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Thursday, March 1, 2011
It Was the Longest 29 Days in History
Now that Black History Month is finally almost over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.”
Probably never, since we now have to pander to all those other minority groups. For example, March is now officially One-Eyed Hunchback Lithuanian Lesbians History Month. WLW Hate Radio trash talker Bill Cunningham says, “Now that February is over, maybe we can use the word ‘niggardly’ again without being called racists.”
And with this year’s Black History Month (now called Half-Black History Month in honor of the current resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue) only 29 days long, several Black guys still didn’t get their “profiles” in The Fishwrap. To deserving darkies like Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston, “Buckwheat” Blackwell, and Ken “Mad Dawg” Lawson, Metro Mole says one of Skaggie Maggie’s minions is now writing his sincerest apologies.
However all month at the end of every aisle at Kroger grocery store you saw a photograph and biography of a black person. In Hyde Park, these were the only black people In the entire store.
Even The Blower ran out of days this month and couldn’t run a Black History Month Racial Healing Profile for That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch’s eviler twin sister Jennifer Black.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry.”
The Aorta of it All
Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says now that Mitt Romney has won GOP Presidential Primaries in Arizona and Michigan and according to our GOP Delegate Calculator only needs about 1,000 more delegates to win the Republican Party nomination, every so-called political writer in Ohio and talking head on TV will be tell us how important the Ohio Primary will be on Super Duper Tuesday in only five more days. Isn’t out state motto “Ohio, the Heart of It All?”
What do you think all those so-called political writers in other states with GOP primaries on March 6 (like Alaska, Georgia, Idaho, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Vermont, and Virginia) are telling their audiences?
Also this primary season, everybody’s talking about how many gazillions of dollars the Ohio RINO Party is spending to keep their stooges on the Republican State Central Committee, and how much the Ohio GOP House Caucus spending to protect its lackeys like $tate Rep-tile for $ale Peter $tautberg, whose funds are coming from the Bungals organization and donors outside the District. The Blower bets whenever those reports are in, we’ll find out it’s a lot.
And did you notice that every time Republican Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine endorses somebody in this year’s presidential primary, the guy loses the next week. Maybe that’s why Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine says, “I hope dad endorses Bruce Whitman for Appeals Court when I run against him in November.
And what’s the reason so many people still haven’t decided which candidate to support with only five more days until the Primary Election? Maybe those Dumbed-down, Self-absorbed, Media-influenced, Celebrity-obsessed, Politically-correct Uninformed Short-attention-span voters are just waiting for those endorsement idiotorials in The Fishwrap.
- Our Clermont Crony wonders how Defeated DemocRAT Paul Hackett took the news that the DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee was supporting his REPUBLICAN opponent in that 2005 special election he nearly won. Surely, that $37,000 could have been used to drag an extra 4,000 people to the polls.
Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat has the scoop of the century when he followed up on yesterday’s item in The Blower, since some of that money Disingenuous DemocRATS spent on “Mean Jean” went to AKP Message & Media, at 730 North Franklin Street, Suite 404, in Chicago. That is the home of the political consulting firm founded by David Axelrod, who is President Obama’s close adviser and strategist. [READ SLOAT’S SCOOP HERE]
- But one scoop Bill Sloat didn’t get today was how much of his own money “Mean Jean’s” opponent Brad Wenstrup just loaned his own campaign.
Plus, this year, Conservatives at the Campaign for Primary Accountability are running TV spots telling Republicans in Ohio’s Second Congressional District how their embarrassing Congresswoman voted to increase our national debt by $2.8 trillion, including a $700 billion bank bailout of which $50 billion went to the parent company of her husband’s employer.
The Cincinnati City Mess
Yesterday we told you about the financial problems of Liz Rogers, the Butler county woman soon to be the recipient of $1 million dollars of city of Cincinnati money to pay her to open a restaurant in The Banks area.
