Sunday, March 18, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when Noted Florida Political Columnist Manatee Tadwell said tempers were still flaring over a version of the American flag flying at DemocRAT Headquarters in Lake County. This US style Flag with Obama’s face on it has only been available on line since 2008, and Disgraceful DemocRATS said with then only “234” more days until the November Elections, those veterans who complained about the DemocRAT Party’s Obama Flag were all racists.
OUR NUMBER TWO LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when Cincinnati’s Useless Police Chief James Craig requested a postponement of his London, Ohio test-dodging hearing which was scheduled for Thursday. Word is the useless chief has a sore testicle and thought being driven to Columbus might be too much of a stress on his testicle. His next hearing is scheduled for May. Maybe he will have the balls for the hearing by then.
The test evader then had a police spokesperson call the State of Ohio, relaying Craig’s anger that the state released the fact he requested a hearing to avoid taking the police qualification test. Maybe Craig has never heard of Ohio’s Sunshine Law. The State of Ohio doesn’t care at all about Craig’s anger. It means nothing to them. Maybe Craig should see a physician about his sore testicle instead of pestering State officials—or better still, just take the freakin’ test already.
Our reader Edna writes in, saying, “Cincinnati police chief Craig revealing he postponed his Columbus test hearing because he has a sore testicle is way too much information. Does he need to be that graphic? I don’t want to know about the condition of his testicles.”
“Police chief Craig has no police powers, he can’t make an arrest, he isn’t able to enforce the law, and now he is unable to ride in a car due to his genital problems. He stated he can’t ride to Columbus in a car due to his malady. If he can’t ride in a car, how can go to a crime scene, check on or support his police officers or sit at work while he is on the job? Or is he skipping city work altogether now, spending his time at home watching tv and popping bonbons into his mouth?”
AND OUR NUMBER THREE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was that photograph of bare-chested 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum lounging poolside in Puerto Rico. The national news media says the photo was snapped by a passenger on an Atlantis all-gay cruise.
And you thought Rich Santorum didn’t like gay people.
- MONDAY in our Official “Political Backstabbers Week” E-dition, The Blower asked Is that a dagger in your toga, or are you just glad to see us:
Hurley the Historian says Thursday’s the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body. Sounds a little like one of those 2012 Republican Presidential Debates, doesn’t it?
Our Quote for Today Committee says “Beware the Ides of March” and “Et tu, Brute” are two of the most remembered lines from all of Shakespeare’s plays.
That’s why the Ides of March is “Political Backstabbers Day.” It’s celebrated as a national holiday by Political Backstabbers and Backstabees (most elected officials have been both), as well as people who’ll knife you in the back just to get ahead, and people in politics you once thought were your friends. We know who all of you are, and more importantly, you all know that The Blower knows who all of you are. Maybe that’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane always sits with his back to the wall when a big backstabber buys his lunch, especially on March 15. Obviously, he learned backstabbers can only get you when your back is turned.
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TUESDAY in our Special “Political Backstabber” E-dition, The Blower asked for your nominations and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Everybody’s getting ready to celebrate “Political Backstabbers Day” Thursday on the Ides of March to commemorate that historic date in 44 BCE when Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed Roman Emperor Julius Caesar in the back, the front, and just about every other place on his body. —Hurley the Historian
I remember last week when Obama told me “I’ve got your back.” —Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu
It’s a shame The Whistleblower couldn’t schedule a Republican Presidential Debate on the Ides of March. —Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Ron Paul
People are already sending in their nominations for “Political Backstabber of the Year.” —Backstabber of the Year Selection Committee
Could we nominate each other? —Ohio GOP Governor John Kasich and Ohio RINO Party Boss Kevin DeWhine?
Is there a limit to the number of nominations a person can make? —That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch first ran for Congress, “Mean Jean” Schmidt
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WEDNESDAY in our Official “Backstabber Voting” E-dition, The Blower explained “Best Friend” has ten letters, but so does “Lying Bitch!”
There were only “236” more days the November Elections, and nothing had been settled yet, even after Tuesday’s Republican Presidential Primaries in Alabama, Hawaii, Mississippi, and American Samoa. Still, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Rob Paul were doing their best to win The Whistleblower’s Backstabber of the Year Award. Have you seen some of their Super PAC attack ads?
