had to enter the waters to rescue her sorry self.

Deters was in fine form, calling the officer a “bald headed former Marine” and an independent witness as the “fat Mr……” If you have no case, attack and act like an idiot. In that, Mr. Deters is apparently an expert.

Has anybody asked the Ohio Supreme Court why it hasn’t suspended Deters’ license too?


BACKSTABBER BALLOTS HOT LINE

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