We told you about seven judgments against her in Butler County, including tax liens from the Ohio Department of Taxation for amounts up to $6,700. Now, it is being revealed Rogers and her husband Trent also have delinquent federal taxes adding up to more than $49,000. Liz Rogers is still in a pouty snit over anyone daring to bring these facts to light, even though they are true.
Mayor Mallory, in his well known spoiled-child bullheadedness mode, is still determined to give away one million dollars to Liz Rogers, money which will run down the sewer drain, unless it runs into some political campaign committee’s coffers first. Has anyone thought to ask Mallory if he is related to Rogers?
- Political Prognosticator Tino Delgato says Mahogany’s new restaurant is up the street from the $110 million dollar Freedom Museum. Both will be closed in two years. The only questions are which will close first and what will move into each location. Go Figure!!!
Tino also says Michelle Obama has the new slogan for Barrack that she unleashed on her latest over-taxed payer financed campaign trip to Cincinnati. “Let him finish the job” I like it as long as he is finishing it from Canada where socialized medicine has failed so far. Go Figure!!!
Soreheads in the Suburbs
- Republicans for Higher Taxes report that 2008 Tax Hiker of the Year Virgil Lovitt has endorsed another big property tax increase, along with State Rep-tile Connie Pillich. This is merely the latest in an astonishing list of tax increases Virg “the Scourge” has supported. He’s not just a tax hiker, he’s a tax machine. As for The Pillager, she neither lives nor works in the community that is voting on this tax hike, yet feels compelled to tell them their taxes are too low. Pillager is so dedicated to higher taxes she has to export them to other communities.
Yesterday in Anderson Township, everybody was wondering who was responsible for all those unsigned Green Door Hangers telling residents what they needed to know about the Forest Gump School’s humongous tax hike so township property owners of $200,000 houses can pay $2,000-a-year to support the greedy teachers and administrators.
The best part about the flyer was the part saying the administration and teachers are illegally using school property and public resources to influence the vote. And isn’t it curious COAST’S world headquarters is right around the corner from the Gumpers’? Usually those mercenary attorneys at COAST show some interest in such things. So why aren’t they this time?
Everybody’s waiting to see who the School Nazis will be going to go after. It couldn’t be Steve Duffy from Salem Hardware. He’s too busy handing out those “Vote No” signs. It’s probably not WLW Hate Radio’s Darryl “Anybody Who Votes for a School Levy is Stupid” Parks. He’d be bragging about it on the radio. It’s not the Anderson Tea Party. You don’t see a picture of a tea cup on it anywhere. And it’s surely not the Anderson Township GOP. They can’t get their members to attend meetings, let alone walk door-to-door.
Finally, at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were all asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the overnight ratings for CFK-TV’s premier broadcast of Political Science Theatre 2012 on Anderson Community Television’s Channel 18 at 10:30 P.M. Wednesday night. “It was the number one cable access program in our time slot,” Kane explained. “We even beat out that Hamilton County Commissioners meeting on Channel 8.”
Viewers living outside Anderson can see that broadcast here on our CFK-TV Production Crew Update.
Bluegrass Babes
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says there has always been some confusion between yesterday’s Leap Year Day celebration (when women are allowed to propose marriage) and Sadie Hawkins Day, where women are permitted to run after unmarried men and propose to them.
Sadie Hawkins was a female character in the Al Capp comic strip Li’l Abner that took place in the hillbilly community of Dogpatch, Kentucky. Many communities prefer to celebrate Sadie Hawkins Day in November because Al Capp first mentioned Sadie Hawkins Day on November 15, 1937.
Bobby Leach remembers all those Sadie Hawkins dances growing up in Ashland, Kentucky, but still can’t wait for the big BB&BJ Day celebration in Fort Mitchell on March 20. Bobby suggests that if the holidays could somehow be combined, Sadie would have a lot more success with those men.
Finally, Congressman Goof Doofus says he is proud to have represented all those fine people in Dogpatch during his time in Congress.
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