Tuesday, Obama hopped on Air Force One for an over-taxed payer funded photo op during half time at a first-round small time NCAA tournament game in Dayton, where he got interviewed on cable channel TruTV. After being asked if Obama Supporters at CBS had talked to any Republican presidential candidates about popping up on NCAA coverage, White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard said, “This isn’t a political thing. (Obama) is the president of the United States.”
So how much did it cost over-taxed payers when our Backstabber-in-Chief hopped on Backstabber One for his over-taxed payer funded campaign photo op during half time at a meaningless small time NCAA tournament game in Dayton? At a cost of roughly $180,000 per hour to operate Air Force One, the US Debt was increased by at least $365,000, not including all the other costs. You’re look at a fast half million dollars for your grandchildren to pay back, easily!
Hurley the Historian says Albert Einstein was born on this date in 1879, but it was many years later that former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton came up with his Theory of Infidelity. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bill Clinton’s “Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’.”
And in Washington, our DC Newsbreaker reports last week in an interview GOP House Speaker John Boehner said, “Some of the dumbest people in America are in Congress.” Wouldn’t the obvious follow-up question have been “Who?”
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THURSDAY, in our Special “Political Backstabbers Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Don’t say we didn’t warn you!”
The big day had finally arrived, and Backstabbers would finally get some of the recognition they deserved. Today were still “235” more days the November Elections, and we are only about halfway through the primary process, and nobody has half the votes needed for nomination. That means our GOP Presidential Backstabbing Candidates will be able to continue.
In Congress, Tea Party Patriots don’t need a special day to stab John Boehner in the back.
Former Feckless Fishwrapper Greg “No Reportee” Korte’s (now plying his trade for USA Today) says “Federal prosecutors in southern Ohio are looking into whether a mysterious political action committee that helped nominate an unknown congressional candidate violated federal election laws.” Do you think the Feds will ever be able to find a connection between that “Let’s Stick It Up Kevorkian’s Ass PAC” and “Mean Jean” Schmidt.
And Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo reports in Northern Kentucky, Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders says unfortunately, political backstabbing isn’t even a misdemeanor. “It’s a good thing,” said Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl. “Our place wouldn’t be big enough to hold them all.”
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- FRIDAY in our Special “Flimsy Excuses” E-dition, The Blower explained it was only white peoples’ money:
Today it’s the Top Ten Excuses Cincinnati Girly Mayor’s Deadbeat Cousin Liz Rogers planned to use at that Butler County court hearing on Friday for not paying all that money she promised while negotiating a million dollar grant from the over-taxed payers to open at sure-to-fail Soul Food Bistro at the Banks:
10. I forgot
9. The dog ate it
8. She told me she loved me
7. I did it to help the homeless
6. The Devil made me do it
5. I just wanted to be loved–is there anything wrong with that?
4. I’m one of The Fishwrap’s 20 Women to Watch in 2012
3. I was framed
2. This whole thing is just one big terrible mistake
…and the Number One Reason Cincinnati Girly Mayor’s deadbeat cousin Liz Rogers plans to use at that Butler County court hearing today for not paying all that money she promised while negotiating a million dollar grant from the over-taxed payers to open at sure-to-fail Soul Food Bistro at the Banks is… Mallory, his Kentucky butt boy Dough Boy Honey, and the majority of the Extreme Liberal City Clown-cil said nobody would ever find out.
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SATURDAY in our Official “Wearin’ of the Green” E-dition, The Blower asked if Trish the Dish really said it doesn’t look like Spring because St. Patrick didn’t see his shadow:
If only Saint Patrick were alive today, he could stop in at the White House, Congress, your State House, every city hall and courthouse in the tri-state, and especially at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, where we need to get rid of some of the biggest snakes in history. And if he could a couple of spare minutes, he could also do something about the League of Women Vipers. He could’ve stopped Thursday night at the Anderson Township Trustees meeting, too. With a wave of his staff, he could give this traditional Irish Blessing, and what a wonderful world it would be:
“May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face. The rains fall soft upon your fields, and, until we meet again, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!”
Hurley the Historian says today is officially St. Patrick’s Day in Greater Cincinnati. That’s when people of Irish descent will have too much to drink, or as former Cincinnati Mayor Quisling Charlie Luken calls it, “Saturday.” Quisling wants to make St. Patrick’s Day a real holiday, where people who drink too much can stay home and get paid for their hangovers. Charlie Windbag was having his volunteers call around to find 10 white people to march with him in the St. Patrick’s Day parade last weekend to try to offset the 632 black people he already had coming. Downtown street vendors were selling Shamrock bracelets made of pure Irish gold. How could you tell? Your arm turned green as soon as you put them on.
And in Washington, our DC Newbreaker said the traditional St. Patrick’s Day festivities started on Thursday in Congress when That Lame-Duck Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt showed up without her makeup.
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- REPUBLICANS IN 2012: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says we’re nearly halfway in the GOP Delegate Derby. Mitt Romney has 484 of the 1,144 delegates he needs for the 2012 Republican Presidential nomination in Tampa. Rick Santorum is a distant second with 239. Newt Gingrich is trailing badly with 136, and Ron Paul is out of luck and out of money with 69.
VOTER FRAUD: Here are some of the things everybody needs a photo ID for: to buy alcohol, go to the movies, fly in an airplane, work for the Justice Department, cash a check, drive Volt, and use your credit card. But Disingenuous DemocRAT say it’s really racist to require one to vote.- OBAMA 2012: Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose say the Obama re-election Campaigners at the White House are spam-gramming their e-mail list asking for even more money, because “If the general election were held today, President Obama would lose to Mitt Romney — according to the latest poll from Washington Post-ABC News.” You mean Obama’s “Billion Dollar Re-election Campaign” won’t be big enough?
DIRT-DIGGING DEMOCRATS: “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Campaign Press Office needs to get their overpaid asses in gear, particularly since rumors are swirling that a DemocRAT National Committee Opposition Research Operation has uncovered some interesting mud to sling about “Bronze Star Brad.” Wouldn’t it be funny of the DNC convinced no-namer William Smith to step aside for a better known candidate with a trust fund? Hang in there, William!- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “Not a good week for President Obama either. His approval rating has dropped 9 percent in the last month to an all-time low of 41 percent. In fact, if this keeps up, the White House said they may have to fish out bin Laden and shoot him all over again.”
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says a new CBS poll found that 80% of Americans say they are not better off than they were four years ago. Maybe that’s why Jay Leno also said, “The other 20% own gas stations.”
MEDIA MENDACITY: Rich Hoffman is no longer part of the anti-school tax group he founded after The Fishwrap couldn’t stop whining about some of his derogatory comments on a blog about Lakota mothers. Did Rich really say “Their husband’s (sic) roll them over at night and insert their manhood into these women of the bedroom and hundred-dollar bills find their way into their purses? The women don’t know what the man does to earn the money, nor do they care. They are busy saving the world one child at a time with howls of safety and more regulations as they rush to the polling places at election time.” Are you sure Rich wasn’t writing about the Forest Gump School District in Anderson Township?
OHIO RINO PARTY: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio RINO Backstabbing Boss Kevin DeWhine didn’t wait long to exploit “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s surprise win last week with a fund-raising e-mail. The Blower remembers when DeWhiner forced an endorsement for “Mean Jean,” even though every member of the state central committee from Ohio’s Second Congressional District opposed her. Welcome to “Backstabbing as Usual,” Dr. Wenstrup! Your so-called advisers still aren’t covering your back.- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #77 says: Instead of “Progressive,” always use the words “Oppressive” or “Regressive.” When called on this, feign puzzlement. “But how is it progress to steal free citizens’ liberties, money, and hope, and hand it all over to government bureaucrats?”
MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: The Fishwrap’s Deirdre Shesgreen got to yell “Stop the Presses” this week with her big “Schmidt can ignore legal bill” story. But it only seems like March 7 The Blower was publishing “Still, things weren’t all bad for ‘Mean Jean’ on Election Night. Especially when you consider she now won’t have to re-pay the rest of that $500,000 in legal fees to her Turkish attorneys according to the House Ethics Committee, and she can sell all of her autographed State of the Union Programs and live happily off the proceeds for the rest of her life.”- HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY: What did Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T. Mall Cop GOP and President Obama have in common this week? They both made bid news when they filled out their NCAA brackets.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: asks, “Is Connie Pillich a racist?” During a recent debate about the composition of the CMHA Board, Connie the Pillager asked Commissioner Chris Monzel if his real goal in supporting this legislation is to keep black people from moving to the suburbs. Apparently Pillich believes the only way black people can move away from “the city” when there is a government program to do it for them. Much more on this at the link.
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Ohio DemocRAT Senator Sherrod Brown used the word “niggardly” on Thursday’s PMSNBC’s “The Dylan Ratigan Show.” For all of you Failed Cincinnati Public School honor students, the word means “stingy.”
That word has caused job-ending consequences in the past for politicians and others in the public eye because of its similarities to a racial slur. But such a thing could only happen if the person using that word were not a Liberal or a DemocRAT.
- THE CINCINNATI MESS: Tino Delgato says it’s a shame Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception is on Spring Break, or else Tino’s sure this picture of Mallory, Dough Boy Honey, and Cincinnati’s Uncertified Police Chief who’s impersonating a real police officer by illegally wearing a police uniform would’ve looked like a picture of the Three Stooges.
IN ANDERSON: Andersonians were astonished this week to learn that Kevin O’Brien’s enablers at the totally discredited Forest Hills Urinal were continuing to cover up for the Disgraced Trustee. Lisa Wakeland reported Kevin’s account of the so-called settlement of his former employer Robert W. Baird and Co.’s lawsuit, seeking repayment of a paltry $336,175 the company paid to just one of Kevin’s former clients who committed suicide. So why are the details being kept secret? Surely the public has a right to know.- READING THE TEA LEAVES: Local Tea Party Groups are planning a big “Tax Day 2012” Rally on April 15. Curiously, this year Tax Day isn’t until April 17. Check your calendars.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR OFFENSIVE OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the Vernal Equinox Day, we found this in his “Lust in My Heart,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
Wrongs of Spring
These first happy days of Spring
Have promise of what nights will bring.
We’ll go out beer swilling
With girls who are willing
To have that ring-a-ding-ding.
- IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Our Clermont Crusader says In Clermont County, Crony-in-Chief Tim Rudd has tried to silence all of his critics, but one seems to have survived. Whistleblower Faux Facebook Fred Eric Kelso has been promoting the GOP Rogue Report, which exposes some of the back door deals Rudd has promoted. Keep at it, Kelso!
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Federal help for some counties in Kentucky is on the way after the tornadoes that caused millions of dollars in damage across the commonwealth, while FEMA tells Clermont County on the North Shore it’ll have to go it alone. Does this mean Kentucky’s DemocRAT governor is more persuasive than Ohio’s Republican governor? Maybe the Ohio Republicans in Congress are just asleep at the switch?
THIS WEEK IN KENTON CIRCUIT COURT: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders Irish-green e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now. This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court contains plenty of O’scumbags in this St. Patrick’s Day e-dition but none so low as Earl Knasel who bashed his own mother’s skull in with a cast iron “bootjack”! The Robster’s pitbull prosecutors recommended that this matron murderer go to prison for life but Judge Roy Bean Bartlett let him off with only 30 years, apparently buying the bad guy’s story of woe about drugs and mental illness. Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff was baffled by the leniency saying “If this bastard bashed in his own mother’s brains, what do you think he’d do to yours?!- ANOTHER FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT UPDATE: Eric ‘Call Me Crazy,’ Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters nominated a lot of people for The Blower’s Backstabber of the Year Award, including The Robster, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, American Bar Association President William T. Robinson III, the entire Bluegrass Bar Association, and Lovely Lisa Wells, who’s getting paid by WLW Hate Radio for doing the program “Crazy Eric” was doing for free.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1852 Wells Fargo launched its nationwide express company, and one of these days, they may even come through office in Cincinnati.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Mark Twain’s “If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.”
CFK-TV: Over at CFK-TV on Anderson Community Television, somebody sent us an audition tape entitled “The Vetting of Chris Bortz,” asking Conservatives if this is the man they want representing them as the Republican candidate for Hamilton County Commissioner. Maybe some of the folks on the CFK-TV Production Crew should take a look at it and let us know what they think.
THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders asked Charles Foster Kane to give his favorite Irish Toast for Saint Patrick’s Day, which just happened to be our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher’s goal in life: “May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband.” The group was also amused watching CFK-TV’s Saint Patrick’s Day Video.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “232” days away and the Bluegrass primary in May 22 is 65 days away.
Monday we’ll be looking for some major yabbos on Spring Break.
Tuesday you’ll be reading “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers,” which some slight mention of either the Vernal Equinox or BB&BJ Day.
Wednesday will be checking to see how those Dirt-Digging DemocRATS at the DNC are progressing with their big local opposition research project.
Thursday, we’ll be trying to find out if the City of Cincinnati was hiring any white people.
The first line of Friday’s limerick will be: “At Last it was BB&BJ Day.”
And all next week, Channel 19 will still be wondering what happened to all those clocks.
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